>finally going to go to buy myself a gun after all these 2nd amendment and /k/ threads
>in gunshop, fresh with my license and 0 criminal history, eligible to buy
>ask questions about the pistols and rifles and such
>"Can I see that top one?"
>gun clerk puts AR-15 and another huge deagle on the counter
>heart drops, start sweating and hearing gun shots like a vietnam war flashback, flashes of various shootings and just have images of gunmen storming a place
>spacing out freaked out and frozen
>clerk asks me "You all right?"
>"y-yeah, i'm fine thanks"
>leave store
>head home
>posting this now
I don't think I can handle a gun. I'm too afraid and I get flashbacks of all the horrid shootings that have happened before. And thats why I'll never own a gun.
>pic related is the shop I was in
>>77241430
I think you should stick to bows and arrows, anon.
buy a tacticool knife that shoots its blade like in CoD
Its called being a pussy ass bitch.
>is there a name for this?
Yeah, its pussy. Its not that you cant, its that you wont, its an inanimate object, whatever you do with it is you.
Welp pardna, thas jus' ur raaght as a 'murrican to chooz.
>>77241430
Just get a ping pong ball gun at toys r us. You'd most likely get shot by your own weapon if you purchased one.
Cool blog post, slider.
>>77241430
>license
Want to know how I know you're lying?
That's because you're a mommy boy
>>77241430
>IS THERE A NAME FOR THIS?
liberal
>>77241790
This desu senpai
>>77241430
wow OP, cuck it up bro.
Sound like my ex liberal girl friend.
Some people are cowards, and brainwashed.
Own multiple things like in that photo, and never hurt anyone with them and no evil thing has ever been done with my guns except going into the woods and having fun.
I've also been in a knife fight with a robber and been stabbed in the night before. Have no fear of knives. (and when I fought the robber, I was totally disarmed at the time, he still ended up with his own knife in his belly.)
>>77241430
Go with your mom next time, so she can hold your hand and calm you down.
GUN SHOW, ITS the best way too acclimate into gun culture. You can browse vendors tables, eat beef jerky, buy white trash/hunting shit and touch a bazzilion guns without having to talk to a nigga. Just dont buy shit from there, or do.. fuck if i care. I find that gun show folks are real cool at least here in dallas/fort worth they are.
>>77241430
>flashbacks of something you've never seen
Shill faggot
Kek just go buy one you pussy. Stock up on ammo tooo. I always try to keep at least 1000 rounds
>>77241430
It's called Morphic Resonance. OP.
http://www.sheldrake.org/research/morphic-resonance
You'd need to study Rupert Sheldrake's work if you want to know more about it.
What you're experiencing is how 90% of the us people feel about guns
Unlike the hollow ecbo chamber on /pol/, majority of people want gun control legislations and hate gun culture
>>77241430
>buying a gun after a mass shooting
You looking to get raped at the counter senpai?
>>77241430
How can you have a flashback of something you never experienced? You fucking faggot.
>>77242921
Yes yes.... Guns should only be used for hunting, stupid goy-, err, sir.
>>77241430
It's okay senpai.
Despite what /pol/ says guns are serious business, they remain tool to kill and not everybody is made to handle one, in a lot of ancient societies you needed to earn the right to bear a weapon.
If you really want one despite that I advise you to take a shooting course and tell the instructor you have no experience and a bit uncomfortable.
I know people who had the same feeling in my shooting club, just like a lot of people are afraid to drive there are a lot of people afraid to have a gun.
>>77241430
>posts that never happened, the thing
>>77242921
Too bad the people who don't agree with you have guns :)
>>77242921
100 million people in the us own guns. Try again.
>>77243138
see
>>77242818
Personally i take great value in Shelrdakes theory.
Yea. its probably more /x/ related though.
>>77243138
It can happen, man. I mean I occasionally get flashbacks of not fucking your mother.
>>77241430
>1 post by this ID
there is a name for it, it's called pre-scripted shilling.
>>77241951
>raaght
>wrought
![freud-quote+gun[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/netGAhs.png "freud-quote+gun[1].png")
>>77241430
so what you're really saying is that mentally you're still a child.
coolies bro.
>>77241430
you're lucky you didn't get your ass beat and arrested for taking photographs inside of a gun shop.
>>77241430
>>spacing out freaked out and frozen
>>clerk asks me "You all right?"
>>"y-yeah, i'm fine thanks
Have a buddy take you to the gun range. If a session with a friend does not clear things up, then maybe you're just not cut out for the hobby. There's tons of other stuff to keep you occupied with.
>>77241430
>Is there a name for his?
Pussy?
>>77241430
>>in gunshop, fresh with my license
So you got a license, which means you had to have taken a course and shot guns before. Then you get to a gun-store and all of a sudden you pussy out?
Quit lying faggot, and fuck off. This story never happened.
>>77243525
Big sign that says "Air Guns"
I don't think OP is being serious anon.
>>77243542
This is the most reasonable answer youll get
>>77241430
Do you get Jack the Ripper flashbacks when you pick up a fruit knife? You fucking retard. You've been brainwashed and you don't even realize it.
>>77243694
There was one side on air guns and the other was real, The real ones are on the right.
>>77243694
Air guns always come in plastic and cardboard boxes. Those rifles to the right seem legit.
>>77241430
Whats this America, you can't handle freedom anymore?
>>77243542
God I love how the Scar-L looks such a great weapon.
If I had a disorderly conduct expunged can I still buy a gun? If not that's Bullshit and I hope someone who has one will shoot me.
>>77243667
/thread
>>77244439
/thread
>>77241430
you only need this
Pussy
>>77241430
You should have gotten an AR. They are lots of fun to tinker with. If you're like me and just collect guns while rarely shooting a DEAGLE is nice. But for practical shooting it's kind of stupid, the casings tend to hit you in the forehead after being ejected.
>>77241430
I get the same way with katanas. Start twitching and seeing all the ancient samurai hack the peasant villagers to death, the vitality of innocent people dripping slowly from the blood groove. I don't think I can handle a sword like the great Lord Matsumoto Masanobu.
>>77241430
It's called Hoplophobia. The irrational fear of weaponry. It is a sign of retarded sexual maturity. Did you also wet the bed and harm small animals up until recently?
>>77241430
Yeah it's called literally being offered a choice of pills and taking the blue one.
>>77241790
>Its called being a pussy ass bitch.
This
>>77244515
That won't stimulate the prostate though you need one of those curve ones.
>>77241430
damn, the gun shop looks really comfy
>>77241430
First of all, this is probably bait.
But it touches on something that might be helpful for actual inexperienced anons. Just go in there and let them know that you know nothing about anything and are just starting to want to exercise your second amendment rights.
They'll be more than happy to help and guide you along your way. You'll be a fucking rockstar in there. Don't be ashamed of not knowing shit. Let them know. They want to help you, not shoot the shit about what models you like best.
>>77242448
Did you say "nothin' personnel kidd" after?
>>77241430
Stolen from a /k/ thread. Nice bait
>>77241430
>getting hallucinations after touching an inanimate object
Yeah maybe it's for the best that you don't own a gun.
>>77246154
>you know nothing about anything
Must be nice living in that state. Here in CT you have to take 8 hour course.
>>77242921
>90% of us
>a third of Americas own guns
Goddamn, that must be rough.
I didn't realize some of my buddies went through that every time they put there CCW on or even walk past their gun safe.
>>77241430
>license
Liar
>>77246489
True. Georgia is pretty based.
My condolences, anon.
>>77242921
Oh look. A traitor defending his traitorous ways and other traitors.
When can we atrocity these enemies of America?
>>77241430
Wait, are you a veteran?
If, it's PSTD. And with "license" I guess you mean your driver's license?
>>77248401
PTSD*
>>77241430
Kill yourself.
>>77241750
Is that legal?
>>77241750
fuck off. that's illegal.
>>77241430
It helps having a gun friend. First time I ever handled and fired a gun, it was terrifying. Once I shot it, all those fears melted away.
>>77250927
But it shouldn't be. Plus, that one gas injecting knife is a better tacticool device anyway.
>>77241430
Kill yourself away from others. You arent fit to live.
>>77241430
its like when Rey touched Luke's lightsaber senpai, i think its normal
Pre Traumatic Stress Disorder?
>>77241430
>firearm license
>>77241430
It's called "being a bitch".
>>77241430
you stole that pic from a thread from last night faggot.
>be me
>never shot a gun before
>finally have the opportunity to go target shooting with my military friend
>have a great fucking time
>really want to go hunting with him
>probably will
>>77241430
This is a bait thread.
Ignore bait threads.
Hide bait threads.
>>77241430
That looks like Delray Shooting Center
>>77241430
My diagnosis is cuck. You're got cuckoldry. I'm prescribing you a tank of helium. You know what to do
>>77241430
This looks like the Big 5 Sports that I used to go to.
>>77245858
Jesus christ! Is that Sweden? Where are all the shitskins?
>>77241430
sjw fantasy. Add musing over your safe place next time.
>t. carl the cuck
dont you think you should learn more about them then to buy one out of fear and ignorance?
>>77241430
This reads like a Tumblr post
>muh PTSD
>literally could not stop shaking
>>77241430
Your parents failed. Good parents taught proper firearms skills.
>>77241430
Start with a .22 rifle. You can even get one in the AR platform if that's what you want to work your way up to. Go to the range or to the country with a friend who knows what they are doing and learn the ropes.
Your fear is due to ignorance. The gun won't magically kill you unless you are being unsafe with it.
>>77252636
They're impregnating swedish women. Sweden will be a mulato nation un 50 years (like Jamaica or Panamá)
>>77241430
YOU'RE THAT STUPID FAG FROM NOR CALI RIGHT?
YEAH ITS CALLED BEING A RAGING CALIFORNIA FAGGOT.
>>77242921
>majority of people want gun control legislations and hate gun culture
Where you think you live, esay?
> not realizing if you were right, then they would have banned guns.
>>77242080
I do!
Well don't be a gun guy then. My shoulder masher is pic related. Damn thing hurts like a mule
>>77254235
show-off
>>77241750
fucking kek
>>77254388
Nice dubs
>just find some buddies and go shooting with them and you'll love it :^)
This is what I thought until I actually went shooting with my brother and his friends. I couldn't help but think about terrible shit and fantasize shooting myself or others. Feeling the power of a 12 gauge Remington and then picturing it blasting your skull apart. Imagining someone drop with every round off a handgun. What would happen if I turned around and started shooting the people I was with.
Guns are not for everyone, and nobody should feel pressured to buy one. Anyone who thinks that all citizens should be armed should move to Somalia.
>>77241430
its called being a faggot. and I don't mean being gay, gay dudes are more manly than you. you're just a faggot anon, a weak faggot
>>77254698
>some faggy ass jew on top of the stairs is going to make this better rather than worse
no
>>77251627
Just don't want him getting some dumb kid arrested.
>>77242921
(You)
>>77255004
>mental disorders don't exist and therapy is zionist mind control
>>77245858
that's more gay than Bailey Jay
>>77241430
Did your license involve getting at least one session of training at a range? Would be better to have at least some experience starting with a .22 pistol and rifle to get a handle on whether it's for you before deciding to buy.
>>77242921
> 90% of americans hate guns
> ~50% of american households have guns
fuck off dipshit
Have you ever fired a gun before? I was a little intimidated the first time I was going to, but once I did I calmed right down.
They're not as scary as they look. So suck it up and buy that AR-15, if not for yourself, then for me because you can't own one in Canuckistan.
>tfw I have to use a magazine plug on my shotgun
It just isn't fair.
>>77254698
>Feeling the power of a 12 gauge Remington and then picturing it blasting your skull apart. Imagining someone drop with every round off a handgun. What would happen if I turned around and started shooting the people I was with.
It would be very painful....
for you.
>>77241430
maybe you should try going to a gay club instead, it might suit your tastes better
>>77241430
FAGGOT
>>77241430
i think you might be the first natural transition from male to female, you little pussy.
The ultimate weapon these shooters employ is NOT the guns they wield, but Surprise. Showing up unexpectedly and wrecking havok will work with any weapon,and there is little you can do to prevent it. Even if the other patrons had guns themselves,no one went to that club expecting a firefight,and the chaos and carnage would have been much the same. And taking into consideration that the shooting,once it starts,is over in a handful of seconds,how can anyone be expected to drop a felon in that time,especially trying to avoid dropping random innocents?
You have a weapon to combat this, not an equal one,but it can serve: a Mind that can assess a situation and act as fast. It will take honing,and training,and a hell of a lot of luck to use. But it will be useful in this overly fun new paradigm we find ourselves in. Maybe,if you're in the right place when a wrong time happens.
