http://www.eastasiatribune.com/north-asia/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-dead-after-apparent-suicide-attack/
We need more confirmation now, this is a real happening!
no foreign journalists are allowed in that country so we won't have confirmation for quite some time
>>77494841
My dick is rock hard
>>77494841
>dat source
not a happening, he is alive and well fed
i remember when people thought kim jong un would be a gud boy since he was a huge westaweeb
what happened to that anyway
i too wish it were true
>>77495508
power, unlimited power.
they would never let out he committed suicide, it would be some other death
>>77495508
The Interview happened. Western culture shit all over him and he took exception.
>>77495508
he invites basketaball niggers to his partys on a regular basis, but that´s it
My prayers are with the glorious Kim Jong Un tonight.
>>77495467
>>77495579
If it were real the big news corporations would be all over it, but a man can hope, right?
fake
>>77495508
The Media had to eat crow.
Real question is how long it'll take Dear Reader to pop up and say it's a lie.
It'll be interesting if true but I'm highly dubious about him being dead from anything but a heart attack
Apparently it was reported by KCTV originally. If this is true, that's Best Korea's state media channel.
>>77495693
see
>>77495259
also maybe the state would keep it under wraps
who would even take over
Why does nothing happen for months and suddenly 10 fucking happenings? Can't they space them out so we can savour each one? Gas the kikes
http://www.eastasiatribune.com/north-asia/china-adopts-controversial-alternate-breathing-days-to-curb-pollution/
>>77494841
Ah, yeah the site is fake.
Other headlines like "Alternate breathing days in China" gave it away.
>>77495881
i heard its actually his family running things behind the scenes
>>77495864
Apparently this specific newspaper is full of faux stories, so we'll see where it goes.
>projecting this much
Elon on suicide watch
>>77495633
He died after seeing Trump drop in the polls
>>77495633
>A report filed by North Korean state media earlier today announced that Kim Jong-un, chairman of the Worker’s Party of Korea and supreme leader of the DPRK, was killed in an explosion in Pyongyang which was believed to have been carried out by a female suicide bomber.
You brits. Don't read the link, don't even read or understand the original text of the post. You guys are funny!
>>77495633
>reading comprehension
>>77496056
Yeah those headlines are tabloid worthy.
http://www.eastasiatribune.com/south-asia/malaysian-man-loses-testicle-after-being-caught-snapping-upskirt-shot/
NOOOOOOO FELLOW ASIAN MAN DON'T DIEEE
>>77495508
So was Kim Jong Il.
he was pretty fat so it was expected. who comes next? another retard?
>>77494841
that's UNBELIEVABLY unbelievable
one time please
>>77494841
well known fake news website.
>>77496546
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Maybe Jew Franco was serious
>>77495508
he built a Ferris wheel and a go kart race track in the capital. praise kim
>>77494841
>Italian girls
>not the hottest on the planet
>/pol/ still calls us nonwhites
>>77494841
extremely unlikely to be true
the people love him
>>77496907
wew
>>77496546
Dude are you going to be ok?
fake and gay
>>77496745
and rollercoasters
>>77495881
T-The people?
>>77496840
Got any to dump? I've got a few myself.
>>77496840
Northern Italy is great, south is Greece tier
>>77494841
>Kim Jong Un-dead
spooky
>>77496745
Don't forget the ski/snowboard resort
>>77494841
Then who was phone?
>>77494841
Who is this sperm druid?
>>77494841
if it were a false claim, they'd have a video of Un denying it up by now. best korea would take any chance at all to fuck with the west
>female suicide bomber
one of his toys you think? guess they should screen them better
>>77497458
It's fluid druid, get it right.
>>77494841
ooooo mississippis getting in this thread
>>77494841
hory shet why would anyone do such a thing??
>>77494841
DELET THIS
>>77495881
A military junta ruling in the name of the Kim family
>>77495633
they wouldnt make the suicide bomber a female if it wasnt true
>East Asia Tribune?
>>77494841
Fuck me, that site appeared legit at first.
Almost thought a major happening was going down.
>>77494841
>suicide attack
His heart converted to islam?
>>77498111
There's always a major happening going down but the (((media))) doesn't always cover it.
>>77494841
That source is a satire website.
>>77496546
It's OK, Hekki. Calm down. Play snek on Nokia.
>>77498395
Why the fuck is she constantly flexing?
>>77498488
Poo in loo pls
>>77498647
>inb4 a crazy as fuck faggot takes his place and nuke America
>>77496840
Your northern women are great, but sicilian women are fucking disgusting. Especially since they all balloon up after like 25yo
Hey, he's still posting
https://twitter.com/_Kim_Jongun/status/743493416349212672
"Invading South Korea would be easy.
I'd announce the south is giving away free food.
My entire country would be over the DMZ in a second."
