Hello /pol/, I'm Luigi, AMA
I work as a pizza cook in a famous pizzeria in central Naples.
I barely speak Italian but I can speak English very well thanks to my dear wife who's British and came here looking for an Italian stallion to procreate with. She's a lefty but great in bed.
I have long bushy mustaches and I'm hairy. It attracts Anglo costumers.
Come to visit Naples /pol/. Watch out for your valuables tho.
Don't come to Northern Italy, they eat boiled cornmeal and they hate us.
>>77118172
trentino here, fuck off naples scum
>>77118172
>I have long bushy mustaches and I'm hairy
Are you pic related?
>>77118558
Trentino is not Italy. Don't believe these Germans.
They are Italian just because we give them tax incentives.
>>77118740
Veneto is the only part of Italy there is that hasn't been completely tainted by migrants
>>77118740
>we give them tax incentives
>we
Please, Naples, you don't even pay your own taxes
>>77118695
Kind of. I consider myself more handsome and louder than him.
>>77118172
Southern Italians are the niggers of Italy. What a shit hole. Suck my dick luigi.
>>77118838
Alfano will save us all.
Just kidding friend, Veneto is fucked too.
>>77119022
Hello Aboriginal friend.
We're not niggers, we're just hairy and that may confuse the untrained Anglo eye.
At least my manly chest is distinguishable from the chest of a twelve years old my friend.
>>77118172
My dad took care of your Northern regions in 1945 flying a B 17 on Missions in the Po valley and Apennines out of the base in Foggia at Lucera
>>77119428
Thanks Anon dad. Luckily Southern Italy didn't need many bombs.
But go tell your American friends. They believe the USSR freed Europe.
That's a-concern my dear friend.
Get out.
>>77119973
Hello Swede. Is it true Stockholm University is free for all immigrants from Europe?
I want to send my son there. He's very intelligent and he wants a Swede wife. Will he find one?
