how do we keep kids off the internet?
Make "Web 3.0" all text. No images, no photos.
It'll weed out a lot of the retards, too.
seems with snapchat and other things its to late. why did i even make this thread. they use to say keep kids offline now they want kids there as much as adults
>>77529048
Parental control & have them in the living room in full sight when they're using the laptop
That's what I do, I don't want my daughter going on libcuck websites. Tumblr is blocked. She tried accessing it and I told her it's full of hairy old men.
>>77529048
flood the board with gore
>>77529627
>teaching her that you're a liar
I'm sure that will work out well.
>>77530094
It's not a lie if there's a bunch of daddybear pages on there
>t. gay pro
Replace computers in the home with shortwave radios.
>>77530191
Honesty is not synonymous with the truth.
>>77529627
Kek
>>77529627
>thinking she won't rebel in the future
This is how it begins.
>>77529048
By not buying internet.
Tell them you want internet then go out and get internet but dont come back.
>>77530304
ye but he wouldnt be lying to her
just don't let them go on sites like 4chan or tumblr. I've seen people from tumblr ruin close ones because they convinced them they had various mental illnesses
No smartphones or tablets for anyone under 18.
And this >>77529133
>>77530605
No, but it is dishonest. If I tell you that there's a roach infestation in this room you'll be sleeping but don't mention the scorpions and snakes, you're going to be pissed, even though I didn't tell you a lie.
Make posting anything require HTML knowledge.
>>77530548
Isolating them from the world will definitely not do any good you stupid fuck
>>77531079
a 2 year old could learn html
>>77531116
But they aren't isolated. They can still go outside.
That looks exactly like the type of girl I would fawn over in high school and never have the balls to make a move on.
>>77530975
Nuh because I still wouldn't want to sleep in there anyway. That's a terrible analogy.
>>77531079
>>77531240
>what was myspace
>>77531240
Do you really think these kids really have the attention span to learn html?
>>77529627
>She tried accessing it and I told her I would put her up for adoption and spend her college fund on a new fishing boat.
ftfy
>>77531397
You get the point though. I misled you, which was dishonest of me, and you would resent that.
but seriously guys, this is a really complex question and nobody brought an answer.
Should we just use parental filtres? I hate censorship but for kids it may be necessary until they can think critically, right?
>>77531617
But it's not misleading, anon was more or less correct. There's plenty of daddybear pages on there.
>>77531705
MAKE IT TEXT ONLY
I GAVE YOU AN ANSWER
REE
REE
REE
REEEEEEEEEE
>>77531705
Just block Facebook, Tumblr, Reddit, Vine, etc.
4chan is fine though.
>>77529627
>>77530862
>>77531116
>>77531375
>>77531609
>>77531705
You do realize they learn these things in school now, right goys?
>>77529048
Just get a proper parental block on your ISP
>>77532005
WHICH IS WHY YOU MAKE EVERYTHING TEXT ONLY LIKE THE USENET DAYS
REE
>>77532163
I mean the teachers and their peers feed them nonsense.
>>77531864
Never the less, when she's at school and little Stacy shows her her favorite movie gif tumblrs and shit, she's going to think he's a liar, he was clearly meant to mislead her, and she's not going to take him as seriously in the future.
>>77532268
Oh you're right
Then just fucking homeschool the little shitlings and "socialize" them through youth sports, clubs, music programs, etc.
>>77532305
HOMESKOOL
>>77529133
That's actually not a terrible idea
>>77532435
>HOMESKOOL
Guaranteed to be a loser who can't function in the world. Sure, it's an easy way to keep them from becoming leftist, but they are going to be completely worthless and will never do anything of note anyway if you sheild them from anything that will challenge them. That's just indoctrination, which is what liberals like to do.
>>77532770
But Stefan is homeschooling his daughter. Man...
>>77532770
What about Catholic school? It's not perfect, but it's the best option.
>>77532862
With the intent of keeping her from information he doesn't like?
>>77532770
>Guaranteed to be a loser who can't function in the world.
Are you just trolling now or did you not read my suggestion in the first part of my post about socializing them through "extracurricular" activities?
There's plenty of youth sports teams and music programs (in addition to other clubs/organizations) that aren't linked to academia that young chilluns can get signed up for by their parents. Public school ruins the brain.
>t. public school pro (3 of my aunts were public school principals)
>t. product of public school
>>77529133
>can't shitpost smug anime girls
well fuck that
>>77533196
>he wouldn't just post ASCII art smug instead
Clearly you haven't given your life over to smug yet
>>77529048
by showing them how to have fun irl
>>77533027
A much better choice. Kids need to learn how to struggle and fight with their peers properly. They can't do that with their parents.
>>77533174
>Are you just trolling now or did you not read my suggestion in the first part of my post about socializing them through "extracurricular" activities?
Probably too heavily regulated. Public schools are good in that there is plenty of time that students aren't supervised and can fuck around on their own. It's pretty pathetic if your kid is 13 and you're organizing playdates. That still doesn't solve the tumblr problem, by the way. Censorship isn't the answer. The only way to confront that is to teach them how to think properly, and instill a strong value of logic and reason in them.
stuxnet
I hope you people know parental blocks are useless. Even teenage girls have tor installed on their phones these days, kids aren't stupid.
>>77533740
>playdates
That's not what soccer practice is, or what music class/practice is.
Neither is volunteer work or hobby clubs, like mountain biking clubs
You suck at this
>That still doesn't solve the tumblr problem, by the way. Censorship isn't the answer. The only way to confront that is to teach them how to think properly, and instill a strong value of logic and reason in them.
It does if they're immersed in an environment of like-minded peers with like-minded parents
>i.e.: I'm not raising them in SF's fucking tenderloin district, I'm raising them in a suburb where people who think and vote like me live
>>77533196
>liru
what is this? 2008?
>>77533947
I'm pretty sure TOR doesn't get around rootkits or keyloggers.
If I have to go full counterintelligence with my kids, I will
>>77534051
Good luck finding a rootkit for an iPhone without paying out the ass for it
>>77529048
Rehab for memes.
Meme-adone clinics.
>>77532435
>"socialize" them through youth sports, clubs, music programs, etc.
Of which they'll meet other people their age there and learn it from them. Unless you belong to some homeschool-only community where you raise a bunch of socially inept weirdos.
>>77531705
teaching your kids to be resistant to liberal make-believe and common core indoctrination is more valuable than most things
>>77529823
this and nigger news stories
>>77533969
The point is that you are providing too much structure. This is going to cause them to think that life has an instruction manual, and they will be clueless and helpless if someone doesn't tell them what to do or what should be happening. Let them make mistakes. Let them start fights and get their asses kicked for it. Let them learn independence. Stop fucking helicoptering. You will never be able to mold someone like a piece of clay like you want. Correct their behavior when it gets out of hand, but you can't live their life and you are not entitled to plan their life for them.
Volunteer work is cuck bullshit, by the way.
>>77529048
DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT
>>77533947
teenage girls with tors on phones? are you kidding me?
>>77532435
How fucking hard is this to understand? Let's take a real life example;
>Moving in to new apartment
>Landlord mentions that the previous owner had dogs and some bits of wall, doors, and a bunch of carpet had to be replaced because they would scratch
>Looks good, move in
>A month later the apartment directly upstairs is taken
>Whenever they use the water in their apartment, the pipes in the wall vibrate and create a 60dB tone
>Right in one of the bedrooms
>The landlord knew about this for months and months before you moved in because other people had complained
>They do literally nothing to fix it
>A month later, a drug dealer moves in across the hall
>Find out most people in this buildings and the ones around it are drug dealers/addicts
It's literally a well-known method of conning someone, you be honest with the small shit so they don't realize you're omitting big shit.
>>77534660
Normies think it's just a proxy, no surprise. I knew one chick who would leave it on constantly, even when on data.
>>77529048
spam the offended page everywhere
>>77534660
It's one app dude. Not that hard to install.
>>77534972
Which is perfectly fine as long as it isn't a relay. The data used to maintain a circuit is negligible.
>>77536224
Ok, but I just dont know any young (non IT) girl who would hear about Tor, let alone use it on phone.
>>77536692
Probably look for anti-spying shit, then it will come up in either "Other users also installed..." or "Recommended for you:" suggestions.
