>LATEST POLL RESULTS
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 44% (+1)
Leave: 49% (+1)
(ICM, online / 10 - 13 Jun)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 39% (-3)
Leave: 46% (+3)
(YouGov, online / 12 - 13 Jun)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 40% (-1)
Leave: 47% (+4)
(via TNS, online)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 45% (+3)
Leave: 50% (+5)
(ICM, phone / 10 - 13 Jun)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 47%
Leave: 53%
(ICM, both online and phone / 10 - 13 June)
>PETER HITCHENS
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3637246/PETER-HITCHENS-British-people-risen-unleash-chaos.html
>DANIEL HANNON
http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/six-best-reasons-vote-leave/
>JACOB REES-MOGG
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3614626/JACOB-REES-MOGG-Yes-victory-bloody-final.html
>FIRST BRITAIN, THEN THE WORLD
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/06/farage-brexit-domino-disintegration/
>BETSFAIR ODDS PAGE
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.118739911
>THREAD THEMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCGQV_aJME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBz6y6ZrmD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KA5iyUUdw
>BREXIT: THE MOVIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0
>BORIS ITV DEBATE - 9 JUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcAywz3SaOo
>NIGE ON QT - 9 JUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMoLLHHaWEY
>NIGE V NEIL - 10 JUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaSQT7QnbWI
>ARE NIGE RETROSPECTIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCm6LNj7P0
>POLLTRACKERS/ODDSCHECKER
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://yougov.co.uk/turnout-o-meter/
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
>CAMPAIGN ORGANISATIONS
http://www.voteleavetakecontrol.org/organise
http://leave.eu/
http://grassrootsout.co.uk/join-us
http://www.ukip.org/volunteer
http://conservativesforbritain.org/sign-up/
http://www.labourleave.org/
House of Banter edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhOyh_hlDKs
POLLS:
14 June
Remain: 40% (-1)
LEAVE: 47% (+4)
(TNS, online)
13 June
Remain: 45%
LEAVE: 50%
(ICM, phone)
13 June
Remain: 39%
LEAVE: 46%
(YouGov, online)
13 June
Remain: 44%
LEAVE: 49%
(ICM, online)
12 June
Remain: 48%
LEAVE: 49%
(ORB, phone)
10 June
Remain: 42%
LEAVE: 43%
(YouGov, online)
10 June
REMAIN: 44%
Leave: 42%
(Opinium, online)
9 June
Remain: 45%
LEAVE: 55%
(ORB, online)
EU referendum poll
Remain: 46% (-6)
Leave: 45% (+4)
(via ComRes, phone)
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 41% (-3)
Leave: 45% (-)
(via BMG, online)
>REMINDER FOR THE 24TH
Counts will get under way when polls close at 22:00 GMT Thursday, 23 June at 382 local centres around the UK. These local results will be declared as the counts are completed before being collated at 12 regional centres, which will also declare the totals for each side. There will be a rolling total so the time at which one side reaches the point of being mathematically unbeatable depends on how quickly the vote are counted and how close the results are running. It is a safe bet that from 4am onwards there should be pretty clear picture of which way the vote is going. A chief counting officer will announce the overall result at Manchester Town Hall.
>LEFT WING LEAVE CAMPAIGNS:
>http://www.voteleavetakecontrol.org/organise
>http://leave.eu/
>http://grassrootsout.co.uk/join-us
>http://www.ukip.org/volunteer
>http://conservativesforbritain.org/sign-up/
>http://www.labourleave.org/
third for nige
I kind of want Remain to leave, just to see the catastrophe and mass suicides here
Reminder to tweet #FuckOffGeldof
Also it's not 1pm yet so WHO /£3mealdeal/ HERE
>farage on the thames outside parliament boarding an IN boat from his vessel called the wayward lad
what a time to be alive
>No mention of The battle of the Thames
Shit thread desu
>THE GREAT ESCAPE
>>77344622
Freudian slip there lads, obviously meant Remain winning would be pretty banterful
>DANIEL HANNON still not fixed
>>77344582
I have a little info.
Sunderland will be first to declare, they always are. If Leave gets 55% there it'll probably be a knifeedge vote nationally. We want Sunderland closer to 60% leave. If remain wins it we're fucked.
>>77344626
Gunna go to maccies I think lad.
Or barburrito.
>Bob Geldof getting cucked by fishermen
>>77344622
Why do you want me to kill myself, lad?
>>77344668
The banter would be glorious. But too much additional unrest will happen if we Remain. It's not worth it.
GREAT ESCAPE
>captcha rivers
Juncker will be coming in the next week, as we all knew for several weeks now.
Reckon he'll be doing a Q&A after his risible speech?
ANSWER ME
WILL THERE BE A PMQ TODAY?
New poll when?
on other news
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/15/avocado-thieves-shortage-crime-fruit-black-market-new-zealand
Lol Andrew Neil's getting TIRED OF THIS SHIT
Lads I don't think I'll survive Brexit. The excitement will be too much.
is nigel the first storm and the last?
>>77344813
Already happened Iranlad.
>>77344723
Helps the British economy by reducing NHS waiting times - you understand, right lad?
>>77344813
Already happened mate, started an hour ago.
i think Nigel is about to talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp10uV-q8YE
>>77344711
>Bob claims he is standing up for the fishermen
>They tell him to fuck off
>Bob nearly starts crying on the tannoy
>"W-w-w-we're here you you guys"
Beautiful
WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE THAMES LADS?
BRAVE PATRIOTS ARE FIGHTING FOR OUR INDEPENDENCE ON THE THAMES RIGHT NOW LADS
THE BREATH OF THE NATION IS BEING HELD
>>77344921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp10uV-q8YE
Who /veggiestraws/ here?
>>77344895
Ah yea sound man
>>77344921
The Great British Navy has risen forth from the depths to battle the Remainian traitors.
This image sums up the referendum for me
>>77344921
remaincucks being sacrificed to the drowned god
>Boris
Why do people listen to this faggot? If anything he will hurt the leave campaign with his stupidity.
>>77345000
This and the one with Nige and the tranny both speak to me.
>>77344914
Fuck, anyone got a video of it?
Live on the RT stream, or?
>>77344921
Nige and a ragtag fleet of scots in tugboats are cucking Bob 'AIDS' Geldof outside Parliament
>>77345000
Fucking hell, you're not wrong. That is perfect.
EXTENDED THIS WEEK
>>77345006
Thanks based Poseidon.
>HANNON
>>77345053
You can scroll the RT stream back, I can't remember how long ago it was now though.
>>77345000
Oh no, their hors d'oeuvres might get soggy!
>>77344970
>>77344626
>>77344698
fuck off with your advertising you fuckng faggots
disgraceful
>>77344505
Good this will mean that EU will fall eventually
>>77344921
cleganebowl
FRESH FOOTAGE FROM THE THAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdrISbwy_zI
>>77345050
Couldn't agree more.
>>77344622
> Scotcuck
>>77344711
s-source?
>>77345019
He's the UK's most liked politician
Vote leave
>>77343090
>Bob "I still love you hon, now I have my wife's son" Geldof
Reposting it
>>77345172
The cuckshed was a right mess after the indyref lad, don't joke about that shit
Ok so I just read in news that imigrants from Baltics are now hurrying to gain a citizenship in UK now lol. At least you will have some decent new citizens.
>inb4 the media barely menrions are nige's flotilla
>>77345127
I am genuinely thinking about going to maccies desu lad.
Trying not to be fat though.
got my passport here nige
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2016/jun/15/eddie-izzard-i-may-look-confusing-but-i-have-a-clear-message
>>77345000
So good. The people taking on the bourgeois cucks.
>>77343865
Here's the pic you asked for.
>>77345230
S.O.S
Is that little cunt Owen Jones dead yet? God I fucking hate that champagne socialist Muslim loving cuckold faggot
>>77344627
I'm too happy. Lads.
I can't stop smiling and whistling heart of oak.
>>77345281
>European Union
>>77345000
triples confirms, that pic is amazing
>>77345267
well say that you are thinking of getting a burger then, don't name-drop a brand
anyway, maccies is 365black.com, they are an enemy of the White race, do not eat there or you are supporting White GeNOcide
>>77345237
Just send your women. We won't complain.
>>77345237
Send some psychopathic Catholic crusaders our way, lad?
>>77345304
we can hope
>>77345297
Shall I continue trying to make a fortune spread betting or shall I just not bother?
I only ever seem to break even on demo accounts.
>>77345243
>evil unwashed leavers today attempted to drown charitable saintly good guy bob geldof who's daughter recently died on thames, a source refusing to be named said that "r nige ordered them to kill them all in the name of brexit"
>>77345230
Shame they got rid death penalty for treason in uk.
After brxit you can bring it back.
Hang tony blair by his balls from london bridge
>>77345304
Hopefully he steps out of the limelight after Leave occurs
>>77344889
He's the harbinger of the fire.
>>77345423
Reminder Enoch powell opposed the death penalty on grounds of conscience
>>77345304
U FEKIN WAT U HOMOPHOBE
WHAT YOURE MUSLIM???
IM OFF I CANT TAKE THIS
NO IM OFF IM DONE IM OFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLJbtwDP72w
Mogg putting the chancellor down
>>77345297
Ah. That makes more sense.
People on here were assuming you had put a bet that large on at a bookmakers like WilliamHill as if you were betting a horse, not making forex trades.
https://twitter.com/MichaelPDeacon
>>77345482
say it with me
PRIME MINISTER MOGG
>>77345482
He has no desire to be PM, right?
>>77345430
I wonder how he feels now he knows that the Orlando shooter was a closet gay fueled by self loathing brought about by his religious upbringing, kek
>>77345430
Link to video?
And they have him at talk radio? Ffs. Talksport used to be pretty based.
I'm going to be in London when this shit goes down. How will it affect me? Will stuff be closed?
https://twitter.com/MichaelPDeacon/status/743050661089169408
>HMS farage has a fully stocked bar
>>77345549
This will never happen because he doesn't want it and that makes me incredibly sad
>>77345230
FOR ENGLAND FOR HOME AND FOR THE PRIZE
Just bought this on Amazon. Anyone want me to upload it in .epub? It's not available on any piracy sites, would be a Brit/pol/ exclusive.
>>77345430
>this is what I was wearing
>tell me I was asking for it I dare you
>>77345566
Actually when you look at this case, he wasn't Muslim, he was Christian. I have found in my records that this man was ACTUALLY a right-wing nazi.
So don't spread this hate speech ever again.
>>77344906
>banner on bridge
>anothereurope.org
Let's see
>Bottom of webpage
>Promoted by Michael Chessum on behalf of Another Europe Is Possible, both of AEIP c/o Housmans Bookshop, 5 Caledonian Road, London N1 9DX.
>look up Chessum
>>77345402
It's literally gambling. I wouldn't suggest it, but I'm a degenerate so fuck it.
>>77345516
Nah, it makes much more sense to trade via brokers which allow binary trading on political things, as soon as political momentum shifts you can get out of your position and avoid a total loss. WilliamHill etc don't usually take bets of my size.
>>77345000
Top fucking lel. Brilliant.
>>77345371
>>77345386
Sorry, we need to look out for ourselfes. We can talk again if stuff gets better there!
>>77345577
We delcare independance on the 23rd, after that day there's a 2 year grace period where we are locked into negotiations of trade and whatnot with the EU. After those 2 years we are truely free.
>>77345482
love how he speaks
makes me laugh every time
>tens of huge fishing trawlers with people that actually work on them
>some cuck and a load of women hired by the government in dinghies
>>77345658
Why don't you redeem your sins of being a degenerate by giving me enough money to retire early?
£5 million should do it.
>>77345583
Bitters are what keeps Nige alive.
>>77345656
Time to raid this fucker.
>>77345658
So were you born into your money then?
I make a fair amount of money but I'll never afford that supercar I've always wanted unless I change things up.
>>77345482
BASED MOGGY
Why is he not Prime Minister?
>>77345453
IT'S NOT ISLAM YOU ISLAMOPHOBE
STOP TRYING TO DENY ME MY SELF RIGHTEOUS ANGUISH
IT WAS A HATE CRIME AGAINST GAYS
RIGHT I'M OFF
>>77345423
tony does not have any balls
Nth for /pol/ navy. Toot toot.
>Brexit #Flotilla Sails Down The Thames, Sparks Mother Of All Meme Naval Battles
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/brexit-flotilla_uk_576135dde4b0681487dc4a14
>Brexit fleet of up to 30 boats sails past Gravesend en route to Parliament - and into 'battle' with Kent's Sir Bob Geldof
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/gravesend/news/brexit-campaign-sets-sail-97380/
>>77345837
No PM is perfect
>Conservative party is literally tearing itself apart
At least the purge will happen whichever way the referendum goes.
>>77345837
They're so many good fucking PM candidates lately.
>>77345787
I'll let you in on a little secret rich people know.
Cash is worthless, I don't have £5m in cash sitting around. All transfers of wealth are done of the back of bank LOC's or proof of funding via assets which we hold. Money doesn't make it's own money over time. Shit if you bought a 2 car garage in Knightsbridge in the 90's it'd be worth over £400k today (~370k profit).
>We just watched Cameron's last PMQ
>>77345450
why would you kill someone because they had a conscience?
also, he hadn't seen what b liar was going to do
>>77345837
I think he'd be better off as an MP cucking people at will.
Some classic bants to lighten the mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRRtusi-9xw
>>77345230
TAKE THEIR SHIPS AS PRIZES OF WAR
>>77345923
I plan to spend cash on property.
I need security, assets in my area.
Help.
>all these horns
How did leave do in PMQ's?
We're the remainians btfo?
>>77345297
what is your plan with the GBP/EUR hedge? just close one once the announcement is made/close?
>>77345960
Frankie Boyle is such a cuck though
How cucked is MTW these days?
HMS Victory has made contact with enemy vessel.
Repeat, contact has been made. Boarding procedure now.
>>77345872
It's surprising how quickly it's gone 180 for Cameron since coming out on top since the 2015 election. But I (or maybe someone else, can't remember) did say that it was luck that is going to run out. Looks like I may have been right.
>brexit fisherman have literally boarded geldof's boat to "tell him the truth"
The empire really is coming back lads
>>77346050
HEARTS OF OAK OUR SHIPS, HEARTS OF OAK OUR ARE MEN
>>77346040
People think frankie boyle is base but he's pretty much a more offensive russel howard, only make jokes about subjects that are relatively politically safe
>>77345923
>fiat currency is worthless and real wealth is the value of goods and property
>secret rich people know
Pretty sure anyone with even rudimentary grasp of economics knows that anon, we just don't have the capital to make the initial investment
>>77346008
Leave had no chance.
Remember: both of the primary speakers are in the In camp.
It was frankly sickening to see.
Why does britpepe have a Gibraltar passport?
Hope everyone has taken a gander at r/unitedkingdom for their daily dose of globalist tears
>>77346098
You can't go full /pol/ on live TV otherwise they won't air you. That's why Frankie got booted off.
>>77346082
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.
>>77346008
Literally everybody was banging on about how good it would be to stay.
You can watch it on iplayer senpai.
>>77346125
>Gibraltar
top lads
>>77346008
Every single question was pretty much this
"we all know leaving EU is bad and will destory the world, anyway, my constituents are all employed by the EU, how badly will they explode when Britian destroys itself by leaving?"
>>77345973
This is why the good Jewish overlords allowed us to use their banks. Go to a property auction post Brexit in any metropolitan area. The housing prices will be severely reduced due the uncertain future of the pound (among other things). You'll be buying property for 50-60 pence on the pound.
>we even have to ask the Poles to see how people might vote
Can't make this shit up.
>>77346144
absolutely delicious
>>77346175
mystery box pls
>>77345482
wow, what a condescending petulant bitch
> A fleet of fishing boats have intercepted and captured Bob Geldof's cuckship to claim it as a Prize of War and to give Geldof a right scolding.
Has there been anything more British in this whole campaign.
>>77346082
WE ALWAYS ARE READY: STEADY BOYS, STEADY!
>>77345813
Yeah, I was born into it but I'm also the youngest son so relative to my eldest brother who's a religious fanatic I get very little. But it doesn't bother me because it's more than enough to succeed from a business perspective.
>>77346175
I'll take one mystery box please shlomo
>>77346175
As long as the box doesn't contain more Europe, I'll take it.
It's like potpourri.
>>77346219
Yes but I need money for that.
Gib munny pls.
£5 million so I can buy lots of properties, do them up, rent them out and get a portfolio sorted out before I reach 30 and die.
>>77346350
(((((())))))
>>77346315
What will you do when the oil runs out?
Thundering in Devon, lads.
Comfy weather and comfy brit/pol/ thread.
>>77346175
We are not a big player in Europe. We are not in the eurozone, thank Jesus. The EU is a bankrupt wreck of unemployment and uncontrolled migration.
>>77346219
How would you suggest I protect my moderate amount of cash in the UK right now? (kept in banks)
Convert it to another currency? Invest in something? What?
I plan to buy a property soon but it looks like it will happen post-referendum.
https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/743052953586675712
Whoops, bad Remain PR here
https://twitter.com/LadyMercia/status/743028415666749440
can some one save this full sized image and post it here?
I can't seem to save it in png or jpeg
>>77346040
Boyle is a cunt.
>lol priests raping little boys
>lol child sex abuse
>lol americans indiscriminately bombing brown people
>POOR MUSLIMS ALWAYS GETTING HASSLED AT AIRPORT SECURITY, STUPID WHITE PEOPLE THINKING THEY HAVE IT BAD
Massive hypocrite desu
>>77346022
Basically yeah, simple play for whore money.
>>77346384
What is this? I see it around (((names))) but I don't get it.
>>77345632
might as well desu senpai
maybe try doublechins /pdfs ?
>>77346144
>muh life of privilege and comfort will surely be ruined if we leave the EU!!
>A cheap German music label that operates out of a re-purposed lederhösen factory in Bavaria has offered to sign me, my big music break is finally here, and yet you will deny me my life-plan?! Racist!
Lads, can banter be taken too far?
English fans in France throw coins at gypsy children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Hi6Fpllmo
>>77346175
the box, THE BOX!
>>77346350
FIlthy Yid has blown her lid.
>>77346441
Coincidence brackets.
>>77345230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
>>77345609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKJ2CeVEzPo
>>77346411
I have it saved.
Not posting it though, keeping it for...research purposes.
a reminder of what we are fighting for
>>77343090
>muh hard working white immigrants.
>>77345632
I would bloody well love it lad
>>77344921
BATTLE OF JUTLAND
>>77346481
Hahahahahahhahaha absolute ledge'z
>>77346411
> An avatar of Britannica standing on the prow of the fleet
> Intercept and board Remaineers
> Take their ships for Queen and Country.
>>77345960
MTW is reddit tier, you should be ashamed
>>77344559
Corbyn is such a wet blanket. No more class Milband Cameron banter.
>>77346296
WE FIGHT AND WE CONQUER AGAIN AND AGAIN
>>77346542
>Actually work hard unlike my countrymen and English workers
>Poles at work appreciate me and make tea for me
Soon I'll be King of the Poles
>>77346441
Dog whilste for "KIKE-JEW-CHRISTKILLER-ASHTRAYSPACESTEALER". Surprisingly it originated from outside /pol/. And ironically jewish people responded by willingly putting it on their usernames, as though willingly putting on the yellow stars in the thirties was sticking it to the nazis.
>>77346350
Bet she thought she was so clever saying that even though she misunderstood the quote.
>>77346367
Ah! The Greek has shown himself
>>77346392
Generally if GBP is weak USD will be strong, inversely if USD is strong JPY is genreally also strong. So hedging some funds to USD/JPY pre-BREXIT should be a good way of protecting some assets.
Additionally buy shares or options with long expiration (Please read about this first so you don't go bankrupt).
I'll give you a few tips - $VCH (Charles Voegele Holdings) and $ARNA (Arena Pharmaceuticals).
>>77346441
It's pretty much the modern day equivalent of the gold star. You put it around Jew names to expose them, and point out what a (((coincidence))) it is that they're adopting these culturally marxist and insane viewpoints that the left parrot, while being Kikes (which further lends credibility to the whole Jew puppet master theory)
>>77346168
nah, he's a socialist cuck, just an offensive one
>Everyone on this bridge is singing Rule Britannia at Nigel Farage
https://twitter.com/MichaelPDeacon/status/743055863569604609
>>77346649
>Surprisingly it originated from outside /pol/
Stormfront?
>>77346618
Watched commons a few weeks ago and he was a lot better
>>77345230
>mfw the media reports this as a vicious and unprovoked attack on innocent remain campaigners and public figures
>>77346687
Is that a tiny house he's sitting on, or is Moggy actually some sort of super mutant?
https://twitter.com/MichaelPDeacon/status/743056373068496896
UKIP BUS ON WESTMINSTER BRIDGE
>>77346441
Jews mate thousands of them
>>77346682
fucking beautiful
>>77346619
>tfw none are so free as the sons of the waves
>>77346618
Honestly a lot of what he says I can agree with, but it seems like he just doesn't know how parliament works, there's no charisma or wit there, just sort of boring. I wouldn't vote for him but I prefer him to people like blair.
>>77346619
WE NE'ER SEE OUR FOES BUT WE WISH THEM TO STAY
>>77346441
Someone originally made a chrome add-on which put brackets around jewish names like a modern star of david. It really caught on with jews until they found out and willingly put it on their names.
Google found out and deleted the add-on, jews keep jewing.
Do we get a Last Night of the Proms edition of Brit/pol/?
>Three news copters move David Coburn to roar: "Bloody hell! IT'S LIKE SAIGON!"
https://twitter.com/MarinaHyde/status/743043797186183169
>>77346852
Parliament doesn't work lol it's smoke and mirrors
>>77346682
Fucking beautiful.
>>77346906
Coburn is an absolute banter machine
>>77346935
Parliament has worked for hundreds of years and is possibly the greatest British invention of all time
>>77346743
This is the sort of thing that goes into the advanced Britishness hall of fame.
If they try supressing it or misrepresenting it, they'll be called killjoys.
>>77346906
This guy. This fuckin' guy.
>>77346780
>>77346682
>>77346398
>>77346411
It was a masterstroke plot by Farage to capture remaincucks infront of the House of Commons.
He's sending a message lads.
kek
>>77346963
Meanwhile, Scottish UKIP MEP David Coburn is shouting at Parliament. "Come out Salmond! Come out, wherever you are!"
https://twitter.com/MichaelPDeacon
>>77346987
>not covering chips in cheese and gravy
>>77346481
topkek look at them little romanian shits
>>77346987
kek
abunch of rich con artists pretending they have the right to tell us what to do
>>77346906
My goodness
>>77346987
Yea na I mean because of the EU and that
It would work, if they had real power
>>77346875
THEY NEVER SEE US BUT THEY WISH US AWAY
>>77346906
Coburn triggers the leftists so hard.
>>77347068
Please learn literally anything about the way government works and then come back to us
never underestimate the power of Hannan
>>77346451
>>77346549
https://mega.nz/#!VNg2yC5Q!r46pgnJPjo_BJibRYpC2tIM2GnVYrYwREdOZttB_QHw
>>77347096
Absolute madman
>>77344505
voting brexit then moving to NY for good and voting Trump in November.
I had to register as a republican last year for that shit.
>>77347111
IF THE RUN, WHY WE FOLLOW, AND RUN THEM ASHORE,
Nige live on sky
>>77346687
Ministry of Silly Walks eh?
>>77346906
This has been one of the most sureal days in British political history.
Imagine when they talk about this in Farage Sutdies at grammar schools across the land in 100 years times lads.
>>77347126
Truly based
>>77347122
jews pay both sides, all candidates are chosen to be bribeable or blackmailable, or more likely both. the candidates are presented to the people as actual choices, whilst they are merely wings of the same bird
>>77345482
He doesn't even want to be in politics anymore, Mogg man stays just to put down leftists and "Just call me" Davey C.
He's already stated that if he loses his seat he's quitting
>>77347263
*Farage Studies
>>77346660
We don't want your advice.
GIB MUNNY! YOU ARE SMELLY AND BROWN, WE ARE WHITE AND BEAUTIFUL, WE DESERVE MUNNY YOU DO NOT.
NOW GIB!
>>77346175
Has anyone ever asked them what terms like "Big player" and "Seat at the table" even mean?
FARAGE ON SKY NEWS
>>77347234
FOR IF THEY WON'T FIGHT US, WE CANNOT DO MORE
>>77347198
Oh mate Inverness guy what a lege hahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwsjJwPPvos
Scottish EU referendum poll IPSOS mori
Remain: 53% (-13)
Leave: 32% (+3)
Ah've been on that internet again right... An' it's always bin a bit wonky annit, always bin a bit weird yeah? But ah givvit another go 'cos like, it's technology and that innit, it's the MODERN AGE, where the marvels and wondrous digital contraptions brought forth by the electronic magicians truly boggle the contents of one's consciousness!
So ah went on there right an' this geezer went to me, ah dunno 'oo it woz coz like his name was "Anonymous," an' I'm pretty sure that wasn't 'iz real name, or if it woz, iz parents must've been on sumfing FUCKING MENTAL...
But anyway ee's come up to me on the internet right, on this site called 4chan which at first glance looks kind of like just a load of pictures an' writing an' that, sort of like a book, but the literary contents are NOT reminiscent of any TOME, VOLUME or PARCHMENT upon which yor 'umble narrator has ever set his gaze... WHERE WOZ I... THIS GEEZER, ee's gone: "'Ere," I sez "Wot," an 'e goes "For you."
I deliberated muchly on this pearl of unbridled wisdom, worthy perhaps of Descartes or else some other philosophical dabbler of his ilk, an' fort to myself "Not this again" coz it must've bin the fifteemf time somebody seddit on there in like ten minutes! Or mebbe it wuz the same geezer I dunno, EVERYONE'S FUCKIN' ANONYMOUS!
So, not one to leave such mysterious verbal fruit dangling before me, ah sed to 'im: "Oi m8, wot's yor fuckin' problem? 4 me? Wot's 4 me?" An this OSCAR WILDE of wit and charm told me to fack off back to Tumblr! I said "Excuse me bravva, I don't meen no disrespect or noffin' but mebbe YOU need to fuck off back to SKOOL, because YOU seem to be in dire desperate NEED of some educational and academical enlightenment!"
I dote know if it was just him callin' me a faggot twenty times, or twenty different Anonymouses, each one calling me a faggot, or some statistical comprisation between the two right, but ah basically got called a faggot twenty times... Not very modern AFTER ALL!
>>77347280
I fucking love Hannan
>>77346481
That's an act of charity. Don't demonise are lads.
>>77345652
Guys please stop posting cuck pics. There's only so much rage I can handle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_-QGNUYL5g
https://twitter.com/Telegraph_Data/status/743058040971104257
>>77347354
>(-13)
>>77347096
>>77347118
>>77347082
>>77347044
>Conversational snippets drift enticingly across the waters. "... Otherwise we'll have to invade Germany," concludes one Coburn soliloquy
https://twitter.com/MarinaHyde/status/743038479907586048
>>77347354
Oh my god, that's HUGE.
>>77347263
>"Insh'allah class, today we will be discussing the kaffir Nigel Farage, whose success to remove britain from the Eu allowed the filthy infidels to hold onto control for another 50 years after other Eurabian nations."
>>77347280
>reapers
>this dumb bitch repeating the question that he just answered
HE CANT FUCKING CHANGE ANYTHING
>>77347343
HEAT OF OAK ARE OUR SHIPS,
>>77346144
xaxaxaxa
>>77347449
Top kek.
He's extra triggering for the leftists since he's gay
I would vote leave but I don't want the Scots to leave us tbqh.
>GIVING AWAY OUR BIRTHRIGHT
>>77347326
how could he resist such eloquent and hard hitting logic?
>>77347449
ALAARM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzKB4Fi7lxM
>tfw dont have my passport becasue i don't have 1500 quid to get naturalized even though im white british and it's free for fucking pakis and somalians
>>77347542
>I don't want the Scots to leave us
They won't. They are welfare parasites, we are stuck with the cunts.
>>77347542
Leave won't make socts leave the UK, they're effectively blocked from doing it until it would be safe, doing it now would bankrupt them.
And what did the eU do to stop them from having the last referendum? Fuck all.
My goal in life is to become a banterous grandad who wears slippers and spends most of the day shouting at the news
>get to sit in a comfy chair and eat rich tea biscuits
>go to the hospital every few weeks and harass qt nurses
>can start conversations with strangers and make them feel uncomfortable
>sweet old lady wife who tolerates your bullshit and is nice to everybody
>kids think you're irresponsible and bigoted but grandkids know you're based af and won't make them eat their greens
>shoot power hose at cats that try to shit in your garden
Getting old won't be so bad
>>77347542
They won't leave
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/740497007249358848
Nige is working so fucking hard I'm going shed a tear if we don't leave.
Christ Nige just retrire regardless of what happens, you have played your part.
>>77347561
He gib now.
HE GIB NOW!
>>77347503
JOLLY TARS ARE OUR MEN
>>77347542
>>77347354
I think Sturgeon may get a bit of a shock. The question is, how many pro-EU No voters will begrudginly vote leave to prevent another referendum 9even though polls suggest there'd be another no vote if Cameron somehow allowed it to happen).
>>77346481
lmao they are literally trying to catch the coins, I prematurely assumed they would do that to amuse myself but I click play and they're actually doing it, the absolute madmen.
>>77347542
The Scots won't leave, they're bluffing
>>77346887
If anyone wants the firefox version, here is the source
>inb4 no code tags on /pol/
[code]
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[/code]
Go to add-ons, user scripts, new user script, then paste from clipboard
>>77347646
That's exactly like my grandfather.
>talking to him a few days ago about his youth
>"I remember my neighbourhood. It was nice before the coloureds moved in."
>>77345147
>You can see the men all on the side of the boat
>BOOM
;_;
>>77347646
That's the life.
Why do people who a year or two ago would care little about or even not be aware of high level UK-EU politics and regulation suddenly act as if it's the most important thing in their lives?
What do you actually stand to gain in material, not abstract terms? I'm not seeing anything. You think that Starbucks and McDonalds will suddenly hire more people? JP Morgan and co. will go back on their warnings of cutting jobs and give out lots of cushy roles to white British natives? The steel industry will see a revival despite world overcapacity? Maybe immigration and overpopulation will be slowed but will you really notice it that much compared to the sudden drop in economic activity?
I guess cheaper house prices (and cheaper wages) may benefit people with large existing cash holdings.
>>77347354
MINUS thirteen points
>>77347126
Hannan has really impressed me with his ability to debate and his knowledge of the facts
>I'm eligible for an Irish passport because of my Irish mother
>Ireland recognizes dual-citizenship
>mfw I'm gonna vote Leave and cuck Europe into letting me roam anyway
>>77347738
>javascript
>>77346499
nice flag.
Any cool hiking places in the Isle of Man?
>>77347542
You shouldn't care.
>>77347738
I KNOW WHEN IM BEING HACKED
>>77347751
That's true with most streets.
>>77347751
Tfw he's gone
Tfw no more tales about German plane engines above
>>77347777
Nice quads
>tfw going to be on question time tomorrow
not sure whether to make a serious point, or just spout a meme disguised as a serious point
>Helped get publicity
>Left Labour Remainers disillusioned
Thanks, BoomTown Bob
>>77347646
Kek, that's my grandad.
He shoots cat's that shit in the garden with an air rifle
>>77347829
>NIfag
>Irish and British passport
>Literally can't lose
Feels good, lad
>>77347671
WE ALWAYS ARE READY: STEADY, BOYS, STEADY!
>>77347849
Yeah, hike along the TT track whilst they're racing.
FARAGE EXPECTS THAT EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY
>>77347449
>The comments on it
They actually believe he's going to do it, how are lefties so inept at recognizing banter.
>>77347884
Submit a serious question then when they come to ask you change it.
I did that, they got really fucked off with me but it still was broadcast.
Put £60 on leave for nige.
Anything worth watching on the telly right now?
Ive got my passport. On my way back home ladz looking forward to getting my flag back and the Greeks stop pestering me.
Have we gone over this poll?
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/742824109680254976
EU referendum poll
Remain: 46% (-6)
Leave: 45% (+4)
(via ComRes, phone)
>>77347849
Snaefell, North and South Barrule, and there's the plantation/glen at Tholt-y-Will. I'd also suggest walking the railway tracks as they can lead to some great views along the west coast.
>>77347542
Scots will literally never ever leave the UK now. Oil prices have dropped since 2014 and when the oil markets crash in a decade or so they will have nothing to stand on, they will become fully intergrated and they can finally stop their petty tribalism and admit they are British.
>>77347884
Please meme for us lad. Ask about bankers and bonuses.
>>77347884
begging you to ask who ever is on about the next part of their master plan
>>77347849
You know you'll go infertile on the ferry crossing to the Isle of Man right?
That sea is the most radioactive in the world, it's why all the Irish look like mongoloids.
Did I really just watch a video of nigel on the river thames while liberals over loudspeaker yell at him about muh EU? for hours?
wew
>REMINDER: REMAIN IS LIU BEI, LEAVE IS CAO CAO
>>77348009
>>77348009
>>77348009
NEW THREAD
>>77347884
>mass immigration is class warfare
This meme appeals to people across the political spectrum. Plus it gives sympathy for the poor, so if any remain cuck tries to stump you, you can shame them and get a massive applause
Pls consider this lad
>>77347893
Wrong tweet selection
>>77347829
>mfw exact same here
Difference is, my Mum was born in London, so she can also vote in the EU referendum.
OH SHIT I thought this was Ian Beale for a second
>>77346701
therightstuff.biz
more specifically The Daily Shoah podcast.
>>77344559
Corbyn could lose us this Lads.
Hes been wheeled out just in time.
very suspicious
>>77347998
How is it in the FYRM?
>>77345482
That's how i always imagined englishmen, a fucking smug posh verbally abusing his opponents without acting like a rude pleb
Always calm and eloquent
>>77348010
Last night we were all over it. It's probably the best poll to come out for us so far; note the swings and not the outcome.
>>77347912
Glorious.
>>77345147
FUCKING
DELET
THIS
>>77347829
My Nan is Irish, would I be eligible for Irish citizenship?
>>77348016
>you'll never have a Britannic goddess gf
Navy pls go
>>77347542
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/02/11/brexit-vote-could-turn-uk-into-a-safe-haven-triggering-eu-disint/
Brexit vote could turn UK into a 'safe haven' triggering EU disintegration, say Barclays
Analysis from the bank said a 'leave' vote would open a "Pandora's Box" in the crisis-hit continent, and could dissuade Scotland from breaking away from the relative safety of the UK
>>77348082
Cheap, warm and scenic.
>>77348173
Yes.
>>77345167
why are they letting this tranny sit there? shouldn't it be in a mental hospital?
>>77347981
kek, what happened?
I'm in the Navy and voting leave, good luck lads.
>>77347786
My lad UKIP's been on the rise for about 5 years now.
>>77347884
ask them why they hate White children
>>77345147
DELTE THIS
>>77348044
excellent
i hope this blows up. this could be our emily thornberry moment.
>>77347829
That's actually pretty funny.
Sending my vote to remain tomorrow!
>>77348209
Shit, just asked my mum about it and it turns out my Nan was born in N.Ireland.
>>77348304
PALM UP
>>77348408
fuck off anime
>>77347884
If you say a dank meme please do it with confidence. I don't want to see some cunt sputtering and nearly crying as he says "c-can't b-barrage."
>>77345482
>it's not my party's government, it's Her Majesty's government
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>77348408
Go fuck yourself, we know your over there fondling kids in your care.
>>77348565
Can Japan join the EU instead?
>>77348465
People in N. ireland can get both British and Irish citizenship
>>77348408
what the hell
i thought we nuked this country how is it still posting
>>77345482
>mfw the minimum two year period where we remain in the EU post Brexit is going to spark a migration wave of the likes we've never seen before
>>77348758
Fuck that, let's have our own, seperate, trade agreement so I don't get shafted when it comes to buying figs
>>77348774
Two bombs wasn't enough
>>77348806
yeah that's going to suck but it might redpill some people on just how shit muslims integrate
sets up the stage for 2022 race war
>>77347884
>>77347981
kek, what happened?
>>77346660
Thanks mate
Going to look into it !
New bread?
>>77348758
Give us an independent trade agreement on your women please lad
Sat in the canteen, I work in the local council offices.
Full of boomers.
Conversation behind:
>are we in or out?
>not sure. Don't know enough about politics.
>it's a tricky question.
>well, I know one thing. Holidays are getting expensive in Europe.
>well in that case we should stay.
Holy fucking hell chaps. I hate boomers so much.
Anyway, I had a chat with them and now they're disgusted with the EU and voting Leave.
That makes 5 people I've convinced to join Leave.
Who else here is converting the plebs? What's your high scores?
RULE BRITANNIA
>>77349455
Cheers
IF YOU'RE IN CARDIFF PREP FOR SOME IMMENSE WAVES INCOMING, NOT FROM THE SEA BUT FROM THE VALLEYS, WE'RE GETTING HAMMERED WITH RAIN AS THICK AS CUM
if we lose will brit/pol concede that morality man was right all along
>>77349268
The rare Brits who graduate from being monolingual can get preferential treatment on this
>>77349619
fuck off already. you guys have worse teeth than us
![Adekan_v04.zip-Adekan_v04_c13.1-14.2+Extra_[L.O.V.E.]-Adekan v04 c13.1 - 029.png](https://i.imgur.com/MZRclnU.png "Adekan v04.zip-Adekan v04 c13.1-14.2+Extra [L.O.V.E.]-Adekan v04 c13.1 - 029")
>>77349268
>>77349619
Pls gib husbandos too
>>77348309
But what can the average person stand to gain in real terms?
It just seems like a bunch of people from poor economic/educational backgrounds irrationally getting their hopes up for some unspecified by surely grand change in their lives.
https://twitter.com/MarinaHyde/status/743065166540066816
>Asked about his next move, Farage says he'd love to do a series of First World War programmes on BBC One
>brexit happens
>Farage moves on to become THE official british history teacher
>Redpills us all about it was the jews dragging us into it all along
>Britain embraces natsoc for its own ends
>Implying Farage isn't actually trying to jumpstart The Empire again
![Ck_dWjMWUAAucXA[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0X5QO3H.jpg "Ck dWjMWUAAucXA[1]")
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