Go to a bar or club see a 47 year old. Is this sad? Cool? Whatever?
http://nypost.com/2016/06/16/im-47-and-my-love-life-is-better-than-ever/
>SOMEONE MARRY ME PLEASE!!!!
>>77496401
It's a fun night and awkward morning when you're trying to leave and the bitch is crying because she's alone.
It's patently "whatever"
I'd fuck her, but who cares? Literally millions of slags like her all around the world looking for dick.
>>77496401
Chances are she is a one night stand and doesn't give blowjobs.
Women like her just lay there while you are fucking them, trying to ignore the cats pawing at your ballsack.
I see no problem
>>77496493
>>77496578
>>77496660
>>77496701
All of the above.
>>77496401
If you think I'm going to read that garbage you are kidding yourself.
>>77496401
i wouldn't touch a woman over 35, even with a 10 foot pole
>>77496493
>SOMEONEMARRY ME PLEASE!!!!
>Um, excuse me, you have to be at least 6'3 and make $100,000 a year :)
free pussy
>>77496701
>cats pawing at your ballsack
everytime
>>77496401
Jesus, look at those eyes. There's hardly any light left in them. So filled with anxiety and despair.
>>77496876
this man knows
>>77496701
not sure what cougars you have been with but i have had the exact inverse experience (except the blow job thing that seems true). the two i have had knew exactly what they wanted and just went for it. I can think of at least three encounters with one of them where i was just kind of laying there.
cougars are pretty fucking sweet and don't keep you out all night hoping to get laid.
Definitely sad. That's almost the half century mark.
A few generations ago most women were grandmothers at her age.
>>77496876
I doubt any woman would fuck with you. You wont pay debts how are you supposed to pay for dinner
>>77496401
>>77496886
>>77497048
this familia
Honestly, this article is weird. It's celebrating how big of a whore she is. 20+ years riding random dicks. Congrats
>>77496401
It's sad and pathetic.
>>77496401
I'd probably be too nervous to bang someone more than a few years older than me. Or just be nervous enough that I wouldn't perform well in bed.
>>77497235
not sure if troll, an omega male, or a triggered roastie
into the trash it goes
>>77496401
Damage control. This is the future for most girls whether they like it or not. Best to put a good spin on it.
>>77497162
Great grandmothers.
>>77496401
Do that it's like search for food in a trash bin when you don't need to do it.
Also, look at the face of the woman in that pic, she's about to explode.
>>77496701
Jesus Christ dude, are you me?
She should watch that Stefan Molyneux video where that middle aged woman calls in and explains how shitty her life is now that she wasted her youth with one night stands and not having kids.
It's sad how much of this projection and self-illusion women suffer from is tied to biology. You're born with X number of eggs and your entire endocrine system is built around preparing these monthly egg-payloads along hormones slamming your subconcious with subliminal messages and urges, and when you run out of eggs that's it. Your body gives up and goes on maintenance-mode(if you're lucky) and you bones just start dissolving and you hope your wiring doesn't fall apart and hot flash you randomly 24/7. Guys are just built for the long haul, strange considering we're not the "default gender" re:chromosomes.
This nonsense only dies out once we have advanced gene-therapy far enough that we can edit out some of these design flaws, but women won't leave us the fuck alone long enough to make the damn breakthroughs to fix things. FUCK!
>>77496401
>I’ve never settled for a lesser love, and the man I end up with will know I’ve waited for him. Until then, I’m confidently single and happy in my 40s.
>>77497475
seriously though, pay debnts
>>77497465
Having been with a 47 year old woman, I can assure you it won't matter. If you get over the looks she'll do shit that will make you powerless.
But that is an aside. >>77497640 is the real point. There will be far too many women like this in the near future, so the attempt is to normalize it now, and deflect as much about how these women are not breeders as possible. "love life is better than ever". That's great, missy, but the issue isn't all about you. It's about the next generations.
>>77496401
If you never fucked a woman in her 40's while you were in your early 20's you're missing out on a core life experience.
>>77496401
The smile says "I'm happy" but the dark circles around her eyes say "I cry myself to sleep most of the week."
>>77498091
mine was only a 6/10 but I agree, it was a pretty big experience boost in dating young women.
>>77496401
>Cummy in mummies tummy
>>77497928
>ive waited for him
>in the meantime ive been riding a new dick every week
>>77496401
I would be lying if I said I wouldn't
>>77496701
>>77497035
>>77497820
But, seriously, what is the deal with cats and touching my sack? Do any of us know?
>>77498317
I'd pee in her butt
>>77498339
on the flip side:
>I've been riding a new dick every week and totally happy
>I still long for and deserve Mr. Right
>Scorning someone because of their relationship choices
You all sound like filthy saracens who need to be Crusaded back to your sand land.
>>77496401
Imagine her roastie
>Eat me out, anon
I rather fuck a anime pillow
>>77498174
was listening to the Joe Rogan podcast w/Gavin McInness, co-founer of Vice, and he said of Jezebel that one of his former friends, who became a writer at Jezebel, confided in him that one of the females in charge of the whole site would cry herself to sleep at night and "woe is me" at the office about not having a man, meanwhile running a site that tricks dumb women into following into her "STRONK WOMYN DONT NEED NO MAN" narrative.
>>77498619
cuck
>>77496401
I'd nail her
>>77496401
I have a MILF fetish and I'm probably not the only guy out there, so Stacy "hitting the wall" is probably largely a myth; there will always been plenty of thirsty young guys out there even when women hit their 40s and 50s.
A love life and a sex life are two different things. Pretty much any woman can have a good sex life.
>>77496401
I'd make her scared to bar hop at that age.
I would invite her over and tell her I'm really into bondage, so I'd tie her to the bed. Then, I would force feed her food / laxative until shes almost ready to puke. From there, I'd prop her up and have her make an ass explosion all over my face.
Once she's finally empty, I would use some shit from my face as lube to fuck her asshole until she prolapses. Guarantee she'll stay home next time.
>>77496401
Newsflash: it's extremely easy for women to get laid.
>going to bars
Hey, bartender. Give me a whiskey sour. What? It's $15? Jesus, just give me draft; yeah, pale ale is cool. What, $10? All right, here you go, but a six pack of this stuff costs 6 dollars. Oh? Tip? Okay, I'm out of cash, is there an ATM here?
Pissing your money away.
>>77496401
>lusting after infertility
Pass.
>>77498767
Kek
>>77496401
I'd fuck her
I recently fucked a woman like this. She came into the bar in a little black dress and immediately sat next to me and started throwing out INOD ( in need of dick) signals. Literally licking her upper lip and shit.
We went back to her apartment, that would be awesome if not for the broken hopes and dreams infesting it.
I am fully in the degenerate swing of things at this point so I rip down that dress and immediately realize how badly I fucked up. All the skin mid thigh up to the rib cage is a fucking disasterpiece, being as drunk as I was I simply pulled the dress back up and hit that elephant skin rug from behind.
Never going to Fuck a woman over 35 again.
>mfw ubering home
>>77498767
Look at this edgefag...
Also, I haven't used /b/ in years so can't tell if this is pasta.
>>77498767
detailed but unrealistic. I give you points for creativity and attempting to break taboos
4/10
>>77496401
Sad but who cares. It's either that or be a single/divorced mom for the vast majority of hags. Hypergamy and the 80/20 rule ruined the game for them as well.
>>77496401
If she's a successful business woman who happens to be unmarried, then I suppose it's fine because she's earned her right to sleep around. Otherwise, she's a skank.
>>77498386
When you're plowing, your ballsack dangles. Cats like to play with dangling thinks. Just tape your balls.
>>77499030
Not edgy, only a quality dicking my friend.
>>77497048
As soulless and full of hate as nigger eyes
>>77496886
6ft 5 check
100K a yr.- well fuck
Women
>18-26 nice fuck
>27-34 disgusting hipster feminist bitches
>35-50 nice fuck
Is my analysis correct?
>>77498917
>hungry for danger and 18 years of child support
first is lust for anything female
then is lust for nubile female
finally is lust for barren but looks nubile female
you should definitely spread your genes to the point that you can sustain them without punishment, but then you have to deal with safely emptying your magazine regularly.
>>77496401
sage
>>77499406
100% accurate
>>77499205
>not farting on an enemy feline approaching
fake man detected
>>77496401
>love
>>77499406
The feminist bitches start at 15 now
>>77496401
I'd dig out her roastie on a whim
>>77499439
>not using condom
Do you want aids or something?
Both the milfs I fucked had awful smelling pussies
It was a phase...I'll never go back unless I get a chance with an absolute bombshell
>>77499406
18-20 good
21-32 bad
33-40 good
tfw 25 yrs old and found husband and locked in comfy living
>>77499406
>old enough to bleed - 25 = alpha
>25-35 = beta
>over 35 = omega
>>77496401
I have an aunt like that. Divorced from a great husband, left a truly good home to catch up on fun times. It's fun for a while, but one thing that likes to play catch up as well is time. She's now one year away from 50 and looks every year, while stuffed into clothing too young and too tight. All the good guys her age are taken, all the good guys younger can do better. This woman still looks good for now but if she doesn't find someone soon, she will not have a happy end.
>>77496876
I would touch a women over 35, even with a harpoon
>>77499406
More like:
>18-26 shitloads of stupid sluts playing petty mind games with a few decent girls here and there (snatch them up before they are married)
>27-34 desperate single career oriented ladies, divorcees looking for beta bux, single mothers, etc
>35-50 single mothers that will do anything for betabux or even attention from a Chad and wealthy older cougars looking for a trophy husband/boy toy
>>77496401
>easy bit of hole
>>77496401
Op here. True story
>pick up cougar at local bar
>spend the night after we bang
>wake up to her making me breakfast in bed
>then, for the next few hours she proceeds to play "fantasy" with me and pretends we are a married couple
>uses baby doll as our newborn, talks about how happy she is, how she can't wait for Christmas this year. Then told me the great news that she was pregnant with our baby, even showed me a sonogram.
>I went along with it because I was afraid she'd cry rape or abuse if I didn't because the bitch is obviously crazy.
>after finally leaving I will never pick up a 40+ woman again. (I'm 26)
If you didnt pick up classy 40+ year old drunk bar sluts at your local afterwork bar as a young stud you're probably just a fatass beta. Easiest fucking thing in the world to get laid in those places.
>>77497235
>>77496401
You know bars already have many people of that age group who frequent them?
Clubs, it depends what types.
>good clubs
Fine
>shitty clubs for tryhards and teenagers
Embarrassing
>>77499406
>Women
>>15-20 nice fuck
>>21-34 disgusting hipster feminist bitches
>>35-50 nice fuck and good conversation
>>77496401
>47
>milf
>No husband
>No family
>Cock socket
Hell yeah girl,you doing good.
If a woman is not married by 25 and preparing herself to have a family she is fucking trash.
>>77498813
>$10
Anon..I agree with your point, but it's more like $5
It's just sad. Women of that age should have teenage children.
>>77496401
Its good for 18 yr olds, having a mature lady at hand to rinse really helps you get your technique down.
>>77500364
>It's just sad. Women of that age should have teenage children.
They should be grandmothers.
That is how it is here.
Older women need loving too, and they have money.
A woman bragging about how often she gets laid is like a man bragging about how much porn he watches.
>>77496401
>Go to a bar or club see a 47 year old. Is this sad? Cool? Whatever?
Personally, I will stick my dig on any warm hole I can, no exceptions or fucks given.
Heck, I would probrably cum inside her too, not like she has any eggs left, even if she does im just going to do it anyway and make her bear my baby, Not like im going to register the kid under my name or anything like that.
I follow that same protocol when fucking any women I can, no matter the age or race. I will just fill her up with my seed and pretend the child is not mine, no fucks given at all.
>>77500730
Kek
>>77498386
The root of the problem is that there's an animal in the room during intercourse. That's your problem right there.
>>77500870
Is it true most brazilian men are bisexual?
>>77496401
that must be photoshopped as fuck (even though she must bust her ass on the gym), cause 31yos are looking like that nowadays
>tfw banged a mid 40s milf in ac and made 300 bucks at the tables last weekend in trump taj
>>77499720
>2016
>not having a monogamous relationship so you don't need condoms
>>77501064
>Is it true most brazilian men are bisexual?
No, it is true that we kill faggots on the streets at night.
No, seriously, this is considered the most violent country against homosexuals in the Americas, we only lose to african shitholes in that regard.
>>77499987
>larping a family with a doll
scary shit mang
>>77499577
As if.
You're obviously supposed to roll over and cockslap the cat out of the room and then close the door.
>>77496578
That's when you clog the toilet before she wakes up, so she has more pressing matters to distract her, allowing you time to escape.
>Inb4 ruthless
>>77499011
Alot of 40+ year old women have utterly disgusting bellies these days. Like, their bellyfat looks like their guts are about to burst out. Even if the rest of their body is 10/10.
I really wonder what the reason for that is.
If you bang cougars you're gonna learn the hard way to cover their bellyfat, total boner kill
>>77496401
That posture
> my back!
>>77501339
It was bro. I just went along with it because I was so scared if I tried leaving early shed call the police & scream rape or say I hit her or something
>>77499987
What the fuck
>>77501685
Yeah bro I live in LA crazy bitches here. After that scare I refuse to fuck a woman over 30
>>77496401
I live in Alaska so it's normal but only because so many depressed alcoholics up here.
If I was 40 spending my time in bars while my peers were building families I don't think I'd be proud. Miserable women love to make their lives seem fun and exciting like the single mom's who pretend it's the best shit ever kek.
My sisters husband is divorcing her (hes decided hes gay kek) and she says it's liberating and exciting to be a single woman in her 30s but all of her friends are married and having kids and she's alone spending her time at bars and posting about how awesome it is on facebook.
She won't let me being my gf over to her place because it makes her jealous. She also calls me crying because she gets used by ugly dudes on plenty of fish. I love my sister but being single is fucking awful and lonely and know amount of bullshit fb posts will trick people into thinking it's fun. Dudes on here do the same shit when they act like relationships add awful, they aren't. Being single is awful.
>>77501912
>Being single is awful.
Once you resign yourself to it, you can deal.
>>77496876
You dumb goys have no idea what you're missing. I wouldn't seriously date anyone over 24 (im 28), but fucking? God damn. Best fucks I've ever had were women in their 30's.
>horny as fuck
>will let you do literally anything
>squirters
>like it dirty
>will cook you food after you bust up their ass
Shieeet good times.
>>77502219
You sound like a nigger. I am jelly of the big titted jew sluts you guys have over there
>>77501848
What the fuck
I fucked a 30 year old milf and all she did was suck my dick then leave to go take care of her kids
> 50 year milf post on craiglist about wanting to be fucked
>she stops talking to me after I mentioned my age
What went wrong?
>>77496401
>implying you wouldn't.
>>77501302
How does Brasil view trannies and guys that bang trannies
Relationships seem so scary, complicated and pointless that I'm glad I've never had one.
I don't understand why the majority of people spend all of their time, money and energy pursuing them.
t. 28 year old virgin
>>77501912
Alaska is nice. I'd like to move there.
>>77502751
Because they are rewarding. Get a hooker for gods sake you ar an embarassment
>>77502219
Nah I've tried it and it was awful.
Friendly warning to everyone:
No matter how good she looks with her clothes on, when she undresses everything will be shaggy and stretched.
Literally NEVER again.
>>77501912
>Being single is awful.
So is being in a lot of relationships.
>>77496401
It's sad that she is lying to herself like that. Then again i fucked a 35 year old who was on a business trip.
>>77502533
>How does Brasil view trannies and guys that bang trannies
Faggots banging faggots, at least that is the general view on the matter.
Personally, I will fuck anything with a warm hole, be it woman, men, tranny, I don't give a shit.
It is not advisable for you to be a fag in public, there is a lot of homophobia and people who will genuinely beat you to death for it.
That said, im the BCOC, so it is kind of my duty to act like a true alpha and fuck everything in my line of sight, the only things I will not fuck are animals, other than that I stick my cock in no questions asked.
>>77498619
your relationships, your lovers are one of the most important decisions in your life
if you frequently choose someone who leaves you, you're fucking up
this isn't a woman who's had 1 or 2, or even 5 bad boyfriends
its a woman who's chosen to ride dick well into her late 40s
>>77502881
>Because they are rewarding.
They certainly don't sound that way
>Get a hooker for gods sake you ar an embarassment
Why?
>>77499936
>>35-50 single mothers that will do anything for betabux or even attention from a Chad and wealthy older cougars looking for a trophy husband/boy toy
Where do I find them
>>77502751
because busting a nut inside a (human live)pussy is like top ten things you can feel in this world.
>>77502219
>>77502397
chubby brunettes and asians are my jam
also hair
I must go on a quest in Toronto to find them
Not sure why women are surprised they can get laid repeatedly with zero effort
Their game has never been sex. A man's game is sex, but theirs is commitment. I bet 90% of of the men she lets hog-slam her porker don't even remember the event, nor her name.
Feminism has convinced women they should play the game men play and hookup as much as possible as a source of validation and it's eating them alive. Any finance savvy anons should invest in dildo and romantic novel companies cause this entire generation of women is roaring towards cat-lady city.
>>77500325
Not in NYC it's not
>>77502897
Was she a greek milf
Story time pls
>>77503395
This.
>>77502976
What does BCOC mean?
>>77503857
>What does BCOC mean?
Big cock on campus.
Im the guy that every women and faggot in campus gossips about and want to suck off. Basically every single guy I ever fucked had a smaller cock than me, and they always go wild when they realize it, every single faggot and woman has a big cock fetish, even if they will deny it when asked about it.
>>77498813
bruh in college towns you can get shitty off your ass for 10 bucks...
>>77496401
>http://nypost.com/2016/06/16/im-47-and-my-love-life-is-better-than-ever/
It's because she lives in a city with a large pool of 20 and 30 something single women who haven't married a doctor or a lawyer and all the single men are cops or cooks and are all getting married. And the few that are single might be divorced and paying palimony.
>>77498386
I guess they think it's a mouse or a game of "follow the bouncing ball."
>>77496401
>How are the new anti-depressants working out for you Melanie?
>Do they interact with the anti-anxiety pills at all?
Every single woman over 40 ever
>>77496401
> "My love life is better than ever!"
>love
>life
>>77502219
I'm so fucking horny all the time that I would literally plow any woman, old, fat, jew, black, anything goes. I just want to bust a nut.
>>77496401
its sad
>single at 47
>love life
just means shes slutting it up with human trash
>>77504637
t. Peaceful refugee
>>77504061
>Basically every single guy I ever fucked had a smaller cock than me,
Sorry l asked
>Back then, my girlfriends and I would analyze our dates for what they meant for the future. Each date was simply a clue as to what could come next. I didn’t enjoy the date for what it was: a couple of hours with a man who, even if I knew early on was not a long-term match, had something to offer me that day. I didn’t know then to appreciate the moments. And that’s why I can’t remember all the bad dates, or the good dates, or the somewhere-in-between dates — I simply hadn’t been truly present for them.
All the fault is on her and I don't think she wants to admit it fully. She should have married the first nice guy she met who could have brought her joy and a family. Instead she waited for the "RIGHT" guy.
>>77504764
stfu slut
>>77504891
>Sorry l asked
Sorry to make you feel unconfortable, I usually keep this kind of stuff to myself unless asked about it.
>>77502850
Do it, best decision I ever made. Takes some getting used to but it's one of the few places where people still mind their own business and value community over government.
Going to bars in your 40s lol?
I'm 29 years old and I drink at home. Fuck bars. You gotta worry about transportation, you gotta worry about faggots starting shit with you, you spend way more money, etc.
>>77505062
not uncomfortable, just disgusted
>whatever though its your life
>>77501064
no, fuck gay people (not literally)
>>77496401
I'd hit it
It alway seems like a good idea when you are drunk, in a poorly lit bar, and she has a pound of makeup on. Then you wake up sober in the bright morning light and see all of her wrinkles, crow's feet, stretch marks, disgusting cellulite belly an thighs, and blasted out beef and cheddar pussy and get get instantly filled with shame and regret. Don't believe the jew media that barren, old maids are desirable.
>>77496401
hey whatever gets her off. it's a free country.
>>77503786
She was a friend of my dad's from his tennis club. She was 42 years old. She got my number from my dad and asked me out. I was like sure ok. We went out she was flirty she started kissing me. Her body looked really good cause she was an athlete her whole life. But despite all that when she undressed her age still showed. She also had a beta provider bf her own age.
Its good if you are into milfs
>>77505567
But they are pretty good in the sack
Younger women are just not pliable enough
The trick is to wait until she's sound asleep and then sneak the fuck out before you sober up or she asks you for a number
>>77501912
Why don't you take advantage of the situation. You know she's vulnerable. You must mount her and fill her tummy with cummy.
>>77505344
>just disgusted
Fair enough. I get disgusted by myself quite often tbqh.
I would like to change, but I can't, I don't know if my testosterone levels are high because of the size of my genitals or something, but I just can't look at a tight ass withoun't getting hard. And when im hard it is fucking maddening!
I wish the pharmaceutical companies would invest in some research on curing this, I wish I could be a morally upstanding straight guy, but as far as I know there is no treatment for this illness that afects me.
Again, Sorry to make you feel disgusted.
>>77499987
>>77503395
Anon you are wise
>>77504772
>sexual emergency
>>77496876
What about a 4 inch pole?
love me some milfs.
>>77502219
This Jew knows what's up.
>talking to cougar, 37 years old, hot body
>invites me to stay over her house
>she takes me out and treats me to dinner
>fuck her all night and in the morning
>she cooks breakfast for me, does my laundry (I was currently travelling), fixes my laptop (she's in IT), proofreads my uni essay, and gives me an unopened bottle of rum for the road
>she even washed my back for me in the shower
>>77496401
I've fuck her without a single complaint. I have a major MILF fetish.
>>77496701
>trying to ignore the cats pawing at your ballsack
>>77506112
>I would like to change, but I can't, I don't know if my testosterone levels are high because of the size of my genitals or something, but I just can't look at a tight ass withoun't getting hard. And when im hard it is fucking maddening!
Don't blame it on anything other than the fact that you are weak, when it comes to self control. Not trying to bait, its just something that you will need to work on
>>77496401
I used to plow a cute 45 year old chick I met at a bar on the regular.
>>77497865
Anyone have a link to this?
>>77498091
>became intensely involved at 20 with the woman I am still with
>never got to fuck brown women or cougars
Probably my biggest regret in life.
>>77506548
>Don't blame it on anything other than the fact that you are weak, when it comes to self control. Not trying to bait, its just something that you will need to work on
Personally, I consider it to be a mental illness, a psychological disturb or something.
Can't really deny that I lack self control, but I believe there is a physiological reason behind it, it is not something I do out of my own desire, I feel like filth after I fuck a guy.
>>77498813
Secret is in the pregame
>down a few with buddies around 7
>get healthy banter going so you're jolly and loud before even going out
>two shots at leaving time, around 10
>buy tall beer that won't taste bad when warm
>get a water with that
>drink the water regularly, but have the beer available to sip
>lock in on a girl and by the time it's bar close/time to leave, your dick works
And no black out nights so you don't have to pray you didn't lose anything.
>>77506397
it was cheaper for her than paying for a man whore. good job cheapo whore.
>>77503084
>Where do I find them
Work--especially at the office.
>>77496876
are you dumb?
easy fuck material
just because you have sex with her doesn't mean that you have to marry her or start a serious relationship.
anyway it is good to know that you don't care about things like sex and focus on more important things like paying your debt
>>77506397
>fixes my laptop
that's fucking hilarious
oldest i slept was with a 36 year old when i was like 19 off of craigslist. good times, but i felt degenerate since she was married and haven't done anything like that since.
>>77506397
Sounds pretty nice
>>77506843
You're just a horny dude. It doesn't make you gay. It doesn't even make you bi.
>>77506858
>>77498813
You guys have it wrong, pregames are good but who drinks 1 fucking beer with water, are you guys poor? just go less often. Recirculate some money to a local establishment while meeting some women.
>>77504154
He has it right
>>77499987
And this is why women need to get knocked up in their 20s.
They go crazy otherwise
>>77507435
He said he fucks guys so...it does make him bi.
>>77507435
>Fuck a dude
>Totes not gay tho bro
is she trying to convince us, or herself?
>>77499987
>Mfw
>>77499987
>>77506703
I couldn't find it on YouTube but the episode is called Instinctual Vag!na Management
>>77506401
You want to have sex with your mother, or women that remind you of your mother. You need mental help.
>>77499987
huh
>>77496401
Meh
I'd hit it.
>>77507638
If the balls don't touch, it's all good mang
>>77496401
>going to a bar just to get laid
>sleeping with multiple men
Can somebody tell me what's attractive about this or why would this whole thing be more interesting than me taking a shit?
>talking about sex life in public
Totally degenerate and underage.
>>77501553
I woukd feel really awkward cloggin the toilet
>>77507917
>>77506703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ta67ZUqoMU
this might be part of it?
>>77505473
who is this?
>>77507435
>You're just a horny dude. It doesn't make you gay. It doesn't even make you bi.
The fact I fuck all the women I meet and every now and then some boipussy kind of means im bi, by it's very definition.
Im not doing it because I want to, I get horny as shit and fuck the first person willing to fuck me, ocasionally that happens to be a guy...
This is pretty gay, you just can't deny that. Even though I do not like it and feel like literal shit afterwards, this does not change the fact I did what I did.
>>77507917
The balls do touch mate.
>>77496401
>Melanie Notkin is the author of “Otherhood: Modern Women Finding a New Kind of Happiness”
Its literally, "look how fabulous my life is in my 40s!, if your life isnt this fabulous, buy my book!"
>>77506703
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0XVgioi29I
>>77496701
HM2?
>>77508082
no idea
>>77499987
Glad you got out of there safely anon. No one should have to go through that horror.
>>77507630
>>77507638
He's straight because he doesn't like it. What he's doing is kinda like a reflex. Now if he liked it, he'd be bisexual.
>>77508093
If you liked the sex or developed feelings for those boys, that would be a different story. You're just a horny dude, bro. As you age and your testosterone decreases, you will revert back to normal levels.
I work with these women. If you ever have a problem with them. Point out signs of them subtling aging or that boat to have kids passed. Never believe the crap she doesn't want children. All women want food, it's literally up there instinctual like wanting food.
>>77499987
>>uses baby doll as our newborn, talks about how happy she is, how she can't wait for Christmas this year. Then told me the great news that she was pregnant with our baby,
Probably fiction but it still got me. Fucking hell m8.
>>77508488
He does like it, he is just ashamed after
Hes a closet homo
>>77508488
>Greek telling others it's totally not gay
It's like pottery.
>>77508488
brazil takes it much better than you to be poopoo plumber
>>77498091
Lost my virginity to a 38 year old cougar skank when I was 16. I must have been the first guy to go down on her in years because she flipped out with how much she was into it.
>she begged me to squeeze her nipples as hard as I could
>she almost popped my head like a grape with how hard she squeezed her thighs around my head
>tfw I was a beta high school loser at the time, and none of my bros believed me
I picked up a cougar like this… When she took off her long sleeve i could see how wrinkly and droopy her skin was… I actually bailed on her before it went any further.
Women just get kind of gross after a certain point…. their face can look OK in a certain light with strategically applied make-up… but the body just goes to hell.
Maybe some people are into that, but I just can't do it. Once the youth is gone, it's gone forever.
Luckily, men have it a bit better… making good money can generate sexappeal no matter how gross you are.
So shes a slut. Shes basically saying she likes taking dick all day everyday in hopes it will fill the empty void of her shitty hollow life of not having kids and a husband. Pathetic
>>77499987
This is probably exaggerated but childlessness is going to fuck up probably millions of women in the coming generation.
>>77496401
Bar is fine. Club is fucked. I'm 24 and I'm getting too old for clubs.
>>77508093
You sound like you may be a sex addict.
>>77508603
>He does like it
But he literally said he didn't. He just lacks self control. It's like drinking more booze than you can handle, it doesn't mean you like it.
>>77509240
This is the impression I get as well.
>>77507435
Going to have to disagree
>you suck dick or fuck man ass=you gay
>>77508047
She sounds depressed and on the verge of suicide. Why does she sit there and take more abuse from Stefan?
>>77504154
Maybe if you're a female who's getting drinks bought for her by horny guys.
Or a 95 pound twig who gets drunk off of one beer.
>>77508488
>As you age and your testosterone decreases, you will revert back to normal levels.
I can only hope so.
>>77508603
>Hes a closet homo
No, im the BCOC, literally every single faggot in the campus knows I will fuck them if I get horny, which is really bad because they get their female friends to perform sexy shenanigans on tight pants in front of me to get me hard and make me go nuts, it is not funny at all!
No seriously, I feel like a fucking piece of meat, getting used and abused by these women and faggots who take advantage of my condition to force me to fuck them, they know I have no control of it and are actively taking advantage of it!
>>77508673
They did some pretty gay things in sparta, and yet they were far superior to your society in every conceivable way, really makes you think...
>>77508941
>brazil takes it much better than you to be poopoo plumber
And yet, if I ever visit Germany as a tourist I will leave hundreds of my babies behind to be raised by cuckolds such as yourself. How does it feel being the in the bottom of the sexual hierarchy?
>>77509240
>You sound like you may be a sex addict.
Is there a cure for that? I considered chemical castration, but the notion of never being able to reproduce is not very conforting.
>>77509339
>This is the impression I get as well.
Is there a cure for that?
>>77496401
These women would be more believable if they didn't feel the need to write articles like this.
>>77498386
They think its a mouse and are playing with their food before biting down
>>77509619
>the notion of never being able to reproduce is not very conforting.
are there spermbanks in brazil?
>>77496701
>cats pawing at the ballsack
God fucking dammnit anon, sides are in orbit
>>77496701
MILFs let you do everything to them
>>77509619
And yet, if I ever visit Germany as a tourist I will leave hundreds of my babies behind to be raised by cuckolds such as yourself. How does it feel being the in the bottom of the sexual hierarchy?
kek
keep on dreaming nigger at least my child will grow up with a father that he can look up to.
+are you dumb about the cure?
it is pretty much the same as for a fat dude to lose weight.
>>77509832
>are there spermbanks in brazil?
Shitty ones, yes.
Still, the idea of never being able to fuck a woman again is not very atractive, even if it would solve my problem.
>>77500927
Oh there's an animal in the room alright, and it ain't the cat
>>77509973
>it is pretty much the same as for a fat dude to lose weight.
I really wish it was that simple mate, I really do. A fat guy can just start eating healthy and work out at the gym to get fit, I already do both of those things and they don't help with my problem at all.
Also...>>77509973
>at least my child will grow up with a father that he can look up to.
I thank you for taking good care of it, hope my kid grows up to be a manly stud that will save europe from white genocide. Don't worry though, im white, at least by iberian standards.
>>77509472
It feels good to talk to somebody.
>>77498425
Hi Spoony.
Being an old cunt and going to a bar is fine. But a club? Fuck no.
>The kind of love that ends with a rabbi
What kind of /pol/ am I on when no one points out she's a jewess
>Go to a bar or club see a 47 year old.
It's cool. I fucked a 44 year old a while ago, she was still pretty tight too.
>written at 2:46 am
>>77510445
Yeah but on a youtube channel?
Actually, now that I'm listening to it, it sounds like she's going for this "woe is me" attention seeking behavior. She wants someone to tell her life isn't over and for Stefan to comfort her
>>77509619
There is. Psychotherapy. But it's go ing to take a long time and you most likely will still struggle with it your whole life. Bare minimum it'll be 4 years of therapy. You have to think of it like a college degree.
>>77496401
Free meal
>Tons of irresponsible and promiscuous sex
>"""""love""""" life
>>77496401
A story by the media to justify the le empowered womyn meme.
>>77509832
>are there spermbanks in brazil
You're currently addressing one.
>>77500870
lol wtf
>>77510798
>There is. Psychotherapy. But it's go ing to take a long time and you most likely will still struggle with it your whole life. Bare minimum it'll be 4 years of therapy. You have to think of it like a college degree.
Ah shit, that shit is going to be costly too im betting.
>>77510866
>You're currently addressing one.
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>77510798
By no means impossible but it can be very difficult. At least more difficult than most are willing to do to beat it.
>>77498091
>have affair with ex-girlfriends mom
>she gets attached
>says she loves me
>bought me gifts all the time
got creepy senpai, was hard to let it go when the cash was good
>>77506397
It's weird how consistent the breakfast in bed and acting like your mom when you aren't fucking routine is so common. I banged a 40 something year old for a few weeks and it was that exact same thing. Kinda creepy, but kind of sweet i guess
>>77496401
> Women in their 40s
Welcome to sexy degenerate goodness.
>>77496401
I would actually define it as gross, just, really gross, and saggy, and veiny, and loose
>>77499647
Have you ever fucked a 15 year old girl??
>>77510398
do you also fap/fantasize about guys such as gay porn or men you know etc, or just fuck them?
>>77496886
Hi, /fit/
>>77496401
Knee grow material.
>>77511339
>do you also fap/fantasize about guys such as gay porn or men you know etc, or just fuck them?
Just fuck them, I find the whole concept quite disgusting tbqh, I wish I could just fuck women.
>>77496401
It's sad
AND the fact this is being marketing in the press as POSITIVE and the symbol for a happy life makes me fucking sick. Bitch cries herself to sleep grasping her dried uterus every night
>>77496401
her womb is dry and she has gone insane because of it.
>>77497475
Pay your debts, m8
>>77506397
Kek. Mine also wrote my CV for me and bought me shit. Like this comfy ass blanket I'm in right now. She was also 37 at the time. Bomb body and a tight juicy vagoo, even though she squirted out my wife's son 2 years ago.
>>77496401
Older women are demons in the sack.
