>Be American
>Get shot
>EMS arrives
>Can't swipe your American Express™ card in the debit machine fast enough
>Bleed out
>be canadian
>get BLACKED
>>77051637
ha, leaf is such a pleb he doesn't know that shit all take American express in the first place.
>>77051729
>Be American
>Get shot
>Don't have enough money to tip the surgeon
>Die
you can almost guess what flag made the OP by how retarded it is
>>77051637
>>77051909
Please sir, can I have some more?
>>77051637
>Be American
>Get shot
>Paramedics arrive
>Pull out my Discover™ card
>"Sorry, we don't take Discover™"
>Pull out my Visa™
>Nowhere to swipe
>"Do you have the chip?"
>"Oh yeah"
>Stick my card in the slot and pull it out
>"Sir, you're supposed to leave the card in"
>Do it again
>"Will this be credit or debit?"
>"Debit"
>Bleed out after I type two numbers
>>77052115
>be Canadian
>drive into a moose
>die of internal bleeding while on wait list for emergency surgery
>>77051966
its the way canadians are born, you cant change that
>Be American
>Get shot
>Applaud shooter's choice in weapons
>Get shot again
>Tip him
>Die
>>77051637
>Be Canadian
>Have Muslim defense minister
>Get a dog to suck you
>Beheaded in Sharia court
>>77051637
not even accurate
they cant even make you pay your medical bills here for emergencies
>>77051637
>debit
Should have used credit goy.
>>77052454
R.I.P my sides 1993 - 2016
>>77052855
Not watching the Cup Finals?
WifesSonBelt BTFO
>>77052374
I wish the doctors had finished strangling op at birth instead of leaving him retarded
>>77052741
There's always a bill when you're transported by ambulance. I know someone who was diabetic and my parents called 911 because he was having an attack. He grabbed a bunch of candy from the kitchen and ran out the door because he didn't want to be there when the ambulance came, because it's pricey and he knows some candy bars will fix him.
>>77051637
>be canadian
>get shot
>have pajeet or muhammad operate on you
>neither have washed their hands
>they cut out your kidney by accident
>you die
>>77053323
You just described America too, though. It's always a surgeon with a turban.
>>77051637
>facebook meme
>canadian flag
>low quality post
this is textbook faggotry
kill yourself back to India op
>>77053323
>Be American
>Get shot
>EMS driver forgot his wallet and cant enter the Toll Highway
>Bleed out
>>77053203
yea but you can just not pay it and nothing will ever happen about it except they beg you to pay
>>77051637
>be European
>walking home from mosque after mandatory 11 hour service
>"Oi you feckin wanker watch where ya goin"
>"bigot"
>get stabbed
>6 hour wait in emergency room
UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!!!! XD
>be candian
>get shot
>do nothing because if they shoot you, you win.
>>77052855
I'll admit it. My favorite part of vacationing in Florida is Publix
>>77051637
instead of acting like a cuck with no knowledge about things, at least say
>thanks Libertarianism
>Be American
That's insulting enough
>>77052224
Top fucking kek
>be american
>in possession of illegal candy
>police arrive
>get shot
>surgeon pleads first amendment and won't operate
>bleed out
>go home
>take out super secret stash of illegal sweeties
>eat a couple
>choke to death
>go to sleep
>wake up
>son comes out as gay
>progressive american accepts son's decision
>invites jamal over after school
>walk in on jamal pounding your son
>"w-whats going on here"
>"bix nood mofugga"
>get shot
>go downstairs to speak with wife
>make involuntary eye contact
>you just eye raped her
>do 25 to life
>divorce, lose car and house
>go to bed
>tyrone still pounding your son
>"MUH DICK NIGGA"
>get shot
>sleep on the sofa
>>77055763
What a ride that was
>Be Canadian
>Trudeau institutes preemptive Shariah law because if you refuse to be Islamic Islam wins.
>Quebec leaves union, massive recession Pepsi stock falls 50%.
>Aboriginals still on Welfare.
>Facing towards Mecca saying your prayers through your syrupy tears.
>>77055763
You forgot
>Recite pledge allegiance while Jamal pounds my son
>>77053450
no i didnt you fucking shill
nationalized health care systems all have doctor shortages and are importing kebabs and pajeets left and right
check out the NHS
the us has the most skilled and advanced physicians and surgeons
i would rather have an harvard doctor fix me and a big medical bill than kebab or pajeet cut me open with their third world education
>>77052224
I hate that
I always forget theres a chip
>>77051637
>Be human XDDDD
>live :DDDDDD
>DIED ;^)
>>77056119
Every single surgeon in the US is Indian m8
>>77056119
Cuba has the world's best doctors you fucking cucklord
>>77054030
kek
