Who would Jesus vote for?
Trump or Hillary?
>>77177858
Hillary, he was the first SJW
>>77177858
>trump
jesus wants to kill everyone who doesnt believe in him and create a new world excluding those said ppl. Why even ask this stupid fucking question smfhtbqhfam
>>77178458
[citation needed]
he would vote trump,for he see the truth
Trump
>>77177858
deport that foreigner, they can't vote
Mark 12:17
Then Jesus said to them, "Give back to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's." And they were amazed at him.
>>77177858
He'd 100% vote for hillary. Jesus is the cuckest man ever written about.
>>77177858
His father's kingdom
>>77177858
Hillary has no compassion and has killed many
Donald Trump. Conservatives tend to favor him more.
>>77178458
I think you misspelled Muhammad
>>77177858
Jesus would be a poor traveler preaching and creating his own movement, I doubt he would care much about politics
>>77177858
>following a cuck religion
pfft. That fuccboi would vote bernie
>jesus
>political
:/
>>77177858
It amazes me that people consider god a liberal. have you ever read the bible?
I dont think jesus liked people who got others killed for power and profit.
I could be wrong though
>>77177858
Trump. As the son of God he would understand the importance of not being a god damned idiot being led like sheep to a slaughter by artificial ideas.
>>77177858
Not a communist, that's for sure.
>>77177858
Jesus would not approve of democracy
>>77177895
>calls out the pharisees on their bullshit
>SJWs hate "call out culture"
>said to politely spread the good news of his coming
>SJWs violently and angrily shove their ideology down everyone's throat
>was hated and killed by jews
>SJWs are kike slaves
>freed us from sin and degeneracy
>SJWs promote sin and degeneracy
yeah no
>>77177858
When a group/town of people wanted to make Jesus king, he ran away
When Satan offered him all the worlds of the kingdom, which shows that they're Satan's to give, he rejected Satan
Jesus also says later in his life that his kingdom isn't apart of this world
>>77178989
Just like jesus
>>77177858
I can tell you on God's authority without a shadow of doubt and 100% certainty that Jesus Christ of Nazareth the son of the high God almighty would NOT vote for Hillary Clinton.
>>77179466
This is how any bait that tries to mix Jesus and politics should end.
>>77179169
This. As much as you guys may not like it, the guy was pretty liberal. You could even call him the original hipster.
>>77179228
Republik of serbska! !!! No kebab!
>>77178860
Be serious. Trump is no Caesar.
>>77177858
Neither
So all the eldersof Israel gathered together and came to Samuel at Ramah.They said to him, “You are old, and your sons do not follow your ways; now appoint a kingto lead us, such as all the other nationshave.”
But when they said, “Give us a kingto lead us,” this displeasedSamuel; so he prayed to theLord.And theLordtold him: “Listento all that the people are saying to you; it is not you they have rejected,but they have rejected me as their king.As they have done from the day I brought them up out of Egypt until this day, forsakingme and serving other gods, so they are doing to you.Now listen to them; but warn them solemnly and let them knowwhat the king who will reign over them will claim as his rights.”
Samuel toldall the words of theLordto the people who were asking him for a king.He said, “This is what the king who will reign over you will claim as his rights: He will takeyour sons and make them servewith his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots.Some he will assign to be commandersof thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and equipment for his chariots.He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers.He will take the best of yourfields and vineyardsand olive groves and give them to his attendants.He will take a tenthof your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants.Your male and female servants and the best of your cattle and donkeys he will take for his own use.He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves.When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, but theLordwill not answeryou in that day.”
>>77178860
>>77179171
this
>>77178458
>>77178899
>>77179470
be wrong if you want, but don't be fucking rude
Jesus is not a cuck, you idiots. A lot of people in America claim to be Christians, but they are just anti-abortion and are seeking justification. The Catholic church is made of men - fallible, imperfect men.
Jesus said to love your neighbor as yourself. Jesus said that whatever you do to the least of your brethren, you do also unto Him, who loves you most of all. Jesus taught us to love even our enemies. Who could disagree with that?
Loving one's neighbor and one's enemies doesn't mean being a pushover cuck. I think Jesus would advocate for strong defense against Islam - remember that Jesus took up the whip at times, he was not a pacifist.
The mark of a Christian is love - that's in the Bible too somewhere. Love is not cuckoldry - if you believe they are the same, then you have been blinded by hate.
I believe /pol/ loves their countrymen, and loves freedom. Jesus would agree with this. To hate Jesus is wrong. It's just wrong. You can hate anyone in the world, including Jesus, as is your right. But Jesus loves you, and he died for your sins. In my mind, to hate such a self-sacrificial and virtuous character, regardless of his divinity or lack thereof, is wrong.
But the people refusedto listen to Samuel. “No!” they said. “We wanta kingover us.Then we will be like all the other nations,with a king to lead us and to go out before us and fight our battles.”
When Samuel heard all that the people said, he repeatedit before theLord.22TheLordanswered, “Listento them and give them a king.”
Then Samuel said to the Israelites, “Everyone go back to your own town.”
>>77179735
God wills it.
>>77177858
Hillary is a Satanist so Jesus would probably vote for Gary Johnson
>>77179619
>Work yourself to the bone
>Do all you can to maintain conservative values
>Don't whine
>Don't sin
>Avoid violence if necessary
Youre actually just a retarded fedora
>>77177858
>Who would Jesus vote for?
>Trump or Hillary?
Trump. Because Trump is a hard worker, is self-supportive, extremely generous and charitable, and raised his children to be kind, good, giving, educated people. And seems most people who know him and work for him really like him.
Hillary is a liar, a thief, corrupt, cruel, and all around unkind, mean, selfish person. Seems that most people who know her and have worked with her cannot stand her. She does not represent any of the morals or character traits that Jesus wants us to have.
>>77179820
You're forgetting one thing. Everything Jesus said was in context of one community. One tribe. The goal of one-deity religions was to unite tribes into a larger tribe - and preserve it.
Love thy neighbour literally means love thy neighbour - and not love the sandnigger half the world across that wants to behead you.
I doubt the son of God would be that naive. The idea that thy neighbour is any person anywhere came from the neo-globa-fascism that revolves around global hegemony.
>>77179757
I was not implying his consent for Trump.
Even if that's how you wrongly understood it - there were many Caesars. Do you mean Julius? He was the first. A man named Octavian later became Gaius Caesar after being adopted by Julius, and later Augustus.
If you don't understand this, think of the German word Kaiser. It's a title, not one dude's name. And if Trump becomes President, which is a distinct probability, he will be Caesar of America, so to speak.
>>77179466
The only rational answer here. Jesus gave zero care to politics other than saying to pay both your taxes and tithe
>>77180109
People seem to forget Jesus is the son of God, the God of the old testament who permitted genocide in some cases.
>Jesus is a cuck
Yeah you'll call him a cuck when you are being incinerated for eternity
If he was forced to vote, he'd probably just pick a random name, maybe someone on the ballot that he recognizes from the book of life. I'm sure Jesus is much more of a fan of monarchies and would ask why the sheep are raising a shepherd from their own flock.
>>77177858
But Jesus is already running...
>>77179757
Of course not. January 20, 2017 he will be Caesar.
>>77180254
>Jesus gave zero care to politics
Quite literally all singe-deity religion is by definition of the term politics.
>>77180053
>Hillary is a liar, a thief, corrupt, cruel, and all around unkind, mean, selfish person.
Just like Jesus. And let's not forget that, just like Jesus, she preaches "turning the other cheek" and "opening borders". "love thy neighbor" means "import more immigrants' and don't forget to wash their feet and kiss them, just as your lord and savior Jesus Christ did himself.
>>77180015
Good points. I guess it just looks like that on the outside. I was just thinking bout his stances on poverty. I'm not a Christian, so i'm just thinking about what i learned in religions class.
>>77177858
God has let him choose. Again. We only have as much time as the Father allows. It ain't much.
>>77180268
An actual retard. Haven't met one of you in a long time.
>>77180258
The god in the old testament is completely and utterly different from the one of the new testament.
>>77177858
Jesus already decided that he won't be voting for anyone this election year.
>http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/george-w-has-made-his-decision-on-who-hes-endorsing/
>>77179820
This.
>>77180109
I somewhat agree. I would say that you are right in that Jesus would not wish us to submit to Islam, even though I remember a Bible verse about turning the other cheek.
Jesus would want us to love all people as children of God. However, that principle is more easily applied in one's personal life than the affairs of sovereign nation-states. I think that to love thy neighbor sometimes means that you have to protect one's neighbor (America) against foreign threats.
I think about this often, actually. Maybe Jesus would have rather we be non-violent, even if it means that there will be jihad. Maybe peace is the only way to stop jihad, even if it seems highly unlikely that the attacks will stop.
Two quotes come to mind-
MLK Jr. "Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that."
Batman "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
jesus was a bronze age sand-nigger who'd have beat your head in with a stone for showing him a flip-book
>>77180377
Remind me where the sermon Jesus gave on how to handle foreign policy and boosting the economy is?
>>77177858
Sanders
>>77180394
>And let's not forget that,
Oh, hi Satan!
Hilary preaaches communism, which is NOTHING like what Jesus preached. But, the uneducated who have no knowledge of Jesus and poor reading comprehension of the Bible, would not know better. So, keep spreading your lies, Satan. You lose in the end.
>>77177858
He'd be #Bernieorbust
>>77179425
How exactly did he free us from sin and degeneracy, then?
>>77180663
>turning the other cheek
To a non-belligerent non-enemy. Not a fucking jihadist.
>>77180521
No, not at all. Same God, same characteristics. Jesus came and renewed the law, making it permissible for nonjews to become followers of God.
Jesus removes Gods wrath from the equation. Now you are forgiven, but you arent free to be a shithead. You still are accountable to God of the old testament.
>>77179757
(yet)
>>77180684
No sand niggers in the Levant at the time.
>>77180663
>Maybe Jesus would have rather we be non-violent, even if it means that there will be jihad
Do you honestly believe that Jesus is a naive idiot? Because that's what you're telling me right now.
>>77177858
Jesus wouldn't have voted. He was a monarchist.
>>77177858
Are you not aware that there will be more names on the ballot? It is not a binary choice.
>>77180663
>Maybe peace is the only way to stop jihad
Holy
>>77180663
>Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that
shit
>>77180663
>Batman
are you on drugs?
>>77180663
By the Way. Literally. Well said.
>>77179466
Satan told him to worship him, in exchange for kingdoms.
Why would he be king of a town, what purpose would that serve ? He was supposed spread his teachings, not sit in one place.
Trump.
Jesus can see right through lies.
>>77177895
Especially hypocrisy.
>>77179135
You'd be surprised.
>>77179425
Jesus is totally not a socialist. I'd imagine him to be a syndicalist, supporting small communes that might act with socialism amongst them (especially if they're family based) but friendly competitively amongst others, or rather, loving one's enemy and neighbours.
SJW Marxists are a hate movement.
>>77180807
>Hilary preaaches communism, which is NOTHING like what Jesus preached.
More like identical to it. Remember that time Jesus handed gibsmedat to his flock? Sounds familiar? There would be no stronger supporter of basic wage or a significantly higher minimum wage than Jesus. And Obamacare? He'd be the lead designer of the thing.
>>77177858
I tried asking Jesus who he was voting for, but he couldn't hear me over the lawnmower and I don't think he speaks English very well.
>>77177858
Why are there so many Jews hating on Jesus ITT? I didn't think we had that many Jews on /pol/
>>77180865
Murritard education everybody.
>>77179171
>>77179787
>>77180015
Jesus would've advocated communism. He though rich people were inherently sinners who should give their money to the poor to create a more equal society. He also believed in turning the other cheek, basically letting your enemies trample all over you without doing anything. He was a degenerate hippie in other words
>>77180934
>“But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;”
>Then Peter came up and said to him, “Lord, how often will my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? As many as seven times?” Jesus said to him, “I do not say to you seven times, but seventy times seven."
Personally I am torn. On one hand I wish to protect America and the West, for it is noble to do so. However, I know that violence, in any form, is a sin. That's why I say you either die a hero or live to become the villain. There's no winning here, it's a paradox of the human condition. You either live as a sinner or die.
>>77181207
This. How dare they imply that Jesus could possibly not vote for Hillary?
>>77180741
Quote anything out of any monotheistic religious book and I'll explain how it's politics.
>>77177858
Neither. He'd be two busy whipping the kikes in the fed.
>>77181299
Fuck off Shlomo, I know you JIDF updated your tactics but it's still plainly obvious
>>77181284
>Love your enemies
Enemies within your own community. Not outside enemies.
>>77181061
>More like identical to it
Nope. Again, You have poor comprehension of what Jesus taught. Communism is from Satan. Satan does everything opposite God. Jesus would not preach or follow or endorse communism. Communism slaughters anyone who disagrees with them, keeps the huge majority of humans as slaves while the small group of rulers live in luxury, does not know beauty and has no beauty, and promotes stupidity and ignorance of the masses.
You know nothing of Jesus, that is obvious.
>>77181376
Nice try chaim. Don't you have a terror cell to fund for an upcoming attack on paris?
The Gods will either give us a leader worth fighting for (Trump) or a leader worth fighting against (Hilary).
It's all destined, we'll just have to wait.
>>77181479
>OY VEY, ANYBODY BUT THE NAZARENE, GOY
Fuck off JIDF
>>77181479
>Don't you have a terror cell to fund
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>>77177858
why do you even think if he existed he would play ower stupid games... I think he would hang out with the sinners lisen to them, the beard of ancient times is now pizza and whine gatorade...
>>77181397
Yes, of course. I'm with you man. All I'm saying is that it's not a perfect decision - because we are imperfect people living in an imperfect world.
If I could destroy ISIS myself, I would. I would do so to protect my family, my friends, and my country that has given me so much. And to uphold the noble mission of the West.
But at the same time, I know that in doing so, I will become the enemy I hated. I will have become violent and hateful. I will have become the very thing I sought to destroy.
We are all sinners, my friend. It is inescapable.
>>77178458
>American education
Jesus is not Mohammed ffs
Jesus here.
Got reborn and stuff.
Im voting Trump, but Im wanted in flordia. Not sure if that will cause issues.
>>77177858
Hillary. Because she too relishes the idea of a weird quasi-jewish desert religion replacing white culture.
>>77180741
While not a sermon his actions at the temple come to mind. The one part of Jesus's ministry that stands in stark contrast to the rest is where he physically assaults and drives from the temple the money changers. The (((money changers))) were a group of merchants who had cornered the market on half shekels (the only precious coin in circulation at the time acceptable at God's temple and not depicting the face of a pagan ruler). They were using this trickery to charge exorbitant exchange rates and take advantage of the temple pilgrims.
Its up to every person to interpret the bible but as it relates to foreign policy one could believe that through his actions Jesus demonstrated force against one's enemies when they are corrupt, dishonest and seek to desecrate the house of God. Off the top of my mind that could correlate to currency manipulators, trade imbalances, fiat fractional reserve banks, and groups who seek to degrade western culture and christian values .
>>77181754
>Killing ISIS would make me just as bad as them
Go back to Canadia Trudeau
>>77177858
He run as independent candidate
>>77181754
>I will have become violent and hateful.
Nigger you're an animal. You are violent and hateful by nature. And that's a good thing.
he would probably suicide bomb for Bernie desu
> "why are the Romans so mean?"
> "muh socialism"
>>77181168
underrated
>>77182239
Not really, the point is we are more than animals and have to evolve towards transcendence instead.
Any belief that includes the survival of something beyond the death of the body implies we are not the body, we are stuck in it.
>>77179787
this is 4chan you pussy
>>77182588
Maybe you should free yourself from your body right now.
>>77181998
No, that's not what I said. I think destroying ISIS is the right thing to do. All I'm saying is that it is unfortunate that such evil exists in the world. I voted for Trump in the primary and I'll vote for him in the general.
>>77182239
True, it is our nature, but that doesn't make it a good thing. I like Stoic philosophy that says we should push ourselves to be the best person we could be (in terms of virtue ethics) even in difficult circumstances.
From your posts it sounds like you are angry. Do not let your anger overcome you. There is hope for us all.
>>77177858
"Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's"
He wouldn't have any opinion on the governments of man
>>77182588
>we are more than animals
Most believe that they are. But they are not. The goal of organized monotheistic religion is not to "evolve towards transcendence" but to expand.
Mostly, through violence.
Bernie! Jesus was a Commie
>>77183022
inshallah motherfucker
>>77182741
It is a useful tool, notably we can forget about past lifes in them and focus on ourselves. This is an important requisite to transcend, else we will just keep being reborn as we are now without moving forward.
>>77182947
>He wouldn't have any opinion on the governments of man
see
>>77181324
His father's kingdom was not of this world, so I don't think he would vote.
>>77182882
Not angry, violent; as I should be.
>>77177858
Definitely NOT the jews.
>>77183005
You are mixing the temporal desires of man, on which such religions are based, over what they should be teaching. What they want to expand is their power and riches, the institution itself. There is a difference between the institutions and religion itself.
>>77183491
But anon, he is the jews.
>>77183491
this. trump is basically giving the money changers the middle finger right now
>>77178458
Christine god is not that cruel. He enjoyed casual genocides long time a go, but he doesn't do that anymore, at least not directly.
>>77177858
Neither
Why would perfection vote for inperfection?
>>77177858
The King has no use or need to cast a vote. His Word is and will be.
>>77177858
Jesus was a Jew so Bernie obv.
>>77177858
None of them.
He would turn the US into a theocracy
