"I have really tried really hard over the years not to bore you with what I think. However, I am a father of two, I like to believe I have a shred of common sense, and I simply do not understand why anybody in this country is aloud to purchase and own a semi-automatic assault rifle."
*crowd applause*
"These are weapons of war, and they have no place in civilian life. I have tried to understand this issue from every side, and it all comes down to this: Nobody I know, or have ever met in my entire life, should have access to a weapon that can kill so many people so quickly."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8UKXy5Jw6I
>>77262749
honestly he's not wrong, there's no reason to own something like that. Aside from when some one else does. If some one else owns it then why shouldn't you? They could use it to kill you, so you should have the ability to defend yourself just as well. Whether or not the way they own such a thing is legal or not, should YOU have to break the law to have an equal opportunity to defend yourself?
>>77262749
no text needed
Pic related
>>77263055
Hah... I posted this in /k/ as well. I'm sensing there will be more variety in the responses :-P
>>77262749
>>77262931
>Don't know what machine guns are
>Assault rifle meme
Fuck these morons
Deport Conan
>>77262749
My dad who owns over 20 rifles, and over 15 hand guns agrees.
Sounds like another limousine liberal preaching from his gated community/safety from reality
>>77262749
conan confirmed cuck never watching his show again
>>77262749
And that's the end of Conan.
>>77263055
You shouldnt have to defend yourself in a civilized country. What the fuck do you think the police is for? And dont act like you're constantly at risk of a violent home invasion.
>>77263559
He only owns bolt action or what
>>77262749
>do not understand why anybody in this country is aloud to purchase and own a semi-automatic assault rifle
>aloud
>>77263785
>call the cops and wait 5 minutes goys
>whats the worst that could happen?
>>77263785
Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you have firefighters?
>>77263055
You have no life in you.
>>77264047
I dont have a fire extinguisher in my appartement.
A kitchen knife can kill just as quickly as a gun, if not quicker. It's also perfectly silent as well, meaning that you could walk through a crowded place and kill a dozen people before anyone even knew what was happening around them.
I guess we should be more like the UK and stick to plastic cutlery.
>>77263990
Unless you store your gun loaded in your bedroom you wont be faster.
>>77262749
vehicle ban when?
Holy Shit, Conan? Whatever happened to that guy? Haven't thought about him in years.
>>77263055
>honestly he's not wrong, there's no reason to own something like that
Multiple armed attackers.
>>77263990
5 min is optimistic here. Average is 9
>>77263785
>You shouldnt have to defend yourself in a civilized country.
if only everything was how it "should" be. The reality though is things do happen so you should be prepared.
>What the fuck do you think the police is for?
Do you think the police will instantly appear when you call for them? And why would you want to put your safety in somebody else's hands? Does your life mean so little to you?
>>77264140
While I agree with you about gun control, your situation is CoD tier m8.
>>77262749
Good thing it's not called the bill of rights that Conan obrian thinks you should have
>Americans should give up their culture and history so that terrorists and muslims can keep theirs
Trump cant come soon enough
>>77264231
I would bet over 90% of gun owners do exactly that.
>Never mentions Islam
What a surprise. Ginger kike coward.
>>77264231
pistol on my nightstand and a rifle under the bed
>>77262749
>implying the Orlando attack was the work of just one man
>>77262749
Yeah. He sure does love shooting them, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKq5wmCz0wM
Another virtue signaling celebrity faggot, yawn. Americans have been able to own semiautomatic rifles for more or less a century and it was rarely an issue. Apparently now that mudshitters are getting more trigger-happy it's time to disarm the white man.
I'm pretty sure at this point liberals think jihad is protected under freedom of religion or some shit.
>>77264231
Keep my revolver in a safe with a trigger lock and my ammo in another safe across the room, in a room across from the bedroom.
My fucking wife can have weapon unlocked, loaded and primed in just over a minute in that situation, probably before I can even tell emergency services my address.
Get fucked germ cuck
>>77264412
Of course I do. An unloaded gun is as useful as a limp dick in a whore house.
But I don't have any kids. I will get a thumbprint locking case when I do have children.
>>77263113
that is just blatantly untrue
he stole tovex sausages from a mining site and had a whole barrel of nitromethane
ammonium nitrate is not sold at home depot, nor is fuel oil
you do your argument a disservice
>>77264231
That's literally how to keep a home defense gun, faggot
>>77262749
>hurr durr ban semi-automatic rifles
>those are bad, but handguns are fine
>even though the vast, vast majority of gun-related homicides are caused by handguns, not AR-15s
>I live in a sheltered celebrity existence.
>I have no idea why anyone needs a scary semi-automatic gun.
>>77262749
>aloud
literally makes me much angrier than whatever else he said
>>77262749
Just make them illegal. people obey laws: Thank God drugs are illegal!
>>77262749
I can buy this, have it shipped to my house and not pop up on the PRISM radar. Kill half of my town and no one would know why/how it happened until it was too late.
https://www.spectrumchemical.com/m/chemicals/Potassium-Cyanide
>ban assault rifles
>don't ban civilian access to deadly biological/chemical agents though.
>>77264316
mfw i live in a rural town and cops would take half an hour +
But i live in a white town so it is not a problem
>>77264658
why is your ammo not inside the safe with the revolver?
>>77263785
>>77264334
But in Europe and Japan things are as they should be because there is gun control.
>>77263559
your dad is a fudd
>>77263785
>What the fuck do you think the police is for?
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/politics/justices-rule-police-do-not-have-a-constitutional-duty-to-protect.html?_r=0
Police officers have no constitutional duty to protect the citizens of this country.
A few years back a serial killer started stabbing a man on the subway in New York city, and the two uniformed police officers aboard the train just stood there and watched as the man was calling out for their help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZKVSNjlSp0
>>77264668
>You can't buy Nitromethane at any car store in
America
>>77264231
>Unless you store your gun loaded in your bedroom you wont be faster.
fucking duh, where else would i keep it
>>77262749
Lawsuits against gun makers involved in shootings is the only way to get justice in America.
>>77263785
>You shouldnt have to defend yourself in a civilized country.
Wouldn't that be ideal. Unfortunately there's no shortage of criminals with zero regard for human life, who believe in taking what they want through force. There will always be that risk, no matter how civilized a country may be.
>What the fuck do you think the police is for?
How does that work? Do they just instantly teleport to my house when I'm in trouble? Very convenient!
>And dont act like you're constantly at risk of a violent home invasion.
Tell that to victims of home invasion. Bet they never thought it would happen to them. Also bet they immediately considered a firearm purchase afterwards.
>>77262749
>I have tried to understand this issue from every side,
Fucking liar. He has never listened to the other side or he would realize all of the arguments for gun control are fallacious.
>>77264917
>in Europe
haha
>aloud
>>77264231
What makes you think people don't?
>>77262749
>aloud
>>77262749
Damn. I met him when he came out to Qatar a few months back. Thought he was an awesome dude. He loved messing with our guns and workmen equipment. Didn't think he was such a fucking pussy.
Doesn't this fucker live in California with some of the strictest gun laws yet some of the highest levels of gun violence? If the california bans didn't work in california why would they work anywhere else?
>>77264301
Few have since he ran the Tonight Show into the ground, and got relegated to a cable show on TBS; the same prestigious channel and time slot previously held by George Lopez's Lopez Tonight.
>no mention of islam
This narrative will not survive.
At least four more muslim terrorist attacks have occurred since Pulse.
>>77264904
It's fucking leaf land man, ammo is not allowed to be stored with the weapon here.
>>77264917
>in Europe
>if we just make guns illegal criminals wont get them!
>>77262749
>team cucko
>>77264917
In Europe people are getting slaughtered like lambs. The Jewish international media cabal doesn't tell you about the hundreds of people who are saved by guns every single day.
>>77264917
>Japan
You mean the place that has almost 0 niggers and accepts 2 immigrants a year max? That japan?
>>77264917
Doesn't your country border France? Or have you been sleeping under a rock for the past year?
>>77265153
He's probably just another kike shill, but he could just be stupid.
Can a racist here tell me why a terrorist being investigated by the FBI is allowed to own a machine gun?
>>77264637
Was going to post this.
>>77265496
Because we are innocent until proven guilty, and an "investigation" is an extremely vague term.
>>77264911
underrated
>>77264231
I never understood this argument. I wouldn't leave the gun out, because I'm not a fucking moron, but I would simply have an electronic safe in my room, where I would keep the gun and a loaded magazine. It would take me roughly 10 seconds to open the safe and put the magazine in the gun.
>>77265025
>>77264710
>>77264551
>>77264412
So you really are as fucking retarded as the anti-gun fags claim that you are.
Hope you fags don't have kids.
>>77265074
Why should the gun maker be liable for improper use of their product?
Slovenian here. I think its very hard to get any kind of guns here. But we have the most dangerous thing ever: Kinder Surprise. The American public can be really happy that this invention of hell is forbidden in the US! I wish we had more guns in Slovenia instead of this! A lot of lifes could have been saved here.
>>77262749
>Go to gun store
>Buy ANY gun, even the super evil AR15
>Bring it home
>Set it down
>Tell it to kill someone
>Go about your life
>Come back after a few days
>Check if it killed anyone
Liberalism is a mental disorder, folks.
>>77263785
You shouldn't have niggers in a civilized country either.
>>77264637
>shooting them in a controlled enviroment
>owning them and having them at home
>>77265663
If you don't have kids there is absolutely nothing wrong with this you pussy.
>>77265788
>shooting them in a controlled enviroment
>owning them and having them at home
They're Hunter S Thompson's privately owned collection of fully automatic weapons. He even has a fucking grenade launcher.
>>77265702
Forgot to add pic of this demonic contraption
>>77265702
Thank god we have a constitutional right to have guns, else the same lunatics who banned the kinder egg would have taken guns decades ago.
Tell me about guns, /pol/
In my very limited experience with firearms, it's been my understanding that semiautomatic just means "one bullet fired per trigger pull." Is this wrong?
If it's not wrong, how is a semiautomatic rifle different than any handgun? How is a semiautomatic rifle more dangerous than a handgun with the same magazine capacity?
>>77265788
If you can be trusted to shoot the weapons why can't you be trusted to own the weapons?
>>77265496
when they say the FBI is investigating someone it's nothing special, they "investigate" (in reality probably just make a call to their local police department to ask for any outstanding warrants on them) literally millions of people over all the stupid shit people say on social media now adays, he wasn't being tailed by agents or whatever you might imagine
personally I've been investigated by the secret service over obvious jokes I made on a troll forum, and this amounted to making one phonecall to the site owner asking for my info and then giving up when he didn't respond
>>77265663
>A loaded gun in your house is just waiting to kill your children
>>77265991
Liberals are retards an know nothing about guns. They just pick words that sound scary.
Conan is a great comedian and he should stick to that
>>77265865
If you need a loaded gun next to you when going to sleep, you obviously live in an area with a lot of crime or where you expect people to break in. So you just leave it out for them to take when you're not at home?
>No, I put it in and out of a locker every time I leave the house.
Yeah right.
>>77265991
yes 1 bullet per trigger pull with no need to work the action
rifle rounds are significantly more powerful, and cause horrific wounds
>>77262749
I used to really like Conan.
Then I woke the fuck up.
Now I won't even be tuning in on occasion.
Conan, you are dead to me, and so is that place in my heart that I built for you.
>>77262749
When Omar Mateen bought the weapons he used, he had already undergone a more rigorous background check than the typical firearms customer.
As the holder of a Class D security officer license from the state of Florida, he had submitted fingerprints and a photograph, passed criminal background and mental health screenings and submitted proof of 40 hours of professional training. As holder of a Class G gun permit, which allowed him to carry up to two concealed weapons, he underwent the same checks, as well as 28 hours of classroom and range training.
Not enough laws for you?
“The striking thing about what we think we know about this incident is that all of the so-called loopholes that people point to were not a part of this crime, not a part of this terrorist act. There was a background check. There was a further background check that allowed him to become an armed security guard. You have a U.S. citizen with no criminal record, a U.S. citizen with no prior mental health issues, who waited the three days and went through yet another background check at the point of purchase. So it does not appear that the typical legislative actions would have had an impact on this individual’s ability to purchase a firearm,”
>>77262749
See this is why the white man is weak.
Losing the freedom to defend yourself?
To defend your family?
From tyrants, bullies, madmen?
Freedom is a RISKY proposition. There is no grey area. You are free or not, you can't be totally safe AND free. They are opposing concepts.
I envy and respect America for their gun laws. You are the tip of the spear, never lose the 2nd Amendment, don't let anybody infringe on that right.
Life is a human condition which is fraught with contempt, danger, and tragedy. The freedom you possess through your freedom to bear arms is the last fucking bastion of the alpha male lifestyle that most nations (including mine) have lost through feminizing liberals and statist control groups.
I salute you NRA and your supporters.
>>77264123
Well that's just dangerous
>>77266162
no i take it with me, you fucking eunuch
"I have really tried really hard over the years not to bore you with what I think. However, I am a father of two, I like to believe I have a shred of common sense, and I simply do not understand why anybody in this country is allowed to follow in Mohamed's footsteps."
*crowd applause*
"Islam is a religion of war, and Muslims have no place in civilized life. I have tried to understand this issue from every side, and it all comes down to this: Nobody I know, or have ever met in my entire life, should have access to a religion that is willing to kill so many people so readily."
>>77262749
Conan is a fucking queer. I simply do not understand why anybody in this country would allow Islam to come in.
>>77262749
BOHEMIAN GROVE ATTENDEE
BOHEMIAN GROVE ATTENDEE
CONAN IS A BOHEMIAN GROVE ATTENDEE 2013
>>77265991
You are correct about the function of semi-automatic. The media, being the idiots they are, tend to treat it like it means full automatic.
Liberals and the media base everything on aesthetics when it comes to firearms.
>>77265991
you're right about the terminology, I think it might even be already illegal to try to modify a semi-auto to shoot automatic in the US
what makes it more dangerous is the bullets for an assault rifle are physically larger and go a lot faster so it injures people worse than a handgun bullet
>>77266121
I hope rou realize that 0.1 is fucking ricidulous compared to any civilized country.
All this liberal bullshit has made me want to go shopping, should I?
https://www.atlanticfirearms.com/component/virtuemart/shipping-rifles/ddi-ak47-rifle-black-poly-stock-set-detail.html?Itemid=0
>>77265991
Semi auto pistol and semi auto rifle works just like you say. You pull the trigger, it fires a round. Then you can pull it again to fire again. Repeat until the magazine is empty.
Handguns are easier to conceal and therefore more likely to be used in crimes of passion. Clamping down on rifles is something they do because they think they look scary. That's it.
Niggers who sling dope will carry handguns and shoot people with them. That's what causes the US homicide rates. Without niggers the US homicide rate would be at the same level as Belgium or something. But to distract from the problem of niggers and islamists they try to focus your attention on the super scary looking rifles. BECAUSE THEY HAVE A PISTOL GRIP!
>>77266121
If anything, this makes me wonder what the fuck people were doing before.
>>77266339
>I think it might even be already illegal to try to modify a semi-auto to shoot automatic in the US
yes
>>77262749
The only thing that makes a gun dangerous is its owner. If the owner is violent, mentally ill, or stupidly negligent, then guns are dangerous in their hands, and I agree that they should not have access to weapons.
Now, please present the argument for why a person who is violent, mentally ill, or stupidly negligent should have access to a car, power tools, children (including their own), or the vote.
Wheres the bids with the guy blocking the door??? Theyve been purged
>>77266339
>I think it might even be already illegal to try to modify a semi-auto to shoot automatic in the US
It is.
>>77266292
Ah, you're sone of those paranoid pussies.
> you fucking eunuch
The irony.
>>77266162
I have two guns precisely for this reason. I never leave home without one of my guns.
>>77265991
>How is a semiautomatic rifle more dangerous than a handgun with the same magazine capacity?
Depending on the ammunition the velocity is increased out of a longer barrel as well as the expansion of hollow point bullets.
mostly because the bullets are usually bigger as well as the lenth of the barrel changes the muzzle velocity
An American woman asked me for directions today.
I told her then she said near that 'kway' place.
I said yes near that 'quay' place.
Fucking yanks.
>>77266162
>If you need a loaded gun next to you when going to sleep
It's not about NEEDING it. It's about being prepared, no matter how unlikely the situation may be.
>No, I put it in and out of a locker every time I leave the house.
>Yeah right.
Why is this so hard to believe? Many gun owners do this.
>>77266380
>https://www.atlanticfirearms.com/component/virtuemart/shipping-rifles/ddi-ak47-rifle-black-poly-stock-set-detail.html?Itemid=0
just get a PAP
>>77265282
sorry m8 but that is not a law
(c) it is not readily accessible to ammunition, unless the ammunition is stored, together with or separately from the firearm, in
(i) a container or receptacle that is kept securely locked and that is constructed so that it cannot readily be broken open or into, or
(ii) a vault, safe or room that has been specifically constructed or modified for the secure storage of restricted firearms and that is kept securely locked.
unless you have a local law that changes it, it should be fine to have the ammo in the same safe
source:
http://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/regulations/SOR-98-209/page-1.html#h-4
>>77265153
ehm, he went to a shooting range to pop some caps with Hunter S. Thompson.
Not only he tried to understand, he fucking shot with what he's talking about. do your research fucktard
Do these liberal cucktards even know what semi-automatic means??
>>77262749
A police commander and his wife were stabbed in their home in France very recently, France has far tighter gun-control than the US, & yet terrorist attacks still occur.
Why do people need cars that go 200mph when the speed limit tops out at 65 or whatever it is in the dipshits state that will challenge that statement? Why do ppl need houses with 16 bedrooms?
>>77266504
I watched the live coverage of his first interview and when he said he held the door, they cut him off and pretended there was an error in the feed.
>>77266519
you're just jealous of our freedoms, and your tiny yuropoor brain cant deal with the fact you've been castrated
>>77262749
Or, yknow, if one of those gays had concealed carry, the shooter could well have been neutralised.
Now imagine is 20 of them did.
This is why more guns improves safety.
>>77266659
He shot them in Thompson's backyard, while they drank whisky.
>>77264231
Duuuuhhh
>>77264231
If you need security a small safe just for the gun. Top of the closet or something. Full mag empty chamber but remember rule #1.
>>77264668
>can't buy nitromethane
Oh?
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00655PVAI?fp=1&pc_redir=T1
>>77263055
>honestly he's not wrong, there's no reason to own something like that
Oh boy how quickly we forget who we're dealing with...
And we're about to elect his wife too...
Honestly, RPGs should also be fully legal to own, and you'd only disagree if-
1. You're a functional retard
2. Are planning to massacre people and don't want your armored vehicles being destroyed in the attempt
How has no-one pointed out that he is self-proclaimed 'half-Jewish'?
Actually, to be accurate on his behalf because he won't be, his mother is Jewish, so he is full Jewish.
>>77265991
A semi-automatic rifle is really no different than a semi-automatic handgun with the same magazine capacity, at least when it comes to mass shootings. A well-placed bullet at close proximity is going to kill you regardless of the caliber or the type of weapon that it's fired from. If anything, handguns are more dangerous because it's easier to conceal them and bring them into public spaces.
The government is going after AR-15-style rifles in particular because they want a monopoly on force. An unarmed defenseless population is subject to the absolute will of the government that rules over them.
>>77266779
Exactly don't know why these pussies can't see that. They are weak bitches with permanent victim syndrome.
>>77266884
>at home depot
>>77262749
>country is aloud
ALLOWED -- You'd think Conan would know English.
>>77266779
yes, more guns, more safety.
if everyone could kill everyone no one would kill anyone because thats how it works.
and if everybodys got a gun everybody can stop gun violence.
why don't we distribute atomic bombs to all nations?
with this logic the world would be safe as fuck with every country on earth owning an atomic bomb
>>77265991
You are correct. Rifles are more accurate than pistols beyond close range. The desire to ban "assault weapons" is clearly (to anyone who knows anything about gun death stats) horseshit. Handguns kill the majority of people.
>>77263785
>And dont act like you're constantly at risk of a violent home invasion.
Just wait till your niggers are 40% of the population.
>>77263341
Based rare flag makes a good point.
>>77266908
Posting more to get the message across.
>>77266831
yes, you're right.
with the gun serving bartender.
i remember
>>77266774
Yes, I'm really jealous. It's terrible living in a city where there is no violent crime or muggings against random civilians.
Also, if you weren't an emasculated, braindead cuck, you'd know that you can get all the same guns in Norway as you can get in the US. I live right next to a range. I took rifle shooting as an elective class in middle school.
Here's an AR-15 Bushmaster for sale in Norway:
http://m.finn.no/bap/forsale/ad.html?finnkode=77017102
>>77267034
Is conan the OP?
>>77262749
stopped watching him years ago.
was funny early with ruchter but andy started bothering me looking like a faggot cumthirsty lapdog.
year2000 is only thing i remember from his show and right now in the us all married men are blue pilled by listening to propaganda from wives 24/7.
>>77262749
Would have been handy for any one of the 50 victims to have though.
So how can terrorists get assault weapons in europe when they are banned?
>>77267117
BTW, if you think laws take things away, you're even more retarded than a functional retard.
The US government banned heroin. Guess what?
>>77264123
Well you're just retarded then.
Having a small extinguisher isn't a bad idea, especially because most home fires are grease or electrical and water is not an adequate extinguishing agent for these types of fires.
>>77267044
You're right. I forgot how many people died in the Cold War.
If only we listened and just let a couple of enemy countries only own nukes...
When the time comes to remove all the followers of Copernacus and Galilio we need to know the church has the best army.
>>77263785
>you
>>77267292
He probably thinks his fire department can get to him in 5 seconds after calling.
>>77262749
>semi-automatic
>assault rifle
These morons don't even know what an assault rifle is or what they are talking about.
>>77262749
>Listening to the LA richman with bodyguards.
>>77267211
can you carry it under a trenchcoat to Mcdonalds?
didn't think so
>>77262749
Another celebrity with an agenda to put on the list of people to tune out.
>>77264231
>>77263785
>2016
>not wearing your gun in its holster around the house
>>77267044
>if everyone could kill everyone no one would kill anyone because thats how it works
Yes that it exactly how it works you fucking mongoloid.
Even a stupid nigger like Tyrone is less likely to try to mug or rape a woman if he knows she might have a gun in her purse.
>with this logic the world would be safe as fuck with every country on earth owning an atomic bomb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction
>>77267044
Come to speak of it, how are gun laws in Florida?
Usually these shootups were in places with pretty strict laws.
>>77266779
Wasn't there some CC guy who kept him busy for a few minutes and allowed dozens of hostages to escape that way?
>>77267044
>why don't we distribute atomic bombs to all nations
Thats more or less whats happened and it's a large reason as to why there are no longer any large scale conflicts between industrialized nations.
And to be honest, I don't care about others.
I want to defend my LIFE with the most effective means I can get my hands on.
And those are firearms. A guy can stand up from a taser, he can resist pepper spray, he can take a beating from a bat.
He won't stand up if he has a rifle round in his chest.
>>77267117
>where was the outrage then?
Wow for real? Gee I dunno. It was probably in Oklahoma fucking City dipshit
>>77262749
Does anyone even watch him anymore?
Conan is a fucking loser who lost the biggest late night stage to someone who retired and is now working on TBS.
TBS!
>>77262749
spam Conan on twitter with Paul Joseph Watson's video about Islam Control and how it's not about Gun Control AT ALL. look at Paris. they had no chance despite the most restrictive gun laws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDYiM--TrbY
>>77265788
>being a german
>>77267606
I just watch Jordan Schlansky remotes over and over tbqh senpai
>>77267211
Gun ownership is restricted in Norway, unless one has officially documented a use for the gun. By far the most common grounds for civilian ownership are hunting and sports shooting, in that order. Other needs can include special guard duties or self-defense, but the first is rare unless the person shows identification confirming that he or she is a trained guard or member of a law-enforcement agency.
There are special rules for collectors of guns. They are exempt from many parts of the regulation, but, in turn, they must meet even more narrow qualifications. Collectors may purchase, but not fire without permission, all kinds of guns in their respective areas of interest, which they have defined in advance.
Ownership is regulated in paragraph 7,[1] and responsibility for issuing a gun ownership license is given to the police authority in the applicant's district.
Rifle and shotgun ownership permission can be given to "sober and responsible" persons 18 years or older. The applicant for the permission must document a need for the weapon. Two exceptions exist to this age qualification. Persons under the age of 18, but over 16 may apply for rifle or shotgun ownership licence with the consent of parents or guardian. For handguns, the lowest ownership age is 21 with no exceptions allowed. For inherited weapons, it is up to the local police chief to make a decision based on the individual facts of the case.
An applicant must have a clean police record in order to obtain an ownership license.
fucking cucked, quisling
>>77267569
That wasn't the public being outraged, faggo.
>>77267464
Either way, you'll get stricter gun laws because your government says so. And we will have a good laugh at you.
>>77267265
balkan, all the ex-soviet states.
that one guy that got caught like to weeks ago.
he definitely went to one of the ex-soviet states and bought some bang bangs there.
they have/had tons of old stocks
>>77267420
They can't? I thought the govt was an omnipotent and omnipresent entity that would never oppress us and always be there to save us; the epitome of benevolence and moral perfection.
>>77267280
>>77267779
I got mine from a friendly yugo in my neighborhood.
Belgium is also a good place to get em.
>>77262749
>implying that this fag is relevant
>>77267700
>Jordan
I wonder why this guy hasn't quit yet. Conan is being such a fucking douche to him. I mean of course he's like a fedoratipper but not that bad.
>>77267779
but that's illegal :(
>>77267721
what the fuck are you talking about. tim mcveigh wasnt a member of the public? or alex jones? you probably hadnt even been born at the time. fuck outta here
>>77263785
>dont act like you're constantly at risk of a violent home invasion.
I live a mile from Detroit. I am constantly at risk of violent home invasion.
Time to add another to the ignore list
>>77264231
>5 minutes
LMFSAODFSA
if you live near a police station maybe
try 10 minutes of a murderer/burglar in your house before the police get there. thats assuming you are able to call, and assuming that those statistics are fudged to make the government look good - which they probably are
and theres no traffic
>>77267931
pretty sure jordan is just the greatest deadpan comedian to ever grace the face of this earth.
You can see him crack a few times during the couples therapy skit
>>77263113
who doesn't remember McVeigh? seriously?
>>77262749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laCoCJaHtEM
>>77264637
>shooting is ok unless against homosexuals
conan d'ohbrian
>>77267485
Why the fuck would I want to? There is no street crime.
And yes, you can get CC permits in Norway.
>>77268138
Anyone 25 and under
>>77262931
>semi-automatic
>assault rifle
>machine gun
it's a bit like how sarah (((silverman))) thinks "assault rifles" are electric-powered
>>77266162
It's our right as Americans to keep and bear arms. Why not exercise it? Better to have it and never use it than never have it and need to use it.
>>77265663
Liberals and moderates in general have very low childbirth rates. Don't worry, they won't.
citizens should have machine guns and even tanks to fend off the government
thats what the 2nd amendment is for
you might not think thats possible but things can happen under a corrupt system like every 3rd world country in the world
in afghanistan they walk around with AK-47s as an every day carry on
>>77267705
>fucking cucked, quisling
Yes you are, you dickless wonder.
>>77267044
>kill kill kill!
This is what goes on in the mind of a leftist when thinking about guns. Scary. I'm glad I own firearms for my own defense against crazies like you. You see, that's the difference between the left and the right; where the right sees guns as a means to defense and deterrence, leftists see guns as a means to kill and only kill.
>>77267721
>>77267563
yeah even though you're a fellow german you think the american way.
instead of working against the causes that turn people into sick assholes, let's equip everyone with guns, seed fear amongst everyone.
this thinking brings up nations like the US, where every month there's at least one shooting and dying on the streets is most likely on parts of towns. because they live in fear.
I don't see shit like this in germany, denmark, the netherlands etc.
>>77263927
>>77264835
>>77265186
>>77265220
>>77267034
This triggered by one misspelled word.
>>77264334
This a million times
>>77264123
>typical dumb Kraut
He's right. Letting civilians own guns is staggering stupidity. The 2nd amendment is an anachronism.
But as long as there are non-whites, liberals and people who want to exterminate us, around, white people should gun up as they've never gunned up before.
>>77268472
what goes through my mind is that its better to form a society where no one wants to kill another one and thus has no need in carrying a weapon.
>>77267117
>>77264937
Everyday I lose more of my faith in humanity.
It's nice living in Norway where your government isn't full of sociopaths. But here in the US, governments from towns on up are stocked to the brim with psychos who get off to raping kids and killing people. And death is the only thing that scares those fucks, because their egos are inflated.
But Norway, I ask you... 'Splain Breivik. How did your gun laws stop him?
>>77267949
A small handful of people =/= the general public, faggo.
>>77268514
Where are the case images from Waco posted, anyway?
Fuck leno
>>77268691
Haven't you destroyed your shithole country yet?
The right to life is inviolate. When guns exist, equality demands all can access them.
>>77263055
You don't understand. It's the principle. First it's assault riffles, then it's shotguns, then it's handguns, then it's bb guns. You give them an inch they take a mile.
>>77268656
Well over here for some reasons whole regions don't just suddenly catch fire.
>>77266779
There's just a couple problems: having guns in a gun free zone is highly illegal and bouncers pat you down
>>77268844
>better to form a society where no one wants to kill another one
That's a nice fantasy you've got there. Does it come with a plan?
>>77268310
>It's our right as Americans to keep and bear arms. Why not exercise it? Better to have it and never use it than never have it and need to use it.
I've never said anything about that. It's honestly not something I care much about one way or the other, but I do still believe you should be allowed to own guns, since its part of your history and culture.
The problem I have are the arguments both sides use. The left is exaggerating the effects of gun ownership and mass shootings, and seem to be forgetting that they live in a country of 300 million people. Shit happens and in the grand scheme of things, there are very few victims of gun violence that aren't related to niggers or spics.
The right obsesses over fighting the government and act as if everyone should walk around with guns.
We have a rich history of gun ownership in Norway, but we've never had an obsession with guns or the violent crime related to niggers that you find in the US. I just don't get the culture and obsession surrounding it from either side.
This boy ain't never had a hog problem.
>>77262749
Conan should have quit on top like Craig Ferguson. His show has been trash for years.
>>77267044
Actually, worldwide fewer people have been killed in wars since the stockpiling of atomic weapons. Imagine how the Cold War would have gone without the threat of nuclear apocalypse. Good work, Gerhardt!
>>77263113
ALLAHU
>semi-automatic assault rifle
lol
fuck you hollywood
>>77269229
Is he stuffing that box?
>>77262749
>I have really tried really hard over the years not to bore you with what I think.
Why did he have to start now?
>>77262749
I simply do not understand why anybody in this country is aloud to purchase and own a semi-automatic assault qu'ran
>I just don't get the culture and obsession surrounding it from either side.
>>77263785
>shouldn't have to
>some man should do it for me
>I'm pretty
>>77265991
That's exactly what semiautomatic means.
Arguably a rifle is more dangerous because the shots are more powerful and more accurate but you can still kill dozens of people with just handguns (e.g. Dunblane or Virginia Tech)
>>77265718
>Check if it killed anyone
>it did
D:
>>77268996
Bitch please, you're going the same way as us. We're both swimming in the toilet.
I don't care about rights or equality. I care about what works or not. Allowing drooling morons to own guns is not a good idea. Unless you guys prove me wrong, and make America white again.
>>77269104
well let me see.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_von_Gewaltexzessen_an_Schulen?oldformat=true
>the list of german school shootings has 14 shootings, counting from 1871!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States?oldformat=true
> i don't even want to count all of these
>>77263055
>there's no reason to own something like that
>no reason
The precise reason is to resist (ie fight and kill) members of a tyrannical government. This is the point of the 2nd Amendment. Not Hunting. Not home defense.
Also,
>Bill of Reasons
Pay attention to the parts where he starts making these hand gestures.
Does this look familiar, /pol/?
It's a sign that he's not speaking as himself anymore.
>>77269446
Which is kind of bull too. A guy rolling some gas powered .50 cal hand gun could do more damage than a fast and flat moving fmj 5.56
>>77269105
You know nothing about Norwegian gun culture.
Sincerely, a hunter, sports-shooter (rifle and pistol) and gun smith.
You need to understand that the United States' Constitution doesn't GRANT any rights. It simply acknowledges them.
The Second Amendment is literally just a way of saying "yeah, we realize that you are in charge of your own lives, and as a result you are entitled to defend yourself, your family and your property".
But hey - don't take my word for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOwy9OWfnAM
Also, FYI: Norway is ranked #10 in guns per capita (where the US is #1). Guns never were the problem.
Freedom, first and foremost, resides in each individual's right to the defense of his life, his loved ones and his property. If he doesn't have the right to personal defense and instead must rely on the whims of the state, then he has no freedom and is nothing more than a slave.
Never let your government disarm you or you will become chattel.
>>77268536
>I don't see shit like this in germany
we literally had our law gutted because of two angst ridden cunts that got their hands on daddys shotgun.
I learned to shoot at age 11 with a an HK91 at our local range.
No backround checks, no license no need for fuss.
It hurt like a bitch but it was great.
At the end of the day, you and you alone are responsible for your safety.
If you value your own life so little that you can't or won't handle a gun then I guess that's that.
>instead of working against the causes that turn people into sick assholes
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
The decay of western morals?
You wanna drug everyone Brave New World style?
Put everyone in an institution?
Guns exist, people exist. There is no way of changing either fact. People will use guns to kill people, all that I'm interested in is not making myself a soft target.
In the US it's mostly niggers going apeshit and slaughtering eachother, with the occasional whitey going ham on some kids.
Whatever.
Before commies decided to kidnap some SPD cunt back in the seventies, everyone had more or less free access to guns over here too.
And nothing really happened.
>>77263055
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
The purpose of the second amendment is to overthrow a government that has abused its power.
>>77269651
>>77269104
just saw that we even count shit like "student brought "weapons" to school, not hurting anyone" and "blank bullets fired, no one got hurt"
>>77265991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yATeti5GmI8
>>77268691
Oh Sweden and your utopian fantasies of perfect society with no violence, authoritarian nanny state doing decision making for you and your wife getting nailed by BBC every day. How can someone not like you?
>>77269974
most of the american ones are irrelevant too.
>At around 6 a.m., as George O Mortensen, 35-year-old janitor of the Washington street school building, was unlocking the outer door of the school, someone discharged a shotgun from only a few feet. The shot riddled the door within a foot of his head
etc
>>77262749
You can make a destructive explosive with regular household items, should those be banned too?
Islam is the problem.
>>77269361
>semi-automatic assault qu'ran
>tfw gays are protecting the religion that wants them dead
>>77264658
Man it's nice to see some leafs like guns.
>>77269896
yeah and why do the niggers keep their feet still in germany?
or the turks, or the albanians?
it's about social chances, education, an affordable health care system that leave no one behind and help to those in need.
that's why we don't have shitholes like detroit, not because everyone is carrying a gun around his waist.
>>77269651
>11. Juni 1964. In der Volksschule des Kölner Stadtteils Volkhoven läuft der 42-jährige Frührentner Walter Seifert Amok. Mit einem selbstgebauten Flammenwerfer und einer Lanze tötet er acht Schüler und zwei Lehrerinnen. 20 Kinder und zwei Lehrerinnen werden verletzt. Auf der Flucht begeht der Täter Selbstmord
>42yr old retired man kills 8 students and 2 teachers with a diy flamethrower and a fucking LANCE as well as injuring 20 more kids and two more teachers
thats pretty metal.
>>77269651
What's your point? You said you wanted to create a society where nobody wants to kill anyone. Please tell me how you plan to change the mental state of criminals and lunatics.
Ignoring semi-autos because I know how wanting to ban them is bullshit. What are the laws like on full automatics in the US? Does the right to bear arms apply to them to or what? I have no idea desu.
>>77264231
AR-15 in the corner and 9mm in the nightstand on my wife's side
>>77265702
>the kinder egg company has professional shills now.
>>77270364
okay, apart from this weird combination of a flamethrower and a lance, killing 10 people with it is pretty metal
>>77267569
That was also orchestrated by the government
>>77264637
makes me wonder what Hunter would think of the modern left
>>77269104
Yes, one that's been around since 1848.
It doesn't actually work, but it's great for killing enough people that the shell-shocked survivors don't dare question it any more.
>>77265412
>"You mean the place that has almost 0 niggers and accepts 2 immigrants a year max? That japan?"
>THOSE TWO IMMIGRANTS DID ACTUALLY RAPE A GIRL AS EXPECTED A FEW WEEKS AGO
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2016/02/22/tokyo-cops-arrest-turkish-asylum-seekers-in-gang-rape-of-woman/
>>77270430
my point is to not create more of them.
there will always be sick people with mental problems.
but niggs killing themselfs on the street for nothing is a different thing.
social chances, health care bla bla, wrote it like 2 minutes ago as a reply.
guns can't help people to get out of poverty or feed their children
>>77265967
Memes aside, kinder eggs were a staple part of my childhood and it's sad you don't get them.
We all know why as well. It has nothing to do with choking hazards because you have similar chocolates in the US with toys inside. It's the corporatism your country falls victim to. Hershey's or something was probably behind the ban to limit more competition.
>>77270274
>that's why we don't have shitholes like detroit
No, you don't have shitholes like Detroit because you don't have half the niggers the US is riddled with. Don't worry though, Merkel's working very hard to change that
>>77262749
Because you need to defend yourself from blacks and arabs that will own them illegally. America has a black problem not a gun problem.
>>77270274
>yeah and why do the niggers keep their feet still in germany?
or the turks, or the albanians?
Now I don't know where you live, but where I come from they actually don't.
They are belligerent and annoying, but thankfully (mostly) unarmed because the russians won't sell them guns.
Neither will anyone else I'd think.
Russians and Arabs are armed to the teeth tho, careful with those.
At least thats what my sister (police) told me.
I agree on the social securities, but even that may come to bite us in the ass at some point down the line.
But if we didn't have those, places like Bochum or Dortmund may very well look like detroit.
Also, niggers are just worse than turks and all the other rabble.
Thank god we never imported them, just look at france.
Still not an argument why law abiding citizens should not be allowed to own firearms for their own protection.
>>77262749
People are allowed to have dumb opinions. Stop pretending celebrities have the power to do anything.
>>77269105
The USA is a thing because the Brits tried to take some guns from a handful of dudes in a backwater town on a barely explored continent. It just is what it is.
>>77270459
Takes a special license, lots of dough and a fuck ton of paper work. Even after this it cans still be quite difficult if you are not LEO or MIL.
>>77270459
2nd amendment applies to everything.
US government cracked down on machine gun ownership since 1934 NFA.
You need class-2 form which costs 200$. However, biggest problem is that since Reagan's administration registration of new machine guns is prohibited (unless you are a gun dealer), so fully-automatic guns costs thousands if not tens of thousands dollars.
