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>you will never live in the greatest country on Earth
>you will never have a history as glorious as that of the US
>you will never live a patriotic life and wave the Stars & Stripes in one hand and hold the greatest rifle ever: AR-15 in the other
>you will never have a Constitution that is almost considered holy
>you will never live in a country considered to be Second Rome
>you will never vote Trump into office
>you will always be Eurotrash/third worlder
Anyone else suffering?
>>77605385
As a Eurotrash who became an American citizen I feel your pain.
>>77605484
How did you do it?
Fag married someone on /k/?
America counts Middle East and North Africa as white. Also a ton of Hispanics get put into the non Hispanic white list.
Non white children are born more than white children in America.
America is 40% white at best
>>77605484
Parents and I moved here using a "Diversity Visa" whatever that means when I started High School. Went to college on full scholarship. Now ballin with a nice job and apartment in the heart of NYC while volunteering for Trump. Life's good man.
>>77605955
I meant (you) >>77605766
>>77605385
America is going downhill day by day
>>77605955
Well shit. I wish my parents actually moved to the US while they were conidering it
>>77606112
your poo is going down your bowels and onto the streets
>ar15
The greatest rifle is the M14.
>>77606112
And you worship toilets, don't you Pajeet?
>>77606504
Lmao fuck off you lost a war to a bird you sub-human
>>77606267
Hello sir why are you here? Please go to your nearest mosque there is one mosque each 0.5km it's 5 go and pray to your lords
>>77606696
there are more mosques in India
Hell, your most famous landmark is a fucking mosque
>>77605385
You can just legally migrate there. People do it all the time
>>77606752
You're a such a small crappy country still you have so many mosques
>>77606577
Emus are all ok now, 100s of years and India still can't grasp poo in loo.
I guess you could say India is losing the poo war.
>>77606859
you're a massive shithole
I wonder if your skin color is related to poo
>>77607047
oh ok if your such a advanced civilisation why did you get beaten by a flock of birds?
>>77607052
At least my skin color isn't related to "semen"
>>77605385
immigrate
what are you, useless? We're closing the borders in January, better get over here quick
>>77607238
your skin look more like shit than my skin look like semen
>>77607743
You're skin looks like a used toliet paper half white half brown
>>77605385
>wanting to live in a pc glorified shithole with literal jokes as presidents for the foreseeable future
>>77607942
Your skin looks like my shit in the toilet bowl
>>77605385
Fuck off with your delusions and go back to sucking my American cock, after I cum I'll throw you into a pack of refugees for your mandatory enrichment
>>77608188
You're skin looks like a niggers sperm
>>77605385
Just come over here, it's not hard.
>>77605385
Feels good Omar.
>>77605834
Let's just say I know 3 or 4 white families that, altogether, have 3 grandchildren. It's way more common than I thought for whites to reach 30s and 40s without having kids
>>77605385
You're a disgrace to Norway.
>>77607985
If our country is such a joke then why do your people risk their life to come here and not the other way around?
>>77608294
all sperm has the same color.
So does shit
And you're shit colored
>>77607238
Semen is the most essential material for life. Without it, no one would exist. Also, it smells clean.
Shit however is the just the unused, waste of the body that nothing in the body needs. And it also smells like ass.
You are exactly like what your skin looks like. Nothing more than shit-useless and smelly. While us whites, who's skin is the color of semen, are exactly like semen. Without us, humanity would not exist.
Vacation here, find cute Murrican grill, marry her and emigrate here. Buy house, dog, have 2.5 kids.
>>77608558
He's disgrace to entire fucking scandinavia
>>77608634
Go and eat the beans from my shit
>>77608409
Are you a leftist? It's very hard to immigrate here legally
>>77607183
I thought the Aussies were supposed to be the shit posters, not India
>>77608609
Cuz the delusion of freedom
>>77608721
Le without us humanity dindu exist you steal people's stuff sir you're worse than niggers
>>77608558
>sjweden calling a freedom loving eurofag a disgrace
>>77608839
No, but if Mexicans can flood over here with ease then OP can certainly do it
>>77608732
>He's disgrace to entire fucking scandinavia
Well not really. Those oil-niggers are hardly scandinavian.
>>77608852
>India
>literal poo country and culture
Of course they'd be shitposters, they deal with shit on a daily basis America.
>>77608928
>>sjweden calling a freedom loving eurofag a disgrace
Yeah because you have so much "freedom" in America.
He disgrace his country by being a traitor.
>>77605385
It is pretty great, but caring about the rest of the world
>>77605385
>See open political discourse on the streets in the USA
>Realize that in underwaterland we let intellectuals on TV do all the thinking for us
>Even discussions on the internet repeat those talking points verbatim
>Expressing your beliefs on the street is "disturbing the order" and you will be taken away by police most likely
It sucks to not be 110% free
>>77605385
t. Proxyfag
USA is bretty great tho
>>77609084
So that makes you loser culture?
>>77607743
>>77607942
>>77608188
>>77608294
>>77608634
>>77608732
>you're poopy
>you're peepee
holy shit foreigners are degenerates
>>77609134
>Yeah because you have so much "freedom" in America.
Nobody said America was perfect, try again sjweden :)
>>77609000
3 000s confirm it
>>77609459
fucking saved
>>77605385
>you will never get shot
>you will never get mugged in Detroit
>you will never be pubblicly lynched by SJWs
>you will be part of the most obese country
>you will never hire Juan to cut your grass
>you will never get accused of rape because your female coworker needs dosh
>you will never prep your own bull
>you will never vote for Trump
Inb4 le wan poss buh dis ah dee maymay
>>77609459
Woah atleast we are 100% pure blooded not like le 1% potato bigger 19% Slav Russia 40 nig nog
>77609134
No (You)
>>77608823
You probably recycle beans from other people's shit there
>>77609660
>Nobody said America was perfect, try again sjweden :)
America has no freedom like you insinuated.
Now go prep Tyrone, your girlfriend is getting restless.
>>77609831
And you're good for? Nothing! You just raid other Europeans ans kill them like niggers
>>77608922
>steal people's stuff
Wrong, you stupid fucks sell all your resources to us for practically nothing, so to you it may be "stealing", but for us, it's just a damn good deal.
Also, if we did "steal", our contributions to humanity far outweigh our sins. Even the poorest, most uneducated whites have contributed more to humanity than you or any other brown person has. The most India has ever done for the world is make good spices and try to rip people off on the phone. That's literally it.
>>77609000
>somali swedish boy
>>77605385
You can always move here for work/study and try to get a green card.
At least you were not born in a third world shithole, like me.
Also, assimilation is hard. I feel like I don't get a lot of jokes and references.
>>77610085
We South Asians never FUCKING stole any stuff for ya nig nog jigger British slut queen stole our heritage
>>77609801
Those are the cities that are like that, out in the rural parts though it's golden.
>>77609000
Norway is more relevant than you will ever be, swedecuck
>>77605385
America is pretty based, I have to admit. However, it is annoying hearing everyone's complaints about us all the time when it it mostly just the Southern states.
Pretty much all the American memes made by other countries are all the same memes that Americans themselves make about the South.
>>77609801
It's exactly like that in Europe though
Just tweak the names and you got it identical
>>77610037
>low energy murica has no freedom meme
sjweden stop being so edgy you might cut yourself
>>77610263
Fuck off you're a dying country go to your fucking grave
>>77610079
That's why you are inferior
You got BTFO by Mugals, and then by Brits
>>77605766
>>77606112
>>77608721
>These days' children
>77610037
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=032_1205531357
>>77610210
>We South Asians never FUCKING stole any stuff for ya nig nog jigger British slut queen stole our heritage
good
>>77610413
Did you ever explore the world out of your safe space of 385,178 km2 fucking 10 little poor Norway's can fit in India
>>77610541
Also you have no heritage hell even your 99% of food is stolen from some other country
>>77605385
>you'll never see amerifats with poo stains on their pants
>you'll never seen a country full of armed lunatics
>you'll never have a nigger for president
>you'll never pay for college
>>77610263
That's funny. Norway has always been living in Sweden's shadow.
Pic-related: Let's play spot Norway. Damn, this is hard.
>>77610693
>>you'll never see amerifats with poo stains on their pants
>>77605834
How are sunken cheeks an exclusively male trait?
>>77610728
Thanks for having my back, friend
>>77610620
Even Philippines seems much more developed than PooInloodia
>>77610693
Back to the cuckshed, Sven
>>77610697
Are you this mad because you are not relevant anymore?
>>77605385
>mfw American
>>77610887
Le develop a area of 2â…“ HDI 9.999 OMFGGGG XDXD WE IS MASTER RAVE OMGGGG.
>>77610801
Inga problem, kompis.
>>77610523
>DON'T STOP THE IMMIGRATION TRAIN, NO THEY ARE NOT CRIMINALS
>RACIST RACIST RACIST
>YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO REASONABLY DEFEND YOURSELF
>bu-bu-but WHY WOULD YOU NEED A GUN IN EUROPE? IT'S SAFE OK?
You cannot make this shit up anymore. Crime is skyrocketing in Scandinavia wherever immigrants are and it's somehow the fault of the natives.
wakemeup.jpg
>>77611007
>not relevant
You're no more relevant than a tourist spot
>>77610686
>>77610398
>>77610210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>77611007
>Are you this mad because you are not relevant anymore?
That's funny, considering pic-related. When will Norway contribute to science?
>>77611122
I don't see why you're making fun of India when americans poop their pants on a daily basis.
>>77611122
Lose some weight and we'll talk
>>77611123
Doesn't matter
Your relevancy has plummeted to the ground, and the only thing anyone on this Burmese Online Fish marked know of you is your extreme lefitsim, political correctness, anti-patriotism, SJ and cuckoldry
>>77605385
>you'll never get shot
>>77611338
learn to speak english first you fucking shitskin
>>77610193
Go home pablo
>>77611123
>Swedish guy invents Nobel prize
>lots of swedes have Nobel prize
It's almost like its easier for swedes to have the Nobel prize
>>77611029
>Philippines has higher HDI than India
>>77611105
The fact is that they went from being almost an Empire to the laughing stock of Europe. That's worse than having been irrelevant throughout history
>>77611343
You know it's really funny, because you norwegians use swedish equipment to fish. Without us you wouldn't even be a 1st world nation. Pathetic excuse for a country.
>>77611463
I think your tinfoil hat is on too tight. There's no evidence to suggest the Nobel committee is corrupt.
>>77605385
But I do live in the greatest country on earth.
>>77611315
>I don't see why you're making fun of India when americans poop their pants on a daily basis.
Lol what? What the fuck do you even mean by that? 58% of Indians defecate publicly and without the use of toilet. 100% of Americans use a toilet.
>>77611315
Thats San Francisco though anon, all the faggots live there anon, and their asses are so loose from constant fisting that they cant hold their poop in, and they cant afford their diapers in this economy.
>>77611770
>100% of Americans use a toilet.
Yeah I can see that. >>77611315 >>77610728
>>77611803
>Thats San Francisco though anon
So? Still America. Stop strawmanning.
>>77611706
>I think your tinfoil hat is on too tight. There's no evidence to suggest the Nobel committee is corrupt.
Yeah, there's also no evidence to suggest that OJ killed Nicole and Ronald, but we all know he fuckin did it.
>>77606504
>Worshiping toilets
What the fuck
>>77611978
>2 infographics with no more than 20 people in them
>AMERICA JUST LIKE INDIA DONT POO IN LOO THEY POO PANTS
>>77611706
>still denies his country has plummeted worse than UK in irrelevancy
Nobody would know of you had there be no SWEDEN YES memes
>>77612038
>Yeah, there's also no evidence to suggest that OJ killed Nicole and Ronald, but we all know he fuckin did it.
Unless you have proof you can go stick it in your fat ass.
>>77611978
The butthurt is infinite
Thank you American brothers
Together we wreck Swedish buttholes
>>77611803
Just like Sweden
>>77612262
>Nobody would know of you had there be no SWEDEN YES memes
Except Sweden has recognized globally for millennia.
Norway on the other hand... You're such an irrelevant country really. No one outside of Europe or the US even knows that you exist.
>>77612333
>Unless you have proof you can go stick it in your fat ass.
>asks for proof about Oj simpson trial
>shows no proof for pooing in America.
It must suck to live in a SJW shithole. How are your new neighbors?
>>77612317
Stop using American Photoshop, MS paint, or GIMP to create your shitpost material.
In-fact, stop using the American internet all together please.
>>77605834
>America counts Middle East and North Africa as white. Also a ton of Hispanics get put into the non Hispanic white list.
they also count pakis and Indians as Asian. Whole ethnic classification is a joke.
>>77605385
>you will never shitpost with a fake id
>>77612637
There's no "American Photoshop", it's called "Adobe Photoshop".
>american education
>>77612555
>Except Sweden has recognized globally for millennia.
Holy shit, my sides
>>77612564
>asks for proof about Oj simpson trial
I was referring to you claiming the Nobel committee being corrupt, burger brain.
>shows no proof for pooing in America.
I have provided evidence though.
>It must suck to live in a SJW shithole.
You would know.
>How are your new neighbors?
Jealous and butthurt.
>>77612762
America your government is run by Jews what did you expect ya jew lover?
>>77612886
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adobe_Systems
Are you foreigners even trying?
America 1776
World 0
>>77612637
>t. United states of Israel
>>77612909
>There are actually Swedes that exist on this planet that are deranged enough to claim white Americans aren't much better off than Yurotrash whites
Topkek
>>77613040
No, slot for jew on that list too.
Besides, all central banks have jew interest don't yours is any different.
>>77613198
>White americans
>White
>>77613198
>muh gunz
Not helping your case u fucking retard.
God damn I love being American
I literally pity anyone not born in the USA
>>77613229
Topkek not even a single Jewish bank is in top 15 most used banks in India
>>77613343
Good luck with the GMO cancer food
>>77613265
>Swede
>masculine
>>77613229
More like mulatto
>>77605385
Sup Denmark. I'm on my way to the shopping mall to have Red Robin for lunch before swinging by the sporting goods store to pick up a new gun and some cheap bulk ammo.
Feels good, my man
>>77613184
>falling for jews control america meme
Oy vey goyim, you call that shillin?
>>77613402
You mean food that doesn't make me shit myself?
>>77613426
>Coming from a norwegian
Haha
they mutilate our dicks here and its half brown
>>77613579
Listen you're food is cancer your food is modified with 10 more thimgs that are worst then shit it'll make you lazy fuck your brain up
>>77605385
I work for an american company, gringos give you free things, pay well, and are cool dudes
>>77613579
Also nice steak I like grilled one
I wish I lived in America.
If you are white, first world, and have a college degree, you may just have a chance after Trump gets in.
I want you here though. We NEED more citizens who respect the American ideal, desperately.
>>77613852
>We NEED more citizens who respect the American ideal, desperately.
American ideal? Like what? Be a fatass?
>>77613668
>avg IQ in USA is 98
>avg IQ in India is 82
>>77613977
At least indian women aren't doing gif-related.
>>77613977
But you're super power riggghttt? Still even you call us poo poo poo nation still we just trail 10 IQ points behind you supported pooweerr
>you will never be able to walk in a store and buy a AR 15 and ice cream
>you will never be able to customize and shoot your own gun
>>77613955
better to be a fatass than raped
>>77614138
you people are lower than us in IQ, but I will admit, you do have us beat in the pooping contest.
>>77614142
When your country is full of thugs and so called gangstas guns are given away like toffies
>>77614142
>You will never be white
Damn, why don't you considered sodoku?
>>77614286
You're IQ = Dumbness IQ also you dumb fuckers started Feminism nice job
>>77608732
POO IN LOO
>>77607942
How would you know what toilet paper looks like Pajeet?
>>77614286
>better to be a fatass than raped
To bad you experience both. Protect your women, cuck.
>>77614117
American women are the worst, I used to like them, but after dating a few, I don't think so.
>>77613615
No wonder you are so butthurt after Jamal paid you 400 SEK to stretch your arse
>>77607942
Americans BTFO
>>77613653
If you only knew just how much shit other countries have done to America in this global give and take relationship.
>>77613771
And we would love to have you here fellow bong.
>>77614455
Why are Swedecucks projecting so blatantly when they get butthurt from US making fun of them?
>tfw America is the best at literally everything
>>77614577
He's talking about us you know, Sven?
>Arab reading comprehension
>>77614527
Wow that took you a long time to find. Getting desperate? Also, you're thinking of norwegian men.
>>77614472
no one wants to come to your SJW country I agree before I'd love too tour the USA but now it's just cancer SJW everywhere also you're fucking degenerate and your country goes downhill each day
>>77614697
>He's talking about us you know, Sven?
What's the difference? I only see americans in pic-related.
>>77614646
Why are norwegians converting en-mass?
>>77614577
>>77614527
Sweden, your men are becoming prostitutes, your women have 30+ partners. You are decades ahead of us in every form of social justice and degeneracy. Hell, your own government is now victim blaming rape victims, and your feminists are too. Should I even bring up what police are doing?
How can you find anything funny anymore?
>>77614704
>being so bumblasted he resorts to blatant projection because nobody laughs at his shitty memes
Sweden can't handle the bantz
>>77614751
At least there isn't shit flowing down our hills
>>77614924
Why are Swedecucks making it too easy?
>>77614925
>t SJW capital of the world
>>77614925
>You are decades ahead of us in every form of social justice and degeneracy.
>>77605385
>you will never be at a trump rally
>you will never help make america great again
>>77614984
We don't have NSA monitoring also not a single Jew I know lives here good got jew lover SJW merica
>>77614932
You would know about shitty memes, wouldn't you?
>Lol sweden cuck
>lol sweden feminine
That's all you have.
>>77614818
>search Swedish national day
>literally the 3rd result picture
My fucking sides
>>77615117
>he doesn't have Jewish Illuminati allies
>you will never be american
>you will never get shot
Feels good imo.
>>77615212
The fuck? Also I don't get out for 2 steps out amd get shot by Omar
>>77614704
>projecting this hard
>>77615032
he's right. US doesn't even have gender neutral kindergartens like you
>>77615136
>That's all you have.
Because it's true
And none of you can still handle the bantz, and everyone agrees that your shitty attempt at redeeming yourself by projecting is retarded
>>77615137
>Norway
>White
lol @ the Pajeet in here trying to call other countries 'shit' (shit get it? because they shit on the street and don't know what a toilet is)
>>77615392
I mean, they are the experts on shit so maybe they're right.
>>77615392
Goddamit Brits, it was your territory. Couldnt you atleast introduced them to toilets?
>>77615392
Lol @ the nigger who's trying to call other countries "shit" and they don't know what how to behave they still other people heritage and say muhhh white shoreline attack halpp
>>77615390
>he's right. US doesn't even have gender neutral kindergartens like you
No, it's just illegal to say there are only 2 genders.
>Because it's true
Except it's not? USA is the most cucked country on the planet and there is statistical proof to back that up.
>>77615536
Fuck off you're the cancer of the planet earth you fucking invented Feminism and SJW culture
>>77615657
Here's the statistical proof.
>>77606267
You should definitely try what he said "Diversity Visa" DV for short. US gov gives out at least 50000 of those visas every single year. Divided into each continent. I believe Africa gets the bigger chunk followed by Asia.
>>77615536
True, we have our own problem at home with Pajeets making curry after taking a shit and not washing their hands... for cultural reasons of course
>>77615651
I'm Northern Irish, we're white as fuck
>>77615760
We have this other great invention called indoor plumbing.
>>77615760
He won't understand. Burgers are the most delusional people on the planet.
Pic-related is a typical american (except he's not fat).
>>77615863
what you don't even have your own country go away
>>77615787
>>77615657
>Sven's feelings hurt so much by Americans, he deludes himself from the state of his country
Daily reminder you have a fucking dedicated feminist party in the parliament
>>77615941
We're loyal to the crown unlike you, you filthy piece of shit. Maybe we should colonize you again and build toilets this time
>>77615914
>>77615923
Agreed such delusional fuck America is he straight shifted conversation see the above post and replies
>>77616030
>monarchy
>>77615391
>be Swedish
>be beyond bootyblasted by Norwegian shitposter's lowquality bantz
>can't bant back
>>77615955
>Daily reminder you have a fucking dedicated feminist party in the parliament
Daily reminder that you weren't vikings.
>>77606300
>M14
The greatest rifle if the M1 Garand
>>77615923
>Sweden defending shitskins
No surprise there then
>>77616101
Why haven't you pooed in loo yet?
>>77616209
>Be norwegian
>Suck burger dick
Lol.
>>77616214
Getting low on resources, I see?
>>77616285
I have never seen a person from India talk ill about my country or countrymen.
>>77616382
>Leif Erikson
>Swedish name
Wew lad
>>77607238
Semen produces life you're bacteria and waste
>>77614924
They gave up, assimilating so they won't be eventually exterminated, sad that they believe this will spare them.
>>77616325
>be Swedish
>suck nigger dick
>>77611706
>what is north sea oil
>what is fjord hydro power
>>77616483
So that explains why your mom's mouth is full of it?
>>77605385
Why would you want to? Being American is meaningless.
>someone flies into the US
>waits a couple years, applies for citizenship
>herp derp, now I'm an American
>>77616524
Wow, such high quality bants. Did you learn that one from Australia?
>>77613955
I-is Sweden trying to make a joke?
Im sorry boy, but you must be at least this free (check flag) to criticize cheeseburgers.
>>77616214
Nah lots of Vikings were Norwegian in origin. Populations of Norwegians moved South after aggressive germanic tribes in Denmark moved into France and Britain.
>>77616475
We discovered America
We were the true vikings
You were still engaging in gay activities down in Kiev
>>77616683
I am not even trying
>>77616827
This
Swedes are oblivious to history
There's a reason why Norwegian Kingdom owned Shetland, parts of Scotland, Greenland and Iceland
Swedecuck is just deluded and running out of reasons to shitpost to hide his butthurt, though it's failing so hard
>>77614704
All you fucking north dangle countries are a bunch of panty-waists.
6'2" stacks of pussy shit, asses in the air for wild jahoodies.
>>77616827
>Nah lots of Vikings were Norwegian in origin
Not even comparable to swedish vikings. Like 5% were norwegian.
>>77616860
>We discovered America
Sorry but Leif Eriksson is a swedish name. So I guess swedes discovered America.
>We were the true vikings
Pic-related here >>77616214 and in this post says otherwise.
>WE WUZ VIKINGS AND SHIT
Haha, give me a break Norway. You were fish-niggers.
>>77616981
Still Anglo-Saxons are the most successful norse group and don't forget it.
>>77615255
>not getting shot
Twice daily before breakfast to innoculate myself to bullets.
>>77605385
I know that feel, i wish i had freedom.
I hope i can move to murica one day, when i finish studying
We love our legal assimilating immigrants!
>>77617244
Damn that post ooze of anal devestation, unable to recover from
Sorry, but Iceland has never been under swedecuck domain
>VI VÖZ VIKINGS N SKIET
>>77617265
Atleast you are way more succesful than Swedecucks, so I agree
>>77605385
>you will never be American
Good, because being a global mutt with no homeland to call my own would be suffering.
>>77615255
When was the last time anyone cared about YOUR country
>>77617565
nice history /s Norway did not exist in the old times
>>77617777
Toilets has never existed in India
>>77605385
Dude Norway is better than USA in any single metric you can think of, GDP/capita, quality of life, human development growth index, whatever metric
Norway and Switzerland are objectively the best countries in the world right now
Are you baiting?
>>77605385
you will always remember the first time a moooslim raped your family while you stood by blaming america.
>>77617839
The Norwegian are so underdeveloped that they don't read Wikipedia! Indus valley civilisation had toliet with sewage systems while Norwegians were figuring to which hole to fish and which hole to fuck
>>77617565
>Sorry, but Iceland has never been under swedecuck domain
Who cares about Iceland? Sweden discovered America.
>>77605385
I love waking up to an amazing country like America.
Pic related, view from my kitchen.
>>77618296
View adjusted for you Nordo
>>77618076
>he's still trying so hard to get more than just my (You)
>>77618063
If your past civilization had advanced sewage system, why do you still shit on the streets?
>going backwards in civilization
>>77618296
Dumb American can't even flip the photo correctly
>>77618296
For a second there I thought you lived in Australia.
>>77618386
Where are all your dank memes?
>>77616860
Shut the fuck up oilnigger, norwegians have nigger-tier intelligence, they contributed nothing to civilization.
>>77618386
You're gonna get poor soon the oil price has gone down and your market has sunk by 50B go back to fishing
>>77605385
I recognize America as a successful country, but I advice my fellow Americans to be prepare to flee at any moment, I know it must be sad for you but your country is going downhill and I don't think It may survive another century If a new war starts, your economy can't take another war.
Like every great empire, It raises and then It spectacularly falls.
I respect Americans patriotism and love for their country and I envy them, this is what Mexicans need, love their shithole and make it great so it isn't a shithole anymore
Also, Norway, you should not dream on being an american, you should dream on your country being as successful as america you fucking cuck, start doing something for your people.
As the great Primo de Rivera once said:
"You must love your country not because you like it, but because you hate it, those who love their country because they are comfortable in it feel a superficial kind of love, we Spaniards, love our country because we don't like it, and therefore have the motivation to want to make it better"
>>77618542
You just ran out of Norway memes, Sven
>>77618693
>he don't know how much of an impact the cheese slicer has made to the world
Swedes invented cucksheds though
>>77618772
You have always been filthy poor, lmao
>>77618891
Norwegian invention
>postage Meyer
A FUCKING POSTAGE METER
>>77618063
>had toilet
>>77619000
Did you even pass the high school?
>>77613198
Is that a BCM kmr
>>77617787
Hahaha holy fuck that's rich. I was just talking about what if a mudslime blew up at one of these last few games. They're actually at the games too
>>77619092
Indian invention
>shitting streets
>curry diarrhea
>gang rape
>Laughing Colors
>>77619130
>Capital of SJW
>>77619131
Yes
All my life, your country has been worse than Africa
>>77619175
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions_and_discoveries
Read the Wikipedia also I don't think you had passes in the high school
>>77619271
>capital of poo outside loo
>>77614138
16 point difference
Also, White/Asian IQs are higher
>>77605385
>you will never live in the greatest country on Earth
No need to. I'm fine where i live as upper-middle class.
>you will never have a history as glorious as that of the US
Little to no history, everything blown out of proportions to pretend to have a slice of historical value just like the europeans. amerifats, u jelly?
>you will never live a patriotic life and wave the Stars & Stripes in one hand and hold the greatest rifle ever: AR-15 in the other
true, i'd like an AR-15, patriotism is fine over here, just less open practice.
>you will never have a Constitution that is almost considered holy
And shitty laws around every corner in every different fucking state. I'd need a camera to prove i'm not accidentally raping someone or giving cause for a lawsuit. no thanks, i'll whipe my ass with your 'holy' constitution.
>you will never live in a country considered to be Second Rome
Nobody believes that, so stop pretending. Or are you referring to the nigger-infested towns where poverty, disease and degeneracy ran rampant?
>you will never vote Trump into office
true, go make America great (again?!)
>you will always be Eurotrash/third worlder
I choose eurotier over amerifat everytime, even when i have a gun to my head.
>>77619295
Least we havent leached of the world and made only a postage meter
>>77619354
You haven't invented or discovered anything at all in the past 500 years
Stay third world
>>77619385
Okay I'm sure you can use that IQ on your butt after getting raped by Omar
>>77619532
India bringing the bantz. America BTFO once again.
>>77619489
Not forcing you to read our great inventions (so much of em that you need to read wall of text) ctrl + f guide to search the wiki for 101 dummies Norwegians
>>77610210
We wuz stolen from n sheeit
>>77619743
Anglo race is the lowest sub human on the planet
>>77619743
Isn't America founded on treason? Literally no honor.
>>77619455
>3% difference
must be the one million muslims
>you will never be american
Thank god, I don't want to be an illiterate obese hispano-african.
>>77611399
Hit a nerve? Cut down to 3 meals of McDicks a day.
>>77619847
>3% difference
That's more than enough, gaylord.
>>77611315
Its cause Silicon Valley import Pajeets for the meme jobs in social media.
Don't be a bigot, its their culture.
>>77620133
United Stains of America.
>you will never live in a country where you get shot by niggers
>you will never live in a country where you have to pay for your own university degree
>you will never live in a country where you have to pay a 500000$ hospital bill plus tip
>you will never live in a country where you cannot go to a doctor when you feel sick unless you have loads of money
>you will never live in a country where 60% of the population is non-white
>you will always live in a country where a good university degree basically guarantees you great job opportunities
Feels good man.
>>77620133
America is such a SJW Capital err I mean country that they can't even control who comes in and who donest
>>77619982
>Nasir Mosque
>First mosque of Sweden
>1963
Swedecucks so insecure about themselves, they make shit up
Holy shit my sides are fucking orbiting the galaxies
I have never seen Swedecucks in this much denial and damage control
>>77605385
The grass is always greener on the other side I guess...
>>77619836
Yep. Britcucks couldn't maintain their Empire.
It's how the world works.
People can drone on about property rights and loyalty. At the end of the day, all that matters is if you have the power to shape the world in accordance with your will.
>>77620384
Swedish invented good indie games and Norway invents? NOTHING
>>77620307
Agreed Pajeet, don't let your country get Jewed up as well.
You'll be a superpower any day now.
>>77619829
nice one Pajeet
>>77620697
Sweden invented this
>>77619385
>implying I'm not the rapist
>>77620840
kek
>>77620840
Least the Swedish have bigger dicks than you
>>77620912
Meant for
>>77619532
>>77621048
That's because 40% of them are black
>>77610686
They might not have heritage but at least they can poo in the loo.
>>77621166
So you agree you have smaller cocks than the Swedish?
>>77621229
They don't. The fat fuck has gone so lazy that fucking shits in his pants now
>>77621237
Their niggers increase their average lenght
>>77619836
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
>implying it isn't a moral obligation to overthrow a tyrant.
>>77621237
Dont worry Pajeet, we're big enough to cuck you.
>>77621362
Length*
>>77609238
Yes, it is great to be an American. I actually get to cast a vote for Trump - I've done it once already.
>>77621423
Sorry I don't like fat ass
>>77621520
Who would have thought it would take a pooloo to make Banter great again?
>>77621782
That's low quality offshore banter, friend. Whatever he says tonight he will go in the streets take a dump like the animal he is.
>>77621782
Haha bye now AmeriSJW I'm going to sleep
>>77621520
You just like pooping in the street
>>77621938
Kay my 40% German friend
>>77621999
Don't forget to wash your hands.
>>77622081
Kay, my 100% poo friend.
>>77621999
Do you have a bed to sleep in or do you just lay next to your excrement?
>>77622081
>>77621938
This pajeet is probably posting with one hand on his windows phone while he wipes with the other using the Mumbai Press
>>77621938
I see.
>obligatory
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>>77605385
>mfw parents won't let me move out, and i have to put up with indian city
>>77605385
The US used to be the greatest country on earth. But that's a long time ago.
The good old USA, is dead and gone.
Unfortunately the US is going down hill just like the rest of the world.
You sir, are brainwashed by kikes. Or you're just feeling nostalgic or something.
>>77622300
I thought wiping was made obsolete by advanced (superpower by 2020) shitting street technology.
Wasn't Pajeet on the forefront of the research?
>>77622464
Parents wont let you move out? What the fuck? If you move out what can they do?
>>77622577
They have connections with law enforcement, they can catch me at any airport or seaport
>>77605385
>Move to America
>Get American citizenship
Congratulations, you are now American.
>>77622825
>Move to America
>Get deported by Trump in 9 months
>mfw no loo
>>77622727
So its illegal to move out in India? Lol
>>77622575
>>77622727
I guess by his post, he's on the run. He doesn't have time for the high tech public defecation technology they have in India. His parents know he's not on his designated shitting street
