Who is your greatest ally?
Japan's greatest ally is America-senpai^^
>>77698582
I respect you^-^ america-senpai~
>>77698370
Japan is the only ally I need
Gold coins
>mfw this faggot making many pro american thread on everyday
DIE OFF PLS
>>77698370
>>77698689
>Nationalist Nip
Welcome to /pol/ fag,be prepared to get bombarded by 100 kg weeaboo americans
>>77698689
Fuck off, faggot.
Operation Tomodachi was a great service.
Do you want to sell your country to China?
>>77698370
>>77698582
>>77698644
>>77698689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
<3
>>77698370
Japan kawaii senpai <3
>>77698689
hahahhahaha
U MAD? bro
>ally
>doesn't have military
okay then
>>77698370
we are the best ally of america.
>>77698692
Fuck of Ahmed, Turkroaches are nobodies Ally, not even other Turkroaches like Turkroaches.
Cringy
>>77698858
Doesn't have military.
>Why did we bomb them again?
>>77698370
you make me very sad japan. can't we give it another try?
>>77698370
Can canada be america's greatest ally?
>>77698901
you will never understand our lovefest
nobody loves you croatia
>>77698887
lol mfw every German i meet hates turks
>>77698370
Akira, the cuck.
Well israel certainly isn't the USA's greatest ally after selling off so many of their secrets.
>>77698887
>this triggers the germ
>>77698956
That's not true. Many countries like us. Right?
>>77699066
I like you croatia
Iran really helped us out during the last drought =^)
>>77698370
>implying a relationship with Americunts is ever a good thing
>>77698777
>>77698370
>tfw in the dystopian hellhole that is the modern world where everyone hates everyone you have the privilege to share a quiet corner of the world with true brothers.
America's greatest ally is 100% Japan and it's not even close.
>>77698964
Almost everyone who ever met an average Turkroach hates them. Kurds hate them, all their direct neighbours hate them, the Arab World hates them. They are a blight worse than the bubonic plague.
>>77698370
England desu
>>77698370
>tfw no allies
>>77698661
Underrated
>>77699165
Every decent country has a friendly relationship with the US. The ones that don't are third world dictatorships.
>>77699391
England is your greatest ally, desu sempai
>>77698858
Japan destroys our enemies through memes
Who needs bullets?
>>77699433
stockholm syndrome
>>77698689
Lol stay mad faggot
>>77698689
Kill yourself, Davido, you absolute failure.
>>77699524
Can someone post the Hiro screencap where a jew tries to get the jap to shut down /pol/ for more shekels and Hiro the Hero just flat out says "nah fuck money"
>>77699152
RARE
A
R
E
>>77698370
How's English teaching going, Davido-kun?
>>77698777
>>77698837
>>77699524
Ameri-kun is Israel -chan's!
don't notice it?
>>77699391
We still like you, Argentina.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_non-NATO_ally#Named_by_Bill_Clinton
>>77699690
>>77699690
>Spends time on 4chan talking shit
>After he preps the bull
>>77699503
Am I wrong? Name an economically successful, free, peaceful country hostile to America.
>>77698817
Japan is pretty cool actually. Their prime minister is a huge fan of serbia, and gave us a shit ton of public transport buses
>>77698370
stop trying to steal america from us. we're their greatest ally. We all know you'll take revenge and attack them again if the occasion present itself
>>77699818
>a country with a Monarch as head of state
>our greatest ally
>>77698882
Best
Aid money leech yes.
Best ally?
Nah you didnt help murica
>>77698370
poor little yellow man i like to hurt little asian children i like to beat and hurt them so much
>>77699923
>666id
nice try satan
>>77699805
After WW2, Their Nationalists stabbed a jewpuppet socialist commie on national television.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEx7uCFX_nA
Did the PC public opinion backlash cause them to swing far left?
NOPE
Japan never had a problem with jews or communism or socialism ever again
>>77699805
Japan is ours first and foremost. Its fine if she sends you gifts, she's very generous with our money.
>>77699818
fuck off canada
>>77699989
>This comes from the norwegian
Isn't it time to worship the devil?You're late for praise and worship ålån
>>77698370
Do other Japanese agree that the security deal in unfair to America?
http://youtu.be/Q7S5eXuE7p0
>>77698370
No one
Literally no one can be trusted
>>77698661
muh shekels
>>77700123
Yeah just run away little sad fake nation
>>77698370
Allies betrayed Polan so many times. We no longer belive in allies.
>>77699202
THE NOSE
>>77700219
Ok cuck.I'll enjoy the only staying in the only successful dictatorship in the world.
Yes, good goys! Watch anime! Read manga! Fall in love with a cartoon girl! Don't marry or reproduce! Be a good goy and by Shlomo Silverstein-sama's goods imported from Japan to Israel for a healthy but fair mark-up! Excellent, goys hahahahaha
>>77700269
Pic related
>>77700179
>while posting on grorious nippon imageboard
There is only 1 country on the planet I trust
And that is 4chan Japan
The Truth Fears No Investigation
>>77699726
Not similar at all.
If you are going to use the Israel/America example, Japan is probably closer to Israel.
Japan does almost nothing to help America in its international relations, but it still has a defense guarantee from America.
Nobody.
Nobody will ever come to our aid.
>>77698370
America and Japan
>>77700219
>This is how your average norwegian treats his ally
>>77700099
I dont know america, they love staying over at my place
>>77700269
I want to fuck Polish "teen Kasia" really really badly
>>77698370
many clammer to prove they are americas fav ally
but they will always be our fav son
can choose your mates,not your family
Russia
>>77700343
thats horrifying
>mfw foreigners ask why we need rifles
>>77700455
>Muh empire
>Mfw UK went from conquering savages to sucking them off
>>77700414
Canada, mate.
>>77700505
>when people ask why we need semi automatic high powered rifles
>>77699564
>Kill yourself, Davido
How do you know that the pro-Americans aren't American Davidos?
>>77699066
Croatians pretty based
>>77700343
but yea theres nothing wrong with anime and shit. its just cartoons
western TV is wayyy more degenerate
Germany, everyone else might make fun of Germany but we're always here for you <3
>>77700690
kanker moffen moeten opkankeren
Uruguay and Argentina.
>>77700445
Polish girls are mostly whores, so if you have the money, you will be able to fuck almost all of them.
>>77700816
Thanks bro, but south brazil belongs to Uruguay
>>77700755
Be quiet Peter, we have forgiven them already.
>>77698817
this is some creepy stalker shit!
>>77698370
Gonna have to go with an even split between Canada, the UK, and Australia.
We have other important allies such as Japan and France but these three, especially the UK, have special relationships with us.
I think China is Scotland's ally, they did give us some kick ass Pandas.
>>77699798
North Korea
>>77700825
Can you send some english speaking ones over here?
>>77701007
Herro ferrow chirese nice to meet yuo!
>>77700949
Fuck Cucknada
Fuck The UK (until the Brexit)
And Australia is 50-50 between based bantz and shitty shitposts
>>77700406
>Japan does almost nothing to help America in its international relations
Japan gave 1 trillion yen to US in gulf war...
I wish Japan gave up realtionship with US!
Portugal
>>77700875
no we haven't. they're ruining europe as we speak.
Little Eesti is of greatest ally :3
Together we of great Mongol Khanate
>>77701290
Fine, how about now?
>>77701157
It would be hard, becouse of visas. Usa-senpai
>>77700287
I hope you have a torture death you fucking pig
>>77701253
No, you need us. What you should desire is a better relationship between the US and Japan. We take advantage of all our allies far too much without focusing on our own means of production and wealth.
Hopefully if Trump wins it will set us on the right course to that reality.
>>77701406
that's okay
>>77701649
US paying money for protecting Israel.
Meanwhile Japan paying huge money for US military.FUCK.
Israel is US's best ally without doubt.
>>77700873
You're not Gaúcho anymore though, you let the eternal Argentinian cuck you out of your Gaúcho roots. Now you're just another generic, irrelevant Spic nation.
>>77700875
That's pretty hot.
>>77701735
Where do I donate more ?
>>77701539
>Mfw a fatass yuropoor calling me a pig.
Ok ålån,Jesus bless you too
>>77701735
I hate Israel, the largest population of spies in the US all come from Israel. They're a leech without providing anything to us at all.
US and other allies at least help each other out from time to time; Israel has literally attacked us and bombed one of our research ships. Even Russia during the cold war would have been a better ally.
>>77701899
You will die soon and i will laugh when you die you little sad yellow man
Russia, ended well each time we've teamed up and we don't really give a shit about what they're doing in eastern and northern Europe
I don't think we have any other reliable ally
>>77701393
I now approve of this alliance
>>77701860
R A R E
A
R
E
>>77698370
no allies
mongol only
final destination
>>77701735
Only until Trump
>pic related
He said no more fighting for Israel
>>77701989
Ok ålån,remember to not talk like that in front of the kids!(Not yours,you dont have a wife as you are a beta cuck).
I'll be sitting back enjoying my money while norwegians be tax slaves.
Also,go to church ålån
>>77701860
I dont even collect but holy shit RARE
>>77702202
Herro ferrow chriese
neck urself japan
>tries to invade aus
>USA comes to help us
>gets kokoda trail'd
>gets nuked 2 times
>*surrendurs*
americans bluepilled in history class confirmed
>>77698817
I want to lick clownpiece's pussy.
>>77699726
But with you around, you can keep Kike-chan in check.
>>77702471
We all do, brother. We all do.
We also love America
Stockholm syndrome israel.
>>77699152
rare
>>77701290
based hendrik
England!
>>77698370
I don't know, maybe Uruguay, Brazil and Wales (thanks the welsh, our Patagonia is not a shithole).
>>77698370
Weird how after the bombings a lot of modern media portrays Americans as buff blonde guys or buxom sluts.
all are enemies to us
>>77704827
what bombings? hiroshima and nagasaki?
>>77704886
R A R E
A
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>>77704886
This is definitely a proxy right
How is life in Best Korea. Is the Dear Leader doing well?
>>77698956
whats the source on this picture?
France. Thanks for the help with our freedom
>Only comic I have with France in it atm
>>77698370
Once we start taking over the world we will need anime land to produce its anime as an ally. Only way to keep the neets fightng desu.
>>77705102
>Franks
>Anglos or the Saxons
>the same
fucking wew
>>77704886
I dont even care if proxy
IM SAVING THAT SHIT
>>77698370
Love you too nip bro
>>77705417
Action Replay is the only way to catch 'em all.
>>77701253
"checkbook diplomacy" - Don't you remember when Kuwait paid for international newspaper ads thanking the countries that helped to liberate it, and they did not include Japan on the list?
Paying money doesn't mean shit in the world. Japan is viewed as a weak nation because it is weak. It does not take risks, and won't send the jieitai to help its allies.
>>77701735
The 思いやり予算 that Japan pays to America is fucking nothing. They are paying a portion of the cost of maintaining American bases in Japan, but receiving protection from the world's largest military power.
Any way you look at it, it's a good deal for Japan. That's why people like Donald Trump are trying to bully Japan into paying more money.
>>77705102
this made me cry
>>77698370
USA
sorry about Trudeau lads.
Best pals
>>77704886
China?
>>77698370
Australia m8, but we still hate them cunts
>>77706245
You all got your military ban lifted already. Why not stretch your own wings and fly already, Ichigo?
>>77703160
opkankeren, kanker weeb
>>77703160
t. American in Amsterdam atm
Your country's pretty nice. Definitely ally material
>>77706245
I don't think the US is trying to bully Japan
I think the Japanese contribution doesn't match the cost increase we face to contain China
People still like us potatos right? Right?
>>77699385
Top lad
>>77707721
We still love you, Westbrit friend :^)
>>77698370
Probably the Brits.
mfw we have no ally.
>>77699940
Singapoor jelly
>>77699385
Please start a war with Spain so you can become Portugalicia and we can add Cadiz to Gibraltar. The Diego butthurt will be immense
>>77707721
You're irrelevant, potatonigger. Go die from a famine.
>>77708240
t. Galway
>>77698370
Also, USA our greatest ally.
>>77708240
how does self-hate work for you?
>>77706245
and?
How much other US ally paying money for US millitary?
US should leave from Japan then.
You Americans are too arrogant and stupid as fuck.
>>77708028
You have America's sympathy for your stolen election.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36478264
(Austrian far right challenges presidential poll result)
Here's to hoping you pull through. Maybe Trump will extend the olive branch once they both assume power.
>>77707435
1000% sure he is fucking your countryman.
>>77708538
Looking through the thread, I'd say it's more ambiguous than you think it is.
>>77707875
Thank you britbong, our greatest ally.
>>77708240
Rude mr spud.
>>77708358
That's kawaii, even if she has a penis.
>>77708488
thx, bro. that comforts.
we discussed the possible repetition here yesterday - most of us think it won't change much bc the left can and will use the same methods again. postal votes are way too easy to manipulate - as the green party already found out in 2010. remarkably they meanwhile have 'forgotten' about it.
>>77707435
LIFT OUR BAN AS WELL HOLY SHIT ITS BEEN 71 YEARS AND WE ARE STILL OCCUPIED BY THE WESTERN POWERS
>>77700080
" cause them to swing far left?"
lol i've never head of someone going left wing from political correctness
>>77708773
10000% disagree.
He is typical American expat who hates Japan.
>>77698661
/underrated post
kek demands more keks
>>77699066
I am Croatian, so I like you, but I don't understand what's going on over there.
What are the reasons so many Croats are unhappy? Every time I hear about the country it's just, blah blah blah, economy and corruption and then no elaboration, followed by other Balkan states coming in the threads and the second destruction of the Yugoslavia occurring.
And then I don't get why Europeans hate Croatians. They seem so far removed from what's going on in the rest of Europe to affect anything.
>>77698661
kek
>>77698370
Stop brown nosing we know you want to get back at us for dropping a couple of bombs.
>>77699066
i like you. what do your ppl think about austria? i don't take it personally so pls no restraint.
>>77708773
The Jap's right. OP is a known murricunt expat troll, the same one that does the "JAPAN NEEDS MOAR IMMIGRATION" threads over
and over
and over again.
Do we have any allies?
>>77709586
Had
>>77709526
oh, this fucker.
>>77709586
>>77709609
>had
confirmed.
>>77709526
He wasn't talking about OP, Hans.
>>77709019
Come on, Hanzo. Aren't we being a little paranoid here?
>>77709609
sad
>>77708911
When you redpill Trump on the Holocaust and REMOVE CDU, you might.
No one
>>77699216
Hello bros
>>77710460
>>77709609
You're a strong, independent nation who don't need no ally.
>>77698370
doh we love you to good buddy
>>77703160
Some of the most /fa/ oper8ors of WW2
>>77711541
seems to be a really decent guy. i like him better than moot.
>>77712069
Late Moot or Moot overall?
>>77698370
Israel
>>77712193
didn't really take so much notice of him (actively) before he started the SJW-thing.
let's say i find hiro more likeable in general but esp compared to recent years.
>>77712193
oh and concerning your pic...
https://mlpforums.com/topic/63533-the-brony-chronicles/#entry1558718
>>77712193
moot was always a fucking cuck, even before he became a literal cuck he always had it out for /sp/ and /v/. The guy hated the fact that he was the one who made 4chan and he was inseparable from it. He hated his own creation.
Fuck him, hiroshimoot is pretty cool
>>77713116
I know exactly what you mean.
There was always a fake veneer to Moot.
He would take part in the cons, the memes, the community... but deep down he hated all of us and our association with him.
His creation defined his life - And he hated it.
>>77713116
do you visit other boards btw? i never was outside /pol/ and occasionally /b/.
Australia of course.
Fucking bantz-bros for life.
>>77698370
Ill be your greatest ally any day, Nippon-kun ;D
>>77700825
> t. onanist who never fucked a girl
>>77699667
>>77704213
Found the Summer fags who thinks Zambia is rare anymore. The dude posts a couple times everyday to the degree it is not really even rare. In this session alone I have seen him 3 times.
Poland never had and never will have any allies. We have only enemies and potential enemies.
>>77713574
Not anymore, I left 4chan completely after moot cucked /pol/ and /sp/. I only came back last year during the British Election and stuck around. But I used to post on a lot of boards prior to that, I've been on 4chan since early 2008 so I've seen a lot.
/tg/, /g/, /v/, /b/ (before mid-2009), /sp/ (my main after 2009), /int/, /new/ (when it existed), semi-regular to /x/. I've only rarely been to the weebshit boards, I had to put up with /a/ shitting all over /sp/ for years to completely put me off (although /jp/ are not as weeby as I thought)
Fucking France.
>Only Ally with us from the start in both world wars
>Been our rival and equal through history
>Bro Tier
>Both have stood against America
>both have stood against Ivans together
>both have stood against krauts together
>>77701735
>US paying money for protecting Israel.
>Meanwhile Japan paying huge money for US military.FUCK.
The same here. We pay tens of billions of $$$ for shitty overrated murrican weapon, we also send our soldiers on wars provoked by murrican subhumans, while getting literally nothing in return. Poland is treated as a wallet by too many assholes around the world.
>>77698370
>Who is your greatest ally?
It sure isn't Israel.
>>77713499
>>77699391
What about Antarctica?
The flame is our only friend now
>>77698370
We always got along well with Germoney.
USA, Italy, Spain, France, Brazil are bro-tier. UK is ex-wife tier. We used to love each other a lot until a messy divorce. Uruguay is literally our kith and kin.
>>77716945
oh you came around a little bit then. i never really was interested in the other boards, partly bc of the topics, partly bc of the ppl there. i took long breaks too so i'm hardly a regular but if something special happens like librsl chimpouts (aids skrillex, trigglypuff etc) it always draws me in here bc i know /pol/ knows how to deal with them - and i never got disappointed.
/b/ has some funny moments too but is mostly all the same shit. edgy teens, the permanent oldfag/newfag shit and 100 TB of porn.
>>77719266
*liberal chimpouts
>>77698370
I love you Japan
Sorry about the nukes, you were getting out of hand.
>>77712193
moot is just a humongous faggot who gets mad when people start memeing at him but whenever somebody tried to voice seriously complaints about the site moot just starts giving "epic" joke responses
>>77716645
Come on, you love Lithuania and you know it.
>>77699798
nigga, every economically successful, free, peaceful country has a good relationship with every other economically successful, free, peaceful country. It is called the first world.
America's great allies are Japan and Canada and sometimes Western Europe.
>>77719979
>Come on, you love Lithuania and you know it.
Fuck yourself, you fucking murrican degenerate subhuman, with your inborn annoying stupidity
>>77698644
I love you Japan.
>>77708028
Hungarians still like us.
R-right guys?
>>77720752
The Commonwealth was far and away the height of anything decent you people ever did.
literally everyone with a japan flag is a weeaboo faggot and not an actual jap.
>>77703160
I approve of this relationship
>>77721244
idk after the faymann-disaster...
Is everyone here with a Japanese flag using a proxy? I would've thought Japan has better things to do than cuck for 'Murica.
"Ally"
Japan is just Americas bitch.
>>77700455
True that.
>>77708383
Neat.
>>77698370
>taking america
Then we leaf will take russian bear to prom.
>>77698370
We love you too Japan :3
