>tfw no qt German nationalist gf
Lol cripple
>>77340381
>tfw she shits herself and you ahve to take care of her
>>77342357
She would appreciate you much more than an able bodied woman would
>>77342464
kek'd
>>77342357
Still better genes than a burger
>tfw you just finished masturbating and you think you have exhausted the list of available fetishes for the day
>tfw you forgot about your wheelchair fetish and you already have a boner
>>77340381
>You will never have to carry her up a flight of stairs
>you will never kiss her on the back of the neck while pushing her chair
please just end this
>>77342423
>this is my fetisch
>>77342423
>there is possibly a person who gets paid to clean her afterwards
what suicide ritual will lead me into that reincarnation heaven
>>77342357
just like german nationalism
>>77342612
>>77342612
Idea if pan-Germanism grows stronger. Especially in Switzerland and Austria. When Germany ethnically cleansed herself from lesser races, it will reclaim Prussia, Silesia and Sudets.
Her cuckold husband is not only prepping food in the background...
>>77340381
>nationalism
>that flag
pick one
>>77342979
Don't have to be a nazi to be a nationalist, dumbass.
>>77342423
Love is the strongest bond you could imagine
>>77342612
10/10 janosz
>>77342802
>pan-germanism
>not cancer
>>77340381
Displays of the flag in Germany are just a matter of soccer enthusiasm.
It has nothing to do with any actual patriotism or even nationalism.
Unfortunately.
>>77342612
Sick burn , kurwa
>>77343496
How noble desire to unite Germans under one flag can possibly be a cancer? Explain yourself, undereducated plebeian.
>>77342612
top kek
>>77340381
If you're refering to the NAZIs, they were National Socialists.
>>77340381
>tfw no English nationalist gf
>>77343152
I had fun at Croatia
>>77345051
It sucks compared to Italy.
>>77340381
wow she's wheely hot
>>77340381
>tfw no qt German nationalist gf
to trick you and cuck you with Saleem
All women are cheats eventually.
>>77340381
Autobots, ROLL OUT!
>>77340381
>Nationalist
>Not using the black white red flag
Pick one
>>77342357
She not crippled. She's a mutant
>>77345532
http://onaroll.de/en/home/ueber-mich/
>>77345162
Dem some hot wheels
>>77340381
Your pic reminds me
>ninth grade
>there's a sweet pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident
>has very few friends due to her condition
>she's a fantastic artist
>my friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately
>we start to hang out outside of school
>she takes me home one day to watch a movie
>I ask her if she can show me her portfolio(she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass
>during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom
>retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all her art pieces off and trash them
>leave
>the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said "I made them look like you"
>all my friends laugh heartily
>she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day
It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fuck was wrong with us.
>>77345286
>Not using the black white red flag
The flag has a name
>>77345587
You sick fuck
>>77345587
Jesus dude you're a fucking psychopath
>>77345850
>>77345850
It´s pasta
>>77345587
Never disencourage an artist mate ...
>>77345744
that's pasta new cunt
>>77342612
kik
>>77342612
noice
>>77345659
>>77342578
I know dat feel
why even live?
>>77345850
>>77345878
it's an old copypasta, you fucking newfriends
>>77345587
>things that never happened
>>77345587
savage
>>77340381
Nice. She's in the panzer division too. Bonus.
>>77345587
lol
Asians have no souls
>>77345587
>t. Mustalainen
Gas yourself
>>77346049
I don't know, I just don't
>tyske kvinnfolk
Lol Hal of all women have at least quarter foreign blood in the West.
Never again. Give me a nice bondegirl from the bygda all day. At least she can råne with me all night and doesn't ge pissed when I smell like wunderbaum.
>>77344916
God I fucking love the radfem haircuts
>>77345587
This is a copypasta older than most of the posters here
>>77346625
Jesus.
>>77343159
And some of us will never get to experience it
>>77340381
oh baby a cripple
>>77346736
>Not hanging out in your Volvo 240 outside Esso in Sogndal with your blonde qt all night
What are you doing with your life Kjell?
>>77343152
Croatia is far better than your cold shitty northern caliphate
go check on ahmed and your wife, they might need more lube
>>77345587
THIS IS COPYPASTA
>>77340381
>Nationalist
>Black, red and yellow
>>77343159
No its literally the bond between sub atomic particles.
>>77346849
You mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvTYWhIEr_U
>>77344916
english slags truly are the best
>>77340381
Kom deg til helvete tilbake til /int/, sjakkanon.
>>77346860
>Croatia is far better than your cold shitty northern caliphate
I guess that's why everyone is migrating to Scandinavia and not Croatia, huh?
>go check on ahmed and your wife, they might need more lube
I don't have a wife.
>>77345587
I remember doing something like this as well
>4 tards in school
>school holds sports day
>everyone get's a participation medal
>tards put their into their backpacks upon order of their wrangler
>lunch time comes
>get idea that seemed fucking hilarious at time
>me and friend sneak into tard classroom take medals out of 2 tards backbacks put them into other 2 tards backpacks
>ask tards if I can see their cool medals
>they get enthusiastic and go to get them watch as they search hopelessly
>eventually they both see their medals in other tards bag
>tard fight breaks out
>one tard gets slammed through table they beat the fuck outta each other for about 8 consecutive minutes with chairs tables and fists because tard wrangler couldn't split them up because woman
felt bretty bad wasn't as funny as I tyought it'd be
>>77345587
Drink bleach.
>>77346199
I have been laughing at this for 20 minutes now. hahha
Fucking hell, nice shitpost
>>77346849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcs87rRKuRA
>>77347154
Exactly and like this
https://youtu.be/cCs32RiFVrY
The worst part is spending your years from end of grunnskole all through VGS and lærlingsperioden like this and then you move out of the country and everybody takes you for a retard for liking this. Nobody drives around here for fun. All the BMW and Audis are driven by turks. I haven't seen a Volvo in weeks and nobody likes to hang out in each others cars listening to some country.
I want to go back more than anything but now I'm too old for this Lifestyle and I continue to make Bad life decisions.
>>77347622
In Australia, we call those things wog chariots
KEK
>>77342612
#shreckt
>>77347419
>I guess that's why everyone is migrating to Scandinavia and not Croatia, huh?
that's exactly why sweden is shit, you let them in
>I don't have a wife.
and you never will, swedish women belong to ahmeds and muhammads
>>77345744
>>77345850
>>77345878
>>77346150
>>77346106
>>77346380
>falling for this old pasta
Kill yourself
>>77345587
Thank you for proving that /pol/ have very few old visitors left. It's a pasta. However did, if did so in real life, should be shot.
>>77347622
>stanceworks
found the faggot
>sweden
makes sense
>>77340381
She gets a neck shoot for beeing a degenerate whos poluting the gene pool.
Fucking cant walk. Discusting.
In to the offen it goes.
>>77347755
>Finland
>White
>>77347726
I just took the picture from Google. What, are you pissed because americans can't make cars?
>>77347712
>that's exactly why sweden is shit, you let them in
You forget the fact that Croatia is 100% not white. They have been #turked for centuries.
>and you never will, swedish women belong to ahmeds and muhammads
I never will because I am a celibate. The christian lifestyle is for me.
>>77347891
>hahalolo finns are mongols maymay
daily reminder that mongols didn't even come this far
>>77348050
>Christian
>Proud White
Pick one, abrahamic cuckold. I bang fellow Germanic ladies in the wild pagan orgy all the time, couldn't have been happier. That's what our ancestors did.
>>77348193
Stop behaving like one then. Siding with Hungary and Croatia over your nordic brethren. Tsk.
>>77346199
Fucking kek
>>77342612
Poland bringing the heat.
>>77348221
I don't have to pick just one. Protestantism and catholicism are the jew versions of christianity. The Bible promotes an entirely different message. The white race is bleeding offspring of God, spiritually descended from Heaven to dwell on Earth. We are the master race, and there is no shame in it.
>>77340381
How do people get gf
I've never had one
>>77348714
Fuck some drunk chick and dont leave in the morning.
Congratz she is now your gf
>>77345587
kek i remember this pasta
>>77348503
It's an abrahamic religion created by Jews for Jews and about Jews. Also, cuckoldry is a part of the plot.
Science proves our master race and Germanic divinity.
>>77349100
>It's an abrahamic religion created by Jews for Jews and about Jews. Also, cuckoldry is a part of the plot.
I guess that's why it promotes the genocide of jews, huh? Weird that the jews would create a religion like that.
>Science proves our master race and Germanic divinity.
Too bad you're not germanic. You're just some commie-slav. Literally no different from a nigger.
>>77348902
>drunk chick
That's rape in the US
>>77349227
Lucky English Girls are whores who will fuck anything.
>>77348902
I don't want to lost my virginity to a slag.
>>77349208
I am Russlanddeutsche and proud follower of Odinism. You are degenerate abrahamic cuckold without normal sexual life.
>>77349641
>WE WUZ GERMANIC AND SHIT
Just stop. Russians are filthy slavs, and that's just what you are. You will never be germanic.
>>77349873
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germans_from_Russia
I am an actual German, uneducated degenerate. My Family Chronicle has ancestry back to 1200s
>>77350077
Of course you do. And I'm sure niggers were kangz and shit too? Right?
>>77342612
EUROPE'S GREATEST HOPE
>>77348193
isn't the argument that the natives in Finland had quite a bit of Asian blood in them from the get go?
>>77340381
nobody wants a sjw girlfriend so no
>>77350287
Sexual depriviation makes you incapable of learning history, Kjuck Al-Blackedsson? We have half a million of pure Germans in Russia. Used to have 4 millions just 20 years ago. Have you ever seen Ruskie named Gustav Immanuel? Retard.
>>77344575
>wanting to give up your peoples autonomy and self rule
>noble desire
just because austrians and most of switzerland speak german dosen't mean they have tye same culture as germany. Germany should be balkanized.
if anything more countries should be balkanized including Russia and America.
>>77340381
How would one even talk to someone in a wheelchair, do u continuously keep looking down at them when u talk or at some point do you try to "level" with them ?
Slowly moving towards a chair or something ? i dont understand this social event.
>>77351020
why is this deleted lol
>sitting in a chair with wheels on it
are all germans this fucking lazy?
>>77351081
Sexual gratification makes you incapable of seeing the truth. The jews have you by the balls. Stop being a sinner and perhaps you will be enlightened.
>>77342612
Kek.
>>77351328
how hard can it be, just look at people when you talk to them.
I'm taller than most people, that doesn't mean that I wont look people in the eye when talking to them
>>77351020
I see it as minimum: Germany (with Prussia and Sudets) + Austria + Liechtenstein
Middle ground: Germany + Austria + Liechtenstein + Switzerland + Benelux
Ideal:
Germany + Austria + Liechtenstein + Switzerland + Benelux + Denmark + Norway + Sweden + Iceland
With capital in Aachen. That union wages war against the world to erase non pure Whites once and for all. Darwin Fucking Wills it!
>>77351612
and then Russia kills us all, like usual
>>77346486
>tfw permavirgin
>tfw even girls in wheelchairs wouldn't date you
>>77340381
>nationalist
>the shit-blood-piss flag
R U KIDDING ME?
>>77351748
nationalists are cancer just like sjws annd liberals
d-does she poo in a diaper? would smash regardless
>>77345587
>>77345877
>>77346074
>>77347713
Yeah, yeah, keep telling that to yourselves.
Everything is "just a pasta" when it's too sad to comprehend.
>>77349833
>filthy slavs
Says the cuck master.
>>77352074
>Says the cuck master.
Said Hitler, actually.
>>77351775
Shut up, take a shower, drink a pint, sing "Danke Deutschland" and get some sense of pride.
>>77351677
Modern Russia will fail from attack from such a state. Modern Russia is extremely vulnerable. Even USA will fail from United Germanic Empire.
>>77345587
This is pasta I saw it long long ago. However you're a souless finn so I'm sure you would do the same
>>77352152
I'm slavic, not german
>>77352138
Why won't you just acknowledge that modern day western nations are cucked beyond recognition ?
It's time for you to go mate, sorry.
>>77340381
How is that a nationalist
>>77352408
kek
>>77340381
TFW no nationalistic Aussie GF
>>77352408
>Why won't you just acknowledge that modern day western nations are cucked beyond recognition ?
At least we're not sub-human trash like you slavs. See the difference? You've always been cucked. Also, show some respect. The only reason you're not Africa-tier is because of "western nations". Pic-related.
Vermin.
>>77352548
Why are you even on /pol/? Back in the oven.
>>77343152
I like Croatia
>>77340381
>german
>nationalist
Pick one
>>77352408
>>77352575
Slavs did some great stuff, I'll give them that. Kopernik for example. Most were Russians though, and Russians have some Nordic divine blood in them. Slavs have no place in Germanic countries though.
>>77347419
Come on Sweden even I know Croatia is one of the most beautiful European countries left. Your bantz are falling flat today tell Jamal to get off the computer.
>>77352762
>Slavs did some great stuff, I'll give them that.
Not even comparable to the achievements of the germanic race.
>>77352575
That just shows how retarded you really are. EU is sucking dry Poland, prices have gone up on every product 3-5 times, that statatistic is worthless.
Do you really think my little cuck friend that EU controlled by jews,bankers and corporations would just give Poland money for free ? You have no idea how EU works so pls stfu, your autism level is too high.
>>77352408
mein seids
She would have the empire flag if she was really nationalist.
>>77352823
>Come on Sweden even I know Croatia is one of the most beautiful European countries left.
Have you ever been there? I have, and it's literally Africa compared to Scandinavia. Then again, I'm not surprised that you find Croatia charming. It's cluttered with mongrelized trash just like America. Reckon you feel a connection, right?
>>77348193
Its undeniable dude...
>>77351687
>>77348193
Don't get too mad over memes. It's what our country is best at anyway, it's better to just embrace it.
>>77352575
>be rebuilt after ww2 from american money
>LOL YOU'RE SO POOR IT PROVES YOU'RE SUBHUMANS
you filthy cucks don't deserve a good life, I'm glad you're being overrun by muslims
>>77352987
>That just shows how retarded you really are. EU is sucking dry Poland, prices have gone up on every product 3-5 times, that statatistic is worthless.
People are more inclined to trust fact over fiction. Stop pulling shit out of your ass and come with some numbers. You're anchor on the prosperity of Europe.
>Do you really think my little cuck friend that EU controlled by jews,bankers and corporations would just give Poland money for free ?
For free? No. To keep up an illusion, yes? Seems like you've fallen for it. Then again, what can you expect from someone with the intelligence of a slav?
Can't even see you on the list. Pathetic excuse for a country.
>>77345587
You need to find her and apologize.
>>77352907
It's Germanic Race. Of course, we are genetic gold. We destined to make things great and exterminate non-pure White from the face of years and rule White World as a Highest Race.
>>77353231
Your countries have always been shit. Even before WW2.
>>77340381
So does her reproductive system work or not? I'm not even memeing here. I sincerely don't know.
>>77348193
t. alpo partola
>>77345587
I remember this from here.
>>77345587
Wow thats some old pasta
>>77353438
Can she feel her pussy when you have sex? I've never pondered these questions before
>>77353438
Short story: Yes.
>>77353575
Short story: No.
>>77353369
This is good.
>>77353541
It's disturbing how many people fell for it.
I bet most people here haven't been even 5 years on 4chan.
>>77353674
That sucks
>>77340381
she can ride on my handlebars
>>77353674
So if we REALLY wanted a child, I could impregnate her and the pregnancy would go work, but she cannot feel any sexual pleasure?
Again, I'm not trying to be some fucking weirdo, I just don't know how paraplegia works.
>>77346199
>>77347587
>>77348347
You could even say she's special forces.
>>77340381
unable to exercise. she will get fat.
>>77354105
>Implying you're not too fat to ride a bicycle
>>77354208
theres a version for you too faggot
>>77353278
>People are more inclined to trust fact over fiction. Stop pulling shit out of your ass and come with some numbers. You're anchor on the prosperity of Europe.
Do you think they make stats how many small/medium polish business fell because of EU taxes and regulations ? How big corporations are taking over all of our market and turn it into outlet ? How our indebtedness has risen, cause for every dotation we need to take huge loans from western banks ?
That's your problem, you stopped thinking critically long time ago that's why ahmed is now fucking you in the brown town.
Pathetic.
>>77354312
>Do you think they make stats how many small/medium polish business fell because of EU taxes and regulations ? How big corporations are taking over all of our market and turn it into outlet ? How our indebtedness has risen, cause for every dotation we need to take huge loans from western banks ?
So what you're basicallly saying is... you have no evidence? Great.
Pic-related: Just goes to show how much like niggers you really are.
>>77354508
All slavs are niggers but wrong color by accident.
>>77354109
More or less. The ability to have a child should not be compromised in most cases, but there's usually little to no sensation in the genital area.
However, there are things like reflex orgasms, and also incomplete spinal injuries, which is why the "yes" and the "no" were the short story.
>>77349591
Male virginity has no value
>>77340381
>nationalist
>BRD flag
Yeah right.
>>77354508
Here you go abdul, some numbers for ya.
>>77353369
It's funny coz it's true
>>77349591
>>77354689
If you're male, over ~25 and single, your life is over. Congrats.
You had one life and you ruined yours. Congrats.
Your LTRs are almost always going to be bad and you should just give up on marriage as a concept and only live for yourself. The reason why? You've missed the boat on getting a "good" marriage and now will have to settle for something much lesser and more sad.
You were SUPPOSED to start dating your wife when she was like 16-22 and you were the same age. That way you'll be able to enjoy her optimal beauty and innocent years before she starts to decay and become corrupted.
If you start dating a 25 year old as a 27 year old, that means other men enjoyed her best years which you'll never get from her. They experienced young love with her, the most pure and powerful type of love there is. The relationship is skewed in her favor from the start.
Not only that, but at age 25+ most high value (cute, sweet, innocent etc.) girls are in long term relationships or married themselves to dudes that snagged them in high school or college. you're just left with the trash that no one else wanted.
Common cope incels hold to is to become rich enough to marry 10 years younger when they're 30 or so, but those marriages have really high levels of divorce and you have to be super Chad and rich to pull it off. It's also creepy and weird to most of society, and you two will have no chemistry due to growing up in different times. She will also be less attracted to you due to your aging looks, which will probably hurt.
>but I didn't want to get married anyway
This is a coping strategy. It's every dude's dream to own (because marriage essentially is, ownership of a woman) a cute, nurturing, innocent girl and have her bear a bunch of your children, cook meals for you, and spend the rest of your years loving eachother in sweet blissful harmony. If you have convinced yourself you don't want that you're only lying to yourself.
>>77345587
i wonder what kind of sick fucker wrote this pasta
>>77342548
Dude why are you wasting your life, do nofap, quit wanking, do something productive, let your anger out on the world not yourself please :(
>>77354508
>largest immigrant group accused of most crimes
wow who would have thought
>>77354858
>tfw 25 year old kissless handholdless virgin
>>77354858
>im 12 and what is life
the post.
>>77355017
Go back to Poland.
>>77354656
Huh, well that's interesting. So I could fall in love with a cripplefu and still further my bloodline. Interesting to know.
>>77342612
I don't get it
>>77354858
>being this bluepilled
Wew lad.
>>77354858
I think you mongolian faggots place to much emphasis on sexual intercourse and rape/hedonistic topics in general.
>wall of text
>>77355171
thanks friendo but i'm having a field day pursuing academic career here in sweden. it's really a great country with very nice people save for the likes of you.
>>77354689
It does to me. I'm Catholic.
>>77349591
I'm 22. That is all very interesting but how do I actually get gf.
>>77355260
Yes, but if you're going to raise a child with her, expect having the lion's share of the housework on your hands.
>>77355463
Meant to respond to >>77354858
>>77345587
this is like 6 years old pasta right.
>>77355463
do you have any social circles? do you meet with girls at all?
>>77345195
not false.
>>77355578
>going outside
>>77355463
If you're holding out that's different to being an incel like me
>>77354858
26 yo
not virgin, but never dated, only fucked
Is a wheelchair lady more likely to give up that butthole?
Hvorfor har du lyst på tyske folk?
>>77355848
no because bladder control. if u want butt hole try Orlando
>>77352009
No. That one really is pasta. But the original was a sick fuck for sure.
>>77355578
They are frequently impossible to talk to. All the girls I meet in class at uni are the kind of people who like Murakami and Life of Pi and think postmodernism is just so cool. I meet some girls through my nerdy hobbies (anime, RPGs, etc.) but they're usually taken or also have boring taste (Fairy Tail, SAO, etc.). Also they're all students so they're almost all feminists and so on.
>>77355907
Förmodligen för att de inte är så självgoda som norska kvinnor.
>>77355495
Yeah, that's something I'll have to come to terms with should I ever find a wheelchairfu.
>>77342612
HA
>>77356363
Your standards are to high set m80, the only thing me and my gf have in common is our etnicity and our distaste of jews and arabs, we've been together for almost 5 years and are planning to engage and have children. Lower the bar, change your interests and you'll find someone you can grow to love.
>>77346849
People like that are literally the bottom of
The barrel here.
>>77340381
vai te fuder nazista retardada. quando essa merda da helena passa na frente da minha casa me dá vontade de tocar um ovo na cara dessa filha da puta, e só não faço isso porque não quero dar chance pro azar de ter que puxar assunto com essa merda.
>>77356469
There are many things you might need to come to terms with, but it could very well be worth it.
>>77356997
wouldn't be much different. Men have done everything for women for millennia, and will continue to do so. you might even get some gratitude from a potato.
>>77342612
>>77348050
they have been invaded, yes
they haven't given their rapist invaders the golden ticket free welfare ride, however.
>>77340381
I'm sure all this rolling around have her Ubermensch strength for her handjobs
>>77343152
>Tfw want to visit Croatia
>Latino but look Arabic
Will they hate me bros?
>>77357488
She's fit enough to play for your national team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG1ZfpHBANE
>>77357134
Hey now. My brother had twins with his wife like 9 months ago and they both seem to share the workload. I can't imagine how much of a pain in the ass it is to take care of two babies. They always sneak away to change and nap them so it's seamless from my end, but I know it's a bitch for both of them. But of course they take it in stride because it is their children. I can tell you right now that they appreciate each other taking a good share of the workload. I hope to some day feel that boundless devotion to my small children one day.
Point being, not all relationships are shitty trailer trash relationships where one side does all the work and the other is some careless piece of shit that just drinks all day.
>>77340381
I have German girlfriend who looks after all my needs and pays for all my stuff but I dont think she's a nationalist. pic related
t.muhammed
>>77357971
were you raised by a single mother?
>>77358147
this is so british of you muhammad.
>>77358525
QUINTESSENTIAL
>>77358497
No, I was born in wedlock to two loving parents who both worked 8-5 jobs.
Why is that relevant?
>>77354858
>mfw grew up in a town where you could only choose between shitskins, whores and ugly/fat bitches
live is a pain
>>77357420
>they have been invaded, yes
So inferior to turks. Got it.
>they haven't given their rapist invaders the golden ticket free welfare ride, however.
Neither have we. You're thinking of Canada.
