http://www.infowars.com/canada-legalizes-oral-sex-with-pets/
How do we call them now ?
>>77524820
With a phone
>>77524820
Oral sex? That's weirdly specific.
>>77524820
>The court ruled 7-1 in favor of a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts of sexually assaulting his stepdaughters who also “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act,” court documents revealed.
>>77524820
Question: Can you lick some doggy pussy too? If thats so then great
>>77524820
Of course the ice cream is black... why wouldnt it be black...
That's racist against Muslims who prefer penetrative sex with their pets.
Hopefully this means that we update an outdated law with oddly specific definitions of what bestiality is that let a degenerate off the hook, and not doggy oral parties on parliament hill.
Fuck it's going to be doggy oral day isn't it?
>>77524820
>Trudeau Brand Ice Cream Treats
>>77524820
That's some good looking ice cream tbqh
>>77525884
>Argentina
We have a fucking queen from this dogfucking shithole.
>>77524820
Why specifically oral sex? It is like there are actually politicians making this shit up and saying: "Oh well it's okay if you suck a donkey's dick, but that is where I draw the line. If anyone actually sticks their dick in a horse they must be put off to jail". How do you even make this shit up.
>>77526897
Yes but a beautiful queen. You're welcome. :-)
>tfw your queen probably taste the BBC already
One step closer to necrophilia being okay and pedophile rights
>>77526566
>Fuck it's going to be doggy oral day isn't it?
Probably. Your countrymen are pretty fucked up.
I used to talk with a canuk chick on a nerd forum about 10 years ago who's probably over the moon about this shit. She was into some crazy fucking shit, but I think half of it was just her being an edgy little shit since she was around 15 at the time. The thing she had for dogs had to be legit though, as much as she brought it up.
>>77527181
The age of consent should be 12 tbqh.
At the very fucking least 14.
Prolly did this to avoid coal and oil burners from being prosecuted under anti beast laws
>>77524820
Damn girl of the right is a cutie
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, demanded two year prison sentences for people found guilty of “transgender discrimination.”
Jesus christ
>>77527880
Someone needs to off this man
>>77524820
What the fuck canadabros
>>77526415
What? The icecream isn't black you dumb shit, the icecream is white. The chocolate they dipped it into is black. Have you never seen icecream before or something?
The best part is that the media will never, ever report this.
>You can suck a dogs dick before you can smoke weed
Does this make him
>Le doggy BJ man
>>77527055
>>77528347
It's not that a person can perform oral sex on an animal. It's the other way around.
As in, you can smear peanut butter on your cunt and have you dog lick it off, without that being considered bestiality.
>>77525122
That's so disgusting.
They really need to publish to video to prove to everyone how disgusting it is.
In fact, if anyone has a source for that disgusting video, we can show the world how disgusting that is on our own.
>>77524820
Jesus christ Canada, what the fuck is wrong with you lately?
>>77524820
Please someone nuke us
sounds about right our system is fucking weird
>>77528533
>A dog can like peanut butter off my balls
>I cant like peanut butter of a dog's balls
Literally dogs have more rights than me what is this bullshit
>>77528728
lick*
holy shit im retarded today
>>77524820
First it was interracial marriage
Then it was gay marriage
Now it's bestiality
Tomorrow they'll legalize pedophilia
The slippery slope is real. Not a fallacy at all. Disgusting people will continue to push the boundaries of what is acceptable and grow emboldened when normal people "mind their own business" and do nothing to stop the onslaught of rape
>Pretending that IS isn't genociding Christians
>Now this
What the fuck is wrong with Trudeau, why does he pass laws like these?
>>77528807
>>77528807
He's a madman
what the fuck leafs?
>>77524820
Kill me
>>77524820
goat lickers
>>77528728
plz save us America
you have to use the nukes
its the only way
>>77525090
A: Slippery slope?
B: Yeah lets make it subversive so people don't notice that we want to fuck animals!
A: Okay so what euphemism can we use or what would be the first step?
B: Oral sex with animals!
A: Okay and what do we call it?
B: Oral sex with pets!
A: Uhmm.. Thats weirdly specific and not ver covert.
B: Fuck that shit and your pets! No! Every ones pets!
my wife's son the fucking autistic leaf is at it again
>>77529227
Kek
>>77529227
A FUCKING TREE
We fucking told you when you said gay marriage was fine that this was next and you were all 'noooo that would never happen'. Well now you get to come home to some Pierre fucking your family pet in your backyard.
Your kids are next.
>>77529227
>>77529227
rare as shit
Why should you be arrested just because a dog licks your cock? The dog obviously doesn't care or he wouldn't do it.
>>77528540
>its even legal now
Now I know Trudeau refusing help with the fires was gods work...
>>77524820
i thought that you could fuck horses in switzerland
>>77529227
Have you cleared your genepool from Pitcairns inbreeding yet?
>>77525122
>7-1
>>77529227
Don't you have to defend your Wife from muslims first?
>>77528914
DUDE
>>77525122
im dying.
>>77524820
For what reason shouldn't I be able to let my dock lick peanut butter off my penis and anus?
Even if it is illegal, how will you know?
Is my dog going to snitch?
America, Russia, anyone please. Listen to Gwar and bring back the bomb. Just do it. End us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wESpXvwHloc
>>77529947
Lost my shit desu
>>77526419
Underrated post
>>77530365
>Even if it is illegal, how will you know?
You could ask the same about literally any crime you can get away with
>>77529227
>>77530933
If I put peanut butter on my genitals and asked my neighbor to lick it off, he could tell people.
>>77524820
>Legalization of gay marriage
>/pol/ predicts it would lead to legalization of animal fucking
>It happens
Why is /pol/ always right?
Does this mean that animals have more agency than women who have consumed a single unit of alcohol?
>>77531262
>Legalization
wasnt really banned tho?
i didnt see bestiality porn sites being taken down
>>77531579
*was it
>>77529227
The fuck, how do you have your own flag?!
>>77529227
Do trees even grow in the middle of the fucking ocean?
>>77531262
It's been legal in a lot of European countries for centuries.
DO YOU SEE NOW? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AMERICA IS NOT POLICING THE WORLD! THIS EXACT SHIT RIGHT HERE! GOOD GOD, CANADA!
>>77528807
Maybe he's a genius and knows that animals can pass on cures for muslim disease through oral sex.
Screencap dissu
>>77527181
Necrophelia has always been okay. What are they going to do, say no? Who's the victim?
It's basically masturbation.
>>77525122
7-1
Wtf canada
>>77525122
>7-1
>>77532044
Whatever would we do without America declaring that pizza is a vegetable.
Next step is pedophilia. Jews piece of shit. Justice shall fall on your back.
>>77529227
A FUCKING LEAF FROM THIS FUCKING TREE
>>77524820
It's an attempt to draw European, primarily German immigrants.
>>77528914
>16:20
It's the little things
>>77532484
it can be unsafe if people aren't educated properly.
they should add this to the curriculum so our kids can be safe
>>77524820
Our only hope now is that the everburning flames of the Albertan wildfire consumes us all.
>>77532503
>>77532672
I hope there's no huehues ITT
>>77532745
Literally fucking animals and small children to death, apparently.
There are vegetables on pizza, dumbfuck. That doesn't "make" them vegetables, it means that a slice of pizza contains vegetables and therefore constitutes as a "serving" of vegetables. It is a fatty, inefficient serving but a serving nonetheless because when you eat pizza you are eating the vegetables on said pizza.
>>77533004
That might actually work, if we tell kids it's ok and natural it'll instantly become uncool. It's not like teenagers know where to find fresh dead bodies anyway.
Point is, it's better than playing Hey Rover Lick Under And Over
>>77529227
>>77524820
>Muh fallacy
I'm not even mad anymore. I only hope that future generations only have to suffer lightly for these sins.
>>77533315
Don't forget your daily burger, Cletus.
>>77524820
welp....
>>77524820
So if animal sex is legal is bestiality porn legal?
>>77529227
R A R E
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>>77524820
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77532918
That would be scat for german, but don't worry with all the furry fag here i think more french will come to your country. We all know how much you like Quebec after all.
>>77528914
fucking kek m8
>>77524820
>>77525122
DUDE BESTIALITY LMAO
>>77533494
Don't forget the peanut butter!
>>77529227
>>77529227
you guys have 1 groceries store, how the fuck do you have a flag
>>77524820
We didn't legalize anything. Some degenerate facing 16+ years in prison, was convicted of animal sexual abuse, along with raping his stepdaughters.
The slimy Jew lawyer pointed out the wording in the Amendent only catered to actual fucking an animal, since the orginal writers of said law didn't comprehend just how far Humanity would fall, as well as the failure of common sense Law.
So the under the letter of the Law, they couldn't charge him for that particular crime.
There is a current push in legislation to remend the the Law, as to cover animal sexual abuse, but it takes time to draw up that legislation in this insane cobweb of bullshit bureaucracy.
/pol/ of course, over reacts as if the Justices or Goverment passed a Law to make it legal, when really it was just a technical loophole a uber Jew used to make some shekels.
>>77529227
No one is going to admit having oral sex with an animal anyway; why do you care?
It's... not too late for damage control, is it?
>>77532044
How can America police the world when it can't even keep its neighbours under control?
>>77527880
Source?
![ZOSggPe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6IE8EwM.jpg "ZOSggPe[1].jpg")
Calling bullshit
>>77524820
Trudaeu is preparing for when Ali brings his goats.
>>77533347
Yummy.
>>77529227
It's beautiful
And minty fresh
>>77528914
> koran on the floor
lel as if
>>77524820
>tell canada to prep the bull so much they start actually doing it
the madmen
>>77525122
Was the 1 who opposed sent to a re-education camp?
>>77529227
>>77531788
>>77534053
Holy shit how do you even cuck Australia so hard to get your own flag?
isnt peanut butter toxic for dogs?
>basically every living creature of age likes sex
>its illegal to fuck other animals that are down to fuck too
too some people its gross but really no one is being harmed.
>>77535318
except they don't, like 3 species on animals enjoy sex, humans included
and animals usually have vaginas made for the penises of their respective species, bunny pussy isn't made for human dick
if you fuck animals you should be fucking shot in the head
>>77534591
Never would've happened on W's watch.
Even Romney, sure he's an android but I bet he has "bestiality = 0" in his programming somewhere.
This is what happens when liberals run amuck, they keep pushing the boundaries until it's perfectly acceptable to mouth fuck a golden retriever with your infant children watching. Don't think we don't feel responsible for this. It's all because we Americans grew negligent and permissive. The attitude has now spread all over the world, and I'm afraid Canada has received the brunt of our decadence. That ends in November. We are coming. We are going to liberate the shit out of your dogs, Canada, and there is nothing that you can do about it. We're going to fix this.
>>77535310
I dont think so, I've been getting my dog to take pills by putting them in peanut butter so they better not be
I've been told not to give them chocolate, milk or grapes though
>>77535493
this.
ffs this.
>>77525122
It's the end
>>77534740
Maybe if you didn't search for it like a fucking tool
>>77529560
Because it's better to humiliate and punish degenerates. It act as the moral compass that they lack.
>>77535493
>women dont like to fuck animals
i mean
whys it always gotta be about men fucking animals and not animals fucking women?
>>77535493
That's right, I don't like Recep's dick.
>>77535493
im pretty sure the people who fuck animals don't fuck rabbits.
>>77524820
>How do we call them now ?
hundefigger
>>77532484
It's not about consent. Why does everything sexual have to be about consent with this generation?
>>77528760
The slippery slope is a fallacy because it implies that the domino effect of events is somehow negative, and that the chain reaction is somehow unstoppable.
People chose this path, it wasn't a slope, but baby steps up the stairway to degeneracy
Those that choose to see the end in a positive light will continue to carry the body of humanity upwards, til we invoke the wrath and ire of the beings who gave us life to begin with and smite us down
>>77525122
>7-1
I feel sorry for that one guy. I bet he went home and spent a good couple of days thinking about where it all went wrong.
>>77529560
>Why should we enforce social standards and decency?
Even though nobody got hurt, this degeneration cannot be tolerated.
>>77535986
who gives a fuck if women like to fuck animals?
animals probably don't like to fuck them, they are 100% unable to provide consent, there is no purpose for such an act beyond debauched and perverse pleasure that only the human will obtain
>>77529227
are you op from >>77530385 ???
>>77528914
I get all of the other memes but whats this one guys
>>77536384
a male dog can consent pretty easily by either not putting its dick in vagina or by biting the shit out of the woman
its not that hard
>>77528261
Are you saying you haven't sucked off a horse or two? Look it's perfectly natural.
>>77536384
>they are 100% unable to provide consen
wrong
>canada plz
just in time for ramadan
>>77528914
Dat fucking clock.
>>77534343
everyone will admit.
>>77525122
its like german raped brazilians again
>>77536736
>>77536605
your interpretations of what the dog means, is not a substitute for consent
>>77536504
pretty much exactly what it looks like
old man was a cuck and a commie
>>77536504
Thats his father with fidel castro
>>77536949
what would you define sexual consent as?
>>77536949
>dog starts humping a woman against his own will
yeah right
Wake me up, /pol/.
This is a 10/10 in Canada
>>77530389
This desu and while you are at it nuke us too.
I would rather become thermonuclear ash than live with zoophilic muslims.
>>77537055
someone inside your own species using a mutually understood method to provide consent
dogs dont fucking know what dirty talk or suggestive looks are you fucking mongoloid
>>77537237
Canadian KY
>>77525122
It's 2016, get with the times!
Does this make beastiality porn legal in canada?
>>77537353
then how does the dog know whether it can stick its dick in someone's vagina?
A FUCKING DOG DICK
>>77532484
I have to put in my testament that I don't want to get raped?
>>77525122
S-STOP TRIGGERING ME SHITLORD
>>77526897
looking at her surnames her ancestors were italians (mother) and basques (father)
would it be pupperphilia?
>>77525122
>7-1
https://youtu.be/Ti6n6TXoswI
So when do you think we'll be officially adopting this as our national anthem?
>>77537574
because dogs are stupid and fuck pillows and shit anyway?
if you wanna fuck animals move to canada, but 1st world countries should be above raping animals
>>77525122
Life in Canada is AWESOME
>>77537501
pretty sure everyone can just search for it on google
>>77528914
i don't get the 16:20 and now i feel dumb
>>77537574
>dog humps a leg
>dog humps a beach ball
>dog humps a pillow
>dog humps a woman
GEE WIZ MUST BE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN THEN
>>77537946
Completely unoriginal and vulgar.
Thanks for reminding me why racemixing is a sin.
>>77538085
>a leg raped a dog
>a beach ball raped a dog
>a pillow raped a dog
???
>>77532979
dude weed lmao
>>77537983
so you've been pulling shit out of your ass just to come to conclusion that they cant give consent because they're not human
>>77538085
>so that means he is forced to do it
>>77530389
This. I pray for based Putin to do the right thing and start the GTNW.
>>77526566
Why don't you tell us? petfucker.
You seem to think that the newfies (who are known pedos) and Ontario and it's teachers and unions speak for the entire country.
They don't.
We're not all disgusting dogfuckers. Just the newfies and teachers
Note that sales for pet food and pets themselves have skyrocketed.
Really makes you think
>promising to legalize weed
>postpones it by a few years
>legalizes bestiality instead
God fucking damnit. Now with the dollar dropping and the housing market bubble in Vancouver and Toronto on the brink of bursting, Canada is beyond help.
>>77538752
Wait...DUDE WEED PM didn't even follow through on legalizing weed? Fucking kek.
>>77524820
olddddd
>>77538752
It's actually kinda funny when you realize that he hasn't even been PM for a year. We're just getting started.
>>77529227
>13.3 sq mi
>masked boobies
>>77536062
slippery slope m8
>>77537902
>BRA71L
kek
>>77531840
>tfw my town is in that screenshot
guess which one and win a prize!
>>77539141
Abboville
>>77538069
Its Military time for 4:20 PM
>>77539198
Half right
>>77539002
>53 for a bag of flour
Why would anyone live in Nunavut?
>>77539389
Because "muh heritage" and "muh glue huffing" plus the government pays miserable non-natives to go up there in a desperate attempt to civilize the Eskimos who drink hand sanitizer.
It's not a lot better elsewhere. In Ontario for like 6 months the going rate of a cauliflower was like $8.
>>77525122
>>77539636
>It's not a lot better elsewhere. In Ontario for like 6 months the going rate of a cauliflower was like $8.
What the fuck. Toronto? I never remember things being anywhere near that bad back in Calgary.
So uhhh...What's the best kinda pet for getting your dick sucked?
>>77539636
It's not so bad up in the north. I'm in Nunavik, not quite Nunavut but it's pretty up there. Some things are pretty reasonably priced, other things like child care products, diapers and the like, are pretty expensive.
>>77528728
>>77524820
m8 it's been legal in a couple of states in the US until recently. Hell WA state banned it like ten years ago after Mr.Hands got fucked to death by a horse, it's not really something new.
>>77525122
OK Im mad, source on this, I refuce to belive its real
>>77529227
>Official language: norfuk
topkek
>>77531579
You just admited to regularly visit bestiality porn sites m8, for enought time to affirm they are are not being taken down.
>sexualising doggo
purge when
>>77533489
Slippery slope is a logical fallacy but exists in the real world.
>>77525122
>7-1
holy shit, the world really is ending
>>77529560
My god, we've become sweden
>>77525122
>This kills the Canadian.
this is bait
the Court merely ruled that the current laws on the books (unfortunately) do not specifically prohibit oral sex with animals. All the Legislature needs to do is pass a new law to close that loophole.
>>77528575
They're running a fever. A really high one causing hallucinations.
>>77537390
Not using the far more superior Canadian astroglide.
>>77524820
I don't know what's more shocking, the ruling, or how you can get 2 years of prison for transgender "discrimination".
>>77525122
>7-1
YOU FUCKING WHAT M8
>>77525122
CANADA YES
>>77528914
needs a dog's tail sticking out from under the desk
>>77524820
leviticus 2016
>>77529227
>1 post by this id
>>77524820
>>77524820
if you ban animal fucking, beastiality wins
>>77540805
>>77533489
The fallacy fallacy is the answer to the slippery slope fallacy as it is most commonly claimed. Most things people claim are a slippery slope fallacy aren't necessarily wrong, they're just summarized points from a larger argument that is logically sound.
>That statement is a Slippery Slope Fallacy.
Answer with:
>That's a Fallacy Fallacy, the statement was a summarization.
>>77542350
hate speech isn't really a new thing in Canada
but it's mostly for sending out infographics and posters, like actual propaganda, than for simply speaking out loud, unless your advocating genocide I believe.
>>77530389
When the hour is nigh we'll let the krosstika fly
>>77538754
Underrated
>>77529227
Looks comfy as fuck desu
>>77539141
brisbane?
>>77539339
Abbo\
>>77537732
I appreciated this post Brazil
>>77529227
>>77540619
Dude, source is the link in the OP.
>>77525122
i don't want to use the degeneracy meme, but wew lad, wtf.
> america is literally the only neighbor to canada
> is 100%-1000% more based than canada could ever be
seriously considering why the fuck i havn't already moved away from this chicken shit outfit
>>77529947
kek
>>77529947
lmao
>>77524820
Canada, yes
Canadian pets specially for you faggot
