https://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential-quiz
Post your results.
kys
>>77297456
You should be taken outside and whipped like a nigger if that's actually tour results
sage and kill yourself
>>77297456
HOURLY REMINDER - DO NOT REPLY TO SHILLARY SHILLS. SAGE ALL THREADS.
>>77297681
Stop engaging the shills baka
Not too surprised by my results, but I assumed Sanders would be above Hillary simply because shes way too corrupt
Fuckin normies
>>77298558
This test doesn't account for corruption or personality or "leadership" qualities.
>>77297456
Fuck the mestizo illegals, they don't get to run away for money
Are you guys answering yes and no only or are you picking the sub-options for everything?
Because I legitimately can't comprehend any other way you guys are getting those ridiculously lop-sided results. Like, statistically speaking, it seems unlikely that you disagree with certain candidates on over 90% of issues.
>>77299563
I picked the sub options for almost all of them >>77297926
Trump really does disgust me that much.
>>77297456
>not having at least 90% for donald trump
time for you to fuck off and kill yourself, retard.
>>77299563
Picked like one yes/no rest were subs>>77298782
>>77299985
also,
>not being in the bottom right square
HIPPIES, REDDIT AND FEDORAS FUCK OFF.
>>77297456
>Trump and Clinton within 10% of each other on the issues
What
Answered all the questions.
Get your shit together murkans
Too lazy to take a new one after GJ won (L) nomination
>>77297926
>>77299811
that's because you're a little hippie bitch who wants to form a hug box with other cowards while you simultaneously whine about the government and demand that they give you free shit.
time for you to fuck off back to your safe space over at reddit, jackass.
>>77300626
>Wants the government to give me free shit
Lel.
>>77300776
>too stupid to refute the point
>just repeats what i said
that's how i know you have absolutely no argument. stay mad, impotent retard.
>>77300951
You were so off that it wasn't worth it.
>>77301003
>>77299811
Still no argument. Let's simplify, what's a Trump position (or more) that 'really does disgust' you?
>>77300781
wtf i got almost exactly the same results
Rate me.
http://filteries.com/politics
I did this a while ago and got Jill Stein. I wonder if /pol/ likes me a little bit more knowing I won't be voting for Clinton (not because the website tells me I should vote for Stein, but because everything I hate about Trump Clinton demonstrates in spades).
Does /pol/ like honest progressives more than corporate liberals?
JUST
i was being totally honest
>>77301208
No, /pol/ hates all leftists. only Stalinists -and the like are tolerated as honorable enemies.
(consider YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE)
>tfw trump not at 90%+
please baptise me /pol/ ;_;
He would be proud
Probably the pro weed questions that gave me Bernie points
>>77301208
You're both degenerate. Though I'd take the corporate liberal because at least you can do business with them. Helicopter rides for progressives
>>77301351
Stalinists are an obvious corruption of the ideology though?
>>77297456
>mfw I didn't even meme answers to get a result
He is literally my guy.
>>77301469
They adhere to the pragmatic and realistic version of the socialist/communist belief.
It requires Totalitarianism and nationalism. Anything else is a lie.
Feel the bern.
Literally who?
>>77301003
>dodging the question like a little bitch
you're done, kid. you lost. cope, faggot.
>>77301907
some manlet who looks like a shriveled old spinster
>>77301853
he's not getting nominated. he lost. horribly. give it up, dumb shit.
>>77301764
But it's not like they even did that sincerely. Stalin built a cult of personality.
>like Trump
3% from oneness with the Emperor himself
>>77297456
Well Then
>>77297456
What the fuck how are some of you even getting remotely close to Hilldog? I even tried to be a bit more Liberal with my answers and I still easily got the god emperor at the top.
And I thought us leafs were cucks.
>>77302568
Jesus do you hold every opinion?
>>77297456
Noticed something odd:
The image it gave me when I clicked "share" has different percentages from what it gave in my initially.
Initial results:
Trump 82%
Johnson 73%
Sanders 21%
Stein 20%
Clinton 13% (the only one that didn't drop)
Be jelly
>>77298782
Still waiting for someone to beat me
build wall I guess
>>77302705
<- Actual screencap of original results.
damn i'm undecided on everything
Had to look up who he was. Still voting Trump.
>>77297456
PRAISE KEK
>>77303465
Wow that's pathetic.
>>77297456
I think all drugs should be decriminalized that's why it's not 100%.
>>77303584
>27% hillary
absolutely disgusting
>>77303795
>on science issues
Hello NASA bro.
Also it's pathetic that this is the ONLY science issue on this website
90% Trump. 52% Lolbertarian. Less than 20% for rest.
Last time I took this Bernie was number 1. Now Trump is the only one who will be strict on terrorism and immigration and that's what I care most about.
>>77297456
fuck gary johnson and fuck bernie sanders
Took it again to make sure I'm as based as the test said I am
>tfw I'm 98% billionaire
I think my answers were too idealistic.
>>77303795
Probably because I'm pro gay marriage, because I rather have them marry eachother than live a lie and hurt their straight spouse when they eventually will get caught doing gay stuff.
>>77304126
Dude stop attention-seeking it is what Trump would do but still.
>>77302161
>I don't know what a cult of personality is
But you're a shill so who gives a fuck what you think?
>>77304310
form follows function
I guess I'm a lolbertarian now
>>77304551
I'm pretty sure you don't know what a shill really is, but how the fuck did Stalin not establish a cult of personality?
>>77304577
I don't even think you're a bad person I just think you (and him) are obnoxious playground gasbags.
What I thought but don't know much about Gary Johnson I haven't read into him much
>>77297456
![69be4d2102753d3267ccafb5b54ee6f7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Kj2CUUS.png "69be4d2102753d3267ccafb5b54ee6f7[1]")
Still voting for trump. Not going to split the vote.
almost at one with The God Emperor
r8
>>77305375
>doesn't include (((((Jill Stein))))))
Coincidence detector?
I feel filthy right now
>>77304268
Pro degeneracy*
Fixed that for you, bud.
>>77305511
That was exactly my result. Very well done my non degenerate friend.
>not having 2% or 1% of issues relating to the socialism
>>77305715
>Letting illegal immigrants attend college, not deporting them
Well, that's at least one reason why it wasn't Trump.
If you don't side the most with the God Emperor, then why are you on this site?
>>77305946
>having over half issues siding with Bernie
>anything above 10% on the green or democrats
Filthy degenerate
>>77305581
Explain the parenthesis meme to me. Is it similar to the excessive quotation meme?
>>77306142
stop me you weeb faggot
>>77297456
>>77298782
>tfw 5% on lefties
VOTE FOR GARY YOU UNEDUCATED FUCKS
>>77306211
>siding with Bernie.
>siding with (((HILLARY)))
>Siding with (((Jill Stein)))
>on anything
The only thing worse than a supporter in democrats and socialism is Canadian and Aussie posters.
Just redid the thing but using only sub-answers
Am I a cuck /pol/?
>>77306164
(((JEWS))) or sometimes (((JEW TRICKS)))
I have some slightly nationalistic tendencies on immigration policy, especially with this whole refugee bullshit going on. GJ is still top though. I got 92% McAfee last time but GJ is the nominee now so fuck
So close- yet so far.
>>77307060
what color is your wife's son?
>>77307020
>palestine
>Trump
Muslims want This
>>77307399
I'm dating two white girls right now. They don't know about each other
>>77307382
Have you done this before?
Who was your #1 then?
reminder that if you get more than 10% #imwithher you need to reevaluate your political stances
>>77307614
how is that even possible?
you couldn't have answered all of the questions 100% truthfully to get that result.
>>77297456
>not getting 100% Hillary
Maximum pleb.
>>77307800
>a fucking leaf
expected.
>>77300951
Bruh you seem way more mad for someone who """""""won""""""
>>77307413
I am really rooting for trump cuz i know he'll rek your shit. I'm just sitting here, getting comfy, waiting for a side-nuke that nobody will even remember on the Levant as a result of WW3. Can't wait till 1/20/nextcurrentyear. Praise the god-emperor, muh nigga
>>77297456
http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/2372015930
I agreed with trump on the most things, second close was Mr. Dude weed lmao.
>>77297456
Based Gary climbed Everest twice and would probably make Ivanka divorce Donald's cuck bitch ass after she felt the Johnson.
I feel like the only reson Gary "i love illegals" Johnson got so high on my list was my stance on marijuana. But shit, id never vote for that fucking cuck lol
>>77297903
Yeah let's censor all political dialogue just because you don't like a woman in charge. You drumpfkins are all the same.
>>77297456
Here you go.
some of my opinions go beyond a simple yes or no so i actually side with him about 90-95%
>>77308499
>Hillary
>Her own person and not a corporate shill
Pick one.
>>77307538
Nope, just wanted to hit 90% lol.
And do you know how to keep jewgle from removing coincidence detector? It keeps removing mine
>>77308762
You actually use chrome???
I use slimjet. It's basically like chrome except no cucknet features and no data gets sent back to cuckgle so your coincidence detector won't get removed
>>77307734
here you go, friend, the answer-key to life
>>77309003
>>77307734
fuck forgot the image
I've realized and deep down I always knew Jew Shapiro is right about Trump
>>77309615
It also says I am centrist.
>>77310190
Yeah, I'm a centrist on most issues but I want all illegal immigrants deported.
Science bitch!
>>77310510
SWEDEN YES
>>77309174
You do realize that testing for drugs costs a ton of money, more than would be saved by detecting and denying drug users, don't you?
>>77312099
my opinion on the matter is that there should be a one-time drug test for every welfare recipient. anyone who fails would be blacklisted for a year and subject to more testing after the year was up (if they wanted to re-apply for welfare.) but that wasn't listed as an answer
>>77297456
Am I a cuck?
>>77297456
I guess this means I have a higher IQ than most of /pol/
God tier
>>77313812
Charge your shit retard
>>77313903
Taking a shit right now buddy :)
>>77311628
>>77313860
I keep forgetting to add this one
what are the graphs?
>>77314252
huehue
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