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I'll grace your dubs with a couple while I'm at work and I got a chuckle out of this (I service printers)
>>77366011
Fucking liberals
>>77366918
>>77366011
Contributing one more
That border line though
I love this picture, it's like a renaissance painting
>>77366955
a stupid nigger must of made this dominicans and puerto ricans say papi mexicans say papa
reminder that this is NOT a mental illness
>>77366192
lol
>>77367488
This is actually the best summary of the "refugees" "crisis" I ever saw.
>>77366192
Thank you Mr.Printer man
>>77367864
So always discourage artists in other words....because killing jews is a GOOD thing for the world. You're literally the villains of the story.
ITT:bunch of racist kids
>implying you would even sperg something racist IRL
>>77367755
The more comics I see of this man... thing.... The more convinced I am he needs putting down.
This man, clearly he has some mental illness and needs some lead aspirin.
>>77368269
I mean, that's not really the joke but sure, art is pretty much useless and we need strong leaders
>>77368425
oh no stop triggering me get out of my safespace
>>77368425
Contrary to popular belief, casual racism is fine in non-degenerate settings, that even minorities don't mind getting into.
Most adults are capable of dealing with banter, and if they feel something truly slanderous or hurtful is said, are capable of replying in a coherent, mature manner.
Or at least that's how it is in the Southern USA.
Racists from other areas and of all backgrounds seem unwilling to even consider people different from them as human beings, so maybe it's just different here.
>>77368425
It's just banter, calm down gypsy.
>>77367752
So basically,no one in England is free.
>>77368533
Do you think murrica-senpai will notice you?
>>77368727
>>77368697
>>77368533
I arrest my case
>>77367864
Encourage a new artist make her/him overconfident and never get better though.
ERIIIKAAA!
>>77368869
I'm not white.
I think I'm qualified to discuss this, seeing as how I have to deal with white people who want to get mad on my behalf on a daily basis.
>>77368869
Like the cop arrested you for shoplifting?
>>77367054
I like how the sanders faces look worired about the situation
>>77368869
youre a fucking faggot you fucking piece of shit gypsy
>>77368869
2bh it's pretty much ok to be casually racist in Israel, but I'm a polite person, and judge individuals by their character:)
>>77367864
Thank you, Greatest Ally.
Have you guys seent his shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IEO-wj877o
AYO SON I GET MORE BITCHES THAN ALL OF YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgQurQZzxYk
>>77367755
How did the kid get a dress?
>>77368797
Yeah, but i've only been stabbed 3 times.
Checkmate gunfags.
>>77369432
Merchant i know it feels real in your mind but holocaust never happend
>>77367864
10/10 did not expect
>>77366011
>>77367755
The "bug" is the logic center of his brain trying desperately to save him from going down the path to destruction
>>77369958
Let me have fun slovenia
>>77369963
>the years have been cruel
>>77367416
Is this a cartoon of a racist afraid of black people being successful or is it a cartoon of a liberal afraid of their narrative being wrong? Can't tell desu
(((((( >>77368727 )))))))
>it's just banter
>/pol/ is satire
Found the kike.
>>77366192
Kek'd hard
>>77370916
That picture is funny because it's true.
>>77366192
[Tyronne intensifies]
>*smacks lips profusely*
What do dogs mean by this? Are they telling me to hol up?
>>77369916
Fun fact the producers thought this scene was too heavy and not funny so Charlie picked up a banana to lighten it
>>77370916
> Most Hardworking
> Greece: Greece
every time
>>77366292
kek
>>77367416
Ah, Electric Retard comics. What ever happened to this guy?
>>77370916
>Everyone but greece thinks Germany is most trustworthy
m a s o c h i s m
>>77371158
Sure these camelfuckers know how to have some fun and never get bored in the desert.
>>77367144
Fucking kek
>>77366292
Ah, New Hampshire...
The only place where you can find the most cucked liberals and the most based people in one place.
>>77371594
Live Free or Die
/pol/ is flagcist
>>77371594
I always thought that New Hampshire was conservative. Did all the NY liberals who go to Vermont start spilling over into New Hampshire or something?
>>77371158
>>77371373
wew normal beheading is over used i am an #isisTank now
>>77371533
Imagine this at any nation's border 100 years ago. These are fucking invaders and should be repelled with force.
>>77367864
Is it sad that I figured out the punchline as soon as I read "discourage" and "artist" is the same line?
>>77371533
>here comes the zerg
>>77371861
Idk, probably. I only find bernouts and Trumpsters, and it's mostly bernouts.
>>77366612
If there was a meme hall of fame this would be in it.
>>77367644
Fixed that for you mate.
>>77370028
This 2bh
>>77370171
it's a cartoon from a racist psychopath and it's hilarious
>Electric Retard
>>77367144
eerily accurate
>>77367042
Is that a jew?
>>77372133
i don't get this one
>>77372153
Yeah, making things illegal makes it impossible to get. I've never been able to buy drugs before, they just don't exist. It's also impossible to make your own improvised gun.
>>77371533
This is like that fucking World war Z flick.
>>77372153
guns are illegal in whole lot of countries and people still get them on the black market you idiot. I bet you believe that communism works too
>>77369619
lame without the audio
>>77371533
Didn't know they made another World War Z movie.
>>77368048
I wish I had the confidence of a fat black woman
>>77367752
how did they decide who was a free man and who wasn't?
>>77367144
This always gets me.
So much truth
>>77370916
>Poland
>Least Trustworthy: Germany
>>77371869
His eyes are moving. So it's true, brain is alive for some seconds after beheading.
>>77372153
t. no weapons britcuck
>>77368425
I always call the islander at work nigger mcgee, he doesn't seem to mind, adults can handle some bantz
>>77369792
Probaly a friend, my brother has a son that cross dresses and all of his girl friends give him their old clothes.
but my bro burns them when he sees them, lol
>>77370916
>Poland
>Most trustworthy: Germany
>Least trustworthy: Germany
What?
>>77371535
FINALLY I GOT YOU!!!
>>77369302
Oh boy good night my sides
>>77371869
>THE EYES MOVED
>>77372382
>Yeah, making things illegal makes it impossible to get.
Yeah it does actually.
>>77372408
And yet there are WAY more guns in America and they are WAY more readily available, and easily accessible, for any Tom Dick or Harry to buy.
But that's just a coincidence, right?
>>77372661
Enjoy getting shot mate :)
>>77369916
>>77371120
Charlie eating fruit is not right.
What kind of person puts THAT picture in their LinkedIn professional profile? WTF
>>77372829
Probably got an even percentage on either options, which means half of our population at worst needs to be purged
>>77368906
what?
Did this guy know german and his friends didn't?
why didn't just say it was an audiobook in german or a dramatic reading or something stupid?
fucking retarded
>>77372964
Did you actually think that the brain immediately stops working just because it's disconnected from the body? Is that how stupid you are?
>>77373016
forgot the link: https://www.linkedin.com/in/khanss
>>77372985
>making guns illegal means less legal guns per resident
>illegal guns are counted in statistics
you're not a bright one, are you?
>>77369619
Pure Coincidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z49iZ0O1bSs
>>77373016
>linked in
No one will see it anyways
>>77372985
there are 75.6 guns per 100 residents in Serbia, yet murders are so fucking rare even though this country is a corrupt shithole, that tells my experience and proves you wrong empirically
>>77373154
>I swear Britain has JUST as many guns, they're just undocumented!
You're not a bright one, are you?
>>77372989
He eats apples after he de-poisons them
>>77366376
Thanks for this
>>77373299
nice strawman, i didn't say that at all.
>>77372333
Trump says crazy things to get free air time on the news, saves tens of millions in having to air ads
>>77367367
>Tree makes it "gailors"
subtle.
>>77367144
Spot on
>>77372153
I think you forgot something in your fix m80 but I'm here to help:^)
![ar18_in_ireland_for_posed_shot_with_IRA[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bFvs9wx.jpg "ar18 in ireland for posed shot with IRA[1]")
>>77372153
Yeah lad, you should know all about how banning guns makes it impossible for your enemies to obtain them.
Wait.
>>77372985
Sorry bongo
>>77372153
My friends dad sells guns illegally out of his trunk. I could get a gun in 30 minutes even if they were illegal
>>77367144
This is unbelievable. My wife worries about that same stuff when I'm distant and those are usually the thoughts in my head. Incredibly funny
>>77372153
why the fuck do the mods on /k/ want us to talk about gun control over here when we have retards like this?
>>77371533
We need to follow the Russians example with the berlin wall.
>>77366479
heh
>>77368533
We don't need strong leaders, we need dead jews. All of them.
You want to destroy every white person's country simply because we are white and you are not and thus you are mad jelly of us. For this you must die.
>>77372153
300 million guns magically disappear! An unicorns are real!
>>77367144
This was me for a while, until I finally cracked and revealed my power level to my wife. She said she had no idea how far down the rabbit hole I was, but surprisingly enough she has slowly become redpilled and agrees with me on a ton of topics. Who knew?
>>77372478
by observing who had swords and who didn't
http://www.abc10.com/news/local/sacramento/sacramento-baptist-pastor-praises-orlando-massacre/243211965
>>77373862
That is an embarrasing graphic, pretty much a lesson in misleading statistics. Comparing the US to Honduras in socioeconomic terms (?), synonymising different national definitions of 'violent crime'. etc.
>>77374066
It was a good car.
>>77373067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT9lIH9VpBo
Anyone can explain me that Rhodesia meme?
>>77371813
I want flags removed
G00k is too busy selling our data to listen
>>77374477
Not really since we have a nation. Our main problem was being parasitic religious diaspora living off other countries while being pledged to the non existent Israel. You can kill all diaspora for all I care but Israelis are very different from the international Jew, and they are our enemies as well.
I won't discuss this further in a humor thread, so enjoy having the last word.
>>77374664
Is that from Chewin' the Fat?
>>77375061
Looks chill as fuck
>>77374903
The problem is that it is in your blood to expand. You're not stopping until you have your Eretz Israel.
Also I see that the Palestinians are appreciating the humour you bring them from the sky occasionally.
>>77374338
>australian
>>77370916
Greece is the funniest one in this list
>>77372153
Britcuck
bin that knife.
>>77373199
This is sad, fug off brussel sprouts
>>77372964
It seems to be agreed among the medical community that a head can stay concious 15 seconds after the decapitating blow in average, or longer according to a French case somewhere in the 19th century where it lasted 30 seconds..
>>77373287
So basically there is something wrong with the burger mentality of gun usage, what else is new.
>>77373100
When your brain loses blood pressure it goes into shock. It can still send signals to the eyes and such but you most definitely won't be conscious.
>>77375061
What's wrong with this?
The brown chick?
>>77367488
kek, nice 88's. fucking merkel ruins everything
Omar "Clubber" Mateen
Omar "Gayslayer" Mateen
The Commando in Orlando
Omar "LGBTBBQ" Mateen
Omar "The Gaydar" Mateen
Omar "Y-M-C-Pray" Mateen
Omar "The Unseen" Mateen
"Mateen Gun" Omar Mateen
Omar "Bear Season" Mateen
Omar "Frag the Fags" Mateen
Omar "Rainbow Warrior" Mateen
Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen
Omar "Shots Are On Me" Mateen
Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen
Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen
Omar "What Did He Mean?" Mateen
Omar " Blastin´ and Fastin´ " Mateen
Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
Omar "FUBAR The Gay Bar" Mateen
Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
Omar "50 Gays = Good Day" Mateen
Omar "One-Man Blood Drive" Mateen
Omar "Akbar at the Gay Bar" Mateen
Omar "I Just Bagged 50 Fags" Mateen
Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
Omar "Put a Mag in Every Fag" Mateen
Omar "The Fag Killing Machine" Mateen
Omar "Dump a Mag in Every Fag" Mateen
Omar "For the Glory Hole of Allah" Mateen
Omar "Make the Queer Disappear" Mateen
Omar "Wiping the Gay Club Clean" Mateen
Omar "Candy Ass Turned to Glass" Mateen
Omar "The Ass-Driller Blood-Spiller" Mateen
Omar "Blow Him Off, I Blow You Up" Mateen
Omar "Suck a Cock, Get the Glock" Mateen
Omar "Ramadam Thank You Ma'am" Mateen
Omar "Putting Fags Into Body Bags" Mateen
Omar "Can't Ram a Man on Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "Pray and Spray the Gay Away" Mateen
Omar "You Lick Bum? Die Like Scum" Mateen
Omar "Judgement Day at the Cabaret" Mateen
Omar "Every Sodomite Shot On Sight" Mateen
Omar "Lick a Dick, Get Bricked Quick" Mateen
Omar "Can't Eat Meat During Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "Empty My 9 at the Gloryhole Line" Mateen
>>77375473
Think some French doctor tested that out when they still guillotined people.
To wink hes eyes 3 times after they chop his head off.
It was a success.
Seems you keep conscious for 20 seconds.
>>77375331
Aren't bullets made of depleted uranium now?
America help me with this, I saw a thread about a russian who ate a bullet and fucked his shit up because depleted uranium or something
>>77375784
Nice aesthetics leaf.
>>77375168
KILL THE CREATIVE THINKER!
>>77375951
>>77375850
Some are. Most still lead/metal
>>77375687
lol source?
>>77371594
What is Austin Tx?
>>77368869
>I arrest my case
Why, was it being a nigger?
>>77367092
Someone call indiana jones.
>>77376012
I kinda wanna fuck that rabbit
>>77373287
1) That's almost HALF the number of guns per capita of the US.
2) I don't really know anything about gun culture in Serbia and why there aren't as many gun murders per capita as there are in the US. But I do know that edgy faggots like Adam Lanza and James Holmes and Elliot Rodger and Dylan Roof (and the Muslim guy from Orlando) probably wouldn't have murdered all the people they did if getting a gun was much harder than it is now.
ALL of them used legally bought firearms (Lanza used his mother's legally bought guns, the rest bought guns themselves)
>>77373383
It's exactly what you were implying you ball-less cunt
>>77373738
Yeah because getting guns on the black market is just as easy as buying them over the counter isn't it (given that they're shady people who don't advertise because what they do is highly illegal and would get them locked up for a fucking long time)? That's why the UK has just as many guns as the US. Oh no wait, we don't!
>>77373805
How many mass shootings have there been in the UK in the last couple of decades mate? A lot fewer than in the US (even on a per capita basis).
>>77373862
Are we going to have the same retarded argument about the wildly different definitions for violent crime, because I cannot be fucked to have that argument, so I suggest you look it up friendo
>>77373888
Does every frustrated virgin white male with an anger issue in the US know your friend's dad? Damn, then I guess killings the like of Sandy Hook, Virginia Tech, Isla Vista, Aurora, are set to continue then aren't they...
>>77373975
>retard
>no argument
>a fucking leaf
>>77367755
>>77368484
Shmorky has always been pretty unstable
>>77372829
There is this massive split when it comes to our opinion on Germany. At the one hand, there is history of them invading us, years of commie propaganda against the West Germany and now a popular perception of them being a big bully almost synonymous with the EU. At the other hand, Germany has always been the preferred destination to emigrate for work, German goods are considered very high quality (not only things like cars, for example Polish people often buy shit like overpriced detergents just because they are supposed to be German-made) and there's the general stereotype of Germans being well-organized, disciplined and hardworking. Also, remember that a big chunk of modern Poland used to be German before WWII - while commies deported lots of native people, most of them managed to stay, and these people (and their offspring) are likely to have highly favorable opinion of their old country in general.
>>77375137
>it is in your blood to expand
Our blood gets mixed in every generation, we're pretty much crypto Europeans at this point. Oh, and about Europeans, isn't it in your blood too to expand and conquer? Because you did a whole bunch of it. Is it a crime to want more clay? When you are surrounded by enemies?
And is your problem the white genocide or is it that our nation wants to expand and take shitskin lands? We're not the first nation that does it in history, and shitskins are fucking vile.
Why are we different from S.Africa when they had aperthaid, for example?
I'm assuming you'd say the crimes of our ancestors, the cultural and financial poison the Jews brought on the west.
Well, Israel is the solution. All Jews should come here or convert, and not be a burden on the west, and here they will not be Jews but Israelis, a nationality.
The only thing that can fix a Jew is a nation to fight and die for.
![I+am+the+strielok_2fbc7d_5230596[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KKX4Ddy.png "I+am+the+strielok 2fbc7d 5230596[1]")
>>77375850
Are you thinking of this? And the only thing that uses DU is heavy armor piercing ordnance such as cannon rounds for aircraft and APFSDS penetrators for tank guns.
>>77376236
The guy who does these is great
>>77372153
What is the London Bus Bomb?
What is the Paris Massacre?
What is the Brussells Airport Attack?
What is 9/11?
What is a British soldier getting hacked to death on the streets of a highly populated area?
What is bombs?
What is explosives?
>>77374597
Underrated
>>77376426
Mate, the IRA got their hands on fucking SAM systems and you're sitting there thinking that making guns illegal stops criminals from getting them.
Answer me this. How does Northern Ireland have a lower homicide rate than the rest of the UK, despite having the most lax gun laws in the UK by a country mile?
>>77376426
the autism
No, it wasn't what I was implying. I was saying that banning guns doesn't make it any more difficult to get one, not that there are as many guns in cuckistan as there are in the USA. If someone wants a gun, it's pretty easy to buy or make one. That's a fact, jack.
>>77376426
I like how you didn't say anything about the explosives, a muslim timeless classic.
300 mil guns in a country with a very strong gun culture will not disappear. If you want to get a gun you'll get one, just like in Paris.
"I killed fitty men"
>>77376500
>And is your problem the white genocide
if you guys would reign in your liberal faggots I'd think you were the best country in the world DESU senpai.
fair's fair tho, GGWP
>>77376236
Can we not start this shit, please? Judy Hopps was voiced by a short haired lesbian and animated by a team of social justice sympathizers.
>>77376611
After reading pick related, that image is so much better
>>77373962
>australia
>data not available
Why?
>>77376633
>How does Northern Ireland have a lower homicide rate than the rest of the UK, despite having the most lax gun laws in the UK by a country mile?
Genetics.
>>77376744
If you have a liberal kike faggot problem rev up those ovens leaf. Or send them our way for a proper redpilling. But it's not Israelis problem what diaspora kikes are doing.
![800px-Ginnifer_Goodwin_by_Gage_Skidmore[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tyyr5Oh.jpg "800px-Ginnifer Goodwin by Gage Skidmore[1]")
>>77376773
>short haired lesbo
>married to a man and has two sons
She is a Jew though
>>77367660
>papa
That would make my dick flacid
Its like fucking an american girl and she start saying
"Oh oh so good Dad"
You just fucked a Mexican with a super strong esipus complex
>>77374338
>Australian
>surprised to find that the design he ordered was not what he received
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
>>77375784
>Omar "Putting Fags Into Body Bags" Mateen
>Omar "Can't Ram a Man on Ramadan" Mateen
>Omar "Pray and Spray the Gay Away" Mateen
>en
>teen
>een
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77376886
They didn't want to show that illiteracy percentage is identical to the abo population one.
>>77375850
DU are only used by military in specifica AP applications.
99.99% of bullets are lead core with a copper jacket or hollowpoints.
>>77372153
>784
>criminals cannot take illegal weapons
>illegal means 100% security
nice meme
>>77375168
haha that kid btfo the teacher
>>77376426
I've been watching you and I'm impressed
Generally, if you make a post consisting of 5 or more replies like this you should end it with a generic statement about how each person you've replied to is an idiot ex. "Wow, /pol/ is even more retarded than I originally believed" (I'm sure you can make one up yourself, even just make a list of them on a word document so you have a nice repertoire to use).
Other than that, spot on. You've got the short, dismissive, insulting reply thing down like a champ. Can't wait to see you grow!
(In case you're confused, feel free to treat this post like any other/refuse to reply to it, otherwise some might let go upon the realization you're baiting)
>>77374777
Which part?
>>77367092
not the first time in history this happened
>>77377459
verily let us read the auspices to divine the fate of the empire
>>77376707
kek
>>77371137
made me kek pretty hard
>>77376012
Despite this being a comic its very tuthful. My friend was robed of 8000 euros by a nigger. London is a shithole.
>>77372153
Sure worked in france :^)
>>77374700
>>77374700
Where do these come from?
>>77376955
>one ear for the conversation
>one ear for penny drops
>>77377459
Nothing will ever top Robert Plant catching a wild dove in his hand
>>77375824
Imagine the terror you must feel as you are being shown around to people knowing you are on you last breath.
>>77367864
I was actually with this comic until the degenerate stoner section and the obvious Hitler troll.
>>77374111
>>77371869
I was waiting for this to become funny.
>>77367752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rp3nve9CJk
>>77377363
Correct me if I'm wrong.
I see that posted from time to time, including pics of their planes, so I'm assuming it was some kind of last white bastion in Africa and their military must have been cool or good.
>>77371535
>Cuba
Raul pls
>>77371813
>implying leaf's banter is any good
>>77378077
>degenerate stoner section
what?
>>77373205
>indigenous
>>77375784
>bear season
>frag the fags
This is fucking gold
>>77377933
It's worth two doves now.
>>77378233
Oh, it's not a meme. Rhodesia was a short-lived southern African republic led by its white minority. It had a superb military.
>>77369585
Dude this is gold. Highly underrated post
>>77375583
Wonder Showzen was funny as fuck.
>>77378747
WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM?????
>>77376368
That trump is unsettling.
>>77373205
>indigenous people
>A bunch of arabs
Greeks are the true indigenous people of Jerusalem
>>77367144
Women's brains aren't wired to think about anything but themselves and their social status. This is why they should never be given power or liberty.
>>77376426
>my friends dad
Idk I was just saying that guns are really easy to get. Most killings are done by niggers I live in Chicago and legit ~95% of murders are done by blacks. Getting guns is really easy
>>77372153
Except you can make a gun in a machine shop.
>>77376426
Either shill or autist to reply to so many posts in a humor thread.
>>77372153
Or out of two pieces of pipe.
>>77375784
>Not having 50 of them.
What are you doing nigga.
>>77377933
Yeah sure
>completely not trained
>>77375215
UN Resolution is illeagal?
Are you retarded?
>>77378825
Sauce?
>>77373799
Saved
>>77378632
Oh okay, thanks for explaining.
>>77372153
guess I'll just have to use a more effective bomb instead
>>77375687
What am I watching?
>>77367864
11/10 amazing
>>77379547
No plane
>>77373245
IT'S A TRAP
>>77372964
Blood pressure would drop so fast that the brain wouldn't function. I would gamble that muscles spasms are making the eyes move.
>>77378330
heh.
>>77375784
Ramadam thank you mam wins.
>>77368906
On the heathland grows a little flower
and it's called
eeeeeeerika(girls name)
OH NO MAN
![CX-SVtfUsAAgJUa[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SlVahiH.png "CX-SVtfUsAAgJUa[1]")
