Pic unrelated.
How's that gun control working for you Brits?
I thought you were a gun murder free utopia since laws against guns do such a great job of keeping them out of the hands of criminals.
Golly gee, you lost an MP.
How did that happen again?
What is that image? Did Donald Trump try to make Gaucamole?
I think the funniest thing about that photo is that you can easily scoop out the pit with a spoon.
Most Brits are asleep now, try again later.
>gun murder free utopia
said no one
>>77558151
Or just use the broad side of the knife and hack into it, twist, and pull.
>>77558151
That and the fact that he used a steak knife bothers me
>>77558044
I don't think we really have a right to talk about shootings right now. We need serious reform...obviously.
>>77558151
The funniest thing about that image is that they restrict knife sales there as well, so that's one more thing their government is trying to protect them from.
>>77558044
Ban assault avacados
>>77558381
Eh, not really that funny.
>>77558342
Or avacados.
Too soon.
Ban assault avacados.
>>77558044
>unaccountably higher gun related homicide rate
>4x overall higher homicide rate
Spin it how you want Paco, gun control works.
>>77558342
jesus christ, reddit really is here... obviously.
>>77558044
Also, at least she still has nice French tips.
>>77558415
Crap, beat me to it. Great minds think alike I suppose.
I'll have to shop that onto that picture in the morning for future use in threads teasing Brits about the "Bin that knife" deal.
>>77558477
Yeah it works as a disarming tool that turns your once free, white nation into a Muslim caliphate, cuck.
>>77558647
but you're literally 60% white
there are almost 2x as many niggers percentage wise in the US than all non whites combined
>>77558711
*non whites combined in the UK
>>77558437
British girl must be redhead and drunkard.
>>77558477
>4x overall higher homocide rate
>4x the amount of niggers in america compared to brittain
really makes you think
>>77558044
Haha baby dick fucking gun cucks.
>Be Murican
>Get shot 10,000 times plus EVERY YEAR
>Be a Britbong
>Get shot once every blue moon
>>77558044
>How did that happen again?
Globalists released a convicted terrorist who was serving a life sentence for murder and pointed him in her direction.
(((Coincidence))) Her birthday is 1 day before the Brexit vote happens.
>>77558044
>How did that happen again?
Right wing death squads
>>77558799
by that logic everyone in Sweden should be dead by now
>>77558342
You're right, the Hughes Amendment needs to be thrown out.
>>77558044
you mean the singular right wing nutter with mental health problems with a homemade gun?
uh huh
>>77558337
I'm actually impressed with the fact that someone stupid enough to have this happen, was smart enough to leave the knife in and go straight to the hospital.
In a similar situation I'm afraid I would probably pull the knife back out by reflex, even though rationally, I know that's the worst thing to do.
That probably took some serious self control.
>>77558129
He was probably trying to stab the seed with the knife to remove it and leave the half of the avocado intact to use a spoon and extract the green nectar.
He obviously missed the seed and went through the delicious green ruining his hand and that delicious avocado in the process.
Americans are amateurs when it comes to aguacates.
>>77558884
>Right wing death squads
Oy Vey that's right! He was a former IRA member after all! We English didn't surrender to Right Wingers during the Troubles, and we won't surrender now either! Diversity makes us strong!
>>77558044
It's not gun-murder free. We have about one per week.
The one on the news is unusual. Maybe this week we'll have two.
How's your week going, as far as gun murders go I mean?
>>77558437
Where are their nigger children?
>>77559236
>>How's your week going, as far as gun murders go I mean?
I live in St. Louis, so really, I know you all get excited at the mass shootings, but we have a higher head count than all but the worst on a busy weekend.
The thing is you don't have to hear about it because it is just blacks killing blacks, and at this point even the local news does not bother with reporting them all the time.
That's why Americans laugh at the gun death numbers, they don't actually mean anything because they are inflated by the trash taking itself out.
>>77559676
this is basically why we love guns they're a solution for a problem to fix itself
>if black lives really mattered then they wouldnt be so cheap
>>77560028
I just reread my post and wanted to clarify, there were two separate points there that got merged unintentionally.
Black on black crime does not get reported (or if it does only locally) because it does not fit the narrative that the media wants to push.
The vast majority of gun deaths are gang or drug related, and artificially inflate our numbers as the trash kills each other.
I make the distinction because we live in the meth Capitol of the world, so there is plenty of white trash shooting each other around here as well.
>>77560587
well i mean i live by the border and honestly i rarely ever hear of gang related, immigrant related, or hispanic related gun crime in local or city news but i guess thats south texas for you
>>77560773
Hello Tex Anon. So is it happening but noone cares, like here, or is it actually not taking place?
Also, since we have some Brits awake, is this going to change anything for Brexit, or are you still lined up the tell the EU to fuck off?
>>77560996
honestly it rarely ever happens if it does, i mean people are caught with guns but their is rarely a firefight the only i incident that i can think of is when a kid snapped and killed his parents last year but that is like the one incident ive ever heard of in my time living here
>i guess deterence works
>>77558647
So how are you yanks going with your little mexican problem then?
>>77561381
its going swell hispanic-anglo friendship benefits us the way south african-anglo friendship benefited the empire except well they didnt force us out and destroy the infrastructure to have the chinese come and offer them to rebuild it for precious resources
>>77561381
Speaking of avacados?
>>77558151
It's way easier with a knife. That guy is just retarded.
Just smack the cutting edge of the knife into the pit, twist it and it pops out
>>77559071
>>77558044
What's so fucking hard about using a cutting board?
>>77558151
or just pull it out with your RAW MAN STRENGTH
>>77558044
See this is what makes me crazy suspicious about the attack. I stay far from the tin foil but a PM being shot and stabbed while someone yells pro-exit propaganda a week before the vote. Then they are forced to close the vote.
Seems pretty fucking fishy given how much money and power is in play.
If gun and knife laws are so strict, how did this guy get both?
IT DID NOT HAPPEN
THERE ARE NO GUNS IN ENGLAND BECAUSE
IT IS A GUN FREE ISLAND
STUPID AMERICANS
If only the UcucK had banned hands.
Studies show that 100% of murders involved hands. If you removed all hands, there would be almost no violence.
fact
Humans are not qualified to own hands.
>>77563722
It's way too convenient. Watch this space, bro.
>>77564045
Don't be a faggot
How hard is it to get a gun in bongistan?
>>77558245
Try everyone.
>bongs will defend their laws after this
>>77559071
construir el muro
>>77558129
Jeb*
Didn't think the old
>be American
>get shot
Meme bothered anyone. Then OP came along.
>>77558477
>what is Switzerland
>>77559217
who goes through all these pictures to find these people? seems like that would not be easy to find the matches. just boggling my mind. use some facial recognition software? the guy at the top doesn't really look the same imo.
>>77558044
>filename
>image.jpg
>not renaming it "avacadont"
You have failed
>>77564727
>tfw can't clap because stabbed hand
>>77558337
The type of knife wouldn't matter if he had just put the avocado on the kitchen counter instead of holding the opposite side while stabbing like a dumb shit.
>>77558044
Hey, no argument here mate. I'd love the freedom to own guns, and hate that that right was stripped away before I was even born.
Never allow the cucks to disarm you America.
>>77563722
You do know how laws work right? They're a deterrent against real people. Just because there's a law against something doesn't mean those things don't happen. It's getting a bit boring hearing 'derp you banned guns how do you still get shot'. Guns aren't banned in the UK, they're controlled . Knives aren't banned, only a moron would genuinely think that . Pol was supposed to be red pill. All I'm seeing later is the biggest load of shit have seen since reddit had The Fattening. Are people really that stupid on here? Are you really that dumb you can't figure out how it happened. Flabbergasted by the ignorance and pure idiocy of Pol sometimes.
>>77567983
>real people
Laws don't deter real people, they deter stupid people. Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together can kill just about anybody else except maybe a state leader without ever getting caught.
>>77563593
That ruins the avocado
>>77569342
>Classic leaf shitpost
>>77567148
>he
it's a woman
>>77559617
The Americas, mostly.
>>77559071
yeah the trick there is to gently press the knife lengthwise (not stabbing) into the seed so it sticks, and then gently rotate it - applies the torque necessary to remove the seed and lets you scoop it off the knife into the bin easily, no finding the slippery fucker on the kitchen floor
A minute of silence, a guacamole has been stabbed like the british politician. ITS OUR FUCKING SYMBOL, LEAVE GUACAMOLES ALONE.
>>77573347
Drop the proxy, Canada.
>>77573465
No sabia que chihuahua estaba en canada.
>>77558044
Typical shitpost thread. Getting boring now Burger
>>77566287
/pol/ is SVR territory a lot of whats posted here is legitimate intelligence
>>77558044
It's hard to believe that country used to rule anything
>>77558044
That reminds me of hot fuzz.
>>77573870
The Ketchup parts, the prior police work montage part, or the final battle in the "rain" part?
>>77558799
this
>>77567148
this image is even funnier when you realize they're all officers
>>77574167
b-but other people said it's just the guys with hats
>>77564334
Really? We still have gun crime over here lad. Just no legal means of self-protection.
