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>For those baffled by the turbulent political climate the nation is experiencing, Louis C.K. explained the candidates and their qualifications with one simple analogy.

>“It’s like if you were on a plane and you wanted to choose a pilot,” the “Louie” star said. “You have one person, Hillary, who says, ‘Here’s my license. Here’s all the thousands of flights that I’ve flown. Here’s planes I’ve flown in really difficult situations. I’ve had some good flights and some bad flights, but I’ve been flying for a very long time, and I know exactly how this plane works.’”

>The comedian continued, saying, “Then you’ve got Bernie, who says, ‘Everyone should get a ride right to their house with this plane.’ ‘Well, how are you going to do that?’ ‘I just think we should. It’s only fair that everyone gets to use the plane equally.’ And then Trump says, ‘I’m going to fly so well. You’re not going to believe how good I’m going to fly this plane, and by the way, Hillary never flew a plane in her life.’ ‘She did, and we have pictures.’ ‘No, she never did it.’ It’s insane.”
What are you thoughts on this /pol/?
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>>77170967
The analogy breaks down when you see the evidence room full of black boxes from planes Hillary has crashed.
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>>77170967
>Louis C.(UC)K.
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I think you're an incredible moron if you take political advice from comedians.
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>>77170967
Pretty good analogy overall. Still a shame we don't have a good candidate farther to the left of hillary, though

>>77171159
>he accepts the pseudo-scandals
cuck
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what the fuck is this analogy? talk about disconnected from the average american
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Wow, a cuck has a cucked opinion.

Never would have guessed!
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>>77170967
>Here’s my license. Here’s all the thousands of flights that I’ve flown. Here’s planes I’ve flown in really difficult situations. I’ve had some good flights and some bad flights, but I’ve been flying for a very long time, and I know exactly how this plane works
They were all bad flights, Louis. Most of them crashed and burned with Shillary as the sole survivor.
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Louis Cuck King strikes again
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Hillary hasn't flown a plane yet. She was married to a guy who flew a plane twice and she saw another guy fly a plane by looking over his shoulder. But she hasn't flown a plane herself.
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>>77170967
Then Hillary flies the plane into the south tower
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>>77170967
it is beyond me how a grown ass man could support the hilldawg. absolutely disgusting
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>>77170967
Boy, that is just about the safest joke I have ever heard. Hillary is the pragmatic, experienced politician, Bernie is the idealistic, head in the clouds, love to all peacenik, and Donald is the crazy asshole. You couldn't have a more processed, substantively empty, focus tested for the masses joke. Very disappointing.

I suppose the cuck king would be in the corner of the cuck queen.
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wew lad
I am now #MentallyHill
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>>77170967
Here's a better pilot analogy:
Trump = James Doolittle
Hillary = Amelia Earhart
Bernie = Milton Rubenfeld
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i used to think he was funny now i wish he would die in a car crash with his entire family
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>>77170967
>Louis C.K. spends to much time flying from New York to L.A. to Mexico & it put him 2m+ in debt didn't it?
That's what I thought OP
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>>77170967
TL;DR

what is this cuck rambling about now?
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>>77170967
He's a faggot.
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>>77170967
>Louis Cuck
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>>77171312
>destabilizing a sovereign nation
>getting an ambassador killed on your watch
>illegally storing so much top secret material on a private server that anyone else found guilty would never see the sun again
>pseudo scandals
Wew lad
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>>77171159
>Bane?
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>>77170967
>the “Louie” star said
Audibly laughed here

Is it worth it to go on or is this as good as it gets?
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>>77171312
>Still a shame we don't have a good candidate farther to the left of hillary, though

You liberal SJW cumshitters still have Jill Stein and Gary Johnson. The right will have to suck it up and vote for Trump because they rejected the true conservative Ted Cruz.
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>>77170967
L I T T L E
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I never got what Louis did to make him a cuck? I guess I missed it

Someone could break down the scenario for me? I know he had a show so I assume lots of liberal propaganda maybe
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>You have one person, Hillary, who says, ‘Here’s my license. Here’s all the thousands of flights that I’ve flown.
Hillary has been president thousands of times?
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>>77170967
Luis C.K. sucks unless he is using his family as fooder.
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>choosing a pilot who has crashed every plane she's ever flown
Vs
>someone who has been around countless wonderful flight instructors who say he's incredibly qualified to fly, and just wants you to have a great flight again
Hmm
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>>77171310

D I S
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>>77170967
>“You have one person, Hillary, who says, ‘Here’s my license. Here’s all the thousands of flights that I’ve flown. Here’s planes I’ve flown in really difficult situations.

Here's the people I threw off the plane because they weren't good passengers, here's the people I crushed with the plane because they were in the way, here's the flightplans I hid and tried to expunge..
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>>77170967
>Hillary, who says, ‘Here’s my license. Here’s all the thousands of flights that I’ve flown. I've crashed about a dozen planes, but I'll deny that publicly
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>>77172399
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
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you don't get to bring muslims
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>>77172593
He had a special called "Live at The Interracial Breeding Grounds" where he advocated the genocide of white males and the forceful insemination of white women by BBCs.
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olbligatory cuck memes
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how is this cuck still relevant
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>"She's SO experienced, she's really qualified! It's gonna be historic! Did I tell you how experienced she is? She's easily the most qualified."

I have yet to hear a Hillary supporter mention a single one of her policies and WHAT her qualifications actually are other than being a bought career politician that is really good at toppling middle eastern governments and plunging them into chaos.
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>>77170967
>Louis C.K.

literally who?
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>>77172763

This Swed right here.

Who cares what a washed up comedian that's so insecure about himself has to say about candidates?
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>>77170967
Louis C.K. is not a funny comedian
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>>77172833
When america is in ashes you have my permission to die
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Louis CK is a funny comedian, and a cucky cuck that should stay out of politics. I don't give a shit about his politics, he makes me laugh when he's on stage.

That said, his analogy is pretty accurate as far as how the candidates present themselves. God Emperor Trump is fucking based, and I'm all for him for president, but he does have a tendency to be prime comedy material in his interviews because he doesn't give a flying fuck what he says. Bernie is a stupid old cuck who panders to every minority group he possibly can, and Hillary certainly presents herself as Louis CK described, but in reality once you do some digging, it turns out she's more like a commercial pilot who worked as a Russian mercenary flying MiGs over the Congo in the 60s and was involved in heavy arms and drug smuggling.

A capable pilot? Probably. A moral one? Fuck no.
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>>77171159
fpbp
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>>77170967
correction for Hillary:
>i have a lot of experience flying planes. many times crashing them and getting away with it. i take orders from my co-pilot, who signs my paycheck.
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>>77172399
>>77172833
Checked
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>>77170967
Louis CK is literally a mexican.
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>>77172902
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>>77171310
Australia is right, why would you care what a comedian thinks about politics? Giving these fags attention for the wrong reasons
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>>77170967
>Here’s all the thousands of flights that I’ve flown. Here’s planes I’ve flown in really difficult situations. I’ve had some good flights and some bad flights, but I’ve been flying for a very long time


Hillary has never, Never had a successful flight.

Ever!
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>>77171312

>cuck

Is that like when the niggers call each other niggers, or is this different? Because it seems very similar honestly, being that your are the dictionary definition of a cuckold.

Just something to think about. Don't reply, you don't reply to me ever
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>>77171159
first post best post
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Then we've got Trump who's CRASHING THIS PLANE
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>>77171310
No, comedians are the philosophers of our day.
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>>77172371
Yeah basically. The first is just business as usual, the second is pure pseudoscandal (complete with film adaptation) and the third is just an oversight caused by her desire to keep her phone.

Also
>implying those are all the pseudo-scandals

>>77172490
fuck off retard, I said GOOD candidate.

>>77173401
conservatives are the true cucks, blaming foreigners and jews when its the billionaires they love who are fucking them over.
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>>77173450
not an argument
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>>77173450
I thought youtube fascists like Stefan 'One Man Crusade' Molymeme are the philosophers of our day.
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>>77172846
They aren't muslims
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G R A Y
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>>77170967
Doesn't the destination count as well? Hillary wants war with russia if not all out ww3. Bernie wants communism. Trumps wants.. A wall?
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Apart from the cringeworthy unironic Hillary shilling, Louis CucK is also notoriously apolitical, also to a cringeworthy degree.

His attitude to politics is literally "I don't give a fuck about it as long as people can argue" and he thinks conservatives and democrats should just sit down and talk to each other like good buddies. He's so fucking ignorant it's like a childs view of the world. It's unbelievable.
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>>77173582
> I said GOOD candidate.

Jill Stein is Bernie with a vagina, that should be good enough for you shitlibs. No, maybe even better than Bernie because it's LE CURRENT YEAR MUH WOMYN PRESIDENT #KillAllMen
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>>77172644
Pretty much this
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>>77173450
Philosophers wasted peoples time and resources, but at least made people think critically

Comedy central tier comedians just hate on whites and suck the left's cock like it has golden ejaculate
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>>77170967
>Hasn't been funny in years
>Decides to be another vanilla celebrity with a loud mouth and a lot of causes but no qualifications
>MFW
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>>77171159
First post best post.
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>>77170967
>people are taking comedians seriously
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>>77170967
>mexican intellectuals
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>>77170967

Pretty much lost all respect for Louis, if this quote is real.
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>>77173582
>oversight caused by a desire to keep her phone

If I'd done what she had and sent tons of secret and TS diplomatic material to a private server that later got hacked by a script kiddie and leaked to the Russians, I'd be locked away at Leavenworth until i died.

This isn't some "minor scandal," this is an enormous felony and a profound breach of US security.

.05 has been deposited into your account
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>>77170967
this man insulted the legacy of those that fought, died, and sivived hitler's war in the 1930s and 1940s. his word doesnt mean shit.
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>>77170967
>Hillary:
I have flown a TON of planes. Like I mean a BUNCH. By the way did I mention I'm a woman pilot? I think it's time to make history and let me pi- IGNORE THE GIANT SACK OF BLACK BOXES. THOSE ARE FALSE FLAGS. STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. I NEVER CRASHED! IGNORE THE BODIES! REEEEEEE

>Bernie
The people all deserve to fly. We have to... we have to all take turns as a flight. The woman and the negr-...blacks must be given additional frequent flier miles! It's not fare you only get ONE pack of peanuts! Why are they so hard to open?! (continues to ramble as he shuffles off in a corner next to Hillary)

>Trump
Listen folks. And I mean listen. We're in a bad situation here. BAD! But we're gunna make it back safely. Believe me. I know about planes. I know about flying. People ask me what experience I have? I've been flying Personal aircraft for DECADES with very few problems. Very few! I know that my experience can translate well here and I can get us all to safety. OR... or folks, or folks you can trust the woman with more bodies and crashes on her record than Bernie has lost brain cells. It's that simple. We have GOT to make this flight safe again!
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>>77171312
>cuck
y'know that thing liberals say about this word becoming meaningless? please stop making it true
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>>77173777
Jill Stein is far more left than Barnie.
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>>77170967

A fat ginger comedian tries to be political. And he's also divorced and a manlet.
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>>77170967
>What are you thoughts on this /pol/?
Largely accurate, except both engines are on fire and Trump is the only one who will even consider flipping the fuel shut-off to avoid burning to death.
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>>77170967

Damn, he's even a #HillShill???
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>>77173450
>pandering to low-IQ drunks and making bad arguments is UPB
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LITTLE
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Louie is jewish, ya know
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>>77174090

The faggot I'm replying to lamented there wasn't a candidate more lefty than Hillary, but Jill and Gary qualify.
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>>77173777
I already implied bernie wasn't a GOOD candidate. Were you exposed to lead as a child?

>>77173985
>If I'd done what she had I'd be locked away at Leavenworth until i died.
lol no. Intent or gross negligence need to be shown for it to count as a crime.

Also it's only a profound security breach in your fevered mind.

>>77174058
I mean it. Conservatives are getting fucked over hardest by the ones they hold dearest. It's fucking pathetic, especially the way they blame everyone else but those actually responsible.
>muh magic of the market
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>>77172371
>destabilizing a sovereign nation
and?
>getting an ambassador killed on your watch
LeBron James having diarrhea would be a bigger international news than some ambassador in some African country getting killed
>illegally storing so much top secret material on a private server that anyone else found guilty would never see the sun again
see above

wew indeed
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Why are you surprised Louie CK is a political moron? he's a moron about parenting, obviously about health because he's in about as good of shape as momma grape. He is apathetic about a million things and writes about as well as a high schooler.
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>>77173582
Syria and Libya are not "business as usual," you faggot. She had a significant hand in the refugee crisis destroying Europe and wants to pick a fight with Putin.

Her track record is abysmal. No more proxy wars with Russia. We get absolutely nothing good from it and pick up all the fall out from it.
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>>77172940
that pic
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>>77173221
He's a mexican/jewish hybrid. All he needs is some nigger and gypsy blood and he'd be a combination of the worst kinds of human on the planet.
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>>77171159
As Always
>First Post Best Post
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>>77171159

BU
BU
BUEEEEEEEEEEEEERN
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>>77172940
holy fuck this pic makes me mad
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I fly all the time
Worlds biggest liar
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Name ONE good flight that Hillary flew

Hillary's flown thousands of hours in planes and she's crashed every single one
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>>77174479
>I disagree with her therefore it's a scandal
Bush did worse, and he did it so his buddies could profit. Of course, he hated niggers so he was OK with you cucks.
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>>77170967
Like many nu males, drugs have become the reliever to the lack of competitive achievement and desire.
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>>77172940

Jesus
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>>77170967
Trump knows nothing of law nor government and you guys want to put him in a high position of law and government.

It's like making the dishwasher the CEO because of blustering promises.
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>>77173582
Most of the rich ARE Jews though. It's part of the reason why we blame them.
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>>77174377
>I already implied bernie wasn't a GOOD candidate.
>but Hillary, a literal criminal and Wall Street shill is

No, you were the one exposed to lead, SJW fuckshit. Bernie at least had principles and a clean record.
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>>77174595
>Bush did worse, and he did it so his buddies could profit
>Hillary
>Not following the same neocon agenda
Retard
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/18328
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>>77170967

>shilling this hard for Hillary

I can't even be surprised at this point.
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>>77170967

JUST
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>>77174491
Oh, and don't forget that his mother was a potato nigger.
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>>77170967
He stole this from John Lovitz
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>>77171312

>pseudo-scandals
>cuck

Look at these invaders trying to talk like us.
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>>77174595
No, Bush did not do worse. You, like most Americans, don't realize how big of a disaster Libya and Syria truly are.

No more dynasties in the WH. No more hawks.
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>>77174595
>Bush did worse

Possibly, but you can be sure that if he was running in this election nobody would be considering voting him in.
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>>77170967
That's a really shitty analogy, because you can't compare flying to the presidency. Flying is only about getting from point A to point B safely and on time. There's no variation.
The presidency is about where we want to go, and I sure as fuck wouldn't want to go where Hillary is going.
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>>77170967
Shit analogy, cucked world view. There was a time leaders invigorated their people and guided them to new heights. Hillary is nothing, she is establishment and will continue to tow the same line we always have. A plane is not a nation.
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>>77170967
>I’ve had some good flights and some bad flights,

Basically what this guy said >>77171159
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>>77174853
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>>77172940
>>77174544
>>77174481
>>77174640
Am I missing something? What's so bad about it?
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>>77171159
Funnier than the comedian.
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the real question is why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
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>>77174544

why though? It's his own fault for allowing it to get to that point.
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>>77173582

Do not reply to me again

You are to never address me directly
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HE DIDN"T FLY SO GOOD
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>>77170967
It's effectively lying because Hillary's "experience" was the worst secretary of state administration in our history, and Donald has plenty of experience that is inexplicably censored.
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>>77174914

The correct phrase is 'toe the line'.
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>>77174736
>he seriously believes this

>>77174741
Hillary has principles, she's just not a stupid fanatic who doesn't know how to work towards them.

She's also, you know, competent.

>>77174743
>From:
>To:
>Date: 2000-12-31 22:00
wew lad

>>77174789
I was on 4chan long before you

>>77174853
>blaming hillary but not bush for syria
whatever you say, champ

>>77174877
I only wish that were true...

>>77174983
WHAT NOW FAGGOT
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>>77175356
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>>77170967
>You have one person, Hillary, who says, ‘Here’s my license. Don't worry about the fact that it's expired and I haven't been re-certified in years. Here’s all the thousands of flights that I’ve flown, int countries that I have and in destabilizing. Here’s planes I’ve flown in really difficult situations, all of which I have abandoned leaving all of the passengers to die, having thrown all the parachutes off of the plane before evacuating it myself. I’ve had some good flights and some bad flights, but I’ve been flying for a very long time, and I know exactly how this plane works.
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>>77174951

muh 'friendzone' basically. It's clear the kid was trying to be romantic and making a effort for valentines day. She knows what the fuck he's trying but doesn't want to acknowledge it.

If he doesn't learn from it it's his own fault though. The thing about being friend-zoned is that it only really happens if you go along with it.
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>>77175384
>Hillary has principles,
Lel
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>>77174377
>intent or gross negligence need to be shown for it to count as a crime

Of which there is plenty of evidence

>"profound security breach" only in your fevered mind

I'm convinced that the only people capable of supporting Hillary are the ones who have to remind deliberately ignorant to how things like security clearances and information oversight work.

Had ANYBODY else in the Intel Community done what she had, they'd be getting pounded in the ass by Jose and Jamal every night in Federal Prison for the rest of their lives.
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>>77171159
FPBP
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>>77174951
the guy is making all the attempts to impress the girl but he is still stuck in the friend zone.
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>>77175384

>Hillary
>competent

WEW

I hope you don't get paid for that one.
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>>77175491
>>77175584
Ohhh, it says 'bestfriend'. I thought it said 'boyfriend'.
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>>77172127
>Hillary = DB Cooper
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>>blaming hillary but not bush for syria
>whatever you say, champ

Syria was about taking out Assad. It had nothing to do with Iraq other than ISIS being allowed to form there to be used as a proxy army by the US.

Jesus, you're dumb.
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>>77175695
Seriously, Blaming the Arab Spring revolutions on Bush is like blaming Clinton for not Getting OBL during the early 90's.
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You know it was good up until the point of Trump. He should have said something along the lines that he has driven boats all of his life and now he's trying to fly a plane instead of just switching gears like that.
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>>77175595

I'm pretty sure most Hillary supporters actually believe it. They don't see her for the political parasite she is. Kind of ironic really when most of these people complain about how corrupt politics is but they support the Clintons.
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WHITE
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>>77175891
Hillary's friend George Soros was the biggest financier behind that too. Surprise, surprise. Hillary was his muscle.

Can you imagine the sick shit Soros will get through if his best buddy gets the WH? It'll be a disaster. I'm genuinely afraid of a nuclear conflict with Russia. They keep pushing and pushing...
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>>77170967
>What are you thoughts on this /pol/?
LITTLE
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>>77176312
I know, its frightening. Soros hates Russia with a passion. Fucking scary ass kike tbqh f.am
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>Hillary flies the plane
1/3
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>Bernie flies the plane
2/3
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>>77175695
>It had nothing to do with Iraq other than ISIS being allowed to form there
>other than ISIS being allowed to form there
...

>>77175565
>Had ANYBODY else in the Intel Community done what she had,
Not really. First, she was secretary of state and as such had authority over state dept. material classification decisions. Second she made clear the server was for non-classified communications.

Compare it with petraeus, who literally gave some bitch he was fucking shit he knew was top secret and barely got a slap on the wrist despite falling for the oldest trick in the book.
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>>77170967
H-Dawg hasn't even driven a car in 30+ years.
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>Trump flies the plane
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To be honest, I don't agree with him politically at all, but he's funny as fuck

Fig. 1) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDXeinEUJQ
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>>77170967
>a comedian said it, so it must be funny
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Hillary is like a credentialed pilot that you strongly suspect wants to take your plane to a different continent than the one you want to go to.
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>>77176729
>>It had nothing to do with Iraq other than ISIS being allowed to form there
>>other than ISIS being allowed to form there
>...

So no counter then? Maybe you confused your ellipses for substance? Iraq didn't necessitate the intervention in Syria.
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>>77177054
Hard to counter that kind of stupid. I mean if you don't get my point...
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>>77177123
You didn't have a point, so you wrote in dots where a thought would normally appear.
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>>77176771
>>77176716
>>77176653
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>>77176912
and possibly smelt your firearms along the way
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He's Louis Cuck
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>>77174951
She is probably his girlfriend and refers to him as her "best friend" as most women do but autists in this board have never met a woman other than their single mom so they'll never know.
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>>77170967
Holy shit...it's so sad to see people you once thought had a unique grasp on reality, only to discover they were just good at one thing: making jokes.

It's called argument analogy. And this one breaks down almost immediately upon further inspection.

But he makes jokes. That's what he does. And instead of adding substance, he's catering to the lowest common denominator. Disappointing.
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>>77171159
for your comment, good friend
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>>77175384
Cuck only became a thing in 2014 so unless you're implying you've been here all of 2 years and that's longer than the other guy you're full of shit

Please fuck off
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Lesbian Cuck King (Louis C.K.) is a fucking embarassment.

The man was influenced by and highly acclaims George Carlin's work, but then he says shit like this.

Just fucking embarassing man.
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>>77177652
What are you talking about? Try to make sense.
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>>77170967
Thank god he is finally washed up. Most comedians who get somewhat famous are only funny for like 5 minutes. Does anyone remember Dane Cook?
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>>77175679
underrated
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>>77177598

Tits like a Turkish slipper
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>>77171159
Fpbp
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>>77170967
it's the most retarded thing I've ever read, so I'm impressed

wow, comics are sooo insightful, huhhh?
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>>77170967
Hillary sold the wings on the plane though.
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>>77170967

Also and more importantly...

>1 Post BY THIS ID
>>77170967
>1 Post BY THIS ID
>>77170967
>1 Post BY THIS ID
>>77170967
>1 Post BY THIS ID
>>77170967
>1 Post BY THIS ID
>>77170967
>1 Post BY THIS ID
>>77170967
>1 Post BY THIS ID
>>77170967
>1 Post BY THIS ID
>>77170967
>1 Post BY THIS ID


FUCK SAKES WE NEED A NEW RULE.
>This board is for the DISCUSSION of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.
That would imply the OP (to which is a fag) would REPLY and DISCUSS his/her own fucking topic.
All this 1 Post ID topics need to be fucking stripped.
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>>77171310
I feel the same way when people take advice from celebrities, movie stars, musicians, etc. I can't really imagine a person more disconnected from ordinary life than a celebrity, except the super super rich.
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>>77170967
Forgets to mention that hillary has crashed planes of all sizes, and usually buries the bodies without telling anyone.
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>>77171159
>The analogy breaks down when you see the evidence room full of black boxes from planes Hillary has crashed.
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>>77178265
indeed
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>>77173401
>Don't reply to me or my posts ever again.
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>>77175679
Bernie = Howard Hughs
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>>77170967
When is this 'Actors and Comedians know shit about politics' meme going to end?
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>>77174176
"Let's maybe put a bandage on this wound...."

"RAYCISS!"
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>>77170967
>Hillary never flew a plane in her life.’ ‘She did, and we have pictures.

hillary has been a stewardess that constantly fucked up her job and acted like everyone was wasting her time by bringing it up

stop making bad analogies you fucking cuckboy
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>>77170967
>hillary flew a plane
>hillary was president
>we have pictures

no, no you don't.
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>>77172593
>I never got what Louis did to make him a cuck? I guess I missed it

>Someone could break down the scenario for me? I know he had a show so I assume lots of liberal propaganda maybe

No one has done more to be a role model of a self-hating, weak and over-"intellectualized" white male. His stand up teaches how one is supposed to think about being humiliated (angry but accepting it as what you deserve), Louie portrays how one is supposed to be humiliated and who is allowed to humiliate you, and Horace and Pete shows he believes that life is a meaningless series of humiliations, despair, and tragedies. When he is not forcing women to watch him masturbate, he occasionally tells us how to improve our lives politically.

While he's never admitted he enjoys watching his loved ones rut with bulls, he's closer to that than a Nietzschen Superman.
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I knew that faggot cuck was going to insert his unwanted opinion on the election. Surprised he didn't compare Trump to hitler though.
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>>77170967
Dumb analogy by a dumb man.
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Great slogan:

>Hillary Clinton; Well, she's not as bad as the other ones, right?
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>>77179323
He already did months again
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>>77170967
I'll fix this analogy for you:


>“It’s like if you were on a plane and you wanted to choose a pilot,” the “Louie” star said. “You have one person, Hillary, who says, ‘Here’s my husbands license. Here’s all the thousands of flights that he's flown. Here’s planes he's flown in really difficult situations. He's had some good flights and some bad flights, but I’ve seen him fly for a very long time.’”

>The comedian continued, saying, “Then you’ve got Bernie, who says, ‘Everyone should get a ride right to their house with this plane.’ ‘Well, how are you going to do that?’ ‘I just think we should. It’s only fair that everyone gets to use the plane equally.’ And then Trump says, ‘I’m going to fly so well. You’re not going to believe how good I’m going to fly this plane, and by the way, Hillary never flew a plane in her life.’ "She didn't? Huh really makes me think."
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>>77171159
delete your account
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>>77171159
this is the best the first post has ever been
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>>77174758
made up
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>>77172833
If I pull that off will you die?
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>>77174722
>Trump knows nothing of law nor government
source?
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>>77174722
Jews are shaking in their boots right now. Holy shit it hilarious.
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>>77171159
Whoa, holy fuck.

So many (You)'s. I want to go home and furiously masturbate in a self congratulatory fashion on my roommates bed.
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>>77174722
Nervous, Schlomo?
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>>77174722
>implying that's a requirement in the constitution
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>Interracial Breeding Grounds!
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>>77170967
Louis is not a cuck. He's a kike.
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>>77172644
Fodder, retard.
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>>77182032
>implying those are mutually exclusive
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>>77178518
Not a porn board. Reported.
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>>77170967
> implying hilldawg's "experience" is full of anything but failure and lies
> taking political advice from a shit tier comedian

OP is a huge faggot.
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>>77181582
admit it bro,
you were gonna do that anyway
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>>77171159
>tfw can't just press a button and delete physical evidence
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>>77171159
First Post Best Post. Get this to Louie.
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>>77171159
If you don't post first, why even post when first posts are seemingly always best post
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LITTLE
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BENIS
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>>77170967
Fuck yourself Hillary, you're not welcome here.

Louis C.K. is a fucking loser supporting a criminal.

"OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY $0.02 DEPOSITED IN MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT FOR THIS HILDABEAST POST ON THE 4CHAN"
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>>77171159
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>>77170967
and then he bent over and took Huma abul-ackbar's cock up his ass
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>>77171159
Great post family
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>>77185337
Bernie bros are the fucking worst
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>ctrl+F that time he trapped Garfunkel and Oates in a room and made them watch him jerk off

>0 results
i guess thats a pretty specific phrase, but still
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>>77171159

I lol'ed here is a cap
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>>77170967
I think he should shut the fuck up because he's annoying now. His stand up was funny, but now he's a preachy cunt.
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>>77171159
rekt
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>>77185809
>Not Final Trump
You're fired!
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>>77170967
He forgot to add the part where Hillary is currently under investigation for purposefully crashing dozens of her previous flights containing victims of Bill's abuse and enemies to the Clintons, while taking the only parachute for herself

When you ask potential-pilot Hillary about it, she claims she was under sniper fire and asks you what difference it really makes now.
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Louis C.K.'s humor is degenerate and he has no genuine intellectual talents. He's over-qualified to be a Democratic Party shill.
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>>77171986
He's Mexican.
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>causes confit in the ME, leaked classified emails to every 2-bit hacker in the world, refuses to say the words Islamic terrorism when an Islamic terrorist attacks America...

Fuck this greasy ginger cuck, what a fat sack of shit.
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>>77170967

Louis C.ucK. is finished. He's a hack. Hasn't written a good joke in years.
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>>77170967
(((Louis C.K.)))
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>>77187684
>refuses to say the words Islamic terrorism when an Islamic terrorist attacks America

She finally said it now, because she doesn't have to worry about Bernie pushing her to the left anymore

Suddenly - surprise - she's willing to say it

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/06/13/krauthammer_hillary_clinton_flipped_on_using_term_radical_islam_because_it_is_now_convenient.html

CROOKED HILLARY
NO PRINCIPLES
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>>77170967
Trump seems more interested in planes than any of them.
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>>77171310
you may fuck kangaroos but I'm with you
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