This is something that has been brought up in my politics lecture and no one was able to give a serious answer
>>77248704
Colonising non whites
>>77248704
inbreeding and poor dental health
Shit food
>>77248704
Tea and biscuits with ugly women and shitty weather while mopping around like a bunch of edgy cynical depressed teenagers.
>>77248771
I need an answer that will stop people from saying "well you don't have culture so it doesn't matter if immigrants come here because no culture is being diluted."
>>77248704
>Lucy Pinder
muh dick
>>77248945
Brutal mate.
>>77248777
>poor dental health
Shit meme, we have better dental health than America
>>77248777
>Being a waste of fucking land
>>77248960
Just tell them that we do have culture but its not easy to really tell what it is. Ask a muslim from the middle east what their culture is and they will also be dumbfounded. To know what your culture is you have to explore other cultures first to see what makes yours different.
Isn't British culture just Islamic culture?
I remember someone summed it up here really well before but I can't remember what they said, should've saved it.
>>77249227
>Trying to fit in
>>77248704
Its impossible to answer because It has been eradicated.
>>77248704
tea
epl
english breakfast
annoying accents/dialects
history
bad teeth
british looking girls - i personally like the ayy look
fags as in tobacco
funny looking police
a lot of former colonies people
i've never been to britian though
>>77249181
Yeah, its like queueing, being overly polite, binge drinking and other subtle shit
>>77249405
>ayy
They look like aliens?
England in the Tudor Age :)
Forever British culture was civilization itself.
The idea of a civilized world, with manners and propriety was their major export. Wealthy people around the world would ship their sons and daughters to England to learn how to be "proper."
Combined with high educational standards, the English culturally were the most snobbish and elite people on earth. And with an expansive empire, they had every justification for their behaviors.
But now, after 75-100 years of crippling socialist degeneration, there's no appeal to the British. They're just another crass, media obsessed middle class people.
>>77248704
Page 3 tit girls are the only thing useful to ever come from Anglos.
>>77249405
class division
football
rugby
cricket
horse racing/jockies whatever it's called
oxbridge/old universities
fish n chips
those buildings where they are built next and identical to eachother with may be a tiny yard in the back for working class people.
pubs to gather in/drink
the queen and commonwealth
>>77248960
The Anglo-Saxon concept of rule of law, stretching from the time of Tacitus to the Magna Carta to the formation of the world's first Parliament that emphases the individual over the collection.
The empirical tradition of Hume, Locke, Darwin that looks for evidence based reasoning that begun the scientific method.
A stoicism in the face of tragedy and poor-odds best exemplified in the British resistance to the Nazi's and enduring the blitz.
A love of liberty and resistance to tyranny coupled with a proud military history, represented in the opposition to Napoleon, the Kaiser and Hitler, as well the British Empire's involvement in ending international slavery.
An emphasis on private property and individual ownership 'An Englishman's home is his castle' that made us (and continues to make us) one of the financial capitals in the world.
A love of literature and possession of one of the most flexible and expressive languages in the world. From Shakespeare to Milton, to John Dunn, and even to modern, non-british born writers like Salman Rushdie who have been inspired by it.
Finally traditional English culture and pastimes. Drinking tea. Gardening. The beautiful rolling green hills of our countryside - 'Englands pleasant pastures' of William Blake's poetry. You could also invoke England Christian heritage, it's beautiful chapels and cathedrals.
Man it's not hard OP. Invoke your patriotism! What do you love about this country?
>>77248704
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro
>>77250449
Been trying to formulate something like this.
>Forever British culture was civilization itself.
>The idea of a civilized world, with manners and propriety was their major export. Wealthy people around the world would ship their sons and daughters to England to learn how to be "proper."
>>77250672
>An emphasis on private property and individual ownership 'An Englishman's home is his castle' that made us (and continues to make us) one of the financial capitals in the world.
To add to this, Adam Smith, author of ' the wealth of nations' was English, essentially meaning that we invented modern capitalism.
>>77250449
This chap knows.
>what is british culture
doing pills and sniffing ket on weekends
Brit culture is inbreeding.
>>77248704
Beady to the bone
Anglo culture means killing Aryans in order to consume their blood
>>77250449
Spot on.
I feel that American culture, at least in principle, is the distillation of British culture and wish you guys all the best in maintaining it against the muslim hordes and socialist fools.
>>77250672
>the formation of the world's first Parliament that emphases the individual over the collection
Where were you when you found out that the destruction of our peoples was started by the Eternal Anglo?
>>77248704
Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c
>>77250930
>Ket
Good, better not start appropriating Scottish culture by doing coke.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_prevalence_of_cocaine_use
british values old and new, by no means unique to britain, and variously under threat:
parliamentary democracy
liberty-based, common law system as opposed to the continental model of the law serving the state
a concept of fair play ("how would you like it if someone did that to you?")
manners
placing some importance in chasteness (this one's almost entirely dead)
self-effacing humour
minding your own business
desire to avoid confrontation
tendency to only act when provoked, rather than to provoke
respect and love of antiquities and predecessors
and all the liberties and comforts you take for granted
this list is far better though:
>>77250672
>>77250672
And that's all gone away now :^)
>>77250672
This is a good post.
That's all.
>>77251322
Anglo culture is White/Aryan genocide
>>77251354
>Implying there are enough rich people in Scotland to do coke
Mcat is where it's at now lads.
>>77248704
Stunning achievements in literature, art, philosophy and architecture that make the nigger races cry and rage in envy
>>77250449
>(((socialist)))
>>77248704
Its harder to define in the physical than it is the abstract and intangible. I think this is something you have to look at from an outside perspective.
Whenever you brits describe us, you view us as loud, boisterous and overly friendly without any sense for boundaries.
If I had to describe how British people seemed to me, you seem more reserved in one sense. Alot of dry and wry wit, but very saucy at times if you look at bantz humor. One might say more uptight but it seems to me British people are more soulfully reflective and introverted to a degree, but more logic based as opposed to more fantasy-escapist like the French
As for physical/material culture this is reflected alot in your media. You gave us the Beatles, Monty Python, Blackadder, and many many actors and actresses that have made it to Hollywood. On the other hand, British pub culture could be considered the ancestor to the American Bar culture. Alcohol is another component which seems to define you. Whiskey and Gin could be considered two quintessentially British spirits. Whiskey is one which we have inherited as seen in our southern style bourbons much like English style Ales have influenced our brewing industry to some sense.
Sorry if this is a rambling mess but DESU British culture is more of a close relative to American culture than we care to admit
>>77248704
British culture doesn't exist, unless you consider London culture "British" culture in which it is not very native to these lands these days anyway. English/Scottish/Welsh culture exists, however.
>>77251783
>Whenever you brits describe us, you view us as loud, boisterous and overly friendly without any sense for boundaries.
lol what?
Britain has always been inhabited by so many different cultures that it's kind of hard to say what "British culture" is.
Drinking.
Drugs.
Going to the local chippy.
Fighting.
Footie.
Tea and crumpets.
HALAL BISMILLAH
ALLAH AKBAR
MASALLAH
TAKBIIIIIIIIR
AISHA
Multi-culturalism is our culture I guess. All of the stiff-upper lip, God save the Queen stuff was decades ago.
>>77251877
fuck off owen
>>77251567
These dipshits genocide themselves as well and they don't even see it. Even now the best they can muster up are civic nationalist cucks.
>>77251844
This.
British culture is hard to define since British culture is civilised living at it's core. Such cultures -as you said- like Scottish, English or Welsh can be easier to define.
>>77251856
WOOOO YEEEHAWWW BUDDY
>>77251856
Go on /int/ thats basically how they think of us stereotypically, We're basically all texans and New Yorkers to them
>>77250660
>those buildings where they are built next and identical to eachother with may be a tiny yard in the back for working class people
Its called a 'terraced house', I live in one m8
Emotional repression & alcholism.
Kinda like the Finnish, but more self-aware & less autistic.
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0btHwOJrBiY
>>77248704
>take inbreed to pro level
>fuck sheep if no cousin is free
>blame it over eu
"culture"
>>77248704
Ugly Teef
Fish and Chips
Bastardised version of Indian Curry
GOAT tier ROCK MUSIC
Oedipal tendencies
Abandoning empires
Indian Tea
Bad oral hygiene
Good engineering
ugly tea-th
very ugly yellow teeth
Black Taxis from 1930s
Paki love
Indian fashion
Griget
Victoria Cresecent
Arsenal United FC
Horrible dental hygiene
Slags
Doggin
Plastic sniffing
Tardis
Muslim sympathy
Casual cowardice
Poor dentistry
Top Gayer
Self-pity
Self-entitlement
Rubber dingy rapids
....and last but not the least ..
Hooligans with very bad teeth.
...
sorry for shitpost lads...a bit drunk on mouthwash
>>77252101
>/int/ stereotypes by pop-culture.
>/pol/ stereotypes by the biggest minority of countries.
>>77252000
not necessarily multi-culturalism as much as it is cultural acceptance/tolerance and adaptation. its kinda like us and the italians to you guys and the indians. We hate them but fuck it if we dont have a love for their ethnic food
>>77251856
Gun-loving overindulging fat hillbillies is the stereotyping of Americans unfortunately. That and the thugs.
>>77248704
British culture is greater than the sum of its parts.
Remove everything British/Anglo/Commonwealth even over the last century and you understand what British culture is, only it'll be gone
tl;dr greater than the sum of its parts
>>77248704
WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
>>77252000
Although now that I think of it, the ritual of making/sharing tea is still ever present. That hasn't gone away.
>having a nice cuppa when you get in
>having a nice cuppa while watching TV or browsing the internet
>offering to make a nice cuppa for whoever else is present when you put the kettle on
>inviting your mate in for a cuppa whenever they're passing by.
Glorious.
>>77252304
/pol/ stereotypes by what it sees in the streets. Everything always looks better and more glamorous on the Telly than it is in real life.
Green and pleasant land
Protestants
Common law
Discovery
Big guys for you (frogs)
>>77251830
kek this one got me
>>77252271
You missed pan- asian railways and steam engines Pajeet, you seem to be using our cast-offs well enough
>>77252464
>>77252464
Emphasis on discovery.
Look at the list of British inventions, we've built the modern world.
Which particular British culture?
There are literally dozens of British cultures, not just one.
The culture in Stornoway will be very different to that in Westminster.
>>77252683
The usual frankenstinian almaglam that ignores the individulal different ones. """UK""" culture might be a better term
>>77248704
Queuing, reserved politeness, social decorum, stiff upper lip.
What are european countries culture? French being lazy and eating garlic and taking 2 hour lunchbreaks? Germans getting up early and leaving their beach towels on the sunbeds?
Sounds like an attempt to subvert british norms and normalize mass immigration.
Maybe we should start hosting baccha bazi (boy fucking) parties like Afghans? That is their culture.
>>77248704
http://www.foodsofengland.co.uk/index.htm
A rich and varied culinary history, with an emphasis on simple ingredients cooked well.
January
5th - Twelfth Night. Twelfth cake eaten.
17th - Old Twelfth Night. Wassailing with cider in some parts of Somerset and Devon.
1st Monday after 12th Night - Plough Monday. Norfolk Plough Pudding
Evening of 20th - The Eve of St Agnes, Dumb Cake to be made by spinsters
30th - The anniversary of the execution of King Charles I. Calf's Head suppers.
February
2nd - Candlemass Day. The last day to eat-up Christmas foods like Goose Pie or Mincemeat
14th - Valentine's Day, Plum Shuttles eaten in Rutland
Day before Shrove Tuesday - Collop Monday. Eggs and Collops eaten.
Shrove Tuesday - Pancake Day. Pancakes eaten nationwide. Brasenose Ale in Oxford.
28th - End of the small bird shooting season
Ash Wednesday - Grey Peas and Bacon in the Black Country
March
5th Sunday in Lent - Carling Sunday. Fried Carling Peas in the North East
Variable between mid March and April.
Mothering Sunday or Simnel Day or Rose Day - Treats for mothers: Mothering Buns in Bristol, Simnel Cake in Bury and elsewhere. Braggot drunk in Eccles. Blackburn Fig Pie, Mothering Sunday Wafers, Mother's Day Cake, Frumenty or Furmety, Shrewsbury Simnel Cake
Burnley Fag Pie Sunday is the second Sunday before Easter
Variable between mid March and April.
Passover - Roast lamb on the bone, an adaptation of the Jewish 'Seder' meal.
Variable between mid March and April.
Easter - Easter Eggs, Tansy Pudding, Goosnargh Cake, Simnel Cake, Easter Biscuits, Coventry Godcakes, Easter Nests, Onion-Skin Eggs, Fig-Sue
April
23rd - St George's Day. Start of the asparagus season.
24th - St. Mark's Eve Dumb Cake
The 7th Sunday after Easter - Whitsun, or White-Sunday - Whitsun Ale.
May
1st - May day. May Cup
Early May - Cheese-rolling at Stilton.
June
4th - Eton College Prizegiving. Eton Mess.
Wybunbury Fig-Pie Wakes
Early June - Colchester Oyster Fayre
etc
>>77253005
July
Whit Monday, around the 12th - Dunmow Flitch Trials
Mid-month - Pontefract Liquorice Festival
26th - St Anne's Day. Black Cherries at Chertsey Fair, Surrey
31st - Last day of the Naval Grog ration
August
1st Week - St. Wilfred's Day. Wilfra Tarts Eaten in Ripon
1st - Lambswool Ale in honour of the Goddess of fruits and seeds.
August 5th - Tosset Feast in Lancashire Tosset Cakes
Saturday nearest St Oswald's day (5th August) - Rush-bearing ceremony at Grasmere, Gingerbread
21st end of the Grog Ration
End of August - Bumpers on Cherry Sunday, Buckinghamshire
September
1st - Start of small bird shooting season
First Friday - Start of the oyster season. Oysters, gin and gingerbread at Colchester.
2nd Tuesday - Widecombe Fair. Spiced apple ale and gingerbread
29 September - Michaelmas, the beginning of autumn. Goose
October
Early October - Southend Whitebait Festival
21st - Trafalgar Night. Grand Naval dinners, each dish being given a fanciful Nelsonian name such as 'Victory Desert' and a toast made to "The Immortal Memory of Lord Nelson and those who fell with him" Dishes might include: Grog, Lord Nelson Sole, Lord Nelson Veal, Lord Nelson's Cutlets, Nelson Ball Pudding, Nelson Balls, Nelson Slices, Nelson Squares, Nelson's Blood, Victory V
30th - Halloween. Thorcake, Apple-Bobbing Punch
November
1st - Lambswool Ale in honour of the Goddess of fruits and seeds (alternative narrative to 1st August)
5th - Bonfire night. Parkin. Treacle toffee. Toffee Apples
Friday after the nearest Thursday to the 5th November - Bridgewater Carnival Cake
11th - Martinmass Beef
Around 23rd - Stir-up Sunday - Making of the Christmas Pudding mix. The 1st Sunday before Advent, traditionally the day when the reading in Churches begins 'Stir up, we beseech thee, O Lord, the wills of thy faithful people'.
last Thursday of November - The Vintners' Company hold a 'Swan Feast'
25th - The feast of St Catherine. Kattern cakes
>>77252870
French culture is defined by a more artistic laissez-faire attitude. Kind of like why its more stereotypic for a french guy to be gay than a british one.
Basically:
British beef & logic
French Chicken and surrealism
German cold sausage
Our identity is slowly being diluted by Americanisms, I hope Brexit stops this autism.
No that paki down the road isn't British because he has a passport you retarded yanks.
>>77248704
Outside of music, Britain has no culture. You know it's true.
The form Champagne takes today has only come about because of three significant English developments.
Wine simply bottled before it has finished fermenting (methode rurale) naturally becomes fizzy, and this, somewhat hit-and-miss, method had been followed in France (and elsewhere, cf; 'Gooseberry Champagne' or Quick Ale) for generations. In 1662 the English scientist Christopher Merret presented a paper to the Royal Society in London explaining a more reliable method of making wine sparkle - this is the procedure which became known as methode champenoise and is now universally followed in the French region. It is not clear whether Merret invented the method or merely codified it, but he was certainly several years ahead of the French wine-maker monk Dom Perignon.
The second English contribution was the bottle. Around the same time as Merret, Sir Robert Mansell's factories in Newcastle-on-Tyne were able to make the first glass bottles strong enough to safely withstand the pressure of a sparkling wine.
The third English contribution was when Perrier-Jouët, in response to demands from their English dealers, prepared an unsweetened 'brut' Champagne specifically for the British market. This is the style of wine which is now known as 'Champagne' the world over.
>>77253240
Fuck off we're like you yanks.
>>77253240
Funny that because we've been sending our failed comedians and entertainers to your shores for literally decades now and you cunts fucking lap it up.
Seriously, John Oliver is a complete failure here but AMERICANS LOVE HIM.
>>77253420
not*
>>77253231
Nah id say the dilution comes from globalisim and the international jew basically wanting to consolidate Europe into an indistinguishable mass like US without taking centuries of history into context.
Globalisim kills identity culture
>>77248945
yuup pretty much sums up american view.
have good comedy though
rip top gear*
>>77249068
True, im guessing the reason is because the nhs covers everything but the cosmetic side of things, because its a waste of taxpayers money, which is how people judge it.
>>77252271
POO IN LOO
>>77253443
The left cucks love him. Hes basically a parrot for the left with his material written by sexually repressed SJWS. The big reason why he got successful there and on the Daily Show is because gullible Americans believe that a well dressed individual talking in a British accent is somehow automatically wise and smart.
hooligans!
all of you hooligans!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
>>77253661
What does that say about your average left leaning American though?
I am sorry that this slimy piece of shit escaped and ended up in the USA.
Please forgive us.
>>77253837
Thank god Russell Brand's career is almost dead after his foray into politics. The dildo told people not to vote in the general election but told everyone to vote Labour in the end anyway.
>>77248704
All the songs you don't know and the dances you can't dance and the stories you can't tell.
Your culture has been killed by the entertainment industry, like all white culture.
\So what do brits think when they hear a American go on teamspeak or equivalent and be all like cheerio m8 tea and crumpets and call out mummy when you attack them for mocking you. Does it cause butthurt?
>>77248704
Pinder is God tier
>>77253837
It says that they're lemmings easily swayed by glitz and emotion like most cunts.
This brings me to another topic. Your men seem to have an obsession with our women for some reason. Both Oliver and Prince Harry have hard ons for American women.
You are forgiven, so long as you take Trevor Noah.
>>77249227
No but what isn't ironic is how deep nigger culture is in yours
>>77253990
>Waits until registration has closed to flip what he said and bottle it with VOTE LABOUR
Fucking creased when that happened, I bet he cut himself when Tories got in
>>77250672
>The empirical tradition of Hume, Locke, Darwin that looks for evidence based reasoning that begun the scientific method.
ya ya, forgot the greeks, not to mention Descartes and many before him.
>as well the British Empire's involvement in ending international slavery.
Might as well not start international slavery in the first place to begin with.
You guys have something really cool though: since you have shitty weather all year along, you have developed a whole 'gardening' culture that is really nice.
Great writers too, very creative: A.C. Doyle, etc
Creativity, quirkiness, irreverence, celebrating individuality and dark humour are the quintessential traits of British culture.
We're odd. From our stupid TV programs through to weird customs like tea and biscuits. We praise uniqueness and silliness in equal amounts.
To be British is to join the back of a long queue, make a sarcastic comment to which your fellow Brits will snort with an agreeing laugh, then queue patiently anyway because a free for all would be unbecoming.
>>77254499
Have you seen most British women?
American girls have a reputation of being well groomed and feminine. Most of our women can open a bottle of beer with their teeth and light a match on their legs.
>>77248704
>Phat British tiddies
That's your culture.
>>77255762
>American girls have a reputation of being well groomed and feminine
Holy shit anon either you're a proxy, foreigner or have been watching too many hollywood movies
>>77248704
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
>picrelated
>>77255762
M8 most women look groomed and feminine when they clean up. My ex had gas problems, used to call her the wicked whistling witch because she didnt need a broom to fly and i swear could basically fart out the intro to the Mario theme with her ass whenever she ate broccoli in large quantities.
Besides both women oliver and harry liked were army women. Those kinds are about as butch as you can get without being lesbian
>>77248704
Fuckin Drum and bass like Jungle
>>77251124
You better fuck off with your shit, pic related is an average aryan
>>77248704
Common law, magna carta, common fucking law, the mission to civilize, the freeing of the slaves, separation of church and state, protestantism (Not needing a priest cunt to tell you what the bible means) common law,
>>77256548
Fuck, wrong image I mean't to pick this one
>>77256125
>relationships with animals
I guess Canada does have a unique culture after all
>>77254985
Wasn't trying to short change France, he just asked about Britain.
>>77248704
>What is British Culture /pol/?
Science
Medicine
Architecture
Music
Philosophy
Poetry
Theatre
...pretty much what we consider "Western Civilization".
>>77248704
We gave the world Depeche mode,you lucky cunts!
>>77256548
Who's that? :^)
Is that you? :^)
>>77248890
>>77250843
>To add to this, Adam Smith, author of ' the wealth of nations' was English, essentially meaning that we invented modern capitalism.
If you were to be accurate, you would say that the english were the first to properly describe Capitalism.
What we call modern Capitalism is a ferman variant which is a made up thing from scratch.
>>77248704
British Culutre is many things
British Culutre is rolling hills to rugged highlands
British Culutre is punching far above our weight on the world stage
British Culutre is creating strong ties with nations all over the world, from Canada to India, from South Africa to Austalian
British Culutre is fighting your hardest when your backs against the wall
British Culutre is roast dinner, strawberries and cream and a full English breakfast
British Culture is Monarchy and Democracy working in unison
British Culutre is rolling up your sleeves and getting stuck in when the going gets tough
British Culture is Sir Edward Elgar and John Constable
British Culture is being understated and modest while out performing your contemporaries
British Culture is poking fun at yourself while you have the most right to brag
British Culture is dying
British Culture is living off of the dole
British Culutre is becoming violent over sports
British Culture is too turn our backs on our own
British Culture is destroying our working class with foreign low caste immigration
British Culture is dismantling our manufacturing industry
British Culture is Individualism
>>77251322
Yeah how did your recent elections go again? Don't point at me when your own people are shitting all over their own house.
>>77258524
>creating strong ties with nations all over the world, from Canada to India
KEK..India doesn't give a flying shit about you. And there's a lot of it here.
>>77248704
Tea. Page 3. Beer. Work. James Bond. Winston Churchill. American sitcoms. Soap operas. Conservatism. And despite page 3 and top shelf mags allowed no talk of sex mentioned ever as a rule.
>>77252271
I wondered why this threat absolutely stunk of shit
Get back to work making my curry you wagon-wheel cunt
British Culture is sinking the EU, With no survivors
>>77259417
The British Raj was a proud time for both our nations, we have/had a lot of respect for India. Enoch Powell fell in love with the place himself, but India is India and England is England
>>77248704
Stuffy warm air, ugly women, no trust and general retardation.
>>77248704
British culture is in my opinion: do as you would be done by.
>>77248704
Colonising meme countries to steal natural supplies which we then make our own technology, trade and food with.
Then we declare war on Germany.
Then we defeat the Cucks of Germany.
Then we declare war on Germany.
Then we defeat the Cucks of Germany.
Then we release our former colonies, sit down, eat Yorkshire puddings whilst watching the Coronation Street omnibus with a cup of tea.
>>77248704
u avin a fahkin giraffe m8?
a fahkin Turkish bahf?
>music
>art
>poetry
>literature
>architecture
>stiff upper lip
>sense of fair play
No one could mention British culture in a fucking politics lecture?
You ARE talking about a university lecture and not primary school, yes?
Post that study that only 20% of british males consider themselves "male"
Fuck you gay tranny fags
>>77260241
Of course colonisation was for resources, but we improved every nation we colonised. We looked after the people in the Empire and considered them full citizens. This British Empire is evil meme is nonsense.
The Spanish treated their colonies poorly and look how their empire collapsed, our commonwealth still exists for a reason
>>77260501
>empire collapsed, our commonwealth still exists for a reason
Ik I was trolling dw.
Britannia is superior and will always be superior. Our Commonwealth equals still respect us unlike other colonial masters.
British Culture is Shit Food, Good Beer, Big Tits and Football.
American Culture is Mediocre Food, Shit Beer, Big Tits, and the wrong kind of Football.
Canadian Culture is Mediocre Food, Good Beer, Big Tits, and Hockey.
>>77260585
>Our Commonwealth equals still respect us unlike other colonial masters
>Niggers think we are okay
Pfffffff
Truly the greatest empire
British culture right here
>>77260683
Shit food is a false stereotype.
If you turn down roast beef, roast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, sprouts, peas and gravy followed by a bowl of strawberries and cream then it's you who has the issue with poor taste
England gave the world civilization. And beheadings if you eat pork
>>77248771
FPBP
>british "cuisine"
>>77260928
>>77260986
>>77260855
Nobodies denies we have fallen, the post war world is a loss for all of us
>>77248704
Become friends with everyone. And make friend a fights friend b, and take a and b's properties and act like Britain is a mediator.
You are now aware that Mohammed was an anglo and that's why muds hate european civilisation
British culture is the queen, the anglican church, the tories vs. whigs parliament, the empire, tea & biscuits.
English culture is Ye Merry Olde England, i.e. Catholic England, prior to the Reformation.
>>77261119
Sorry for rubbing it in. I just really like old Britain.
But unlike Germany you brought this on your own will
>>77261118
We all have poorer aspects of cuisine, especially you Americans.
But Beef Wellington, or Cumberland Sausage with mashed potatoes and gravy is among the best dishes in the world
I didn't even remember I have all these pics. Britain is my understanding of a dystopia
>>77248890
Star Gazey pie? Fuck off you fat fucking cunt.
That came out of my county you fat fucking child fucker.
I hate being British
But seriously you faggots are today the Germany of tomorrow
>>77248945
Better than being a fat cunt that has to cover his arsehole incase a mexican or a black person tries to rape them.
What the fuck? I surprise myself with how shitty Britain is.
here you go, expert on British culture
https://www.youtube.com/user/englishfriend
>>77249562
Big fat pie faces with beady eyes that are too close together. Pic related :)
>>77261789
>Australian of the Year awards
This should be a thing on /pol/
Europe literally flushed themselves down the drain
>weird Englishi
>crumpets and tea
>permafog and rain
>big clocks
That's British culture in my mind. Shame the Brits died out and were replaced by Pakis
>>77261324
>british """cuisine"""
>>77261278
The Americans forced us to dismantle our preferential trade agreement with the Empire in exchange for access to their production lines, this led to the collapse of the Empire. Our options where to bend the knee to Germany, Something British pride would never allow, or accept the Americans demands.
The Americans actively destroyed Europe (including its allies) boosting themselves from ~15-20 world power to #1 by a large margin. They where the true enemy of Europe and unfortunately we couldn't see that at the time
>>77259586
>Enoch Powell
Literally who?
I'm tired but since you sound interested in my opinion:
The only Englishmen worth respecting were J. A Hobson, Stafford Cripps and George Orwell. The first died as a constrained feeble intellectual, second failed as a politician in all his missions and the last and the bravest of them all felt helpless against the Raj himself in Burma as an officer. They were sickened and ashamed by imperialism. Please don't delude yourself, lad. We do not respect the British. We are just pragmatic at best.
You lot put geniuses like Burke and Paine to shame. No wonder they hated your 'empire'.
PS: Good luck with the BREXIT drama.
Just read a history book or go to museum culture is all around you.
>>77248704
Culture is not something that can be explained in one sentence. Ask them what Arab culture is and you will see how they squirm.
The truth of the matter is that culture is like a game of connect-the-dots. The individual dot is irrelevant. What's important is what they look like when together. Food, music, clothes, these are only the shallow characteristics of a culture. What lies beneath, norms, unwritten rules, traditions, those are the ones that make a culture what it is.
But since leftists has to be physically see something to believe in it, they pull this argument out of their ass think they're witty, when it just makes them look like shallow special-ed children. The very fact that English is a language should be a clear indication that something like a British culture exists. No language = no people or culture.
>>77248771
The fact you even need to ask this is an inditement of our state education system.
"Play up! play up! and play the game!"
>>77248890
>Thinking that's shit food
>Basically just a fish pie
Pic related, pre-enrichment London's defining cultural dish.
>>77262396
I don't believe you speak for all your countrymen, and public temperament is far different today than it was then.
The Raj was dying and a lot of people refused to acknowledge that sure. But both our countries are intertwined to a point where a large amount of mutual respect was rightfully shown. However that seems to have been forgotten today.
Colonial expansion was of course self serving and could be argued as immoral on that account, but you cannot deny we treated our colonies with far more respect than anybody else. Citizenship too the empire speaks for itself with how we viewed you
>>77257759
so what?
>>77248704
Just tell them about all the stupid shit other cultures have that you thankfully do not.
>>77248704
british culture, and by extent american culture, is that much integrated in almost every other culture, that it's used as a referential point to measure how different other cultures are.
in bosnia, the plularity are trying to emulate some sort of anglo-saxon culture, and those who dont, are serb
Coronation Street and a Cuppa
I think having tea-time and pubs is a part of british culture
>>77262810
>just a fish pie
>just fish pie
>just
>fish pie
Do you even know what you just typed?
>Oi is jost uh fockin sea pastry m8 no biggie
>>77263030
>mutual respect
'What you did in India was like whipping your riding crop against my face!'. - Churchill to Mountbatten after the disastrous 1947 transfer of power causing a massive quasi-genocide
>I don't believe you speak for all your countrymen
As you'll notice, i have only given British personage examples so far.
G'night lad ..you win...whatever it is we're arguing.
>>77248704
Look at places like america and australia. It's probably the most widespread culture that most people don't even recognise it when it's right infront of them.
>>77264394
I was more talking about your statement on that nobody respects the British.
I'm sure their are people for both camps in regards to colonialism in all corners of the Empire and I'm sure people where mistreated on more than one occasion. But I do honestly believe the core values of the empire where essentially noble even if they where self serving.
I feel sad when my countrymen lump Indians in with the Arabic hordes currently here, my dad yesterday told me how he felt worried when a girl with the surname Singh joined his workplace. When I explained that Sikhs aren't Muslims he looked confused.
Honestly I have a lot of respect for India and I am glad it's thriving independently, I just hope our cultural ties aren't broken
>>77248890
Look who talks...
>>77248704
Something about them not having any being justification for importing massive amounts of immigrants or something like this.
If you take a random culture, then it's 70% likely that it's british culture.
>>77248890
Have you eaten a Cornish Pasty? That's stuff delicious.
>>77254985
>British Empire
>Started slavery
kek
>>77250672
Here, here!
>>77248704
For one it's the idea of lectures in universities.
Plebs think culture is visible tat to be sold to tourists, it's like an iceberg. So much is below the surface in their day to day lives of how they expect everything to work that they don't see it.
For example, in Iceland a person would quickly dash between two people having s conversation rather than apologising as it's seen as polite to try and be the least obtrusive as they can in such a situation.
Another example is perhaps a woman able to go to the shops in shorts and a t shirt unaccompanied on a summers day whereas in Islam land she would be killed for such an action.
It's how we expect out legal system to respect everyone and uphold justice and fairness, rather than be the elders word going, or the rich crushing the poor being seen as normal and just.
>>77263388
lol ugly cunt
>>77248704
Honestly, there isn't much of a British culture left. We're just turning into a mirror image of degenerate American culture
>>77261968
Nice 13 posts there friend.
>>77249068
>>77253483
I'd like to contribute a few things only regarding England, from the excellent book "How England Made the English"
"You can relate that fine carelessness to a national gift for creation without prescription; to a common law built on a million instances of judge-made law rather than Parliament legislation; to an unwritten constitution and an undefined yet established church"
and
"England has got some very good flowers and some very old laws.
On the surface, the two things have little in common; but they both grow out of a shared soil, climate and geology and geography; an unusually beneficial combination for the long-term survival of Homo Britannicus, his legal system and his national flora.
A variety of flowers and a long-standing legal infrastructure. It's hardly as poetic as a .precious stone set in the silver sea'. But it's a rather more down-to-earth, more accurate description of a place where people still just about rub along together; a place that still looks pretty unusual and still - sometimes - unusually pretty."
and Rudyard Kipling:
""The Saxon is not like us Normans. His manners are not so polite.
But he never means anything serious till he talks about justice and right.
When he stands like an ox in the furrow – with his sullen set eyes on your own,
And grumbles, 'This isn't fair dealing,' my son, leave the Saxon alone."
>>77266711
That's Globalism for you, soon we will all have one undistinguishable culture of Big Macs and iPhones
>>77248704
No such thing.
At best it's just an insular version of french.
>>77267425
We still live in an age where Europeans are distinguishable from one and other, but you're right that it is fading
>>77267425
And them being stabbed by a muslim from Belgium.
>>77248704
pic related
>>77248704
The enjoy cooking
>>77264364
>Oi is jost uh fockin sea pastry m8 no biggie
kek'd
>>77250843
Adam Smith was Scottish, IIRC.
>>77248960
People are saying that to you?
That sound pretty racist to be honest.
Say it back to them replacing brits with jews or native americans.
Ask them if they would support that?
>>77248704
Most Americans that identify as only "American" are most likely to be of English origin.
Including me, well "Texan" to be more precise.
About the only thing I can think of I share with English Culture is tea.
Another beautiful aspect of British culture is the Aryan blood refinery.
Aryan souls and vital fluids have sustained our black hearts for centuries and we will never stop.
>>77268572
t. tanned Englishman
>>77248704
>England: Big Ben, Westminster Abbey, Parliament, London Bridge, top hats and monocles, cockney chavs, upper class gentlemen, tea and crumpets, God save the Queen/royal family, British Empire, parasols
>Scotland: bagpipes, kilts, golf, castles
>Ireland: public drunkenness, red hair and freckles, river dancing
>Wales: good pies and sheep fucking
Most of it is gone or will soon be gone, though.
>>77268298
Would you not be more likely of Germanic descent in Texas? Although British culturally
>>77268799
I am a white as a ghost.
ARYAN souls have kept me alabaster and eternal.
https://youtu.be/GVYpM3RTCII
British value right ere lad
>>77248704
SIX
COCKS
AT
ONCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7zvPg3cTok
>>77269030
>bagpipes kilts and castles
>Scottish
Nope
>>77250672
That was beautiful, saved
>>77260683
What's australia?
>>77267425
yes, one of the benefits of being the world's largest spanning empire is that we get all your shit
>>77256289
BLACKED
>>77262080
>traditional American dish
>>77269911
It's what they're known for, m8. I know it isn't only isolated to them. Just like how the English and Chinese aren't the only ones who drank tea, but it's what they're known for.
>>77248704
Ethnic cleansing and genocide.
THATS FUCKING IT!!!!!
BRITS + USA SHOULD GET ALONG PROPERLY NO MORE SHITTY MEMES DESU
Law and Order.
The overthrow of Absolute Monarchy and Feudalism. Emancipation.
Literate Working Class.
Highly literate Middle Class.
Universal Suffrage.
Barbed satire at those above, self-deprecating humour at ourselves.
Theatre.
Crosswords.
Perfecting popular music modes.
Caring for the elderly.
Family Christmases.
Harvest festival.
To list just a few things we take for granted living as the culture.
Much of which was swept away in under three decades of Consumerism, our present lived culture. Philby was aparently right about us, who knew?
We have a fucking fantastic culture, the envy of 80% of the human race, if only we lived it.
>>77271460
I wish it was m8. I wish it was.
>>77271371
A lot of what you associate Scottish Culutre was invented in 19th century. They are much more like the English than most care to admit and such practice has driven a wedge between the two countries that has led to such things as the Scottish referendum
>>77248704
Islam.
>>77248890
This. Their idea of breakfast is baked beans, mushrooms, a random ass tomatoe and shit sausage.
Being passive aggressive about everything, shit tier food (atleast native british food), the royal family..
>>77250672
>A love of liberty and resistance to tyranny
That a joke?
>>77248960
It's called Western Culture
Some examples of """"""""""British Women""""""""""
>>77248704
"Culture" is a buzzword and means nothing.
Exhaustively qualify "culture".
You're *INCAPABLE*.
>>77256548
Hello, Vincent!
>>77248704
Too bad, but it looks like you're now in the position of Canada 40 years ago
You've been diversified enough that your own people have no sense of self and your nation has been destroyed
>>77261471
>legitimately triggered by someone disrespecting your trash fish pie
lmao you're like a cartoon character
Varies by area.
British culture is get beaten by the mob you provoke and then cry like babies at the internet
>>77272759
It's true that a lot of people make a full English with subpar ingredients, but a made with Cumberland sausage, Scottish Black pudding, ripe home grown tomatoes a full English is god tier
>>77273428
>this """"""""""""""""model"""""""""""""""""" has a halfnigger retard kid
>>77248704
Bringing civilisation to savages.
>>77259554
To the last bit of american blood.
>>77273523
who dat
>>77251370
Believe it or not, I actually had sex with sophie howard in 2009.
Still fap to her.
>>77251783
>Americans
>friendly
On what fucking planet? Brits are cynical but you guys are on a whole other plane of passive aggression and rudeness, don't make me laugh lad.
This girl is quintessentially British:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbSHmzzyvM8
From a French, what I admire the most from the Brits:
Sense of duty and community
Sense of humour
Sense of sacrifice and hard work
Milk deliveries
Bacon
English Breakfast
Uniforms
Rugby
Golf
Shoes
Clothing
Music
People say "What is British culture?" and expect a fucking list.
If you are living here you are British, culturally British or neither.
>>77253443
It's funny how this happens. USA devours our shitty cast-aways but we made Hendrix and Bill Hicks popular because they had no audience over there.
I'm not going to hate on America because you guys gave us some ABSURDLY good guitars and other superficial shit like that but lmao @ the Americans in here saying we have no culture. Your country's cream of the crop are Germanic and Anglo and if it weren't for us you'd all be a bunch of assorted half-casts who can't even build a fucking road.
England has always been a cultural hotspot and huge influence on the world, love us or hate us. I used to be anti-nationalist but as I've aged there's no other country I could live in but Britain. God save the fucking queen chaps.
>>77275663
You haver more than just that to thank the US, m8.
>>77272759
You forgot bacon, egg and black pudding
Reminder that everyone has culture regardless of where they're from and this is just a way for SJWs (mostly shitskins and white cucks) to be racist against whites and make up some bullshit excuse about how it's not ok for whites to desire their communities to stay white.
This topic isn't even worthwhile discussing because its premise is flawed.
>>77248704
"Your culture is multiculturalism!!" growled the obese feminist professor.
>>77274683
Looks like Chloe from Geordie Shore
>>77276067
there's a lot more to life than just kickin' kraut ass. old west culture imo is THE shit
Who cares, post more page 3 totty
>>77248704
When I think of British Culture, I think of The Shire. Unless it's the West Midlands, then it's Mordor.
>>77277223
>West Midlands = mordor
Haha mordor is literally based on the West Midlands, but I'm guessing you already knew that
>>77277223
Has there ever been a more comfy fictional setting than this?
>>77274115
These are not breakfast foods. Never have i woke up and wanted tomatoe and baked beans.
>>77278879
I'm not sure if you're aware, but we actually live in different countries and in mine, these have been breakfast foods for hundreds of years.
I wouldn't consider cheese in a spray can edible, but there you go
>>77250672
Don't forget the fact that the modern world was born in Manchester and spread throughout the country, the rest of the West, Japan, and the rest of the world. Think of the trains and railroads, the steam engine, mass production, and so on. Modern logic? Freedom of speech. The creation of the greatest, most prosperous and freest country to have ever existed in history. The fucking rule of law and 'human rights' that nobody would have never heard of if it weren't for the Anglo-Saxons.
>>77248704
anti slavery you were the first to ban slavery and actively fight slavers in african waters they will eat that shit up
>>77274959
proof
>>77251370
>desire to avoid confrontation
That's a fucking recent one. You don't own a third of the fucking world by avoiding confrontation...
You don't create the Magna Carta, habeas corpus, tell the pope to "fuck off", get excommunicated by the catholic church and create the Church of England, start a 'Glorious Revolution', repeatedly duke it out with France and the rest of Europe over the course of a thousand years, not be invaded since 1066, start the most prosperous and noble country in a whole new continent from scratch (and dominate the world within a hundred years from there), be responsible for the modern - own a third of the fucking world - by avoiding fucking confrontation...
>>77248704
I'm a foreign student and let me tell you unappreciative little poofs what Britain meant and should mean.
It means innovation, science, philosophy, decency, superiority,sovereignty, excellence, high standards, justice, non urban/conglomerated living, a "peasant" population that had opportunity, identity, countryside; The King.
British culture is the struggle for the continuation of the values that led you to being a world power.
Current british "culture" aka poison is "multiculti bend and take it", passivity and statism, wih imported American vile standards mixed with a local taste for music and television and other entretainment. Lewdness, drunkenness, disruptive and destructive behaviour, and any other effort against decency.
>>77250672
Gotta say, isn't mentioning Salman Rushdie's name in the same sentence as the likes of Shakespeare, Milton and John Dunn kind of insulting?
>>77280589
Good post, good post. Cultural fucking Marxism is the current British fucking 'culture'...
Depressing crap; so fucking degenerate.
>>77248704
Dead.
It died in the 60s, along with most other western cultures.
