Hello, anons, my company wants me to move to a foreign office because I speak good English and almost nobody else does. I have a choice between Sweeden, UK and Germany, I know there are lots of EU fags here, so what would you recommend?
P.S.: First time for me to go outside of Asia
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>>77484185
germany, fellow axis senpai.
>>77485912
I'm pretty sure the OP doesn't want to walk outside to a bunch of Muslims
>>77484185
So, do you want to live in Iran, Syria, or Saudi Arabia?
>>77486005
So why did you say UK?
>>77486579
Because out of those 3 the UK is the best choice
>>77484185
your company hates you
>>77484185
What city in each country?
>>77484185
not Germany since it's the worst nation on earth
I hope there's an earthquake and we all die
>>77484185
Do you want to live in Pakistan, Turkey, or Somalia?
>>77484185
Sweden and Germany are clicked to shit
You will probably get murdered by a Muslim
UK is probably leaving the EU in a week which would be great
Best place to go is probably there
>>77486985
I'm assuming they'll send him to Uppsala if he goes to Sweden.
>>77486579
Germany 5+ million Muslims (probably over 6 million now due to migrant crisis, government likes to hide figures)
UK, 3 million Muslims.
>>77485912
/thread
Come to Germany unless if it is Berlin, that place is a fuckhole
>>77484185
>>77484511
I love Nobunaga's Ambition. They are Grand Strategy games that were created 20-30 years before the genre ever existed.
>>77484185
Go to sweden, they love foreigners, just march into someones home and demand to fuck their wife, they will let you out of fear of appearing as a racist.
>>77487166
Germany has 80 million people, UK has 60. It's about the same Nigel.
>>77484185
Smart thing to do would be to see what offices they would be sending you to for each respective location. Also the UK will likely have more international opportunities as it is the de facto financial capital of the world. Having London on your resume looks great.
Germany
>>77484185
Germany
Germany, you can show the German cucks it's still possible to lose a world war and be a nationalist who doesn't import 3rd world savages to literally rape your country
Otsukareee senpai. Send me a message and lets talk about it. I just left Europa after 23 years to live in asia. Mail me [email protected]
>>77484185
Come to germany if your office is NOT in the following cities:
Berlin, Hamburg, Hannover, Bremen, Frankfurt, Cologne, Düsseldorf, Dortmund or Mannheim
If you choose UK and your office is in london then you deserve seppukku
>sweden kek
>>77484185
Depends which city you will be sent into. Other questions is will company provide you with accomodation or will you have to find a place on your own. Third one is salary. London can be quite expensive. Finding place to rent in Stockholm can be a nightmare and in Berlin it can be quite unsafe. Out of those three I would consider Germany, purely on logical basis:
>low living expenses
>still interesting, and if you get bored of germans you can always pop to prague or other less infested European city.
>still looks good on resume
It doesn't change the fact that I recommend germany reluctantly, just don't like germans. Quite boring people, feel sometimes soulless (maybe because of guilt, dunno).
>>77484185
Germans are retarded and cannot speak English. Go to the UK.
>>77484185
UK, if only because the default language there is English. Lots of Germans/Swedes speak English, but it doesn't have the same level of official language support.
>>77487055
Underrated.
>company wants to move me because i speak english
>"should i move to a country that speaks german, swedish, or english?"
>Japanese intellectuals
I'd go for the UK, because of the english. older employees might not speak english in germany and I also love brits with their silly humor
Germany.
Düsseldorf is a basically Little Tokyo. Full of your people. It's one of the richest cities in Germany and quite nice, Hamburg also has a large Japanese ex-pat community and is even richer and much more beautiful.
>>77484185
In all honesty, UK. Sweden and Germany are turning to shit.
>UK
>Germany
>Sweden
Either your company is living 50 years in the past or this is bait.
Required language for all those countries is now standard arabic
>>77488198
>more than every second person can converse in english
>NOT ENOUGH HURR
>>77488220
Your insight on the matter is literally einstein level. I wonder why european non UK countries don´t speak english as well as the UK.
>>77488875
>work in German office, after work you and your colleagues go drink a couple of beers
>after one beer everyone starts talking in German because the jokes they want to tell only work in German and speaking English all the time is tiring
>be literally unable to make friends as a Jap
This is why he should go to the UK
>>77488875
Poorly. You guys are even more terrible at learning other languages than the Brits.
>>77488447
Everyone in Germany and Sweden speaks english as their second language.
>>77487055
jej
>>77488875
6% of Irish people can't hold an English conversation. Hahaha
>>77489161
>retarded hypothetical scenario
>making friends only through drinking beer at the week ends (inb4 drink 7 days a week NEET)
And you explicitly use "jokes that only work in germen". That means they can´t work in english anyway. Also you don´t have "these kind" of jokes in your butchered language?
Also if people just resort to their own language this just shows that the jap would be a social retard not worth talking to. He just has to open his mouth in order to start a conversation. FFS are you people literally so autistic and rationalize this by stupid hypothetical scenarios? As if only one side is at fault if the conversation doesn´t work.
>>77489374
>first world dick waving
>shitposting between the top10 countries in the world regarding english language skills
Colgate please, you are just mad that your "language" is spoken by so few people that you literally have to learn another languages in order for you to talk with people not part of your incestious family tree.
>>77489725
You really are unable to imagine that situation?
>(inb4 drink 7 days a week NEET)
Nobody was going to say thi, are you 12?
One of my friends has an Australian girlfriend, but whenever we drink together I can assure you that after a couple of beers the people farthest away from her start talking Dutch.
Then that conversation becomes the more funny and easygoing one, and the people on her end want to join in but then it feels really strange to turn the conversation back to English.
Japs aren't known as the most assertive people in conversations. They are too humble and polite to make their presence known if they feel they might be an inconvenience. It's not going to work out, face it.
>>77490081
Still mad about that lack of colonies, lad?
UK. Nobody likes speaking English constantly in non english countries
>>77484185
Don't do it, they will kick you out and not take you back in. Enjoy your country without Sharia law and straight up communism.
>>77490559
so you are trying to tell us that dutch are cunts. Thank you for sharing.
>>77484185
Sweden my friend, you get to see a bunch of third world countries while still enjoying great Swedish cuisine.
>>77484185
I lived in Germany a bit over 3 years and the country and people are lovely. This was pre-Migrant crisis mind so probably wouldn't choose to go there now unless I was guaranteed it was fairly short term (1-2 years max). It's also a great base to travel the rest of Europe as you're only ever about 5-6 hours max drive from another country.
Sweden I've only visited briefly and my impressions were 1) Fuck this is outrageously expensive 2) Meh, women are certainly better looking than UK but nowhere near deserving of reputation they've got 3) Stockholm is a far prettier city than I'd expected.
UK...meh. Depends where you go. Lived in London 2005-2007 and loved it but not sure how livable it is now - even more expensive, even more Muslim/African. It's probably still fine and a great place to check out when you're young. In terms of other cities I'd say avoid any of those in the English midlands (Muslim as fuck) but otherwise pretty much any major city would be enjoyable I think.
>>77484185
And in terms of language - Sweden may as well be part of UK given how high the proportion of the population speaks English and how fluent they are. Germany isn't anywhere near Scandinavian levels in terms of English fluency but still very good overall - espcially around major cities and younger people. If one of the things you'd like to do is learn another foreign language go Germany - no way in hell will you learn Swedish as English is far too prevalent.
>>77484185
まだ居る?
出たら、この討論を続けるのが無理だね。
>>77492468
Nice moonrunes, Bregt.
>>77492930
Dank je. Ik vroeg of OP überhaupt nog in de draad is, omdat het anders niet zo veel zin heeft om hier over verder te praten.
Argentina
>>77491589
London's still good, provided you stay in the civilised parts.
>>77484185
All of them are nice as long you stay out of the big muslim centrals like:
>Stockholm
>Malmö
>Cologne
>Berlin
>London
>Birmingham
>>77491952
Yeah Swedish is a useless language to learn. Go UK if brixit passes and flip a coin if it doesn't.
>>77484185
Go to Germany, it's looking like Brexit will not happen now.
STAY HOME
STAY HOME
STAY HOME
WE DON'T NEED MORE GOOKS IN EUROPE
YOU ARE ALREADY FLOODING US
STAY HOME
>Sweden
Pro: Source of Ikea.
Con: Go outside, get raped. Victim gets blamed.
>Germoney
Pro: They run the EU.
Con: Fliki fliki
>UK
Pro: Brexit
Con: If you're a girl (minor) then it's likely Muslim gangs will rape and pimp you out. When the police find out, they won't be able to help you because the councils and police conspire to avoid being 'raycis!' and will let girls get raped, because muh non-racist reputation--even though Islam is a fucking religion and not a race.
>>77484185
UK, why would you move to Germany or Sweden if you speak English, only about 50% of continental Europeans speak English as second langue. More importantly though the UK is by far the least cucked of these countries and people generally have a good opinion of the Japanese here. Culturally you'll have more in common with Britain.
>>77495501
>Pro: Source of Ikea
>>77484185
> speak good English
JUST
>>77495501
>Con: Go outside, get raped. Victim gets blamed.
Go outside, rape, victim gets blamed.
He's a minority you dipshit, only white Swedes can't rape.
Look at possibilities, not problems.
OP has long left this thread by the way, everyone posting here is contributing to a completely pointless thread. It's 3:30 AM in Japan atm.
>>77487166
That's three millions too many
>>77495821
It's about 50% for Germany but the Scandinavian countries(and Netherlands) are all about 95% English speaking.
When I visited it didn't matter how young or old someone was, or how educated, or how rich poor they were - they all spoke excellent English. Even the local beggars would switch to fluent English as soon as they realised I couldn't speak the local language. Language definitely wouldn't be an issue for any English speakers moving to Scandinavia.
>>77487362
What if they think he's a finn?
>Because I speak good English
>Non-English speaking country
>Non-English speaking country
>English speaking country
Gee, I don't know. Tough one.
>>77484185
Germany, but avoid Berlin, Colonge and Munich. To many sandniggers.
>>77496415
True the Dutch also speak very good English but you know there will always be that one important person who you need to impress and they'll speak shit English. But you must agree on the last point, Sweden is the cuckcapital of the world and recently Germany is only trying to out do them.
>>77484185
UK, you might get raped or something in the other two.
>>77496522
Fuck me, my sides. Never before have so few works BTFO so many Finn/Swedes.
>>77484185
come to Germany, we have lots of nippons here anyway, if you want to remain with your kind.
Or become the father of a German - Japanese Hybrid, a match made in heaven.
>>77496959
wuuh? UK Japs = 60,000, German Japs = 30,000 and your population is much larger to boot.
>>77484185
Depends on what you're looking for anon?
Sweden has a good social program but high taxes. UK I don't know, but living there is expensive dependent on the city. Germany is pretty nice, people are usually nice and they have fine meat to eat.
>>77497151
he'd just need to go to high concentration Nipponese Cities...
also
>OP not even contributing in thread
>>77497538
Yeah
> 2 responses
I think it's time we wrapped this one up.
>>77484185
Sweden or Germany.
>>77484185
U speak good English so move to an English speaking country
Is it that hard?
>>77484185
Which cities or region in each respective country? This is very important
>>77484185
Germany. More options.
>>77487994
>send me a message
>malaysian proxy detected
Sorry Rajesh OP doesn't want your aids infested cock.
>>77488875
no way 39% of french people can hold a conversation in english
say a few words maybe
>>77484185
time for a poll! http://www.strawpoll.me/10502079
>>77488157
Fair, reasonable and consise answer.
>>77484185
Thats a dumb question you speak good english go to a country Where thats a primary language,
>>77484185
Germany, for travel reasons I guess. UK is an island and Sweden in Sweden.
Just avoid the Muslim areas. But it depends on the citys, I heard northern germany really hates NATO
