>Be American
>Get Shot
>>77249452
>be Canadian
>get cucked
>be Canadian
>in debt
>on fire
>dude weed lmao
>>77249452
>be Canadian
>fuck dog
>>77249526
>be murifag
>get baited
>be Albertan
>DUDE BLAZE IT LMAO
>be american
>be butthurt
>>77249452
>Be American
>Be the only ones to stop a Muslim from shooting up a train in France
>>77249526
>>77249535
>>77249580
Irrelevant country.
Retard containment country.
>>77249665
>be argentinian
>be white
>be american
>go to cinema
>get shot
>go to school
>get shoot
>go inside a skyscraper
>get plane'd
>go to jogging
>get bomb'd
>go to club
>get shot
>go to walk
>get robbed by niggers
>>77249452
>be Canadian
that's enough
>>77249781
>Irrelevant country.
>flag
k
>>77249784
indeed
>>77249452
>be canadian
>win
>>77249860
>be romanian
>get beaten with a pipe
>>77250093
>be argentinian
>drown
>>77249892
>SOME FUCKING STRIPES AND SOME STARS
>be hitler
>survive WWI, one of the worst wars in history
>survive over a dozen well-thought, highly coordinated assassination attempts, many by trained professionals
>obviously hitler is gods chosen, protected by god himself and did nothing wrong
>be american
>get shot at gay bar
>>77249860
>>77250185
>A FUCKING LEAF BETWEEN TWO STRIPES
>>77250229
>be hitler
>kill yourself
i would have prefered him winning tho
>>77249860
sounds about right
>be american
>don't die
guys I'm in wal mart right now and I think I hear gun shots, but my scooter battery is low. I don't think I can make it across the 50,000 square foot floor and be able to go to the grocery aisle to get my hamburger helper. What should I do?!
>>77249452
>be Canadian
>be on fire
>apologize to flames
>>77249452
>be american
>blame muslims
>every year beta amrifag does mass shootings
m'freedum
>I'm sorry that a bunch of fags got shot by an islamic terrorist
>let me show my sympathy by letting in 250,000 possible fag-hating islamic terrorists.
>>77250644
Wew lad
>>77250644
>be a country no one cares about
>be obsessed with Americans
>>77250644
w-what are you?
>>77249452
>Be american
>Get shot before getting thrown out of a plane
>>77250687
Woops, meant to post this.
>>77249892
>Not thinking a fucking leaf is a based flag to have
At least we can wear our flag around the world and not be hated for it. It's no wonder Americans abroad wear Canadian flags..
>>77250371
he more than likely went to argentinia
but even if he did kill himself, it proves that only hitler can kill hitler.
nobody else succeeded in doing this, despite over a dozen attempts by filthy evil kikes and their brainwashed sympathizers
hitler is the true reich chancellor of germany and will always be my liege
the only other person in history even close to being so protected by god was general romel, and its no coincidence he was a commander of the german army
>>77250864
>leaf
>based
>>77249452
> be American
> stay out of no-gun zones
> shoot multiple terrorists armed with assault rifles dead
> get shot in foot
Well, yuh sure showed me.
>>77249452
>be canadian
>realize nobody in the world cares about your opinion
>>77250864
>leaf
>based
>not hated
You are deluded you leafcuck.
>be human
>peace can't be achieved
>>77250999
Wow, the amount of faggotry coming from Canadia caused your last three digits to repeat.
>>77249860
>live in Romania
>be a shit skin 3rd world fuck
A
>>77251496
>>77251587
>be mc donald
>take literally all the possible bait on /pol/
>get butthurt over it
>muh fredum
>>77252035
>Be Italian
>can't handle banter
>Cry about it on /pol/
>>77251587
>live in america
>come home after a day of being a corporate slave at my Walmart cashier job
>a bit more and I will finally pay my college taxes in 30 years
>find jamal has arrived
>be a good boy and don't say anything
>go back to my cuckshed
>jamal comes and lock the door (again) while laughing
>good thing I have a PC
>go and shitpost on 4chan while fapping at my wife screams
>see neighbor from window doing the same thing
>2hourslater.clock
>jamal finally leaves
>he forgets to unlock me
>wife is sleeping
>already hungry and no McDonalds in sight
>eat my own cum since hungry af
>6hourslater.clock
>wife comes and unlocks me
>I thank her for not forgetting about me
>repeat the next days
>>77252380
haahahahahahaha romania, nigga you a real country? hahaahahah roma
>>77252380
>Be gypsy
>>77249452
>be in comfy rural area
>never go to large gatherings or cities often
>if ever
>all this happenings only enforces my stance
>Be Canadian
>be completely irrelevant on the world stage
>only way to get attention is to shitpost
