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CHILD EATEN BY ALLIGATOR AT DISNEY RESORT IN ORLANDO
Florida is cursed by kek
BAN ASSAULT CROCODILES
>>77321955
>>77321999
Witnessed.
>>77321846
>boy
Nothing of value was lost
>>77321955
>>77321999
Noice
Gators are a species of peace.
Which would you pic /pol/
Your 2 year old son or the 100 million dollar settlement?
>>77323647
my son
>>77321999
THEY'RE GATORS YOU CHECKED MONGALOYD
SHALL NOT
at least we picked Trump...
>>77321846
i live in tampa florida
i used to go gator fishing with my buddies back in the day wed take shark hooks and loads them with weights and try and scag the back of gators and reel them in
Florida people are crazy
Florida is baiscally the US's australia
>>77321846
i'm sure that alligator converted to islam recently
>>77323388
Double checked
>>77323647
i'd take the shekels. i wouldn't even know the brat very well at only 2 years old.
>>77323594
Alli crocbar
>>77321846
>inb4 alligator called 911 and pledged allegiance to ISIS
>>77321955
I was thinking this as I read it. Either somebody in Orlando has angered Kek, or somebody is summoning him to inflict his wrath on Orlando.
Regardless, Kek's presence is definitely in Orlando.
>>77323757
Yeah, but was it gay?
>>77321999
Haha.
Check mine.
>>77323853
Kek
>>77323833
jesus christ how horrifying.
saved
>>77323893
it took a 2 year old, so a gay pedophile.
>>77321846
fucking kek
WHY IS IT IMPORTANT THAT WE USE THE WORD ALLIGATOR
>>77321955
>>77321999
>>77323388
>>77323711
>>77323744
>>77323833
>>77323866
KEK has blessed this thread
>>77323647
I've literally tried to broker the selling of a child I fathered.
I wanted $15 000
turned out having him as a lifeline to his maternal grandparents was worth more tho
>>77324041
>it took a 2 year old, so a gay pedophile.
Pedophile Crocodile?
>>77324138
pedodile
>>77323744
Minimum income is a good thing if we get robotics to do all the work, so it's a ways off.
In other news, Donald Trump has found evidence that the alligator was a muslim with ties to Isis.
>>77321999
SHALL NOT INFRINGE
>>77324002
Sheepfuckers btfo by kek, fuck Australia
Do you guys know Muslims believe animals are Muslim? Clearly a jihadigator. I bet the kid was Jewish, too.
>>77321999
top Kek PBUH
>>77324244
Checked. Fucking pedodiles
>>77321955
Witnessed! Let his will be done! I'a! I'a!
>>77321846
>CIA have operation headquarters in Disney World for Club Shooting Hoax.
>Child wanders away
>Sees something he isn't supposed to see
>CIA feeds him to gator
>>77321846
Have ISIS claimed responsibility yet?
>>77323594
HE WUZ A GOOD CROC
>>77323594
This alligator was actually a child too and he went regularly to Disney World.
/POL/ BTFO
>>77321955
Only Orlando. Someone there must have really pissed him off.
Why were the parents supervising their child?
Was the baby gay?
>>77323647
2 years old is nothing, I can make another.
He's a good gator, he dinchew nuffin
>>77323866
Forgive us Kek please take your wrath to somewhere like San Fransico. Forgive us Kek Praise Kek
>>77321955
>>77321999
Praise le Kekodile
>>77324473
upvote
>>77321955
>>77321999
>>77323388
>>77323744
>>77323833
>>77323866
>>77324100
Oh lawd praise this thread.
heres da sun of a bith righ ere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk&spfreload=10
>>77324473
>he dinchew nuffin
god save the queen
Poor gator I bet he's still hungry.
BAN ASSAULT RIFLES NOW!
>>77324564
HE A GENTLE GIANT
HE SPREADING THE WORD OF JESUS CHRIST
>>77324489
The whole world shall feel the wrath of kek.
Only those who embrace the subconscious darkness will be spared.
KEK IS REAL
CROC DINDU NUFFIN
CHECK 'EM
All these repeating numbers, what does it mean? Is Trump going to win the election.
>>77324665
Yes.
>>77324665
YOU STUPID FUCKING LEAF
>searching for
I got bad news for you m8 he ded..
gators just rip things into chunks and swallow it,or just swallow it whole if its small enough
>>77324665
Of course. KEK wills it
>>77324711
Kek hates Canada
>>77324885
is Kek the one burning the entirety of Canadialand?
>>77321999
>>77321955
Kek be praised
>>77324129
we all know this amount of dubs means that we will get an habbening today as well
kek has spoken
>>77321846
Can someone please scout black twitter for some good OC about stupid white people, scary animals, Trump, and black people being holocausted by police? I need it for research.
thnx
Fucking media won't show the real pictures of the baby and the gator. He was a good Reptile! He died spreading the word of Jesus Christ! The baby was a racist reptilianphobe!
>>77324665
Off by one.
>>77324698
Nice.
>>77324711
Rude! Nice dubs tho
>>77324804
:)
BAN ASSAULT ALLIGATORS NOW!
>>77321846
BAN ASSAULT GATORS
>>77321846
I call shens
>>77325177
>Assault with a deadly weapon: Florida man charged with throwing alligator into Wendy’s
Fucking assault gators.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys/?utm_term=.6bb40ca059bc
ban assault alligators
>>77325411
Why does all the weird shit happen in Florida?
Every single thread there shall be a check and every single thread we shall praise KEK.
Do you think these happenings are a side-effect of something greater
Is it Kek's subtle way of telling us Florida's gonna go red?
>>77325404
KEK IS FUCKING WITH US AND HE'S BURNING 2016 TO THE GROUND
WE'VE MEMED TOO FAR
>>77325819
Not too far enough.
>>77321955
>>77321999
Kek sees you and blessed be thy Kek
dubs just to restore the faith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
THREAD THEME
>>77321846
ABANDONED BY GOD
Typical!
A black ape plays with a boy and gets shot when he didnt do anything but when a white alligator kills a boy its just a slap on the wrist!
CHECK FOR KEK
>>77321846
This is some spooky NWO Jew gun control Rituak
Strangle child in water
Be sure it gets caught in the ocean current
Say alligator took the kid away
PROFIT by not paying to raise kid!
>>77326032
PRAISE KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
THREAD THEME
Doubles and Hillary wins.
guys your meme frog isn't real
stop worshipping him
STOP.
>>77325701
P < 0.05 - that's some statistically significant KEK going on
>>77326064
Casey Anthony strikes again!
>>77326124
N I C E
>>77325701
Kek is with us. PRAISE KEK.
>>77326124
triple and trump wins
>>77326147
Its even better than that
There were two 999s
>its a repeating digits thread
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7TUr047h7o
>>77321955
Blessed.
>>77326152
I just don't believe a caring parent would let their 2yr old out of there sight. I'd give that alligator a hell of fight and I'd die before it took my child away.
>>77321846
I can't wait to see what excuse Hillary and Obama use to blame this all on Trump, or white people in general. Mark my words... the media and social media will blame white people.
>>77326299
Dear God...
>>77321846
Good, hopefully Disney tickets go on sale
>>77326288
>>77326333
caring parents dont let their 2 year old walk around at 9:30 out of arms reach
nor do they let their child near water in florida, muchless at night
>>77326124
Doubles and she is imprisoned for her crimes.
>This thread.
HAS MEME MAGIC GONE TOO FAR?
>>77326403
But the quiet upset is growing against that though, each time.
And the votes will make it apparent.
>>77326500
WEW LAD
>>77326533
STOP THIS
>>77326550
>SHSWET
>>77326569
No.
>yfw meme magic is a controlled opposition psy-op crafted by the Illuminati and CIA
>>77326627
This is how a thread dies
With thunderous applause.
>>77321846
Florida is America's Australia
What did florida do to deserve this ass raping? Jesus.
>>77326711
>11
AHHHHH
>tfw this gator was a disciple of Kek.
>>77321955
>>77321999
I guess I won't be visiting Florida this Summer
BU NU NU
I AN ALLIGATOR
>>77326500
>>77326533
>>77326600
No words.
This thread is undoubtedly reinvigorating Kek. Something's gonna happen.
>>77323647
As a father of a three year old, my son. Anyone that would go for the money is either a nigger or a kike.
Are digits the result of meme magic or a power source?
>>77321955
You mean blessed
Florida will lead the fight in recovering America from the globalist kikes
>>77326908
>As a father of a three year old, my son. Anyone that would go for the money is either a nigger or a kike.
Maybe it's their wife's son. In that case I'd say go for the money.
>>77321846
STOP NIGGERS WE HAVE A FUCKING SHOOTING ON OUR HANDS AGAIN GET IN HERE NOT SURE IF SHOOTER AT LARGE
>>77326629 →
>>77326629 →
>>77326629 →
>>77326629 →
>>77323647
>take the money
>pretend to be said and say that no about will bring my son back.
>live wealthy and happily ever after
>have a new son
>spend my money on hookers and pizza
>contract AIDS
>no money left for treatment
>be pissed at my failed son who can't afford to take care of me
>tell him how much my dead son was better because he was able to financially take care of the family at the age of 2
>commit sudoku
>leave note to son saying I hope he's happy since I won't be a burden and that I was sorry for not being the father he wanted.
>>77327106
NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE SUMMON TOO MANY GETS AT ONCE?!?!
>>77327106
trying to ruin our double numbers thread aye!?
>>77327106
Praise Kek
>>77321846
>Alli "if I hear it yappin, I gets to snappin" gator
>Alli "if your kid is near my pond at night, I'll take a bite" gator
>Alli "came for vacation, stayed for mastication" gator
>Alli "get your hotel comped because your kid got chomped" gator
>>77327106
>Implying Kek's dubs aren't helping the situation via channeled divine intervention
Fucker we are your greatest ally during this golden hour of trauma.
Will Trump now ban alligators?
>>77321999
I don't even have a proper reaction for this.
Just know I lost my shit and pissed a little.
>>77327257
>Alli "came for vacation, stayed for mastication" gator
>>77323647
They ain't getting shit, Disney put up no swimming signs everywhere for this very reason. They probably should have followed the signs.
>>77321955
Praise Sobkek
>>77324138
2016, the year Kek unleashed pedophile crocodiles on the world
>>77321846
The queers are sacrificing babies and starting fires to appease Kek.
What a time to be alive!
>Florida man catches massive, 400-pound grouper using a wrench
Said it before, I'll say it again. God bless Florida!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOHHMtYr2KE
>>77324002
>one_off.jpeg
>>77327257
>Alli "come to Disney world and I'll fucking eat your kids" gator
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>>77327257
>>Alli "came for vacation, stayed for mastication" gator
>>Alli "get your hotel comped because your kid got chomped" gator
How you guys come up with this stuff
If the numbers say so everyone on /pol/ becomes trans.
>>77327776
GG Kek
>>77327776
So close
>>77321846
omfg, #BanGatorsNow
>>77327128
God bless you.
I just want to say that you can't blame all alligators the actions of a few. Just remember not all alligators will try to eat you. #NotAllAlligators
>>77327870
Only assault gators you bigot. #notallgators
>>77327776
Lol off by one. Kek laughs at you.
>>77327977
KEK CONFIRMS
>>77321999
God bless you Australia.
The Lord is with us!
What a load of crock! Gators are our greatest ally!
>>77327992
Oh well.
If the numbers say so everyone on /pol/ gets superhuman strength.
>>77327977
>>77328077
>>77328122
KEKs blessings flow like the blood of unbelievers
>>77328122
>>77328077
This whole thing is some fucking Old Testament shit I love it so much.
>>77321955
Of course it is, it's Jeb Bush's state.
>>77321846
IS THIS LITERALLY THE PLAGUES OF THE BIBLE ON ORLANDO? I AM SERIOUSLY ASKING HOW SO MUCH BIZARRE DEATH CAN HAPPEN TO ONE PLACE WITHOUT IT BEING SOME CURSE OF GOD.
>>77326236
It's Obama.
>>77321846
Ahahahaha to good.
Keep us posted.
>>77326711
>why can't I check all these dubs
>>77328292
If the child eaten by the gator was the firstborn I'd be spooked.
>>77323853
Alha snap-bar
>>77328122
I'M GETTING STRONGER, PRAISE KEK
>be american
>get eaten by an alligator
>>77328444
KEK confirms!
>>77328444
OH THOSE TRIPS
>>77328444
Those trips have me spooked.
>>77327977
>this machine was designed to inflict the maximum amount of noise
>>77324360
No they send the gator assesin after the kid. Now after you know about this gator ninjas will come after you.
>>77321846
if that kid had a gun, he could have defended himself from that alligator
shame on gun grabbers
>>77328266
Then the Lord answered Job out of the whirlwind, and said, Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?
Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me.
Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.
Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it? Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof;
When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy? Or who shut up the sea with doors, when it brake forth, as if it had issued out of the womb? When I made the cloud the garment thereof, and thick darkness a swaddlingband for it, And brake up for it my decreed place, and set bars and doors, And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed? Hast thou commanded the morning since thy days; and caused the dayspring to know his place; That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?
>>77321846
>2016
>not having crocodile restriction laws
Fucking hell America sort it the fuck out you're an embarrassment
>>77321955
>>77321999
>*smacks lips profusely*
What do doggies mean by this? Are they telling me to hol up?
RIP ORLANDO
>>77321999
checked
>Visit Florida for Disney vacation
>Mudslime scopes out shopping district across the lake from my resort
>Ends up committing the biggest mass shooting in American history
>Then a child gets eaten by a fucking gator
God damn I am glad to be out of that shithole.
>nom nom nom
Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause they be climbin over yo fences.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qp_bUYPrTg
1 post by this ID
Doobs 4 me
>>77327475
Disney's lawyers don't fuck around either. They'd be better off with the alligator.
>>77321846
OK, who the fuck was cheating Death around Orlando?
Because he's pissed and this is some serious freaky Final Destination killing going on.
Orlando is fucked.
This would have never happened if assault sting rays were banned and Steve Irwin were still alive.
>>77328722
nockin' on yo' doors
>>77321846
>1 post by this ID
Clearly a bait shrilling
>>77321846
What's with all the gets in this thread?
>>77328784
If anything, trying for a payout will just bankrupt the family in legal fees
>>77328843
>OK, who the fuck was cheating Death around Orlando?
ill Clinton made a stop on the campaign trail to Orlando.
This actually is just a normal Tuesday in Florida.
-An actual Florida resident.
>>77328983
This is best bait.
>>77327513
WE WUZ CROCS AND SHIET
>>77321999
checked and keked
>>77326001
>get near black people
>get shot
>get white kid next to his parents
>free and clear
The Reptilians are cunning, four legged or two.
/pol/ drinks more sperm than the faggots that got killed in Orlando.
An innocent White boy from Nebraska could be dead and you faggots start /b/fagging the place up.
Get fucked you cunts.
Shocking photo taken minutes after the tragic event.
>>77323647
My wife's son
>>77329177
MFW I don't get the dubs
>>77321846
>child taken by gator, crews searching for the child.
Did they start by looking inside the gator.
>>77328985
Ever heard of lord kek's blessing in HAPPENING threads ?
It's meme magic ,a miracle lord kek uses to make believers out of scepticals
>>77329236
You don't get the dubs, the dubs GET in you.
>>77326124
if double digets Trump impregnates Hillary and Bernie raises the child...
Praise Kek
>>77329331
Not those ones at least.
>>77329357
The thing that wheels do (wtf spam detection system)
>>77329357
r3r0ll
>>77321955
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>>77329411
C H E C K E D
H
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C
K
E
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>>77321846
Ban assault gators!
You don't need an alligator with sharp teeth and tough scales!
>>77329400
>>77329401
Son of a bitch
>>77329472
Rolling multiple times breaks it.
You just gotta let the numberforce flow through you.
>>77321846
#notallreptiles
Praise kek!
This is getting out of hand.
>>77326147
>One sample this small
>Significant
Goddamn Australians [spoiler]inb4 trips[/spoiler]
>>77329598
this guy gets it.
>>77326711
Fuck that stupid frog
>>77321955
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>>77329598
Amen, you gotta let Kek come inside you.
Hillary Clinton will die on November 19th 2016
>>77329401
I never asked for these dubs.
Neither did you. Good man. Kek gives, man lives.
By the Kek lords, I summon thee, Strike Orlando once more.
>>77329753
Nice try. She dies tomorrow from a stroke.
I love repeating numerals.
dog bless
>>77321846
>268 posts
>1 by OP
Can you faggots stop replying to these bait and slide threads? Kill yourselves.
>>77329800
BY KEK
>>77321955
>>77321999
what the fucks happening
>>77329788
That's tr-
>>77329800
PRAISE KEK
>>77329743
I want to cum inside Rainbow Kek.
Behold.
>>77329996
>tempting the lord
HE shall give repeating digits as HE see fit
>>77329996
Nein'd by a nine.
cheggum :DDD
>>77329996
ALLAH AKBAR
>>77329933
HOW CAN WE STOP REPLYING WHEN KEK IS GRACING US WITH HIS PRESENCE???????
>>77329996
I see, I must become more humble.
>You will never make a dubs-blessed thread in attempt to discuss a child's death
Guys we're going to get repeating numbers banned if we continue to summon Kek at this magnitude
I'm here for the dubz
MAGA
>>77329793
You've got to enjoy the ironic act we're currently in before shitposting for more. C'mon Anon. Chew your food and swallow before asking for another bite.
>>77330066
HOLY QUAD DUBS
Praise KEK
>Grimmie gets outshined by Omar "Multi-kill at the gay bar" Mateen
>dead homos get outshined by Weaponized Assault Alligators
>>77326711
Kek is here! Praise Kek!
>>77330066
WITNESSED
>>77330188
Indeed. We'll disrupt the cascading digits eventually, but it's fun while it lasts, isn't it?
Kid Sobeked, Anons Keked. News at 11.
>>77330066
AW SHIT
>>77330066
Holy fuck
Double double dubz
>>77321846
the parents are either just THAT neglectful to let their two year old boy run off alone
or they tried to kill him themselves
Next time it will be a muslim shooting up a pre school.
>>77330066
False dubs.
>>77321955
WE'VE REACHED CRITICAL KEK LEVELS
>>77330066
Amazing.
Praise be
>>77330332
Off by one, sir.
And >>77330066 happened because it WAS a powerful Happening. Kill 50 people, generate all those memes? The act becomes Kek, Kek becomes praised.
>>77330398
try again peasant
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>>77330388
FUGGGG LADS, KEK IS TRULY WITH US
>>77330388
it's not fucking ending
Next attack takes place in Paris. KEK WILLS IT.
>>77330448
It never ends.
Praise lord KEK.
If I roll dubs ,it must be a sign from lord KEK himself
Posting for archives, KEK is coming!
>>77330425
Allah is a lesser god.
I just like rollan for dubs
>>77330497
Reroll because my faith isn't that weak in lord kek.
Praise be !
>>77330436
>300 posts
>over 40 repeating digits
This is something. There should only be 30 if every repeating digit is distributed to every thread randomly.
>>77330492
You're right. It's eternal like those dubs.
>>77330574
>randoms repeated randomly
DO YOU DOUBT OUR LORD?
kek will save us
>>77326299
What the fuck is even happening?
Is asian moot fucking with us or are people really getting this many dubs while responding to dubs?
Who is truly worthy?
>>77330574
This is where the magic happens.
Oh mighty Kek, give us World War 3 and financial collapse caused by jews.
>>77330568
Dubs come not from faith, but from the realization that indeed, there's gold in dem dere doubling digits.
>>77330553
Kek cares not from where the memes flow, only that there must be memes.
>>77330655
You are, my American friend !
>>77330655
Apparently, those who truly believe they are not and yet blessed.
Praise him.
>>77330574
Lord KEK laughs in the face of statistical probability
Lord kek,
Will Hillary be indicted?
Praise be!
well thread ending soon. hope it gets archived..
and see pic
I'm doing my part
>>77330574
Too many trips too.
>>77330822
>Too many trips too.
u wot?
>>77330822
nobody is safe
2D>3D
>>77330632
No dumbass I'm looking for empirical evidence to confirm his existence.
Digits and singles occur at a 1:10 ratio. In this thread, the ratio is 2:15.
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>>77330871
>getting dubs isn't safe
>>77330869
back when there were ~280 posts there were 4 trips, trips only show up once every 111 posts.
>>77321846
Kek is approaching his final form and demands human sacrifice.
>>77330948
You must be highly skilled or it is dangerous.
>>77330673
I see. Praise Kek.
Any news on the boy's ethnicity?
>>77331143
dead
>>77331112
Indeed. Good try though.
WALA
>>77331143
He didn't believe in KEK thats for damn sure !
>all these digits
what da fuc
This is literally a dubs check thread from /b/
kys asshols
>>77321846
Based Florida
Normies need not apply
>>77330949
1:111 background vs. 1:70 in this thread.
Meme magic is real.
Consider the following. There are only so many repeating digits on this board at a given time, in theory it should be very close to 1/10th of the posts.
In this thread, 1/7th of the posts are repeating digits.
This thread is proof that Lord Kek's eternal message is the truth.
![sobek_head[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/cAw1NjP.gif "sobek head[1]")
