How do Aussies do it, /pol/?
>80% of the continent is literally dead wasteland
>Long featureless roads are the main source of recreation for the common folk
>Road gangs commonly run people off the road, raping and pillaging their victims
>The soul crushing boredom causes people to idolize the violently mentally ill unstable as gods
>full of living ghosts, people just waiting to die in their depressing void-of-life antiquated 50s towns
>Black leather is in
This truly seems worse than Hell
>>77093360
We have defeated the Ausfucks in shitposting, so now they have NOTHING. Canadians are the new shitposters of /pol/.
They come to New Zealand sometimes to remember what a first world country is before they go back to 'witnessing' each other
They're criminals, who gives a fuck what they think.
>>77093490
>>77093502
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>>77093528
>d-dont bully me
>>77093360
>mad max
>>77093360
That's more a South Australian thing, some states aren't that violent.
>>77093360
>Road gangs commonly run people off the road, raping and pillaging their victims
This is why they reinterpreted banter.
Pakistan has low crime rate because of strong Islamic values
>>77093865
>>77093881
w-what do these mean in the context of the thread, anons?
>>77093881
great job, shilling so obviously you dont even bother to talk about the threads content.
>>77093987
>implying
>being this new
mfw
>>77093490
>>77093502
>>77093610
ROUGE AUSTRALIAN STATE
Reminder you are rightly part of Australia
>80% of the continent is literally dead wasteland
Not really it's a okay amount of shit land but it's more then people think you can easily live a fair way in
>Long featureless roads are the main source of recreation for the common folk
If you live in a moderately sized town there's cinemas and shit and if your in the smaller towns you just go out bush-walking or motorbike riding, let alone the state capitals
>Road gangs commonly run people off the road, raping and pillaging their victims
>Mad Max real
>The soul crushing boredom causes people to idolize the violently mentally ill unstable as gods
No idea what you mean by this point
>full of living ghosts, people just waiting to die in their depressing void-of-life antiquated 50s towns
Then American /pol/ goes and sucks 1950's Americas dick
>Black leather is in
>Mad Max real
>>77093360
It may seem worse than hell, but that's because it actually is.
>>77094088
unfortunately I've probably been here longer than you you fuckin shitposter
>>77093360
We don't live in the desert, most Australians have never even seen it.
We live in and around a few main cities, connected by highways that traverse through farmland and forest.
There's really only 15 or so places where people actually live, most of them are on the mid/south east coast.
>>77094133
No, Australia is part of NZ.
>>77094088
>NiggH8tr
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT HAPPENED IN MY THREAD GET THE FUCK IN HERE GUYS
>>77093360
In style.
>>77093734
Oi cunt you come down here to my isolated desert cabin and say that to my face.
>>77094133
I would laugh so god damn hard if Australia took us over. I'm white, but as soon as NZ loses its sovereignty to you I'll turn 2x worse than any abo. I can't wait to sniff petrol and shit in your gated communities because you took mah land
>>77093360
You forgot one most important detail
>Higher standard of living compared to 99% of the world.
>>77093360
>>Road gangs commonly run people off the road, raping and pillaging their victims
Can confirm. Was car jacked in Sydney by a pack of wild jews for muh shekels. They didn't touch the wife but went straight for my underage kids. Typical.
>>77093360
>implying that running people off the road and raping and pillaging them is boring
Please m8
came for the shitposting
was not disappointed
>>77094088
nice ID
isn't australia a wasteland because the abbos preferred hunting method was to start a fire, burn down a forest, and pulll dead lizards out of the ground
>>77094088
Top tier ID, I would assume you have a way to manipulate it.
>>77094088
You should frame that ID.
>>77094088
>NiggH8tr
Noice m8.
>>77094088
MEME
A
G
I
C
>>77094527
No rain there, it's a desert
>>77094088
>niggh8tr
no fucking way
>>77093482
Couldn't even make it two posts without leaf domination.
>>77094088
>that fucking id
>those digits
>>77094224
Watch your language friend, something is happening here but you don't now what it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofy-BgRzLQg
>>77094088
>dat id
>dem dubs
Based Straya
>>77094310
Oh look what an entire continent is named after us
The one you happen to be in. Really makes you think.
>>77094414
As long as we get to attempt literal genocide on you and if you survive then you can smell gas for the rest of your life
>>77094527
Yes there's evidence the Abos killed off the remainders of our mega beasts, I'm thanking them for that though shit was scary
>>77094088
>NiggH8tr
>88
Are you some sort of /pol/ prophet?
What has New Zealand actually contributed to the world other than a fantasy movie backdrop and a sport that only they care about?
>>77094088
> NiggH8tr
HOLY FUG
>>77094088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8
>>77093360
>>The soul crushing boredom causes people to idolize the violently mentally ill unstable as gods
This is me. Am I an Aussie?
>>77093360
because the country is so boring,they have plenty of time to shitpost
>>77093360
No guns
10 yen says niggh8tr ruins it by being a Melbournian
>>77094088
N-n-n-no fucking way
>>77094408
Got an empty barrel ready son?
>>77093482
You may be on fire but you have nothing on us
>>77094792
>Oh look what an entire continent is named after us
>The one you happen to be in. Really makes you think.
Tell that to our beaners.
>>77094414
You fucks already do that on the Gold Coast anyway
>>77094964
Of course. Who doesn't have spare empty barrels lying around their home?
>>77094777
BLESSED BY TRIPS
TIS A DIVINE CONNECTION
Abbos fascinate me
From the stories i hear about them here I have to wonder, are they even human or are they some kind of proto human?
>>77093360
somebody watched mad max
>>77094831
>Mad max was the pinnacle of the aus movie industry and that was 50 years ago
>Only sport aus is good at is aussie rules because noone else cares about it
GET FUCKED CUNT
>>77094767
Darkmoot is that you?
>>77094088
oh, is it one of those "meme magic" ID threads?
>>77094133
>Ipswich
>habitable
>>77094088
Praise KEK
>>77094088
WITNESS HIM
>>77095128
I bet bilbo faggins here hasn't even seen Red Dog.
>>77095128
http://worldmapswithout.nz/
>>77095075
We all have gfs anon
>>77095255
>HEIL
WITNESSED
So this is what majority aussie threads are like
>>77095213
No I've seen Wolf Creek though. Apparently that happens all the time over there.
>>77095296
>ID HEIL
fixed
>>77095083
Lord Kek is making his presence felt in Australia today.
>>77094312
>>77094515
>>77094538
>>77094718
>>77094727
>>77094728
>>77094742
>>77094760
>>77094777
>>77094825
>>77094833
>>77094886
>>77094947
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw
>>77095242
1.) DELETE THIS
2.) That's bordering on racism, you could be charged with a hate crime for posting that.
>>77095255
>>77095199
Nice numbers
>>77094088
i know straya is racist but gawddamn
>>77094831
>>77094831
Split atoms
>>77094088
WITNESSED
>>77093482
>Implying that is something to be proud of
>>77094088
Noice.
>>77094133
Why the fuck would they put Morwell on the map?
>>77094088
What the fuk
>>77093482
reminder that you elected this guy as your pm
>>77094088
aaayyyyy get me on the screencap
>>77094088
>NiggH8tr
>88
WITNESSED
>>77093360
Lmao, more brainwashed americans with their shitty education system.
>>77094133
GOOD
GRAZING
LANDS
>>77094088
>that id
>>77094777
wew
>>77094088
White Australia Policy reintroduction cuntfirmed.
>>77096298
you took the b8
OP is 100% right
>>77094310
lmao, ur country is so shitty and small u wish australia was ur own country. fucking fat maori fagots
>>77095773
>His flag has a crescent moon
My sympathies.
>>77095242
>that pic
australia and nz a cute
>>77095773
>singapore
I like singapore noodles
>>77096611
their women are alright too
not the best in bed though
>>77094088
Holy fucking shit kek
>>77094088
>>77094133
>>77094777
>>77094966
>>77095199
>>77095399
>>77096611
Holy shit, Australia is fucking wrecking this thread
>>77093482
How does THAT make you think, leaf?
>>77094088
Holy shitttt
>>77094088
Check'd, and witnessed.
>>77096739
we are enhanced from an early age.
by the time we are adults, the memes just flow like water from our fingertips
>>77094088
Damn son
>>77094831
I fucked a hot Maori chick once.
>>77095399
WITNESSED AGAIN
>>77094088
this is the beginning of a new era
>>77096739
The leaf has been humiliated. Kek has blessed all Australians with special abilities. He gave Canadians the Trudeaus. The more your existence angers him, the more he will punish you all. Repent now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y61mDFQX1M
>>77094088
I LOVE RACISM
>>77096886
Fucking must be, you cunts are unfiltered bantzmasters irl, that's literally all you do.
>>77093734
We're free settlers. You are convict scum. Know your place filth.
>>77094088
Top fucking kek
>>77093360
>The soul crushing boredom causes people to idolize the violently mentally ill unstable as gods
Thats Melbourne.
>>77094088
Fucking witnessed.
>>77097245
If I make a pilgrimage to Straya will I be blessed with special meme powers as well?
>>77094792
Depends on who you ask. Here we're taught there's only 5 continents (no SA or NA, just America) and Australia (continent) is named Oceania.
I'm pretty sure some places that hate Europe deny it's continent status and call it Eurasia. And I'm pretty sure some crazy africans call their continent Afroeurasia.
>>77096739
Has Kek blessed us?
>>77097799
PRAISE KEK
>>77097096
they do exist, I've got one lined up this week
>>77094088
god damn
>>77097811
No Pablo, you will not. Just like crossing the border illegally from Mexico does not make you a real American.
>>77097799
STOP GETTING DUBS AUSTRALIA, THAT SHIT IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
>>77097811
Well, since you asked and got those dubs, kek says yes apparently
>>77098077
Praise kek
POSTING INCASE ID PREDICTS FUTURE TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>77097988
You niggers need to stop, you're gonna fucking create another level 5 happening at this poi-
keep going, actually. this might get gud.
>>77093360
How is the sate of thing with private lightweight aviation in Australia?
>>77096739
To be fair I said they're on fire due to the fact they're actually on fire.
>>77094088
WITNESSED
>he doesnt live in a desert
laughingbirds.jpg
>>77093360
Wait mad max is real?
>>77097096
>>77097992
You fuckers better be abos.
>>77095808
It has a massive coalfield near there? Coal fields are the black areas on the map. L2read
>>77094088
5/5
Bretty gud straya, bretty gud
>>77097929
SA and NA were 2 different continents in my school
>>77094088
Holy shit. The chances of this kind of get must be lower than 0.000000001%
>>77096516
Yeah well you're dad is a aborigemu.
>>77098933
It's what happens when you accept Lord Kek into your life.
>>77093360
Perth is what it means to be Australian
>Prove me wrong
>>77094088
kek has avenged australia
>>77099195
You can't.
WA > QLD > SA > NT > NSW > VIC
>>77094088
Wew lad
>>77094088
WAT
>>77094088
no way
>>77098933
I think the odds could actually be slimmer than winning the lottery. But who would want to win the lottery when you can be NiggH8tr for a few hours. There are some things money can't buy.
And I assure everyone I did not manipulate anything, I wouldn't even know how.
>>77094088
mummy likes your id
>>77093360
Some1 watched Mad Max last night...
>>77094088
WITNESSED
>>77093360
Yeah but nigger's only make up like 3% of the country so it aint all that bad
>>77094088
Screencap this
>>77099693
Go buy a lottery ticket. might as well
>>77094966
I see what you did there
>>77094088
God speed you cunt. WITNESSED.
>>77099921
>Screencap this
I want to but the google video is for the wrong browser.
keep this page from 404 until i get the right instructions.
>>77094088
And Canada tried to say they were best shitposters.
>>77099921
Here you go.
>>77095450
Yeah but no
>>77095529
Fucked sheep
>>77100398
how did you do that?
>>77100596
Get an addon, there are plenty.
There is one called Nimbus Screenshot if you use Firefox
>>77100596
Your step dad helped me.
>>77100622
Going to post it on r/4chan brb :^)
>>77100596
you have to delete System32
>>77100622
NIGGA WE MADE IT, ALSO NICE DUBS
>>77094527
I also heard this.
>>77099693
4chan works for us more than against us
>>77094088
sieg heil
>>77100760
thank you.
>>77100770
lier. he died last night.
>>77100804
i'm on linux.
>>77100815
To a degree, but the coast is quite lush. Lot of desert in the centre though. At least its not fkn tundra or filled with sheepshagging savages. Our abo problem is numerically fairly small.
>>77100398
fuck nice one
>>77101029
>using avg
I think the screenshot tab is b8, but how retarded can you be to still use AVG in this day and age?
>>77094088
returning to pay respects
>>77101158
Could be worse. He could be using Norton.
>>77094088
Forgot to give you the trophy, lad. truly deserved.
>>77101029
use snipping tool australia top kek do you not have modern tech in the desert
>>77094088
DAN THRONE WITNESS ME
>>77101396
nah mate, gotta pay some gasoline guzzler in the eastern states for that
tfw ID overshadowed by superior aussie shitposting
>>77094088
fukking lol thats so good
Why not just use the print screen button on your keyboard?
>>77101539
1488
>>77101539
Cucked by the superior son.
>>77093360
This needs to stop, i cant even go to degenerate /aco for a descent tug without being reminded.
>>77095924
He's like if onision ran for office.
>>77094088
snipped
>>77101464
too many pinned tabs, utorrent is spyware, and so is windows 10. At least use spyware anti-beacon
>>77101464
i will do it for free because I am learning how.
>>77093360
You forgot vegemite
>>77094088
Kek is among us
What an honor
>>77100596
>what is snipping tool
>>77094088
>NiggH8tr
Fucking witnessed you magnificent shitposting bastard
>>77094088
Jesus fucking straylia. You really hit it home this time.
>>77102200
thanks but that guy up there from south australia already showed me.
>>77102297
i mean south africa. fuck. i hate autocorect.
>>77094088
MEME
A
G
I
C
>>77094088
Plot twist: you're a nigger
lived in australia for a couple years
worst thing about that country is the internet
seriously forget downloading/watching/playing anything on the internet if you are moving there
also your cellphone works in the city and nowhere else
>>77094088
>NiggH8tr
>77
>88
88, Straya, 88...
>>77094088
Already on /r/4chan, your welcome lads
>>77102669
does canada have cell towers all over the frozen wasteland?
Why are Aussies and New Zealanders so hostile to each other?
>>77102896
opposites attract, and
>>77102896
We pretend we hate each other but secretly we're bros. Don't tell anyone but
>>77094088
FUCKING A
>>77094088
So close to NiggerH8tr 1488
>>77102896
We are brothers that love fighting each other but we will help each other in times of need.
>>77102896
Don't ever talk to me or my son again.
>>77094088
WITNESSED
Praise lord Kek
Kek always watches over us.
Bless you my Kek for i offer my soul and body, my past and future to you.
What they should do is crash a meteor into the middle and make a big crater, then dig some canals so the ocean can come in. Then they could live on the edges of the crater as well as the coastal edges, you'd be doubling the living space of Australia. And wiping out the boongs.
>>77094088
Greatest ID i've ever seen
>>77096886
Laaad, what is vegemite like in comparison to marmite?
>>77093360
they draw their power from the attention yyou give them.
>>77103772
more acrid. I actually hate it and haven't eaten any in decades
>>77103861
(yyou)?
>>77094088
Holy shit Australia, what have you done?
>>77103875
Sounds alright to me
>>77094088
woah cool
>>77102896
Pic related
>>77104091
I believe that marmite is more like what we call promite
>>77104149
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77104149
Why is NZ a kangaroo?
>>77094088
Holy kek....check'd
>>77103601
There's no room for a meteor, we're full.
>>77093482
Thank god, can you guys post less cuckhold porn, it's annoying when I'm at work.
>>77104235
is thet kiwi humour eh bro me and the cuz we went and hed a few beers and then beat up the missus awesome bro chur bro
>>77094088
>Australia
>NiggH8tr
>88
is this the best get ever?
>>77104364
I just assumed since Aussies aren't the ones fucking sheep
>>77094088
>NiggH8tr
>88
>>77094088
Wassup reddit faggots
>>77104439
True and well spotted, but in this case its a metaphor
>>77093360
só pra não esquecer da puta da helena, tomara que aquela cria do sbt tenha encontrato um pau pra chupar, porque a moda agora é dar pra fã do chaves. então vê se encontra teu barril pra morar sua puta retardada, poraque e posso ficar mais 6 meses śo xingando essa merda.
>>77094088
HOLY FUCK IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO NOITCE
>>77094088
14/88
>>77093360
Yes please
>>77094088
Australia master race
>>77102896
We have a brothers relationship.
All parts of it.
>>77094088
>Dubs
>88
>The ID!
>Aussie poster
Mine eyes have seen the glory!
>>77094088
I AM GLAD TO BE HERE AT THIS TIME TO WITNESS THIS.
>>77094088
praise kek
>>77094088
am i late?
check my id
>>77102896
What else is there to do down here except drink, fuck sheep and talk shit?
>>77094088
obligatory
>>77094088
Perfect
>>77094088
neat
>>77094088
>When kek loves you
>>77094088
Put me in the photo
>>77105018
Oy sire.
>>77093360
Aussies got wonderful warm ocean around them. A literal paradise.
I live in fucking endless Ice age movie.
>>77105544
Yeah but some flamin galah cunt filled the fucking ocean with poisonous sea snakes, jellyfish, sharks and crocs big enough that eat the sharks
>>77102896
It's like the English and the Irish, without centuries of oppression from one side. So it's all talk pretty much, Anzac's etc.
>>77093482
Yeah, nah.
>>77106060
I'm guessing english == new zealand, cuz civilized and such?
Tfw nothing you can ever post here will ever possibly get more replies than the day you were Niggh8tr 88. I may as well retire from shitposting now and leave this board. My work here is done
>>77106461
I'd probably pay that desu. The Irish was strong in Australia, so much so that our language has been changed by alcohol causing slurring of speech.
>>77106600
>finishes off with double dubs
Valhalla awaits you.
>>77106600
Dubs as the send off ain't bad. You are on fire. Buy a lottery ticket online or some shit mate, quick it's nearly 12
>>77106600
I got more by offering (You)'s role playing as Trump in Trumpgen.
You still won the ID lottery anon, congratulations mate you are through to the next realm.
>>77106600
Finish the job by shooting some niggers wearing pic related.
Quick niggH8ter! Give us a prophecy before the meme magic fades!
>>77106600
Take solace in the fact that you are forever a fuckin legend
>>77098229
ID predicted this
>>77094088
>NiggH8tr
you have redeemed yourself, Australia
>>77094831
What sport did they give to the world? Zorbing or some shit?
>>77107592
bungee
>>77094088
YES! THE BEST DAY TO PLAY SICK
>>77107741
>jumping off of tall buildings is considered a sport in NZ
>>77094088
Witnessed!
>>77094088
W... W..... WITNESSED!!!!!!
>>77094088
legendary ID top fucking kek
>>77094470
Splendid bantz, Straya. Never change.
Whats my id
>>77094088
wew lad
>>77094088
GOD DAMN IT AUSTRALIA
>>77094088
>NiggH8tr
What are the odds of this
Straya has entered the new paradigm
>>77106701
Aha. Bantz = Craic
Makes sense. Strayans and the Irish have top tier wit.
What is going on
>>77094088
In for most Ebin thread 2016
>>77094088
postin for ebin nigger
>>77093360
I saw a documentary about Australia recently, and it was just like this. One of the guys didn't even know what a tree was called. Strange place
>>77094088
wew
>>77094088
thank you lord kek (pbuh)
>>77111801
>One of the guys didn't even know what a tree was called.
that's pretty weird.
we hired a guy from miami recently, and when he learned that the house we were working at had well water, he asked "how often do they have to come fill it up?".
so we told him the water comes out of the ground, he was incredulous, "AND YOU DRINK IT?"
>>77099693
That response deserved saving. Bless you Crocodile Dundee!
>>77094088
>tfw Kek visits a thread and you get to witness it
>>77094088
>Nigg
>H8tr
Get out of here racist.
>>77094133
>gascoyne coast
>good grazing
It's barely got shrubs.
It's station pastoralism.
>>77094088
Witnessing this god ID
>>77094088
And this is why we love Australia.
true blue aussie
>>77094088
oh fugg
>>77094088
AAAAAAHHHHH
>>77101717
LONG SEQUENCE REPEATING DIGITS
>>77094088
damn boi
>>77094088
>NiggH8tr
Fucking brilliant!
>>77094088
KEK WITNESSED
>>77094088
Check Them
>>77098933
the chances are 1/64^8
>>77094088
Fucking hell straya
>>77094088
posting in glorious thread
>>77094088
oh my god
>>77094088
How the fuck is this even possible!?
>>77094088
Impressive ID
