How do we fix this shithole?
>>77321744
We really can't unless we terraform the country to become more habitable.
teetotalling for a decade
>>77321744
Get rid of the abbos. With all the money we save from their parasitic welfare gibs we could fix the country eventually.
>>77321744
High speed maglev trains.
>>77322171
Aborigines will make Australia great again
Australia is literally the greatest place on earth.
The only thing we need to fix is our fucking housing prices, which was fucking perfectly fine up until 12-13 years ago.
>>77321744
Less censorship of video games?
It's hard to find a good complaint, you're one of only two countries on Earth that has representative democracy. I fucking wish my country's government was as legitimate as yours.
>>77321744
Turn it into a giant solar panel.
>>77322587
Second.
Also, Burn Melbourne to the ground.
>>77322689
what city are or town are you from?
>>77321744
Guns. You need more guns with larger capacity magazines.
>>77321744
Change the names of your cities/town to sound less ridiculous.
>>77323010
never
>>77321744
Flat
Chested
Pornography
>>77321744
>How do we fix this shithole?
1. Quit trying to be British.
2. Understand that Kiwis and Americans are superior.
3. Genocide abos
>>77324759
>kiwis
>better
delete this
>>77321744
Give the abos their own state and government.
When they burn it to the ground we walk in and are justified in wiping them out ;)
>>77321744
Nuke Memebourne
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-14/voters-batman-maranoa-vote-compass-left-right/7500500
>>77321744
1: Elect Australaia first
2: gas the greens, fags, kikes, coalburners, gypses and other subhumans (leave the abos though they cant really do any harm)
3: National socialism
4: we win
>>77322689
THIS
How the fuck did Melbourne get so bad?
>>77321744
The train system?
Build a line connecting bomaderry to bairnsdale running through Canberra. That way people can travel to the ACT and to Sydney/Melbourne without having to go through fucking Wagga. The whole south eastern coast is a fucking black hole for trains, and it really doesn't need to be.That map is out of scale, bomaderry is much more north of that, and a lot of people have trouble getting too a from those areas down there like Nowra and Bega, where there is some work going.
>>77321744
remove your version of the labor party and Democrat Party.
>>77321744
>How do we fix this shithole?
Some refugees will make Australia great again.
Results guaranteed.
Get better leadership
Undo the last however many years of bullshit
Exterminate the abos
>>77321744
-introduce a central government bank to create competition among privatized banks
-reintroduce corporal punishment
-reintroduce castle law
-make all incarcerated criminals work in chain gangs for free manual labor
-develop a nuclear material mining/refining/disposal industry and charge every other country to manage their nuclear fuel and waste
-construct nuclear powerplants in each state and shift focus to 100% renewable and nuclear power
-support Australias science and technology sector and encourage researchers to stay in the country
-tax reform to address mining and industry superprofits and restrict cash going offshore
-audit any cash and family businesses with significant assets
-overhaul and restructure welfare with the aim of creating a smaller more efficient welfare system
-closely review all current welfare recipients and rout out migrants milking the system
-change immigration laws to zone unskilled migrants to rural and developing areas
-greater federal involvement in large scale state infrastructure (road, rail ect) to force development and improvement
-higher speed limits
-sweeping legal reform to address outdated and contradictory laws
far fetched but i can dream cunt
In all my plans as a kid for taking over the world I wanted to use the entirety of Australia as a nuclear testing ground. We could start with that.
In the deep inner continent, do abbos still rape and eat their children? or did you take all the kids away?
Seize all chink property, deport all chinks.
t. Melbourne
>>77328713
We tried but then angry lesbians got involved and ruined it all.
>>77328435
I always thought since the native population is already pretty much completely fucked and the environment is already basically a death match arena we should just evacuate Australia and use it for the world's wars so civilians don't get caught in the crossfire and armies can just fly there and then bomb the fuck outta each other all they like
>>77321744
kinda want to live the rest of my life in alice springs, maily it has the saem climate as my hometown minus Mexicans, any aussies got input on the place. I've only been too Sydney, Townsville, & Cairns
>>77321853
This is actually a good idea. Terraform an oasis in the middle of the desert, and all the white people move there so there's an entire desert guarding them from the non-white scourge.
>>77324759
>1. Quit trying to be British.
You've got the wrong end of the stick there mate. Australia has a huge British influence for sure, but it has a culture just as distinct from Britain's as USA does.
>2. Understand that Kiwis and Americans are superior.
NZ is Australia's younger and slightly retarded brother - the super retard strength helps with rugby but fuck all else. We all know this. Also you cunts aren't Australia's superior either.
>3. Genocide abos
Yeah you might have a point there. Offering free alcohol with some sort of oral contraceptive would acheive the same result more humanely though.
Come and conquer us, I wanna be cucked.
MY COUNTRY IS YOURS :D
>>77330981
Abos. Abos everywhere.
Move Melbourne into Quebec so we get two birds with one stone with the nukes.
>>77330981
That's the abo capital m8, the feral bush ones
>>77321744
>>77321853
>>77322171
>>77322420
>>77322587
>>77322689
>>77322927
>>77323155
>>77325094
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>>77326654
>>77326698
>>77327136
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>>77330401
>>77332375
Australians never reach any heights. You are constantly low. In the dumps. And you keep getting lower, because you're all scum.
>>77321744
We'll send more prisoners, unfortunately nearly 90% of our prisons are full of Muslims so you'll have to make do with them.
=^)
>>77321744
What are you gonna do when an emu sneaks onboard your faggot train?
>>77332614
Enjoying your wifi maplenigger?
>>77332614
Careful, if any of that salt ends up in the maple syrup your economy might not be able to take it
>>77321744
fill it with jews muslims and niggers then nuke it, take out most of the earths pests in one go
Have the world go nuclear and drive around in armored Utes and Falcons.
>>77330778
There's probably room enough to do this without us all leaving. We'll just keep the east coast as a neutral R&R territory and our economy will boom on the back of prostitution and booze.
what's wrong with this coast? coastal areas are usually desirable.
>>77333436
cyclones, no trees, desert and no water
>>77332614
>>77333436
>indian ocean
No one wants to live by poopoo water.
>>77333695
>>77333919
remove salt but keep nutritious poo in water. grow trees and crops. start at coast and gradually transform all of australia into white man's oasis.
>>77321744
exterminate the abos and Labour.
>>77332614
>A fucking leaf
>>77332614
SHUT IT LEAF, STEVE'S WITH ME!
we could call it burgerland.
>>77332614
>Canada
>Trying to hurt Australian feelings
Why did the mods have to ban the ruskies?
>>77321853
>>77331109
Could you imagine if we could terraform this country to look like Europe's green landscape? Hhnnnnnnnngg. I can guarantee you we'd be flooded by Europeans, not that I'm complaining.
Come home, white fella.
>>77334301
the capital of burgerland would be burgerville.
>>77334374
No, Burgerton
>>77334153
We need a half decent party in Parliament, at this rate we get a new pm every 6 months and it all starts with labour.
>>77326698
I live in Melbourne and it's actually the best.
we would write a constitution with a bill of burger rights.
1st amendment: freedom of burger speech
>>77334405
>No, Burgerton
yes thank you. I nominate you for president of burgerland.
>>77321744
We ship in another 22 million.
Then we'd be kangs.
>>77334469
I used to live in Melbourne when I first joined the Navy, it was a literal shit hole. Fucking Mount Druit is better than that leftist shit hole.
second amendment: the right to keep and bear burger shall not be infringed because well-regulated militia can get pretty hungry when fighting emu armie
>>77321744
WEAPONS.
NEGATIVE RIGHTS.
UNAPOLOGETIC WHITE PRIDE.
SILENT CHICKENS.
3D PRINTING.
CONSTITUTIONALLY
PROTECTED
SEXBOTS.
>>77334476
I accept this nomination and furthermore I elect you as chairman of the Burger Board of Trustees
>>77321744
Do you guys mind tourists, I'm an American and pretty chill, I would like to see the desert since I've spent most of my life in cold places.
>>77333436
Full of crocodiles and abos own much of the land along the north coast.
It's also hot as fuck and cyclones.
>>77334573
3rd amendment: are burger are NOT created equally. anyone complaining about this will answer to president burger and his loyal crew of burgermeisters.
>>77331109
In dinosaur times aus actually had a inland sea.
>>77333436
the area is ruled by aboriginal heavy metal gangs, the north side is ruled by the Metallica gang and western side is ruled by the 'Jon Bon Jovi gang'. Its legit look it up if you don't believe me
>>77321744
Import more American culture that is easily digestible for white Australians.
So bring everything in the south. Though I'm probably just biased because my partner is originally from Florida, Floridians are fucking based.
>>77334728
>Floridians are fucking based.
After all, it is where the pisslord Jason 'sith lord' Giovanni lives
>>77334552
The liberals are corporate whores though, it's pretty obvious why people are becoming left wing in this country.
The libs are scum. Sure, if we had someone like trump I'd vote for them but the liberals ruin fucking everything. I have the NBN and now I can't move without having to sacrifice it. Seriously fuck them.
>>77334606
thank you I am proud to serve in your burger aministration.
4th amendment: free trade of burger shall not be regulated by the federal government and no burger tax shall be leveed.
>>77331109
Then we have White Aboriginal running around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H33cPuwsY48
>>77334800
implying Bill 'texts while driving' Shorten and his pandering to tumblr tier issues and unions party is any better
I'd say burn it to the ground but the abbos already did that
maybe start planing some trees or summat
>>77331109
Non whites are heat resistant though
As my first declaration in office I will be using my powers unilaterally to secure our borders as well as burgers from the hungry eyes of neer-do-well salad eaters and other such rogues.
5th amendment: abos shall be granted full burger rights upon passing burger exam showing knowledge of condiments and how to hold burger. any abo using knife and fork to eat burger shall be imprisoned for his natural born life.
>>77334728
>Import more American culture that is easily digestible for white Australians.
Depends on the culture. The shit we're importing now? Yeah nah, no thanks. Ever since 2006, everyone in Sydney has become rather on edge, too stuck up. I honestly have no idea what happened.
>>77334898
I am forming an army to confront the salad rouges as we speak
Why do Aussie sloots love Americans so much?
>>77334924
No man should be denied burger without due process of law. I respectfully disagree with your cavalier attitude to people who are less fortunate than us who do not have or cannot afford burger.
>>77335028
we must mend this riff in our burger alliance before burger war break out.
>>77334988
Same reason american sloots love aussie's so much. They're different to what they're used to. Exotic isn't quite the right word but somewhat the right direction.
As my second act I shall be offering full habeas burgerus to all imprisoned burgers within the mother country of Kangarooland.
>>77335028
I propose a compromise so we can preserve our union. non-burger entities shall be granted full burger status if they throw a cookout where nobody gets beat up
>>77333436
As someone who lives here, its fucking hot with no rain. If you building something a cyclone will come knock it down, or abos will rob it. The beaches are nice if you like tiger sharks and jellyfish.
>>77335195
That seems perfectly reasonable assuming of course at said cookout burgers are served.
>>77321744
GIVE THEM THE DEADLIEST BURGER OF ALL
>>77335211
>if you like tiger sharks and jellyfish.
in burger land tigers and sharks and fish will enjoy all the rights and liberties as long as they provide good burger.
>>77335261
execellent point. would you like to draft a document with said provisions stated in both english, australian, and whaterver abos use?
>>77335261
As President Burger I assure you that all cookouts shall be in excess of burgers and burger condiments.
>>77335329
WHY DID YOU NOT SPOILER THAT.
>>77335370
6th amendment: president burger shall be president-for-life due to excellent ideas for cookout
>>77334632
Tourists are fine, they spend all their money and then fuck off.
Pakistan has low crime rate because of strong islamic values
>>77335098
How obese is the average Aussie sloot? Are they all raging land whales like here in burger land?
>>77334374
I thought it was Washington DC
>>77321744
if you don't like it bogan cunt, LEAVE
>>77326698
bru you just don't live in fagroy or brunswick and melb is legit. One day I will own a house in Hawthorn and it will be glorious
>>77335534
>I thought it was Washington DC
the american province will likely wither into a muslim caliphate once we all move to burgerland, AU.
helicopters will be provided on the roof of the capitol for evacuation.
>>77335536
he can request asylum in burgerland provided he can demostrate proficiency with a spatula
>>77335462
and with my current influx of burgers to stomach ratio that should place the end of my term somewhere within the next 5-10 years I believe.
God bless this great nation.
Move to New Zealand
>>77327136
The problem with going through Bairnsdale is the mountain range, not enough flat land. It'd do wonders for the town, but there are too many abos and druggos.
>>77335771
please don't say thing like that. all burger shall be entitle to free stomach transplant at Melbouren Hospital
>>77335895
do petrol station sell burger
>>77335781
>Move to New Zealand
new zealand is invited to join united fedreation of burger. sheep burger sounds pretty good. also tasmanian devil burger is nice to
>>77335997
Google probably thinks I'm an abo.
>yeah cunt, fuckin give me the petrol and get fucked cunt
>Gotta get me dole, fucking racist centerlink cunts.
>>77322689
Went to Melbourne in December and it was awesome. Aside from the liberals and Marxists it was FAR, FAR better than Perth. Only there for a week though.
>Trams + GOAT-tier public transport.
>Huge wide roads.
>Culture.
>Huge CBD.
>A lot more to do.
I wish I lived in Europe. Australia is a shit hole outside of a major city.
>>77336152
>Google probably thinks I'm an abo.
if you review the minutes of this meeting you see that abo are welcome in burgerland provided you demonstrate basic burger knoweldge
>>77326654
>Leave the Abos.
>Leave the Abos.
Spotted the abbo.
>>77331448
>>77331468
You two will be the first on the day of the rope.
Traitors
>>77336202
>GOAT
i have not tried goat burger but anything once
>>77336136
Yeah bro, sheep's delicious. It'd make a great burger
>>77335536
i cried watching once were warriors
>>77335901
Chairman, my friend I understand your sympathies, but there are only so many stomachs a burger may flip through before we border upon avaricious greed. There are children in need of stomachs so that they may too live a relatively long life of burger eating. I have lived a good life, and furthermore I believe that it is a god given right that a burger may die with a stomach loaded with delicious, juicy burgers.
Speaking of god, have we found a proper holy leader to sooth the spiritual needs of our fellow burgers?
>>77333436
There's literally nothing there.
>>77336282
Fuck yeah NZ pride
>>77334713
Google "heavy metal gangs of wadeye"
>>77325327
WAT DA FUK WHY IS ACT MORE KEKED THAN MELBOURNE FUCK THIS SHIT CANBERRA MORE LIKE KEKBERRA HOLY SHIT EVICT MALCOM BRING BACK BASED TONE MAKE ACT GREAT AGAIN FUCK THIS GAY TERRITORY I MOVED OUT OF MELBOURNE TO GET AWAY FROM LIBFAGS AND THEY FOLLOWED ME HERE FUCK MY LIFE
>>77321744
put benis in bagina xDxDxD
>nuke darwin
>>77336348
you shall be long remembered as the greatest burger who ever lived.
as for burger god I am open to any suggestion. pic related seem to be decent starting point
>>77321744
As a white burger how hard would it be to move to northern strayla and get work under the table til I get some sheila to marry me?
>>77335525
Stay close to the ocean and they're pretty toned. Out in the country/shitty areas of the major cities you'll see some monsters.
>>77336571
Easy, sluts will slobbering over ur knob as soon as the accent comes out
>>77336348
>a proper holy leader
also joey seem to like burger with much religous ferver. i hope he come to burgerland soon
>>77336395
there are even documentaries about aboriginal heavy metal gangs
>>77336710
Sold... I'm coming
I've always dreamed I'd die fighting in the second emu war
>>77335525
It's geographic. Big cities have lots of beautiful women esp. if they are close to the ocean and all beach areas have toned women. Get into poorer/white trash areas heading inland in the cities or even further inland and fat girls wearing Tap Out gear are not uncommon.
>>77337211
>I've always dreamed I'd die fighting in the second emu war
dream of living victoriously.
pic related is how native australians can become full fleged citizen of burgerland. simple 4 step process that you can practice with meat pie
>>77337394
Do you have meat pies in America? What does the average American think of Australia/Australian people?
>>77337472
>What does the average American think of Australia/Australian people?
i can only speak for myself. I LOVE THEM.
>>77337394
there will never be another emu war they are a valued and hard working part of our multiculural society bigot
>>77337571
>bigot
no need for mean language.
burgerland will have security detail to curb your hate speach. pic related is typical hate speech enforcer. pls note that average burger has two qtpie gf
>>77337734
If i get to 400lbs+ will i too get cheerleader gfs in murrika
>>77337564
we love you too anon
>>77337862
well it helps to have a good personality, and girls like men who know their way around a kitchen, like pic related probably has to fight the babes off so he can cook.
People from Melbourne are pretentious leftwing phaggits. No wonder it has the largest echo community in Australia.
>>77328713
they have stopped eating them. And they don't rape their own kids usually it's someone else's
>>77337472
I really dont honestly know what to think about Australian people because I've heard just about everything, and I take the average as being probably the most true. You sound a lot like us Burgers in a lot of ways, but with more mood swings.
>>77333019
Mediocre!
Perth here. Western Australia must secede and declare itself an independent Commonwealth nation.
>>77334632
go nuts mate.
Having grown up in a WA desert ive never understood the fascination. but sure come round sometime dont stay out too late in Alice Springs you may get indiginised...
>>77338121
I do bbq, booking my flight see u in 12 hrs
>>77325094
chekked and kekd
>>77338075
I'm not joking. this clip is a perfect example. it's not scripted, but it has more good humor and love of life than you will find in 100 years of american news broadcasts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl1yasSABOY
could anybody explain what the name of the fishing team is, at about 4:40?
>>77336546
die weird flag person
>>77321744
Just light it on fire again.
>>77337377
also coastal girls are taller.
At 5'7", I'm taller than nearly everyone in regional areas, but at the coast or at least Cairns, I was even shorter than most women.
>>77338738
>At 5'7", I'm taller than nearly everyone in regional areas,
hard to believe, unless you're talking about mexico.
>>77338453
I vote we wait for Turnbull to get kicked out, otherwise dear leader will sell us to the damn chinese.
>>77338688
Team Moot Dangers
ryhmes wit Foot Hangers
sorta means pussy slayers
>>77338821
Regional Australia is very short for some reason.
>>77332614
>A leaf and 2 fucking stripes.
>>77321744
Norfolk Island would make Australia Great Again.
>How do we fix this shithole?
>fix this shithole?
>this shithole?
>shithole
Fuck off cunt.
>>77321744
First of all, the Australian government is basically in China's pocket.
They sell land to china in huge swathes and pocket the measly tax attached to it while normal Australian's cant even afford to own a home.
Why is land so fucking expensive in a largely uninhabited desert island? I'll tell you why. It's inflated by Chinese investors and the shitty government that lets them do it.
But let's just blame dole bludgers right?
>>77339220
>sorta means pussy slayers
that's what I mean. on any american show of any type they would have cut away and the host would have been suspended.
that clip is one of my favorite videos of all time. too bad script writers can't come up with shit like that.
>>77325327
Feels good to be from based Queensland, the redneck state. I used to resent it when I was an elitist liberal fag teen, but now it feels great.
>>77321744
Dissolve parliament and resume direct rule from Westminster.
>>77339495
It's difficult because the Libs are the ones doing it, and /pol/ supports them blindly due to them being the right wing party, as well as the Australian population actually having beliefs that fall within /pol/'s range, at least when you go to the 30+ year olds.
>>77339815
Every political party in Australia fucking sucks. They're all driven by the dollar. I hate it.
>>77339815
>pol supports the aussie zog government selling out the cuntry
No we dont m8, no we dont
>>77334713
>It's real
>Roadhog literally exist
>>77331109
I think we made a film about it , didn't we ?
>>77338453
You'd just get annexed by the eastern states and have your resources stolen.
>>77338688
Team Moot Dangers
kikebook.com/Teammootdangers/
>>77336332
Nigga wtf are you even saying.
Once Were Warriors is a piece of shit. Everyone is dressed up like it's some post-apocalyptic-everyone-is-bikers weird thing. Unless NZ is actually a bombed out shell.
Lads
How would feel about getting rid of off-shore processing centres and moving to community intergration
And we quintuple our refugee intake
BUT
They are ALL moved to Melbourne and can't move, even travel, outside of Melbourne.
I'd be willing to destroy Melbourne just to redpill the entire country
>>77340344
>Teammootdangers
seems like a cool fishing team
>>77339963
Australian /pol/ does, unfortunately. Liberals are weirdly popular in Australia, largely due to the boats and anti gays thing.
Literally during some gay marraige thing on the news my brother yells out 'IF ITS A MAN WITH A MAN FUCKING NO, BUT 2 GIRLS HELL YEAH'
>>77337472
We don't have meatpies that I know of, I like australian people, but the Australian government seems pretty police-statey
Who cares about some backwater country with no population?
>>77343710
>be american
>be refugee
Can a Strayan tell me about Sydney, is it a redpilled city or not?
>>77328348
And how do I vote for you sir?
>>77321744
Is that a subway map?
>>77321744
Why is no one living near Indian ocean?
Is it because of Indian Poo?
Or this is Emus' area?
>>77321744
Export more LNG to Japan and China.
>>77344736
No, those are the only rail links that exist, the one to WA was a bribe to get them into the commonwealth. PS. the ghan is the only one that people actually catch it takes about 4 days to travel from Adelaide to Darwin (3000km) which is pretty good considering up until 2000 it only when to Alice springs and could take months to travel that far.
What happens here?
>>77344798
Fuck that, keep some of it here. The place I work for uses furnaces and our gas bill's higher than Hitler's.
>>77347440
Fuck all.
>>77347440
Mining, roadtrains, abbos, some tourism
drop some google street views down and check it out, there's so little roads covered.
Can a more enlightened anon explain to me why we have such a shitty rail system? Damn yanks have mountain ranges to contend with and they still use trains. We're probably one of the most trainsuitable countries and we scarcely have them.
I have a vague notion that it has something to do with truckie unions.
>>77325094
My boi coight
>>77347440
Bought by some company name themself the
Fifth Reich, don't know why but all employees have blod hair blue eyes.
Denmark has it easymode, we have such a small country you can basically get anywhere in 3-4 hours.
>>77347705
we don't really need more, i mean that map shows every major settlement.
however i do find it odd at the amount of trucks going from SA to WA, seems like a train would be so much fucking better. even more so when trucks have laws to stop them non stop driving and a train doesnt.
>>77325327
Where are these offshore detention centres
>>77347937
Nigga we should have fucking bullet trains but we don't.
This thread.
>>77321744
>Wollongong
>Wurrumiyanga
>>77331109
How can a desert protect you from desert-living abos
>>77347705
Because America had like a 100 year start on our country plus a much higher population when they had their rail boom.
We were a bunch of colonies that had different gauges, customs and border controls.
Besides most American cross country rail is mostly freight, anything for passengers is pretty shitty.
For modern day stuff just look at the cost of a HSR between Melb and Syd, around $100b.
No one has that kind of cash and it's already serviced by airlines with one of the busiest air routes in the world.
>>77347937
A truck can drive door to door. A train has to be loaded and unloaded at an intermodal terminal and then a truck takes it the last few miles anyway.
At any rate, there are trains that take freight
>>77348139
t. NEET greens voter that never learnt a single thing about economics
>>77321744
execute all liberals, communists and SJWs
I still haven't fucking visited
It always looks really cool
>>77347705
It does.
The reason why Sydney's first tram network was ripped up? Bus and Car Lobbies.
Everyone in this thread is now voting 1 Bullet Train for Australia.
Fuck all other issues, more trains is crucial.
You can put Liberty Alliance or Socialist Alliance 2nd I dont care, jsut so long as trains are number 1
>>77335895
What the fuck is wagga wagga? some aboville?
>>77348512
Explain to me how a tram network being removed in Sydney because of cars and busses is related to interstate rail being suppressed because of the TWU?
>>77348575
Forgot image.
Fuck I live in Perth I want this.
>>77348632
TWU's interests allgned with that of car companies and oil companies.
>>77334728
>importing rap
NOOOOO AUSSIES, DON'T DO IT!
>>77347932
>>77347440
I really love looking at these kind of maps
>>77338738
>regional areas
? Does that mean "inland?"
>>77348759
They left out perth
>>77348851
ULTRA RARE
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>>77348759
>TWU's interests allgned with that of car companies and oil companies.
Yeah that's why Labor governments over the last few years under the control of the unions have been funding giant rail infrastructure projects while the supposed anti union Liberals have been favouring roads.
I shouldn't be surprised at your stupidity given you are voting for a single issue party who's single issue is literally not going to happen in our lifetimes.
>>77348951
RARE
A
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Burgers are so tasty
>>77348933
This is the only time I would share a reddit page but if you enjoy looking at maps this is it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/
>>77347440
Literally nothing. I mean that in the dictionary sense of the word.
Give it to the Japs
They deserve to be a Pacific Power
>>77322689
This.
This.
Burn Melbourne and the mosques will catch fire all on their own.
>>77347973
PNG, Nauru
>>77347973
Basically Guantanamos for refugees.
We can't fuck em on Australian soil so we ship them off to do it.
>>77321744
flood the inside with ocean water
>>77321744
Euthanise every boomer.
>>77325327
>tasmania
Easy to say when you've never seen anything dark than snow shade skin in your life.
>>77349248
>Literally nothing
Except for two of the busiest ports in the country, the majority of our Iron Ore and LNG exports.
>>77349234
nah that's fine ty
>>77349441
>>77349456
How the fuck, do you pay them too?
>>77321744
Get rid of Western Sydney, Melbourne and Aboriginals. Literally would fix Australia even tho we aren't that bad desu senpai.
>>77349753
Yes, we pay for them. It's actually a very expensive and inefficient solution no matter how you slice it, but torturing refugees is worth every penny.
>>77333436
Literally an apocalyptic wasteland.
Only people that ever set foot there are Abo's, the occasional miner and guys desperate for quality surf that isn't polluted by Brazilians.
Plus the wildlife there is irritating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i1BbOnWLC0
>>77348227
>A truck can drive door to door. A train has to be loaded and unloaded at an intermodal terminal and then a truck takes it the last few miles anyway.
So do Trucks
Large trucks are only allowed on highways to drive between distribution centres were smaller trucks take it the rest of the way
There will always be the smaller trucks that drive to where the product is needed the question is whether the distribution warehouse is stocked up by a train or by large trucks
Logistically a freight terminal would be more efficient than a Truck one but you obviously can't move a freight terminal because rail is far more expensive to build than just another road so you're stuck once you've built it
>>77338453
lets do it cunt, or at least fuck Tasmania off into the ocean and keep some of that sweet gst
>>77348630
Aboriginals didn't have a number system, they just repeated the word. It basically means wagga 2.
>>77334363
>""""""Europeans""""""
We'd be flooded by Africans and Arabs, like everywhere else.
>>77334552
>Fucking Mount Druit is better than that leftist shit hole.
That is a big call m8.
>>77349837
How are the public reacting to this
>>77349916
Just googled it
>wagga means crow
>to make it plural they just repeat the word
>wagga wagga means many crows
What the fuck
>>77340829
i'm from melbourne and I'm all for offshore processing
the only thing that needs to happen is the actual processing
not another shit hole like manus or nauru
>>77333019
I can support this
>>77350297
>How are the public reacting to this
Overwhelming public support and bipartisan support from the two major political parties (but Labor wants to make up the difference in refugees taken from camps around the world).
A few bleeding hearts who trot it out every election or every time one of the refugees lights themselves on fire or commits suicide (happens fairly regularly) and complain.
>>77321744
Violent rebellion
Kangaroo steeds
We need to work hard to foster nationalism in our kids. Above all else that's the most important thing. We're probably the best country for a real shot at National Socialism, but we need way more Nationalism first.
>own continent
>70% of it is uninhabitable
What do you need all that land for then?
>>77349874
>Large trucks are only allowed on highways to drive between distribution centres were smaller trucks take it the rest of the way
And that is why people don't use road trains or b doubles to get things freighted door to door.
A normal semi is just fine.
>>77350535
Keeping the abbos out of our cities.
>>77331109
It has to be all male, just like /pol/, so there can be large scale circlejerks without the annoying distraction of any women.
>>77332614
>>77350461
Tbh feels great you guys have guts to do that while if you do that in Europe, every one will fucking despise you.
>>77349289
they tried taking darwin but that didn't work very well
>>77351088
>implying they wanted Darwin
>implying they weren't just glassing Darwin so it could not be used to base us forces
>implying we could even defend ourselves when most of our forces were in africa
>implying the nips could be fucked invading us while taking on the yanks
>>77348851
>>77348951
>tfw I once lived in Vanuatu
>>77321744
> a map of all roads and towns in australia.png
