Is this objectively the greatest country in the world?
They need to absorb Estonia in order to reach new levels of autism.
Its a frozen little island with some very hearty people. I guess they're ok.
>>77500992
Socialism is enough, we don't need mudslimes here too.
>>77500663
>hates all foreigners
>hates swedes estonians russians, themselves.
not really mehiko
>>77500663
They beat some Commie ass a couple times, done fuck all since. 7/10 decent but got lazy.
Muh Mannerheim
It's my retreat if america falls, which is going to happen at this point
this is
>>77500663
Yes, can confirm.
>>77501468
AYO HOL UP
*takes a sauna*
HOL UP HOL UP
*drinks spirits*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*plays kantele*
WAT YOU BE SAYIN IZ
*hangs himself*
WE WUZ SUOMI N SHIET
>>77502520
Fucking picture.
>>77500663
Yes
>>77502613
Helsinki will ruin the entire country.
>>77502520
nice one
>>77501804
Well we did pay all of the war reparations off. I think we are pretty much only the only country to do that. We didnt take any muh marshal plan gibs eather so that has eaten around 4 decades since war and soon after we join soviet uni.. i mean the glorious EU project and lost our sovenreignty, so what should we have done during this time burger bro?
>>77502613
This whole Club Swagga thing is basically a meme.
>>77501024
We are not on an island you fucking moron
>>77504180
How would I know about it if I didn't know that it was a meme?
>>77500663
Iceland is better tbqh
Take a good look at the flag on this post. The same flag you've seen a million times in your life, because it dominates and runs the world. The same flag that stands for freedom, opportunity and the advancement of mankind. The same flag that's made the biggest scientific achievements in human history, along with the most impressive military force ever assembled.
That is the objective greatest country in the world. If you reply to this post without an American flag attached to yours, you may as well kill yourself.
>>77504302
Supreme Leader Un, do you poop?
>>77505786
>baiting this hard
fine I'll bite:
>The same flag that's made the biggest scientific achievements in human history,
[citation needed]
>>77501024
>American education system
>>77501024
Are you retarded?
>>77501024
Fucking hell.
Today I've seen:
>an american who thought Albania was in the middle east
>an american who thought Iceland and Greenland were the same place
>an american who confused Leicester and Lancaster
And now this asshole
Why the fuck are you so geographically confused, ameridumbs?
>>77505937
Yuro education everybody.
>>77504822
T.Disinfo agent
No
You've all been fooled into thinking Finland is some kind of meme wonderland. It's the exact opposite really.
So many memes come out of this place because there's fucking nothing to do here.
>>77500663
we could be a lot better but our politicians are too cucked by the EU overlords and their delicious shekels
>>77507196
Drink kossu in the sauna while sharpening your puukko.
>tfw this is my dream life.
>>77501024
I'm not sure if this is bait...
>>77507857
>sharpening your puukko in the sauna
oh shit nigga what are you doing, it'll rust before you ever get to use it
you sharpen it at the card table so you can shank your fellow players
Suomi Suomi perkele Suomi!
>During the WW II my grandmother and her family was evacuated from Ingria to Estonia. >Couldn't go back because soviets occupied Karelia and her mother was too stupid to evacuate to Finland during the autumn of 1944.
>Grew up in the orphanage 'cause her mother couldn't handle raising a child in war-torn Estonia!
>Grandmother turned up as a tough smart lady who always loathed communism and is really red-pilled even now!
And I look like a double Mongol
>>77507745
Karelia and Ingria are different places though.
>>77507400
Almost all white people, how about that.
By the way, all the smart Europeans left as soon as they had the chance, which is why America is so great.
>>77508001
>grandfather on mother's side is Finnish
>looks like genghis khan
>mother thinks she and her family are white
>dad hates Asians but regards me as white
Why are Finns so delusional?
>>77508298
>Almost all white people, how about that.
No surprise there lol.
>By the way, all the smart Europeans left as soon as they had the chance, which is why America is so great.
Gonna need some more [citation]s in order to back that up, seeing as how the image I posted literally shows that under 20% of either significant events or figures were in North America (before 1950, no less).
>>77507857
What state are you in? I'd gladly swap places with you.
If Finland is so good, why does it need Soldiers of Odin?
>>77507987
>tfw found 10 blunt knives in the dumpster few weeks ago and sharpened them all.
>>77508805
Because it's not good.
See >>77507196
People on 4chan have been tricked into thinking Finland is some kind of meme utopia. The reality is we're only slightly better than Sweden.
nope.
>>77508629
In Michigan with all the Finnish diaspora.
I have my Suomi residency passport and will be herding reindeer in Rovaniemi in 2017 with my serkku Juukka.
>>77508998
>tfw you find a random mora in the middle of a street, take it home and sharpen in gently
>>77509017
You think you guys are in worse situation than Denmark and Norway? I am asking because I am genuinely curious.
>>77509194
I don't know what it's like in Denmark or Norway but probably similar.
>>77509169
Hey, that's where I live.
It's a fucking shithole.
>>77509181
>Mora
Ruotsin paskaa.
Lauri and Marttiini for life.
>>77508298
>all the smart Europeans left as soon as they had the chance
No, all the fat dumb ones did, which why you're all obese and have an average IQ of 97.
>>77509181
>mfw I have a dozen moras stashed above my freezer
>Whenever someone slams the door closed, one of the moras might fall in front of the fridge
>>77509438
Do you know Juukka Järvinen?
I plan to work there for a few years and save my Euros to buy a hotel in Pärnu, Eesti.
>>77509314
Are the authorities aware of the issues? Are they trying to solve it? Are the Finnish people supportive of the Soldiers of Odin? Do you support what they are doing?
No, it is not. Their economy is in deep shit and there is no sign that this will change soon.
>>77500663
It used to be.
Until 1995.
>>77509749
thanks to us joining the EU and now being unable to trade properly with our single largest trading partner
if we just left EU and all international contracts/agreements all of our problems would be solved
>>77502520
you did good, my good, brave sir
true gentleman and scholar
>>77509740
No I don't.
There's probably a few hundred Jukka Järvinens in Finland though.
>>77501024
Well baited Ameribro.
>>77509749
At least they're trying to discuss the iniative which is demanding a referendum, if Finland should change back to their old currency.
Anyone else following Väyrynen?
>>77509971
>tfw I met a nice girl from Järvenpää named Järvinen and I was afraid to do anything with her out of fear of being related.
Sadly, I saw her on Normiebook and she has become a Cider Whale.
>>77510140
>tfw Väyrynen became pretty based
I still don't know whether to think it's a trick
>>77509438
Got enough subutex supplied up and shit?
Honestly Reindeerspotting is a bretty good documentary
Hei whads going on in tis thred? XDDD Winlönd isämmaa tori splröröäärä paskaiset perseet ja hikiset kivet. Vittu mun kämpässä on kuuma ei saatana.
>>77506330
The world outside America doesn't matter
>>77501024
We amerifats are still the bait masters
>>77509743
The authorities are in no way concerned with any problems brought up by rapefugees and will just ignore it. I don't think it's because of their own motives, they just want to be good goys for the EU so they do whatever they say.
State media tries to slander SOO and some lefty parliament members are trying their hardest to find some kind of reason to ban SOO.
I support what SOO does, the average cuck probably not so much.
>>77510334
se tunne kun +20 astetta, sataa ja vitun kuuma helvetti kun on HIKI REEEEEEE JA VITUN ITIKOITA KAIKKIALLA
>>77510334
Nevar forget 1995.
>>77510594
Seriously, don't come here. Just don't. Cherish the idea of Finland that you have. You'll be horrified with what you see when you come here
>>77500663
Iceland > Finland > Rest of the world
>>77510756
Actually summers are pretty nice here, but winters are shit there is basically nothing to do at wintertime
we're like china of memes except pure quality
>>77510901
I get to drive a snowmobile to the winter feeding grounds with the herd!
>>77500663
Why all this shilling about Finland. Why does everyone think this is heaven on earth, it's dark, it's cold and summer last for like two weeks. Helsinki will bring us all down with their degeneracy.
>>77510901
I wasn't talking about the weather, but that's shit too.
Rare few days that you can actually see the sun, mosquitoes everywhere
>>77510472
Do you think that the majority of the Finns genuinely are in favor of accepting the refugees while ignoring the problems they caused, or do you think that most people are against it but too afraid to speak against it? Also are the refugees a problem in where you live?
>>77510767
Pretty much this.
Erase Helsinki from the map, introduce refugees to the traditions of Puukkojunkkari ja Muiluttaja and elect another Kekkonen.
>Nobody's leaving the sauna until the negotiations are done
>>77511300
Those numbers.
>>77511045
nothing new man, it's like clockwork, there's a thread about how great switzerland is and then a couple hours later, same shit with finland.
it's just /pol/ allways been like that
>>77511410
Can we resurrect Mannerheim while we are at it?
>>77511580
zombi mannerheim 2018
>>77500663
>Ni kan läsa detta
>>77500663
Why are Finns such a pathetic people? No history at all, related to a bunch of steppeniggers with no meaningful achievements, there's literally nothing interesting about us as a people. Literally the only thing we have going for us is
>muh blondest population in Europe
>muh PISA memes
>muh depigmented snowniggers
Please nuke this pathetic excuse of a country already
>>77511222
People are definitely against it, but since most people haven't been directly affected by it, not enough people seem to care to protest about it. They still get their beer, tv, and the sauna is still running so all is well for them.
I see small groups of them just sit around town all day here. They are loud, annoying, and smell like shit. Everyone just walks past them and doesn't get too close.
I haven't heard about crimes here where I live but there has been plenty all around Finland.
I don't know how they get to town every day since fortunately they put the place where they live in the middle of nowhere about 5km away from the town.
>>77511478
Yeah, i've been to switzerland though. Like Finland, but with more mountains. Pretty beautiful place desu.
>>77511778
Gå sycka svart kuk du HOMOPETER
>>77511823
Most finn thing ever is to hate finns
>>77511823
Might not be the greatest, but at least we have glorious mämmi.
>>77509181
Moras are like single-use knives, you don't sharpen them. You can beat them and fuck them up and don't care cause they're cheap as fuck and you'll just another one. They're just like IKEA furniture, so it's no wonder its a swedish knife.
>>77512300
Finnish food is truly the greatest thing about our country. No one else can compare to this!
>>77507196
How do finns feel about strong white males marrying one of their women? Are there passport chasers there?
>>77512644
We have this pussy looking bread :D
It actually tastes pretty good
>>77510353
Das it, mayne.
I just remembered that my mökki was a crime scene a few years ago. Apparently two brothers were fighting there, when one of them lost their nerve and stabbed his brother to death with a rusted mora that I'd forgotten on a table outside.
Lucky for me, the police didn't blame me for anything.
>>77512771
The Finnish passport is the best in the world to have. Gets you into more countries visa-free than any other country.
I don't understand, how did Finnalnd happen? They are basically Koreans who live between Nords and Slavs.
Also, what is this meme that Hungarians and Finns are the same? Are Hungarians also Asians?
>>77512644
what the fuck is this
>>77510370
Okay that's it, who owns this fucking dog!?! I've seen him balance a bunch of things on his head and while it is funny at first, it has to be animal cruelty at this point!
>>77512771
Oh you fucking bet there are.
Everyone, women especially want out of this shithole
hello friends!
>tfw no asian gf
I have arrived to post suomi images!
>>77512000
Sounds like people will only oppose to it when shit gets real on them and that would probably be too late. I hope majority people of Finland realised this, the sooner the better.
Godspeed, Finnish Anon. Thanks for the answer.
>>77512919
Really? Wow. Might consider looking into Possible dual citizenship....
>>77512962
10/10 food
>>77510308
I think centrists (and old centrists) are too dumb to pull any tricks.
:DDD
>>77512992
Damn. Sounds worse than Japan. When I went to Sunrise Land, women would put in really flirty acts and then somehow get around to asking if I had an American passport. Surely Finland cannot be as bad as you say.
fugg :D
>>77512851
That's a pierogi you uncultured swine.
>>77513204
>mustamakkara
>10/10
Cuckold spotted
>>77513137
We could use some of those AK's you have lying around Vladimir.
>>77512962
What does it look like?
>>77512962
Only the best food ever m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts_Lw3qrTfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXSkigN45w
These songs are best to descirbe finnish culture.
Here is the english lyrics for the 1st song:
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/Ukkometso-Ukkometso.html
And for second one:
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/murheellisten-laulujen-maa-land-mournful-songs.html-0
>>77513458
don't you have plates ?
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ MONGOLZ N SHIEEET?
>>77512644
blood sausage mmmmmmmmm
>obligatory
>>77511222
People are against it, but I don't if the general population is downright outraged about it, so some women might be like "oh I'm gonna put own opinions aside and help these folks out". Finns are pretty selfless, so that could happen, but if it turns out they start making alot of trouble, that good-will would dry up pretty fast. People talk about it pretty openly in inner-circles, not that much publicly. We have some pretty frequent "Close the borders!"-rallies around here, and there are way more people supporting them than protesting. I live in a pretty small city though.
The refugees are an eyesore, I ofcourse take notice of every hijab on the street, not so much of Finns, so I can't really make an accurate estimation on ow many of them there are. First instinct would be "too many". I haven't atleast heard of any trouble with them, aside from north-Africans preying on drunken girls coming out of clubs. Guys ofcourse always see that the girls get safely home so there hasn't been incidents. They sometimes start some minor scaffles with SoO, but that's nothing.
>>77513375
>he doesn't know about karjalanpiirakka
>>77513322
Yes, we are completely over run by mudslimes and niggers. There's no hope left.
>>77513590
pede
>>77509573
The IQ is brought down by niggers and spics
>>77500992
>implying finns want anything to do with filthy estonians
>>77513712
What the fuck. Sounds like another northern European nation fallien victim to the EU. All those poor finnish senoritas..... you guys aren't as cucked as Sweden though, right?
>>77513556
first this
>>77513458
then, this looks like shit put on someones period
fuck
>>77513011
>>77513971
It's weird I brought these two pics to /pol/ and you saved them with the filenames I used.
>almost july
>summer soon over
time to undust the suicide plans, lads
>>77514125
We aren't too far behind.
I don't understand, how is it possible a population of roughly 5 million people can have this big of an impact on the internet and in like every /pol/ or /int/ thread there is some Finland shitposter.
Is it meme magic or what the fuck?
Also, Spurdo is the best maymay
>People don't know of mämmi, salmiakki and verilätty
>>77514125
We have recently got 2015-today 30-40k of these rapefugees if i remember right
>>77514086
>>77514219
filenames courtesy of 4chanX m8
>>77514204
Finnish memes are best memes.
>tfw your country create the shitties meme ever
>>77514138
needs more Aaro Pajari
>>77514317
I agree.
>>77514295
Fuck. I wanted to visit at some point to cross it off my map. I don't know anymore.
>>77513706
The Arabification of Sweden is reaching dangerous levels
>>77514317
Its amazing right :D
>>77514439
SAVE MEEEEEE
>>77514361
>Karelians
>dead
wat
>>77514360
That's a lot. Is there any government party that's willing to stop it? Have they gained traction?
>>77514361
Livonians and Votians deserved to die out.
Mordvians DID NOT.
>>77514317
Because unlike most countries, there's absolutely fucking nothing to do other than suicide, so internet dwelling it is.
Obligatory soini
>>77514615
idk m8 I just save them
>>77514317
You should know by now that all finns are shitposters and closet weebs
>>77500663
i prefer russia. nizhny novgorod is one of the greatest cities ive ever been in.
>ywn be a Jonne
>>77514152
Kek, it's bloodsausage and cranberry jam
>>77514598
Finnbro, pls. You're scaring me.
>Typical finnish male
>>77514317
4chan has always been disproportionately Finnish.
>>77514645
Fucking "food helber frog". Shittiest meme Ylilauta has ever created and only exist because some fucking autist spammed it for months every day until others picked it up
>ywn get to choose between ES and Megaforce
>>77514317
It really is.
>>77510965
so you're not the china of memes
>>77514863
>typical swedish male
I like the finnish more, what about you?
>>77514940
The world need more Finns and SAKO rifles.
>>77514317
Go hels benders :DD baka nii-chan.
Dear Finland, I am happy.
I have 2 daugthers and both of them have finnish boyfriends (for 3 years now), which goes well together with my northen swedish traditions. One pair is getting married in 3 months, waiting their frist child.
Thank you for saving them from sandniggers, thank you.
Probably.
>>77506330
Albania might as well be in the middle east desu
>>77504302
Best Korea, I like your flag the most.
>>77515140
>imblying they wont get rabed before :DDD
>filename
>>77500663
i got no problem with fins but they are led by some far left idiots. its so bad young people tried to flee to poland and claim political asylum.
this pic is real. it was up on a billboard in in finland. a elected official invited rapefugees into his home and they raped his niece
>>77515140
>I have 2 daugthers and both of them have finnish boyfriends
Lol, when they same they are somalialainen it means they are somalis, not finns.
>>77515140
jokes on you, bottom pic is not a storm!
>>77501024
Since when has Finland been an island?
>>77515225
Estonia has best flag
>>77515321
Atleast 4 retarded, what company was this? Granadery/Drivers?
>>77515321
They look like my platoon. Thank fuck I could delegate everything to my worthless NCOs while I slept or ate donuts
t. God tier officer
>>77500663
FINNS CONFIRMED FOR BATTLE theRAPISTS
>>77515321
>not "Finnish Special Forces.jpg"
You had one job
>>77501806
Haha that shit died of AIDS in '91 faggot.
>>77515515
idk...I just save things
Since we're on the topic of Finland, what do you guys think of siviilipalvelus?
I can tell you that Lapinjärvi is a pretty neat place and you get to play billiards instead of looking at gonakuskis play, noone is interested in hockey, they have a bloody jukebox with creepy clown music and you get to sleep on a familiar punkka with all the pron drawn on it. And the best thing is that you don't need to make a fucking pinkka.
>>77515321
Well here we have our mine stomper squad good luck
>>77515333
Actually we are led by some wannabee-jewish idiots, we would be Sweden 2 if they cared about abolisment of finnish identity (like leftists do) as much as they care about money.
>>77506330
Albania belongs in the middle east. Not so far off.
>>77515653
bro that's how I found it ok
>>77515692
Yeah thats a good one, had it on my old phone
>>77500992
Fuck off ivan, our cultures are too different to unite
>>77515746
B8
>back to cuckkit
>>77515925
Everyone loves laulupidu and cheap alcohol and hates Narva.
>>77514223
>time to undust the suicide plans, lads
>Implying I put them away to begin with
>>77515746
I don't know, I'll finish Uni in 2 years so after that I have to see if we are part of NATO, EU 2: The Electric Bogaloo or some other satanic institution. If we are I'm not going to die for some globalist kikes.
>>77502520
well done Sir Slav.
>>77515692
This one is 10/10
>>77515746
Worthless fat neets who wank to traps take C-babbers
People who lack the courage to get C's, or want to do their duty without army stuff go to Sivari. Its fine I guess, and honestly better than running 5.5months in a forest complaining.
Full service in the army is of course the best choice, especially if you get truck driver licenses or officer rank from there
>>77514701
So much this.
>>77516196
C papers aren't always a joke tho
>>77516039
Thats circle on the top of that hat just brings up so many memories
>>77515977
The edit is funny but good God that fucking tranny comic is such a blowhard.
Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan!
>>77506330
There are a lot of US schools that do not teach geography anymore. Luckily I went to one that did so I can name just about every country but some of the worthless trash "countries" in Africa.
Not only that but American posters make up the majority of posts on this board and the majority of the internet in general. Just about all of our population uses internet with even the ghetto niggers using Facebook and other crap. With this many people you will find a lot of idiots.
no one making pontikka this summer
>>77515746
I was an officer and I always got the people below me to do the "chores", like making my bed and shit. I was never reprimanded for that either, even though you're technically supposed to do that shit yourself.
>>77516196
>C-babers ironically
Nigger what? If you ever want to own firearms and not go to army C isn't an option. Civil service, even though you probably have to live with fatties, fags and other scum for some time, is a small sacrifice to keep your rights to bear killing arms.
sometimes I suspect the Finnish "language" is really an elaborate troll
>ES drinking master race
>>77516810
You in this pic?
>>77515472
REMOVE THIS
TOO ACCURATE FOR 4CHAN
>>77517041
Kind of what I thought the first time I read it.
>>77510260
What's her first name? :D I live in the same town.
>>77510334
Vittu kun AMD lämmittää koko kämpän saharaks :D
>>77516810
Based
regards >>77515583
>>77502520
Based russki
ok I'll stop dumping and let you nice folks have your suomi thread back
>>77517041
Pidän suomenkielestä.
>>77516196
I'd rather spend a full year doing a job that helps the community than spend 5.5 months in a tupa filled with vemppa scum.
But yeah, things like the truck license is a pretty good deal. Getting a C1 as a medic is a pretty good deal, as well.
>>77515515
>Granadery
Ey fuck off mang :DD
Tulikomentoja vittu
>>77512923
Wizard did it with ancient meme magick.
>>77517183
Katri. Has a sister named Marju.
>>77502520
Based Ivan.
>>77510260
>>77517183
O fug, who else /Järvenpää/ here?
>>77517272
Vittu sulla on burgeri vikaa päässä.
>>77500663
>1 post by this ID
Beware of the shills
>>77512923
Ancient meme powers have created this land.
Seriously people here used to worship elves and shit until we got CRUSADED
>>77513753
Cuck go bac to helsingstan. Ime moslemite munni ja võtta nendelt suhu sa paks neckbeard. Pista oma kelder põlema ja söö mesilasi
>>77517592
Which district? Kartanonseutu here
>>77515472
Then why don't you just talk to a girl. Get social. Can finns not into society?
>>77517639
...... elves?
>>77517661
:DDDD
KÄÄBIK :DDDD
>>77517706
>Finn
>Social
Pick one.
>>77517597
Kerro terveisia Timo:ille minulta.
>>77517906
Not even a hello? At all?
>>77518001
>Finns
>smalltalk
How new are you?
>>77517826
Tree gods and shit, also believed that every household was blessed by elf gnomes and would require some food/the last steams from the sauna to keep them happy.
>>77518001
No. Not at all.
Kind of why I really don't like it here. I wanna go somewhere else and meet people, make friends. that's kind of impossible to do here.
>>77518106
No I just can't wrap my head around an entire people not being social to that extent. How the fuck do you guys function? No wonder you guys are depressed as all hell. I can't walk a block down the street here without someone saying hi or asking how I'm doing.
>>77517955
Fingolians speaking is the definition of "Autism speaks, it is time to listen".
> not the first man 14 years
> cousins cottage in Sipoo
> cousins 14v and 16v, both tytyjä, both really nice and beautiful
> lie all day talking nice, walking, mushroom, etc.
> give yourself a good impression (I guess?)
> night bath
> nakedness natural thing, but a mixed sauna
> penis already transferred the idea of cousins with the naked presence of light standby mode (does not show erection size, but came briskly more)
> saunokaa really hard, and go to the ocean for a swim in the nude
> circulate with the cousins suggestive glances and smiles but no one said anything yet
> both my cousins' parents get enough of massacres and go get some wine and ignite the grill
> I and my two incredible cousins in the sauna naked next to each other
> this point kovettumakontrolli betrayed and heppini horror began to comment on the fact that the cousins were 5/5
> embarrassed and tried to cover up
> cousins tirskuivat little but say that it does nothing, begin to present their own anatomical erikoisuuksiaan
> "you want to apply to my tisseihin"
> Susanna seal of approval and move your hand towards the tits
> "mut even tell I sit apply sun egg?"
> fsst tight place, do not really know what to answer
> father suddenly appears in the sauna
> here on is now a state of emergency, a cousin of the girls menkääs fuck out of here
> cousin of the girls leave and the father of shit on the stove semikiinteät tarts
> twist you lie down on your stomach benches
> "shit on your back now, boy"
> okay, Dad
> ejektoituu shit on your back
> Dad rubs it against your back and asks "do you like the boy do you like"
> if no kidding talking about so I would not terrifically
> "I'm not cold, I thought you'd like Sä"
> never spoken with the father paskaepisodista
>>77518000
Nice numbers.
If it helps, I own the "updated" version as well, which I fly on iseseisvuspäev and taasiseseisvumispäev.
Never forget Jalaväerügement 200! Tänan Sind väga!
>>77518320
Yeah no, if that happened here every alarm bell in my head would be going off.
>>77518265
So I take it people give an outgoing American really weird looks?
>>77518320
What the fuck is the big deal? People here respect each others private space and don't pester them with worthless garbage.
You can easily interact with people in hobbies, bars, work, whatever. Those couple of anons are just autistic or whatever.
People just don't bother each passersby, and that is the best part about this country.
>>77518320
Relationships are formed through accidents. Usually copious amounts of alcohol is involved.
I'm quite surprised myself that we're still here. Alcohol is some pretty powerful stuff.
>>77516048
t.Justin Petrone
>>77517122
Panssarijääkäreitä. I was one of the machinegun men. Not in this pic tho
>>77518320
I barely do that shit even with my proper friends. "Moi" or "moro" basically is all they get from me before I'm high or drunk, maybe then I get intrested in their daily lifes.
>>77518554
If you want to make a Finnish friend, randomly stab a Russian in the knee. If the Finn laughs, he is your friend for life.
>>77502520
Go home Russia, you're drunk again.
>>77518554
I think people would moslty understand that you are from a different culture. People will bail out of the convo though as soon as politely possible.
>>77517835
Hobbit in eesti is kääbik. I fail to see the joke
>>77518891
Oho! Tota noin.. Eihän se vaa ollu' sun ajokoira?
Never forget the Finno-Korean Hyper War
>>77518641
"Yesterday marked 21 years since I arrived in Finland."
"Did you celebrate with a beer and a sausage?"
"No. I've become Finnish. I told no one. I sat in the dark in silence and thought about herrings."
"That's the spirit."
>>77518993
are eestis as autistic as finns?
>>77518001
>Finns are the ultimate quiet types. Some would go even as far as say they are autistic
>'Talking is silver, silence is gold' is a Finnish maxim. Being competetive, they will aim for the gold.
>Comsidering the nations uncommunicativeness, it seems surprising that mobile phones have become so popular: 98% of the Finns own at least one.
>The Finnish economy with words has also been noted in the foreign media. Former Formula 1 champion, Mika Häkkinen, became famous for his monosyllabic answers to lengthy questions posed by international journalists.
>At least the journalists got a response from him; not all Finnish drivers have been so verbose.
>When you compare the Finns with other nations, it may seem that they are all introverts. However, this is not the case.
>There is a simple test which gives away an extrovert Finn: when they are talking to you, they look at your feet instead of their own.
>>77500663
No. There's nothing interesting here, nothing to do here. Just stay away and leave us alone.
>>77518441
Godspeed you burger.
Ja tänan sullegi.
>>77518436
What did he mean by this?
>>77518993
Like kääpiö?
>>77519190
No they're more autistic
>>77518891
This.
They'll try to make small-talk, but it'll be awkward for them cause they are not used to it. They'll be looking for a way to escape the situation.
Unless they're drunk ofcourse. Being drunk changes everything. Unless they're angrydrunk, then they'll just fight you.
>>77518743
>>77518641
>>77518632
>>77518726
And when the alcohol wears off? Idk man. It feels like people are islands in Finland. You get to visit for a while, but it's not your island and it's back to business. Is there really no lasting camaraderie?
>>77518441
Jalaväerügement 200 oli MVP. Sinimägede solders were just as great. Look that battle up on wiki, ruskis lost with 1:16 ratio lmao
>>77519284
that's impressive
>>77519374
That's the spirit
>>77519179
That's the Finnish way.
>>77519193
Well that pretty much answers my questions about daily communication in Finnish society. Damn.
>Finnish grandfather nearly drowned as a child but a farmhand saved him
>The farmhand later dies fighting in the winter war
Thank you based farmhand for saving my grandfather.
>>77519313
Sakke and Ville are sitting in a cottage in the middle of nowhere. They've been drinking for three days straight and they finally run out of booze.
Sakke says to his mate "Hey, go and look in the tool shed and see if there's anything to drink there."
Ville comes back with a bottle of methanol, and says "We could drink this, but we'd go blind."
Sakke looks slowly around the cottage and out the window, and says "I think I've seen enough."
>>77519190
No. Russian and german blood makes us more social then finns, but we are till more unsocial the west EU
>>77519621
Help me
>>77519621
Nobody wants to fucking talk to you. You obnoxius burgercunt. Stop asking so many retarded questions
>>77519693
Based
>>77519313
>Is there really no lasting camaraderie
There is, but it just isn't the same way as it might be in America. You also have to remember that there are also are more out going finns as well but most of us are quiet.
>>77519747
oh im laffin
>>77519193
"Talking is silver, quiet being gold " exists here too "Rääkimine hõbe, vaikimine kuld"
>>77519839
Rude
>>77519621
Mika and Peppe hadn't seen each other for ages, so they decided to get together for "one" beer. At the end of the first pint Peppe says
"How have you been?" Mika just grunts in reply.
At the end of the second pint Peppe asks
"So how's your family?" Again, Mika just grunts in reply.
After three pints Peppe asks "How's work going?"
Mika turns and shouts "Perkele! Did we come here to talk or drink?!"
>>77519313
When the alcohol wears off, that's the moment of truth. Do you like just grunt at each other and accept you're in a relationship now, or do you hastily leave the house without making a word.
>>77515096
Is Tikka enough?
>>77519493
One day hõimuvend, one day
>>77520232
I'll take a Tikka, too. Buy SAKO is my first love.
________
A young female reporter from a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article about Finnish soldiers returning from the Winter War. Interviewing one infantry-man, Jussi, she asked "When you came home, when the war was over, what was the first thing you did?"
"I screwed my wife," Jussi replied bluntly.
The journalist went red, and tried to change the subject. "After that, I mean. What did you do after that?"
"I screwed her again," he answered.
The journalist turned an even darker shade of red. "Other than that! Uh - what did you do when you were finished with all that?"
"I took off my skis and had a beer."
>>77520390
Top kek
>>77519975
>"Talking is silver, quiet being gold " exists here too "Rääkimine hõbe, vaikimine kuld"
This is why I love Estonian.
"Rääkimine" in Finnish means basically to like.. hoarsely shout.. like Hillary does in her speeches
Thread about to die, it's been fun, lads.
>>77520706
Dont forget about Kull ja Raiskamine lmao
>>77520832
save me
>>77517280
The point of the whole service is to produce security and civil service doesn't do that. That's a waste of money, if anything.
>>77520973
Rakastan sinua!
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>>77520706
pic related is my fave
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