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>Be american
>get shot
>>77096905
>be england
>get shot by farmers and lose colonies
>>77096905
Thanks for the input, Ahmed.
>Be american
>Go to prison for collecting rainwater
These fags weren't real Americans
>>77096905
>Be British
>Get raped
>Can't complain about it cause hate crime
>Still votes labor anyway
Get your sorry ass out of the EU and get a non-cucked government elected THEN you have earned the right to talk shit again.
fucking love triggering americans. they fundamentally cannot hack the banter
>>77097178
soon m8, soon.
>>77096905
>be england
>be so cucked they kick your door in for saying not nice things on Facebook.
>have the tiny balls with matching micro dick to come to /pol/ and criticize america.
>>77096905
>be English
>bin that knife
>Muslim kills you with a knife in the streets
Then Lee Rigby feels
>>77097035
>yfw our government is thinking of fining/taxing us if we don't start collecting our own water
Better this than a drought, tbph
>>77097207
Hi Kike. How are things in the country we let you have after saving you from death camps?
Good or?
>>77097339
Hope so man. If after all the shit that's happened 'stay' still wins the referendum you might as well just change your flag to Sweden's.
>>77096905
>>77097339
Shouldn't you be complaining about import tax on /toy/ :^)
>>77097714
Im afraid we will probably stay in. Most people are wankers who are afraid of change. We had a referendum on whether or not to move to Alternative vote from FPTP a few years ago and it did not pass. Life is p comfy here tho, must say; can see why all the immigrants want in
>>77097581
I don't give a shit.
"He Who is Compassionate to the Cruel Will Ultimately Become Cruel to the Compassionate"
>>77098042
£100 for a monster hunter figure. The fuck am i doing with my life
>>77098209
oof. I got a £95 order that just landed and a £15 charge on a £40 order. I hope one of my orders slips through at least
I want to be american just for no tax.
>>77097178
>labor
>>77096905
>be English
>can't shoot back
>>77098556
funny thing is that doesn't actually work in practice my man, as recent events have shown
It aint practical
>>77096905
>be british
>no brexit
>foreigners (especially amerifats) attempting banter
just no
>Be British
>Don't get attacked by ISIS
Feels good.
>>77099209
I mean I suppose being raped isn't an attack if its willing.
>>77099386
I'd rather be raped than murdered.
>Be British
>Get arrested for hate speech
>Be British
>Get your head chopped off in the streets of London in broad daylight
>Be British
>Have your children get raped by a gang of Pakis and do absolutely nothing about it
>Be British
>Forced to cut your meat with a plastic spork because all other utensils are outlawed
>>77098721
LOL fans don't carry guns. Try that shit in Texas.
>>77098721
> As recent events have shown
The staff at the gay bar weren't armed in any way shape or manner. No security of any type as far as I can tell.. And yes, mass shooters have been stopped in the past by gun owners (See Pearl High School and Winnemucca Bar Shootings)
Sorry my man, but that does work in practice.
>>77097035
kek I remember this one.
Funny how American posters never seem to address it. They just deflect, as ever.
>>77096905
>Be American with a toilet
>Get shot in that toilet
>>77096905
>Be british
>White
non americans can bring the bantz. what is it you yanks don't understand about banter? do i have to bring out the diagram?
>>77100756
>banter
Britain went silent years ago Abdul.
>>77096905
>be british
>get stabbed
>be british
>buy kitchen knives
>pay 20% VAT
>carry knives home
>arrested for carrying a knife
>>77100027
That's exactly what's wrong with you western cucks.
> Be British
> Get cucked
>>77100756
Brits have been cucked for decades, who gives a shit about your banter when it's just a smokescreen.
>>77100938
Shit banter yet again, consult your local Aussie
>>77100938
>>77101063
>>77101072
keep trying guys, one day you'll get it
>>77101213
Britain unironically shit posting, what a surprise.
>>77100648
The UK is over 85% white vs USA's 62% m8
>>77101213
>Smug anime girl
>Weeb AND a British cuck
it just fits
>>77101418
>4chan
>>77096905
kek
almost 50 posts in an americucks still havent comeback with a decent rebuttal
>be american
>become a prop in a nationwide firing range
>>77097258
I AM A TRUE AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY (wealthy, elite, corporate and school shooting) MAN!
>>77100938
>Britain went silent years ago
Sorry? I can't hear you over the sound of muslims killing your people.
>>77101503
rare
>>77101005
>be american
>be 62% white
>>77101633
I am a British man
>>77101681
Sorry? I can't hear you over the sound of every single criminal scum Australian shitposting
>>77101213
>anime
>uk
LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
can someone please confirm what im seeing here? the lack of self awareness coming from US anons is insane
>>77101072
>>77101213
Shit desu, they've cottoned on. Our bants are just a smokescreen for the pain we feel.. the pain we feel when we look at the USA and realise it could have turned out as good as Canada if only we'd given them more attention.
>>77101758
Do you take after your dad?
>>77100584
Because youre too stupid to read the article. He was collecting hundreds of thousands of gallons by diverting natural creek and fucking over his neighbors.
>>77102059
Your island is shit, son! Not even a super power anymore.
I seriously can't tell if you faggots are trying to troll or just shit posting!
A queen as a ruler! LOL not just that! Migrants in the UK, LONDON over 90 percent mudslime! NO guns! LOLOOL
I would be shitposting here as well if I were any of you faggots! What!? No 4chum dot uk dot your own site?! Now I understand you faggots! Get your own page!!!!
>be American
>get shot
>elect Hillary
Gunna laugh so hard when this happens.
>>77102335
Still won't matter, you will still be posting here even though this is an american site.!
>>77102311
No guns but all the rainwater you can drink!
Also, jokes on you. We were never a 'super power' only a great power.
>>77101752
>Be biritish
>Be 62% Arabic
>>77096905
Be alive
die
organisms fucking faggots
>>77101758
Tiny island - Tiny gene pool.
>>77102434
This is a Vietnamese basket weaving forum, accessed over a British invention (the Internet) with electronics manufactured in China.
The only thing the US manufactures these days is mass shootings.
>>77100638
>be indian
>shit on street
>get cholera
>shit more
Thread full of triggered americunts, luv it
>>77097135
If you don't look like and act like this guy, you're not a "real" American
>>77102742
>>77102742
some of us just see this is low tier bait see
>>77102619
>>77100584
The old fuck built a 20 foot dam so that he could have a private lake holding 13 million gallons that he claimed was for fire supression. Water is publicly owned and hoarding that much is clear tragedy of the commons.
>>77102491
Such a sad """rebuttal"""" no wonder you faggots come over to this site to """troll"""
Such a sad country/island of yours.
>>77102879
No actually what he was doing is, he was collecting six bajillian gallons and using heavy water to purify hydrogen bombs, ok britcucks. We can leave it now.................
>>77102935
Muh internet, muh recent technology, what no moon landings yet?
Heres to you, US /pol/ Bros, the biggest group of butthurt, sensitive faggots I have ever seen
> Woke up
> Ate a burger
> Went to go shoot my guns
> Go to shooting range
> Get shot
> As I'm dying I suddenly hear clapping
> The clapping is so powerful it brings me back to life
> be me
> Shoot back
> Crowd claps with the fury of a thousand suns
> Realize I'm not in a shooting range but in a wrestling ring
> I just shot someone in front of 25,000 people
> They're cheering furiously
> Look down, it's John Oliver holding a box that states "TAXED TEA"
> Leave awkwardly and confused
> Drive home
> mfw this isn't my car
> This is one of those Wal mart buggies strapped with the engine of a ferrari
> Fuck it
> Drive home
> Somehow end up in ghetto
> Take two guns and go Duke Nukem on the nogs
> Finally reach my home
> Fireworks are bursting everywhere
> Nuclear family waiting for me with more burgers
> Take in a poo in a functioning loo
> Go on 4chan
> Yell at yankies in the newest "South vs North" thread
> Go to this thread
> Be American
It's the only way to be, faggot.
>be brit
>be attacked
>go to prison for crime of self defense
>almost 80 triggered replies to a common, one-line bait
Pretty embarrassing to be honest
>>77097035
They have the guts to say FREEDOM
