WHICH BRANCH OF THE MILITARY SHOULD I JOIN?
>>77533962
go into the air force for surveillance and do nothing your whole time in
>>77533962
The JIDF, good goy
Navy medical officer here
Go muhhhreens
>>77533962
THE AHHMEEE
go army. way more options than any other branch.
>>77533962
If you feel your up to it, do us army special forces.
>>77533962
>wana fuck dudes?
Navy
>wana get fucked by dudes?
Chairforce
>wana KILL KILL KILL
Marines
>want a lot of options both financially and career wise?
Army
>>77533962
really depends on alot of shit
if you want any bragging rights and to learn how to be a soldier go marines unless you think you can make spec ops
>>77533962
Coast Guard desu.
>I'm dumb and just want to kill shit
Marine Corps
>I'm smart and I want to be comfy and safe
Air Force
>I want opportunities, and I'm not interested in killing anybody
Navy
>I want opportunities, but I also want to kill shit
Army
>I want to actually do something that benefits the American people directly
Coast Guard
>>77537581
Holy shit - are you a servicemen? This is perfect. I'm Army btw.
>didn't listen when /k/ said to just lie and don't tell them your medical history
>just hit the one year mark in my application process
This is some fucking horse shit.
French foreign legion.
>>77537685
I'm in the Army.
>>77537581
>>77536303
hello Chris Costa
>>77534080
1A4xx?
>>77537777
I'm enlisting sometime next week. I'm going MI.
>>77537777
These fucking quads.
But seriously, join either the army or air force. Fuck working for the dept of the navy.
Dat comfy chair force life is dope.
>all these single post ids
>>77537979
What MOS?
>>77537777
Nice quads
>>77533962
army if you just want to join the military
marines if you want to kill terrorists and fuck shit up
air force if you want to do nothing all day
navy if you don't want combat
coast guard if you want to be military police for some reason
>>77537581
> I'm crazy and just want to kill shit and make fun of the army pussies
Marine Corps
>Chairs interest you and you're smart
Air Force
> Want to get stuck on a ship
Navy
>Opportunities but you have to be in the army
Army
pre much agree with coastguard, rescue swimmers are badass
>>77533962
>join Marines
>get 0231 after taking ASVAB
>tour in Afghanistan
>super boring
>get assigned to the closest thing to hell on earth
And here I am.
>>77533962
You're a faggot OP.
But each branch has job titles and those jobs will either decide if you kill, or help kill.
The concept of warfare has been the same for 1000s of years. When you fight you fight because the leader of your country are choosing to do so.
The point in if it's right or wrong is moot.
People say the Roman empire did horrible things and was evil in a lot of aspects,but it's remembered as one of the greatest in human history.
People fight for the United States for all sorts of reasons. Regardless, they are serving the nation we live in just like all those who served their nations throughout history.
>>77537711
What didn't you lie about?
>>77538275
1812 Marine here
Comfy on base in Virginia
How's Blackistan?
>>77538438
t. armchair mastermind
>The EU army led by commies, of course
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/eu-army-plans-kept-secret-from-voters-3j3kg3zwj
>Last year Nick Clegg said the idea of an EU Army was a "Dangerous Fantasy", despite Nigel Farage and UKIP warning over it. This week Jean Claude Juncker said the EU needs an army. So who was right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2IyolsVu8o
Steps towards creating a European army are being kept secret from British voters until the day after next month’s referendum.
The plans, drawn up by the EU’s foreign policy chief, foresee the development of new European military and operational structures, including a headquarters. They are supported by Germany and other countries as the first step towards an EU army.
Similar proposals were vetoed by Britain in 2011, although there are concerns that a loophole could allow nine states to group together and bypass opponents.
Guess who will be in charge of commanding this EU army? Federica Mogherini.
Federica Mogherini is an Italian politician and the current High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy and Vice-President of the European Commission in the Juncker Commission since 1 November 2014.
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOOD
A member of the Italian Communist Youth Federation from 1988, in 1996 Mogherini joined the Youth Left after the dissolution of the Italian Communist Party and its transformation into a social democratic party.
She is a member of the Italian Democratic Party and the Party of European Socialists.
>>77538511
It fucking sucks. I mean it is fucking SUCKS. I honestly miss the sandbox.
But since the situation here has deteriorated so badly and the UN isn't doing shit we got sent out here to help with civvies doing relief work and spooks tracking BH and what not.
But its hot, it stinkys, the food fucking sucks, theres barely any internet, and every day its just more and more dead bodies from starvation and sickness. And combatting BH and ISIS recruiting.
It is kinda cool to see the animals out here though... never though I'd see a rhino in real life.
>>77538511
Also I haven't shit right in the past fucking 4 months.
>>77538275
did ur recruiter promis u any sweet haji bitches?
People join the Army when they're not tough enough for the Marine Corps, not smart enough for the Air Force, and not gay enough for the Navy.
>>77539068
What's the masturbation situation?
>>77538798
Ive been to Iraq and Afghanistan. I've fought against human beings in each land. After fighting them, killing them, being killed by them, and listening to them. You gain an admiration for your enemy. Almost like a sense of respect.
Sure they may be 3rd world dirty peasants fighting for a shitty piece of turf, but they are fighting because they believe in something. They have a will to fight. A will so strong that they would even take on the largest and strongest military in the world and face almost certain death.
One thing ive been able to take out of war is understanding.
>>77538944
>never though I'd see a rhino in real life.
You lucky nigger. I was in Korea for about a year (2 years ago) and that sums up my travels off shore.
Tanks never go anywhere fun :(
Heard the Gooks are starting to build infrastructure in east Africa, You seeing any of that?
>>77538452
A sleepwalking diagnosis. It was in error anyway, so I figured once I got a couple doctor's notes clarifying it, I'd be on my way.
Not the case. I've had two EKG sleep studies and had to visit a counselor.
If I had a plate in my head or a history of severe pneumonia, I could understand the holdup. But a single bout of sleepwalking from when I was 12 is ridiculous.
>>77539157
Where I am you do not know who the women are and who the men are. I shit you not.
Sudan is like Satan's playground. I mean it is just murder, disease, starvation, no hope, all despair, all day, all the time. Compound that with boredom and its fucking awful.
But someone has to do it I guess, and mama didn't raise no bitch, so here I am. But I do love complaining on the internet.
>>77539365
I fap every night, its the only way to sleep. I share a room with 6 other marines and 6 CIA personnel, all dudes. And they all jerk off at night. Multiple times.
>>77539443
Oh yeah. They are everywhere. We actually have been bumped up in combat readiness because we actually have to take responsibility for any Chinese citizens that get fucked with in Darfur and in and around.
>>77533962
Marines are the best.
I want to join a branch but I have stupid questions, if any of you don't mind answering:
>What do you do when you have to poop? Do they hear the splash?
>How is showering time?
>How much sleep do you really get?
>>77539628
Computer is still on east coast time* but that picture from a NGO website that we have to protect.
Shit like that litters the desert.
>>77539628
>Trying to sleep to the sound of 6 guys jerking off
I remember in basic the one guy that everyone could hear masterbating. That alone was too much to keep me from sleeping.
>>77539628
Is intelligence a good way to get put overseas? I had planned on going infantry, but since the wars are over it seems like a good way to just hang out washing rocks.
>>77539628
>CIA personnel
What do they do ? Do you trust them?
>>77539781
You shower in a stall or in a shower room. Yes others can see your dick. It's not different than playing on a team sport and showering afterwards.
You will get little sleep but you will become used to it over time and waking up early will become almost habitual.
>>77539781
>What do you do when you have to poop?
dont
>Do they hear the splash?
they won't if hold it in until after boot
>How is showering time?
many cocks that come in all shapes and sizes
>How much sleep do you really get?
enough
>>77539544
It's peacetime, wait until we go to war and they will be taking legitimate retards.
>>77539796
>join marines
>shit sucks
you've convinced me to immigrate and join
>>77539628
honestly, this is coming from just a business/finance major fuckboy, that sounds pretty great. I'd love to travel to africa and fuck around with the backing of the us government and some firearms.
post any pics if you can
>>77539994
If they are with him then they are nothing important. Most likely Intel or tech guys. Especially if they feel the need to jerk off every night.
>>77533962
The one with the noose tied to it
>>77539830
It doesn't even phase me anymore. The worst thing about here is seeing the starving children. That shit...that shit stays with you.
>>77539882
Yeah. A lot of my intel buddies work in embassies/help out with the reapers in Afghanistan and in Iraq. But anywhere infantry goes, intel goes. And anywhere CIA goes, intel goes also. So you can get suck in some SERIOUS shitholes, like I am. But yeah, you can go overseas real easy with intel. I did see combat in Afghanistan, but thats it, so nothing too serious.
>>77539994
I don't know. We get a lot of Boko Haram trying to recruit in the refugee camps, so my guess is that they are trying to get intel on that. We've seen a stronger ISIS presence, but ISIS recruits via internet, and this place is in the stone age. We have to deal with UN """"peacekeepers"""" getting dropped by randos too, which is always a pain in the ass.
>>77540097
You wouldn't wanna be here. My OPSEC clearence states I can't post or take any pictures, sorry. This is an active warzone and genocided area.
Wuick question: What gets me at the door steps of DARPA?
I understand this is like some "dark/black proje(k)t and all
>>77540304
Quick*
Also, how old is too old for any of the branches?
>>77537979
>not waiting until Trump is elected
may god have mercy on your soul if Hillary wins
>>77540369
I think 27 for USMC not sure about the others
>>77533962
Army
>>77539781
Can only speak from an Army perspective, other branches are probably slightly different but pretty close.
>What do you do when you have to poop? Do they hear the splash?
Go poop. Yes.
>How is showering time?
It'll suck at first, in the Army you do shower drills for the first few days, where the Drill Sergeants literally just stand in the bathroom shouting at you to wash yourself faster. It's dumb. After a few days they stop doing this and showering pretty much becomes an on your own time thing.
>How much sleep do you really get?
5-7 hours, depends on fire guard roster and/or having charge of quarters or staff duty. Also depends on what you might be doing for training the next day, but at least in the Army, they are pretty decent at allowing you a reasonable amount of sleep.
>>77540304
>military
>homelandsec
>CIA
>DARPA
It would take about 30 years, good luck
>>77537581
not a fedora but what is the I'm smart and want to kill shit route?
whats with all the soldiers coming on to /pol/
last night, there was that SAA guy who was talking about drugged up shitskins with machetes and now we have a marine surrounded by spooks and Sudanese.
>>77540294
At the risk of sounding like an edge Lord, my experience has led me to being virtually void of all emotion for foriegners.
Even europeans, I feel basically nothing for them.
>>77540569
Commission in the Marines or Air-force and become an attack helo pilot
>>77540586
>drugged up shitskins with machetes and now we have a marine surrounded by spooks and Sudanese.
Kek, I hope that Syrian guy doesnt get chopped up or shot, would love to fight with that guy
t.will become a Marine March 2017
>>77540693
Ever see a 5 year old eating the corpse of a 4 year old?
>>77540569
Join your branch of preference and worm your way into the special operations community.
>>77540569
Green berets or Rangers.....or uav operator
>>77537777
I like your numbers
>>77540789
I've seen a wild dog eating the corpse of an infant while in Iraq.
>>77540783
>Marine march 2017
>17 year old poster
either that or you put it off for a while
t.future american citizen after my 4 years are up in the ADF and will become a Marine 2020
slay the dragon
>>77540923
Arnt the GBs trained for guerilla warfare(in4 copypasta) and bush fighting and shit and Rangers are just elite infantry?
going combat engineer in the Canadian armed forces.
how's gagetown?
>>77541101
Traditionally yes, in practice both US Army Special Forces and the 75th Ranger Regiment cover a pretty broad spectrum of operations now.
>>77540789
Does he eat it's heart to gain its power?
>>77541025
I'll turn 20 in basic, and definatly do it bud
>>77541101
I thought Green Berets worked mostly in training foreign forces and intelligence
>>77541139
>Canadian armed forces
Thats not a real thing
>>77541101
As a GB you will be doing very little fighting. You will mostly be winning over the hearts and minds of locals and building up local militias to help you fight and gain Intel.
It's VERY DANGEROUS.
Rangers are just overrated elite infintry.
>>77541139
CANADA BTFO
>>77541198
Heard from a buddy of mine a guu we went to school with became a Airborne Ranger, seems like real tough shit, my buddy is 101 Airborne at Fort Campbell rn.
>>77541368
Keep in mind... women became Rangers... they cannot ever live that down.
>>77534080
he said he wants to fight, not be a little bitch at a desk
>>77541005
Iraq is pretty bad. I never was in Iraq, but I've heard some horror stories. Cannibalism is rampant in Sudan though, especially Darfur. When were you over there? I've heard the IED's there make the ones in Afghanistan look like firecrackers.
>>77541323
I could do Ranger school in my sleep they're pussies
>>77541206
hahaha I don't know, probably, shit kind a looked like a raw piece of chitlin or some shit.
>>77541259
Depends on what the ODA is tasked to do. They do get tasked for Direct Action operations.
>>77541480
There is a big difference between Ranger School and the 75th Ranger Regiment.
>>77540569
Navy Special Forces
>>77534863
>>wana KILL KILL KILL
>Marines
>Tfw no australian marines who will want an edgy fag like me to join
I got rejected from the army years ago for ASPD shit fucking sucks man
>>77541480
Kek, true. They dumb all the shit for women though.
>running my IST for USMC last week and this stupid fine girl who is probably 4 inches shorter and 70 pounds lighter than me passed her run time and I failed mine.
>she came in like 55 seconds after me
Bullshit
>>77541323
>Green Beret
>Naruto
Nigga wut
>>77541368
>joining the 101st or the 82nd
>tough shit
>>77541480
>women became Rangers
please don't post if you don't even know what you're talking about
RASP and Ranger school are two different things
>>77537758
That's suicide tier
>>77541733
Nah I was saying the Airborne Rangers sounded tough, I know his lanky faggot ass isnt tough, all I do is smoke and drink heavily and im stronger than his dumbass.
>>77541675
ASPD?
are you autistic?
i dont understand what that means
>ywn have an Australian Marine Corps for KILL KILL KILL
>>77533962
does Israel have a foreign legion?
>>77541567
Iraq '04- '08
Afghanistan '10- '14
Iraq was more civilized but way more chaotic. Afghanistan is just a fucking shit stain on the world full of drug addicts, pedophiles, rapists, and insane Muslims. It's almost like an Islamic version of Grand theft auto. It's just fucking ridiculous and apparently it's just getting more ridiculous since regulation over the area is becoming strained as Obama is about to leave office and what not.
I'd fucking hate being in Sudan though.
>>77541631
>>77541780
Rangerfags detected.
>>77541970
oi u cheeky guvner
>>77541687
Sounds like you need to lose some weight, tubby.
>>77542157
Gotta lose 7 lbs to meet requirement fgt
>>77541718
Im not a GB.
Also, don't judge me because of a show I enjoy. I could probably kill you with one hand.
I dunno senpai but I'm joining the Navy in a month. I was really into the whole KILL KILL thing and was gonna go marines but they all struck me as severely retarded, where as Navy guys were the most down to earth and intelligent, lots of opportunities and shit. So I went with that, hoping to worm my way out of my current rate and look for some action, maybe one of those deployed combat units or SeaBees or something, I don't know. I just don't want to get my legs blown off in some shithole like a loser, "hey mama I came back from the big bad war, I'm a hero!", yeah you were fighting subhuman farmers clinging to religion, what a tough guy. I don't know mane.
>>77541903
Antisocial personality disorder but it wasn't a class 4 I might try again but I've settled a little bit and just want a chair job but I'm not good at math so no chair force and I can't swim well so no navy
>>77542254
Stop eating McDonald's then.
>>77541988
Does it anger you that most of the terrorists are coming from Pakistan?
>>77541988
Yeah, I was in Afghanistan but it was boring, I barely ever left the base. My unit did get ambushed one time, but they got clipped real quick. A Islamic GTA is the best description I've ever heard for it, lol. The reason I ask is because my friends who have been to Iraq say that they find like MASSIVE shells all wired together, and when I was in the sandbox they could barely wire a 120mm shell together without blowing themselves up.
Sudan is awful. It is a lawless, godforsaken desert. There is NOTHING here. Nothing but violence disease and death. And the militias here change names and religions every other day. It's impossible to keep track over. I would even say its worse than fucking Somalia. And, you have the genocidal aspect to think about. Here, they just kill for the fucking sake of killing. No rhyme or reason to it. They just love killing.
>>77542287
>don't judge me
what did he mean by this?
>>77542295
>navy intellectuals
>>77542352
Its almost entirely whiskey and beer weight, fast food disgusts me.
>>77542347
>he didnt lie to the recruiters about having lots of friends
should have gone army, mate
Chair force is full of bogan sluts
>>77541870
Why do you think so?
>>77542391
I actually dont get angry unless I'm under attack. In regular life I'm pretty relaxed and calm. Regarding Pakistan, my will do care about such things has diminished.
>>77539068
What do you mean? What is shitting like in the military? Can you take nice slow comfortable shits or are you constipated all the time. I get constipated a lot but I'm not sure how being constipated in the military will work. Will I survive, I do enemas sometimes to help with my constipation but I know I can't do enemas in the military. Will I always have constipation then?
>>77542477
Hey I don't know man, they all seemed pretty cool right off the bat. I've heard prerequisites to joining the Navy are liking to travel, liking to have sex with whatevers in front of you, and being an alcoholic, I satisfy all the requirements.
>>77542649
Straya posting has increased in quality drmatically, but I cant tell if this is a literal shitpost or not
>>77542431
>naruto was in for 10 years
please tell me you made it past E-4
>>77542570
>>he didnt lie to the recruiters about having lots of friends
I don't have any friends but that's not what it means
>Antisocial personality disorder, or dissocial personality disorder (also known as psychopathy or sociopathy) is a personality disorder, characterized by a pervasive pattern of disregard for, or violation of, the rights of others. An impoverished moral sense or conscience is often apparent, as well as a history of crime, legal problems, and/or impulsive and aggressive behavior.[1]
I have a violent temper and problems with authority figures. The army shrink told me to eat shit because I kept arguing with her and some other officers there over little shit they kept dicking me around about.
>>77542649
I just don't shit right because the food fucking blows in Sudan and all the water is really camel piss. This desert is stuck in the stone age.
If you get constipated in training and aren't actually bullshitting they will obviously help you out. But if you constipated on the Crucible or some shit...better just get used to it.
>>77542431
Yeah those are Daisy chain IEDs usually usedd for large patrols or convoys. Pain in the ass.
Yeah something about Sudan just sounds VERY unappealing. I pity you.
But remember , there is always a way to make good of a horrible situation.
>>77542706
>liking to travel, liking to have sex with whatevers in front of you, and being an alcoholic
Sounds alot like USMC to me
>>77537871
1A8X2
if you want to sit on your ass all day.
Intelligence, Surveillance, and Reconnaissance
>>77542793
>Make a serious post about my constipation and some amerifat considers it shitposting
Make 30 billion dollars and beat them at their game
Dont pretend you are doing anything meaningful otherwise
>>77542706
Hey, whatever floats your boat. Someone's gotta do it.
>>77542848
what bloody DFR center did you go to where you argued with the fucking psychologist?
>problem with Authority
>wants to join Military
>>77542947
>Strayan posts about shit
>called out for shitposting
K then
>>77542852
>But if you constipated on the Crucible or some shit...better just get used to it.
What's that? I guess I could sneak an enema kit in with me.
>>77533962
Join the navy faggot.
>>77542843
shit, meant for>>77541988
>>77542866
We get to play around with all the ordnance we confiscate. The militias don't even try to fight us, they just hand it over, so we get to fuck around with some serious explosives and RPGs and what not.
Our """patrol""" team (definitely spooks, idk, who the fuck knows) came back with 6 FN-6 MANPADs we got to play around with. But we had to turn them in. It's got our whole place freaking the fuck out though, that shits pretty intense. Them daisychains freak me the fuck out.
>>77543080
Google "Crucible US Marines". It's probably the toughest part of basic. You won't be able to sneak anything.
I SCORED SUB-50 ON MY ASVAB TIER
>army
I SCORED HIGH ON MY ASVAB BUT WAS TOO STUPID TO PICK A GOOD BRANCH TIER
>marines
POSSIBLE CAREER BUT A LOT OF RETARDS TO DEAL WITH TIER
>navy
SITTING IN SOUTH DAKOTA WITH MY THUMB UP MY ASS TIER
>air force
THEY EXIST TIER
>coast guard
>national guard
>>77543021
On that subject though what is your opinion of Navy guys, if you've met any during your service? With a month left before I ship I'm just curious what life might be like, but there is no Navy guys here so I don't know.
>>77543034
Fuck off mate she was an old bitter cunt who gave me shit over shit that didn't matter she even made me wait all day and the guy at reception had to tell her to see me before everyone clocked off. I always have problems with old bitchy whores giving me shit because I'm a young man and they miss their good looks now that they're weathered and have leather skin.
Yeah I have problems with authority but fuck it man I get paid, I just want a job with good pay and benefits and job security now since the ausfag army won't let me run around killing shit.
>>77541139
Stay away from Oromocto girls.
Fredericton is ok.
2RCR has a cocaine problem and that spills to the rest of the base.
the training area is fucking HUGE.
The Chimo guys are pretty cool.
Res Inf O hoping to go Reg Legal here.
>>77543223
>I SCORED HIGH ON MY ASVAB BUT WAS TOO STUPID TO PICK A GOOD BRANCH TIER
Lol me
>80 pecentile score
>>77543206
Those militias sounds very interesting. I'm surprised we have not tried to make use of them yet. Seems like they have no allegiance to a radical Islamic group.
Is that why your CIA buddies are with you?
>>77543310
Fucking hell. Stop being such a whiny faggot and do what your told.
>>77543310
seems you just have problems.
you don't have to be nice, you have to be polite. learn to play the fucking game m8.
>>77543310
jesus, no wonder you got turned down.
you couldnt calm your shit for more than an hour, could you?
>ausfag army
>running around killing shit
lol
>>77543502
Not until I'm promised a paycheque
>>77543450
Yeah, I guess. We don't really talk to the CIA guys that much. I could have sworn we had some SOG guys come through here a couple months ago... but who knows. They didn't give me the time of day.
Some are super Islamic, some are just warlords, some are arms and drugs dealers... think a black Afghanistan but somehow with even LESS in resources. A guy we questioned said he got a FN-6 for 200 USD and 10 camels, and something like 1,000 rounds of 7.62
>>77543733
>SOG guys
>A guy we questioned said he got a FN-6 for 200 USD and 10 camels, and something like 1,000 rounds of 7.62
holy shit mate
>>77543604
>>77543639
I'm better now this was like 6 years ago I've calmed down a lot since then. But the bitch really was unfair on me they treated me worse than the other people there. They got my application wrong and I was the first person there but the last person to be seen and they gave me shit over my hairstyle. I even saw this 4'11 blonde slut getting it on with the army personnel and I'm betting she got in even though I'm more than a foot taller than she was and I'm /fit/
>1 post by this ID
>>77543956
She was being tough on you on purpose mate
>>77543872
Those things really make my bosses squirm. It wouldn't be hard to down a civvie airliner in Africa.
>>77544049
whats with the military shill threads on this site.
>>77544135
>implying they dont down civvie planes already and we just dont hear about it
>>77544112
Yeah perhaps, I still think they treated me unfairly though because of how young I was. And them getting my application wrong was a real pain in the ass.
id say marines, but thats because i was 2 weeks from shipping to boot camp before i hit my head and developed severe epilepsy. That disqualifies you from any branch
>>77544227
need mo drone pilots for dem programs n shiet
>>77544049
Sliding
>>77544362
>they got my paperwork wrong
welcome to DFR
>>77544512
I would have at least expected them to get that right. And having a problem with my hair even though they shave it at the start of basic was bullshit. I had long hair tied back into a pony tail and the faggot fixing my ruined paperwork tried to lecture me about it even though he was fat and out of shape and probably couldn't even pass the fitness requirements to fucking get into the military. I still think they were harsher on me because of how young I was which was unfair.
Does anyone know if the Navy gay sex stereotype is true? I mean I'm a degenerate so I swing both ways, no problem with me, just wondering if I'll actually be able to keep my dick entertained. I mean I know there are women on ships to as well.
>>77544402
currently they are offering a $125,000.00 signing bonus to current drone pilots to reenlist.
most of them quit after 1 """tour"" of it.
I guess it really sucks ass.
>>77538072
11-bravo 1999-2003 1 of the 24 inf
>>77544944
I know 3 guys who joined the Navy and all were homo flamboyent as fuck, cant speak for the majority but from what I know yes. Also
>swing both ways
>you mean faggot
>captcha was bannanas
>>77545428
I mean I mostly lean straight, I'm one of those 4chan faggots, all the traps and twinks sort of brainwashed me ya know, definitely not flamboyant by any means though. Like to set the record straight I prefer to penetrate, I could never be penetrated or blow a gay. That's below my standards of gay, if that makes sense. But good to know.
>>77544776
>look like a hippy who wants to KILL KILL KILL
>they screw your paperwork up
>IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME BECAUSE I WAS AN EDGY 17 YEAR OLD
dude, dont blame them forever.
take stock, shave your hair, be calm, polite and professional.
>>77544944
i remember when there was at least one sex ring per ship
>>77545646
Don't worry mate fucking men is straight just listen to this guy explain it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xn90GqBxbU
>>77545693
What is a sex ring? Sounds like my kind of party.
>>77545693
Group W bench for him?
>>77545829
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Acadia_(AD-42)
>>77545646
>all the traps and twinks sort of brainwashed me ya know...
Sorry my cloested homo friend, I dont know. At least you'll have plenty of seamen around to help you with this.
>>77545693
I cut my hair years ago, I'm about to graduate so I'm hoping my education will compensate for my shitty personality if I reapply. I'm never not going to blame them though, what's wrong with sending a long haired KILL KILL KILL edgy hippy 17 year old overseas to blow up illiterate brown people for some billionaire jewish guy in the united states who bully our leaders into sending our troops where ever they go. They could have shipped me to war right then and there in the recruitment office and just did "on the job training" and I'd have been fine.
>>77545829
oh, and
>http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2004/jun/15/20040615-115647-8125r/
>>77546041
>i dont need to be trained, i just need a gun and haji's to mow down
>on the job training lmao
what are you graduating, high school or uni?
>>77546058
>>77545971
Sounds like fun, not gonna lie.
>>77546030
Yeah we will see, they can keep me entertained until we reach land, hopefully I get deployed in Europe so I can get me some Ukrainian or French pussy, that would be ace.
>>77546253
University, I never finished highschool I got expelled for arson.
>>77546286
>believing the recruiters lies about getting all the pussy abroard
>when there's a marine ITT deployed to Sudan talking about how much it fucking sucks
>>77534212
Corpsman hate you.
>>77546531
Nah m8 I'm going Navy not muhreens, there is some travel involved in the Navy.
>>77546508
>never finished high school
>Arson on his criminal record
>getting into arguments with DFR personal over trivial shit
Oh jesus, you had me going there for a minute
check back at DFR in WW3, and MAYBE you'll get a waiver
>>77546508
hmm...
>>77541675
They're called the commandos in Australia m8
>>77533962
Doesn't matter. just come to battlefield and fight us like a man. we will hunt you like pig. we will mutilatae your corpse and hang your body in the town center
>>77542576
Service contracts are pretty long (but you know that if you are signing up). What you don't know is you are going to be bunking with Africans in a run down apartment block in Djibouti with no working toilets for 3+ years doing super shitty work and if you do get any time in combat you'll be undersupplied and treated like cannon fodder by a French army that holds you in contempt.
There's also the fact that so many people apply to join each year that they are fussy and only pick the ones that already speak some French, have some military experience and are in good shape. 9/10 prospective recruits get turned away.
>>77545010
>literally getting paid to remove kebab from a cozy air conditioned office
I might want to fight for the Jews now.
>>77542287
>nice try pal
>>77546531
I don't know I think being a shitty hellhole filled with HIV niggers wouldn't be too bad. I'd probably go around killing locals for fun since it seems like no one would bother to notice or care if they went missing. Maybe by the end of my time there I'd have killed enough people that everyone can just go home especially if there's no internet that's a lot of time to fill.
>>77546843
fucking (you) again!
>How many cans of raid is it gonna take?
>>77546843
Turkroaches fight like insects. Every checked the US Army casualty inflicted vs sustained statistics? Second only to the Waffen SS.
>>77546508
>>77546931
hmmmm.....
>>77546931
Yeah that wouldn't be to bad if you could get some alone time with them. Maybe rape some of the women, although I don't think rape exists over there, it's common like breathing. Snipe the villagers for fun or something, but you would need to go remote, I'm sure the gunshots would be reported.
>>77543270
The lower end navy guys, the ones that do the grunt work on the ship, are kind of stupid but seem like regular people. The officers, Pilots, and Social Operators are much different.
I've met several NAVY SEALs and they are very interesting people. If you see one, you'll know who they are. Very high caliber men.
>>77546769
I don't have a criminal record, no one gave a shit the school just put me in a "program" while they tried to find somewhere else for me to go because of rudds shit where it's illegal to make someone leave school before 17 unless they're employed or in alternative education. Who cares if I never finished highschool I'm about to finish university and they started the arguments not me. I went there to do my medical and my shrink test and my job interview they started shit with me over my personal grooming.
>>77546810
Got something to say britcuck
>>77546829
I considered it but I don't think I'd be able to pass selection
>this edgy kid
>>77543733
I'd expect nothing less from the CIA.
Very similar to the Anbu Black Ops in Naruto. They act like their own entity.
>>77539544
WHAT HAPPENED TO SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED YOU FAGGOTS?
THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTROL YOU NEED TO GET A FIREARM
MUSLIM=REHABILITY TRAINING AND MENTAL COUNSELLING FOR 5 YEARS MINIMUM
>>77547131
I'd probably just stab or burn them to death in case someone asks me where all the ammo is going, I wouldn't rape the bitches unless I had triple wrapped condoms because of all the AIDs everywhere. Seems like a good vacation to be honest.
>>77547246
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1utHq4hk74
>>77547394
these posts really make you think
>>77547516
God the cringe.
>>77533962
Join the Air Force and do nothing.
This>>77547246
>>77547394
We all wanna go pow pow on shitskins bud, but we don't act like the 6th grade emo kid who never showered and killed small animals.
Marines
> constantly tell everyone you're a Marine. Super high speed cuz basic training two weeks longer. Every other branch laughs at you. Do pull ups. Be dumb as hell.
- exception: MARSOC, Force Recon (sometimes)
Army
>have long deployments. Tell everyone you're badass cuz Army. Sham shield in motor pool. Become alcoholic. Marry stripper. Do lots of drugs. Be general degenerate. Do push ups.
Exception: 82nd, Rangers, CAG (GB bros are kind of obnoxious.)
Navy
> if not SEAL nobody cares. Be SEAL grease entire body with Hawaiian tropic. Wear Axe body spray and thin gold chain. Play volleyball. Get beat up at bar
Airforce
> PJ or kill yourself POG
Coast Guard
>bretty cool guys. Don't ever talk about themselves
>>77538275
Your image is pretty fucking trashy my man
>>77533962
Everyone I've talked to on /k/ say air force.
Joining the military in peacetime is a living hell apparently.
They all say go air force because that is like the only branch that will give you good job experience to get a job when you get out.
this thread really became shit because of that retarded australian, was good to read before all of the le im so edgy!!!!1111 comments
>>77547655
>Navy SEAL beat up at bar
You're retarded because SEALs go to the bar in groups and would most definitely murder anyone they challenge. Everything else about SEALs was spot on.
>>77547597
>killed small animals.
>Mfw I actually used to kill small animals as a child
They should have just let me in
>>77547533
Instead of thinking about what a faggot I am you should be thinking about how you're going to leave the EU
>>77547724
Heres hoping we're in pre-war time not peace time. Buddy says he regrets joining 101 Airborne because of how boring that shit is.
>>77547705
YOUR pretty trashy
>>77547331
They don't give a fuck, dude. I guess they don't call them spooks for nothing.
>>77544944
>its not gay if its underway
>>77538013
It is comfy unless you go in as an aircraft maintainer. Life sucks 4 me but all the guys working non aircraft related jobs seem to be loving life. Excluding NDI and comms nav ofc. Theyre considerd maintenance but they dont do shit
>>77547824
Correct however; they also get ass out plastered and get stomped when they don't shut the hell up. But then again that's pretty much any combat job in the military I suppose
>>77547888
Checked, and this is why they shouldnt let you be in any position with big popations and live firearms.
Im in the Army reserve currently and doing ROTC, any officers out there got branch recommendations?
Thinking of going Cyber, MI, or Signal atm.
>>77547890
>Joining 101st when it's not World war 2
>>77548020
^populations
Fucking mobile sucks
>>77548050
> "joining" a unit
>>77548050
No shit, he has a hard on for
>"muh Army"
>"muh country"
>"muh Airborne"
Great, nice guy but he took the propaganda hard.
>>77548044
Yes kill yourself you little shit. You guys make the gayest goddamn butterbars
>>77547965
My experience with the CIA has given me the assumption that they are really a scary organization that can do and will do anything if it sees fit.
Go Muhreens fag
FUCKING DO IT YOU PUSSY
>>77548204
Well i would go Psyops but i have to wait till O-3 for that.
>>77548044
You're pretty good.
Wait, so when you're in the airforce you don't fly fucking planes? You sit in a chair? But.... I like planes.....
>>77548222
Yeah. They will dude. I don't have any concrete evidence but some of our intel assets just vanish. Not pointing any fingers if you fuckheads are watching me right now.
>>77548044
Switch to active and go 13A and rain down hellfire. My Army buddy says they need better, non-retarded fire support guys.
>>77548020
Why not? I'd have been great in a combat position, they used to want guys like me before women and faggots started joining and pussified the whole thing.
>"They are natural leaders who will motivate other soldiers to kill. They are also fiercely competitive and will aggressively pursue victory." - US Army Major David S. Pierson on "natural killers"
When sally the base bicycle and the local brown kid don't make the cut during a real war where people are being pushed through the meat grinder I'm sure they'll let me in
>>77547770
Shouldn't you be at the mosque right now?
>>77548269
B-but anon I am going MUHREENZ
HALLS OF MONTEZUMA AND SHEIT
>>77548312
Psyops is a lot different than it used to be and all that falls under the CIA now.
Although, there are many other entities at the disposal of the United States that do conduct high level covert op testing and operations.
>>77548450
You need discipline nigger, you cant just go full-on Rambo for one you'll probably piss yourself and cry, 2 the best millitaries had discipline and a killer mindset. Not going off the fucking deepend and shooting up everything in sight the moment your out somewhere.
If the command says do it then you do it, but otherwise you're being a edgelord faggot. I have a feeling this is elaborate Straya shitpost, but then again its 4chan and freaks like you flock here en masse.
>>77548222
My experience with the CIA was as follows
>be me
>2009
>RC East, Fob blessing
>before there was wall - just some guns in a village
>haji been trying to over run base all Ramadan
>I'm super stressed out tired and hungry
> 1sg says to clean latrines
> "roger top"
> clean the fucking shit out of those latrines
> 10/10 would lick floor
> Finish up and walk out
> two spooks, one male one female, approach
> request to use latrine
> "yeah whatever guy just don't fuck it up, yeah?"
> female goes in. Make guards door
> think it's pretty weird but whatever. Not even close to the weirdest shit I saw that week
> 15 minutes go by
>IKNOWWHATYOUREDOINGINTHEREYOUBITCH.png
> female hurriedly exits latrine
> I go in to perform my final inspection
> my. God.
> Susie Rottencrotch has projectile shit all over the GODDAMN wall
> run out and confront them
> " EXCUSE ME MISS! YOU SEEM TO HAVE SHIT ALL OVER OUR LATRINE"
> female cries. I get counseling.
Fuck the CIA man.
>>77548519
WE WUZ RAIDERZ N SHIIET
>tfw field day
>>77548420
Field artillery is hard as shit if you're weak man
>>77548782
>Be planted with 1B/2M in Iraq
>Watch them fucking destroy everything in front of us
It was glorious.
>>77548976
10/10 post.
I laughed bretty hard.
>>77549061
Lift more. Your gonna get no sympathy from me till you stuck in Sudan, I'd do anything to be field artillery in the sandbox right now than be stuck in this shithole.
>>77548976
And here i was afraid of joining them because i might be assassinated for not being 100% loyal to them.
>>77548976
FOB life bruh. Remember the burn piles? Enjoy the disability rating.
>>77548782
>If the command says do it then you do it
Why can't I be the one in command? What if I become an officer then I'm the one calling the shots. I have discipline but I don't see the issue with shooting a few sudanese niggers during my free time when they'll just end up shooting eachother anyway.
Fuck if I was running the wars in the middle east I'd have ordered that everyone in the country including civillians be killed then maybe your country could send all your illegal immigrants and nigger criminals in chicago over there instead with all that free'd up space and improve your fucked up country.
>>77539373
They also fuck goats and little boys...
>>77548976
Thanks Anon. I'm gonna print out this story and tape it above all the spooks bunks I have to fucking sleep with.
>>77549268
Long time ago friendo. I was 13B in and around KOP, Blessing, and Michigan. Sudan sounds pretty shitty though tbqh famalamajamma
>>77549269
Imagine being the CIA male.
Dude.. he probably gets to pound that sexy CIA female ass.
>>77549273
You flipped your shit about an old lady questioning you and keeping you on her time for a meeting you voluntarily went to. Good luck being the commander of the Aus-Army because you sure as fuck will need luck. You'd wash out the moment you try to fight or talk back to a DI.
>>77549435
I mean its not THAT bad... those shells weigh like 40 pounds tops. It's just carting that fuck of a howitzer around that seems like its a pain.
Sudan blows donkey balls
>>77549445
Not if she shits on him first
>>77533962
Border Patrol
>>77541780
they got tabbed nigga
>>77549514
We can make that work, Australia.
I'd let a sexy super hot blonde Australian girl shit on me.
>>77548976
>>77549398
>>77549445
I wonder if the CIA know about this...
>>77541988
Afghanistan at least looks nice and has different temps. Iraq is a sweltering trashy shithole
>>77549496
I was 155 and shot 13,000 rounds in theater. I was fucking jacked when I left. They get heavy as shit when you're shooting a 13 hour fire mission cuz Keating is getting smoked and Haji is trying to pop your noggin off from the top of his mud hut 1500 meters away. I'd go back in tho in a heartbeat
>>77549721
True. Iraq was always hot, but Afghanistan atleast had variations in weather.
Iraq was no doubt the worst. Being so close to each other really was bizarre.
>>77549495
What if I beat up the DI? Why should a man weaker than me be in charge of anything relating to violence and warfare. That old bitch was just a cunt she should have just left it alone, she argued back and then failed me when she couldn't think of anything to retort what I was telling her. She rage quit like an idiot and ruined my chances in the process. Her questions weren't even related to the military she argued with me over introversion/extraversion. She told me introverts wouldn't make it in the military and I told her that was bullshit I'm sure half the cunts in this thread who are in the military are introverts more than extraverts.
>>77549781
Jesus 13,000 fucking rounds? Thing that would scare me about field artillery is the hearing damage... heard people go deaf as fuck.
>>77549686
I hope that lady and her vengeful flaming asshole is reading this right now you DIRTY CUNT BITCH!
>>77549972
Was she hot?
>>77549870
God damn you are dillusional, hope you are still DQ because you will be the next headline of:
>CRAZY WHITE MALE STRAYAN SHOT UP AN ENTIRE VILLAGE AND RAPED AIDS RIDDEN NIGGERS: PURGE ALL WHITE MALE TOXIC MASCULINITY PATRIARCHY etc...etc...
>>77549912
I am so so deaf man. I was airborne too so my back and knees are fucked on top of the incredible hearing loss. Those 155's didn't help - they are 98 pounds a piece. To pick them up you need to do a hang clean motion. Imagine doing that, with 98 pounds, for 20 hours a day, for 15 months. My body is totally wrecked
>>77550012
I'd do her but that isn't saying much. I did a shit load of weird sexual stuff in Fayetteville
>>77549847
Something creepier about the ambushes and IEDs there too. The urban and long desolate road aspect
