>Can't ____ the Mateen
well /pol/?
>>77005035
gay peen?
whats up with his hands
>>77005035
Can't out-meme the Mateen
>>77005035
Can't prescreen mateen
cant out-spar the omar
cream the Mateen
>>77005448
All that gunpowder residue from dumping slugs into homos
>>77005035
Mentallyhill
>CAN'T SCREEN THE MATEEN (IN IMMIGRATION, BECAUSE THAT'S RACIST!)
>>77005035
Can't give peen to the Mateen
Can't be mean to Mateen
>>77005035
Can't cream the Mateen
Can't careen the Mateen
>>77005448
>>77005035
love those hands
Omar "AR in the gay bar" Mateen
Can't guillotine the Mateen
Can't screen
>>77005448
Omar's coming!
>>77006939
YEEEEEEEEEES
>>77006939
DA CHEESE STANDS ALONE
Omar "Spray the gay away" Mateen
Omar "Uncondoner of the boner" Mateen
Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
>>77005719
ID: Guy
can't careen the mateen
Omar "The American Dream" Mateen
Omar "No fan of Queen" Matten
>>77005035
Can't unseam the Mateen
>>77007572
Omar "Release the gas on the candy-ass" Mateen
Omar "Commando in Orlando" Mateen
Omar "To sodomize means neutralize" "Mateen
Omar "pounding fags with high-cap mags" Mateen
Mateen killer of the unclean
>>77005035
can't demean the Mateen
>>77007572
>Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
omfg
>this thread
Omar "Frag the Fags" Mateen
can't mujahedeen the mateen
Can't screen for the Mateen
>>77005035
He's just got Yeb-Hands
>>77006939
KEK
>>77009444
WINRAR
>>77009394
Omar "Unleash the AR in the gay bar" Mateen
Omar "Fuck the ass, eat the brass" Mateen
Omar "Orlando Obliterator" Mateen
>>77005448
JEB!?
>>77006939
this
>>77005035
Resurrect
>>77005035
CANT FLATTEN THE MATEEN
My name is Omar
I come from afar
I have a bomb in my car
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>77005035
Omar "Raise the Bar" Mateen
Cant Queen the Mateen
Cant Clean the Mateen
>>77005911
>Cant Screen the Mateen
I like this one
>>77006939
>Omar "AR in the gay bar" Mateen
This ones good
>>77005035
Can't gay bar the omar?
>>77009799
why the black hand?
was he getting a reacharound and jizzed blood?
Can't gayscene the Mateen
>>77010050
RARE
>>77009976
No... Wait
My name is Omar
I come from afar
I'll shoot up a bar
allahu ackbar
>>77007572
>Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
Fucking lol
Omar m'a tuer !
>>77007572
STOP THIS BEAT IS KILLING ME
Omar "go djibouti shooty on the homo booty" Mateen
Omar 'Lean Mean Fag Reducing Machine' Mateen
>>77005035
begin (after the old song begin the begeen)
redeem (only because it rhymes).
also, as others have noted, hardly original, new bar name change to: no pulse.
FL fag here deeply opposed to muds and their bronze age ideologies.
>>77005448
ITS OBAMA IN DISGUISE!
FALSE FLAG ALERT
FALSE FLAG ALERT
Why are they always 27 years old? Is there something magical about that age? Happens with suicides too. You know 27 club. Except it's not just rockstars, it's across the board.
>>77005035
Can't Springsteen the Mateen
Omar "like eating dick? Try my 5.56" Mateen
Can't Gaydar the Omar
>>77006939
>>77007572
My fucking sides
Can't slaughter gay teens quite like Omar Mateen.
>>77007572
>Omar "Uncondoner of the boner" Mateen
god tier
Omar "The muzzle flash of homo bash" Mateen
>>77009527
best, 100/100
Omar "fags and queens meet my AR15" Mateen
>>77007572
>Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
Omar "Degenerate Destroyer of Degeneracy" Mateen
>>77007572
>Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
>>77011035
W E W
>>77005035
Can't quarantine the Mateen
FUCKKKKKKKKK THIS IS THE WORST ATTACK SINVE 9/11 AND PEARL HARBOR BEFORE IT ON AMERICAN SOIL
]WHY ARE YOU FUCKING MEMEING SERIOUS SHIT BUDDY
>>77005035
Soundtrack for this thread:
https://youtu.be/-XNFokmDKrE
Omar "A full STANAG for every fag" Mateen
Can't quarantine the Mateen.
>>77007572
>Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
>>77006685
>>77011692
who cares it was only faggots lol
Omar "Mujahadeen for the Dancing Queen" Mateen
Omar "gargle the cum? You better run!" Mateen
>>77006939
No. I hate when idiots do shit like this. That has literally nothing to do with his name, it only rhymes with itself.
>Can't Screen the Mateen
Best
>>77005035
Omar "Clean the Kuffar" Mateen
>>77006939
THAT'S THE TICKET.
Can't cream the Mateen.
>>77012322
>OmAR
>AR
>Bar
>>77012322
Omar "It's raining men" Mateen
put the homo in the bin mateen
>>77005035
cant scar the omar
omar 50 dead min mateen
>>77005516
i like this one
This fucking thread man.
God I love the internet.
>>77010158
Omar "on the sceen, with 72 virgins" Mateen
cant .rar the omar
>>77005911
kek
pretty sneaky isis
>>77007572
>Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
This one is the indisputable winner.
>>77012322
It does rhyme nigger
>>77005035
Can't Quarantine the Mateen
>>77010296
nice
Omar "Send the lead into the homo's head" Mateen
Omar "account for the corioliss effect when shooting at the homo's head" Mateen
>>77005035
Can´t quarantine the Mateen
>>77013484
>>77014676
Fuck me. too late
omar"fiddy sent"mateen /
Omar "Suck a Cock, You Get the Glock" Mateen
Omar "roses are red, violets are blue, I like burning bundles of sticks, and I'm coming for you" Mateen
Omar "spot the homos from afar" Mateen
>Cant cream the mateen
>>77015219
>can't screen the mateen pop pop
>>77010050
I want to make a pun about your flag but I can't think of anything.
>>77005035
Arabs/muzzies need to be lined up and shot. They don't get nicks. Unworthy.
>>77010364
kek
>>77005336
Fuck it, I laughed
>>77005035
Can't REAM the Mateen.
He doesn't like gays you see
Omar "dissolution of the sexual revolution" Mateen
>>77015632
this and only this
Omar "not the pump action you were looking for" Mateen
>>77005035
Can't Mujahedeen the Mateen
Can't Ackbar the Omar
>>77012661
Underrated
Omar 'Bustin' caps in all the traps' Mateen
Omar 'emptying mags on all the fags' Mateen
>>77007572
>Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
Omar "Bullet Spray The Gay Away" Mateen
Omar "Can't Butt Blast During My Holy Fast" Mateen
Omar "flood the hood with HIV blood" Mateen
>>77016236
Good ones
>>77009999
I like these digits
Omar "leave no fag in Cafe del mar canteen" Mateen
Can't Quarantine the Mateen
Omar "From gay bar to Akbar in 30 seconds" Mateen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4
Hup shoot-em-up hup die!
Hup shoot-em-up hup die!
Hup shoot-em-up hup die!
Hup shoot-em-up hup die!
Give your life to a jihad man
He's gonna kill ya dead as he can can
Give your life to a jihad man
He's gonna kill ya dead as he can
Oh the Muslim was armed with the means to do harm
As he left all the bodies laying
(1234)
They fell to the floor as he neared Seung's high score
What a way to keep up your rating
Life in Orlando
What a heck of a night
Life in Orlando
Oh you best pray for your life
Life in Orlando
Omar was bringing the fight
On that fateful day all the faggots would say
Give your life to a jihad man
He's gonna kill ya dead as he can can
Give your life to a jihad man
He's gonna kill ya dead as he can
Oh Omar Mateen Sure lived up to his meme
When he walked in with holy intentions
(boom boom bang bang)
Rasing the ire of Appletini buyers
Doing things I dare not mention
Life in Orlando
What a heck of a night
Life in Orlando
Oh you best pray for your life
Life in Orlando
Omar was bringing the fight
On that fateful day all the faggots would say
Give your life to a jihad man
He's gonna kill ya dead as he can can
Give your life to a jihad man
He's gonna kill ya dead as he can
Saint Omar savior of spincters Mateen
Omar "M16 for the queens" Mateen
Omar "Going rogue while listening to Kylie Minogue" Mateen
Omar "Playing Fag-Tag with Extended Mags" Mateen
>>77009444
this is the only option
Omar "Lead Enema" Mateen
TEAR DA CLUB UP THUGZ
>>77010296
Right after Iftar.
Omar "Hear them scream" Mateen
>>77016845
winner
Omar "brings peace to the queens" Mateen
>>77016843
>>77005035
Can't quarantine the Mateen
Omar "Clubber" Mateen
Omar "Gayslayer" Mateen
The Commando in Orlando
Omar "LGBTBBQ" Mateen
Omar "The Gaydar" Mateen
Omar "Y-M-C-Pray" Mateen
Omar "The Unseen" Mateen
"Mateen Gun" Omar Mateen
Omar "Bear Season" Mateen
Omar "Frag the Fags" Mateen
Omar "Rainbow Warrior" Mateen
Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen
Omar "Shots Are On Me" Mateen
Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen
Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen
Omar "What Did He Mean?" Mateen
Omar " Blastin´ and Fastin´ " Mateen
Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
Omar "FUBAR The Gay Bar" Mateen
Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
Omar "50 Gays = Good Day" Mateen
Omar "One-Man Blood Drive" Mateen
Omar "Akbar at the Gay Bar" Mateen
Omar "I Just Bagged 50 Fags" Mateen
Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
Omar "Put a Mag in Every Fag" Mateen
Omar "The Fag Killing Machine" Mateen
Omar "Dump a Mag in Every Fag" Mateen
Omar "For the Glory Hole of Allah" Mateen
Omar "Make the Queer Disappear" Mateen
Omar "Wiping the Gay Club Clean" Mateen
Omar "Candy Ass Turned to Glass" Mateen
Omar "The Ass-Driller Blood-Spiller" Mateen
Omar "Blow Him Off, I Blow You Up" Mateen
Omar "Suck a Cock, Get the Glock" Mateen
Omar "Ramadam Thank You Ma'am" Mateen
Omar "Putting Fags Into Body Bags" Mateen
Omar "Can't Ram a Man on Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "Pray and Spray the Gay Away" Mateen
Omar "You Lick Bum? Die Like Scum" Mateen
Omar "Judgement Day at the Cabaret" Mateen
Omar "Every Sodomite Shot On Sight" Mateen
Omar "Lick a Dick, Get Bricked Quick" Mateen
Omar "Can't Eat Meat During Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "Empty My 9 at the Gloryhole Line" Mateen
Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen
Omar "Don't Eat Ass During My Holy Fast" Mateen
Omar "Dressed in Rags and Spraying Fags" Mateen
Omar "Think I'm Cute?, Then I Have to Shoot" Mateen
Omar "Gay Demonstration Infidel Elimination" Mateen
Omar "The Doughnut Muncher Ticket Puncher" Mateen
Omar "Adam and Steve, meet Smith and Wesson" Mateen
Omar "Stay in the Closet or You Get Put in a Casket" Mateen
Omar 'No Homo' Mateen
>>77005035
CAN'T LATRINE THE MUDSHIT MATEEN
Omar "Sodomite Slayer" Maleen
Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen.
Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
Omar "Spray the gay away" Mateen
Omar "Open Fire Into Faggots" Mallen
Omar "I love pigs" Mateen
Omar "#SAVETHEGAYSVOTETRUMP" Mateen
Omar "Lean Mean Killing Machine" Maleen
Omar "if he sucks cock he's going to get shot" Maleen.
Omar "wiping the gay club clean" Maleen
Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
Omar "The Closet Closer" Abdullah
Omar "oasis is the best band" Maleen
Omar "I got something to put in you" Maleen
Omar "Cleanin the pozz just because" Mateen
Omar "Empty my 9 at the gloryhole line" mateen
Omar "Trump will be the next US President" Mateen
Omar "putting fags in body bags" mateen?
Omar "Fags gon' fall when I shoot 'em all" Mateen
Omar "What did he mean" Mateen
Omar "Mag in a Fag" Mateen
Omar "bustin cap in traps" Mateen
Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
Omar "against faggots I use buckshot" Mateen
Omar Suck the Cock - Get the Glock Marteen
Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen
Omar'Not all muslims'Marteen
Omar "Bomb the Haram" Mateen
Omar Rainbow Warrior Mateen
Omar "Killing Rats for the Democrats" Mateen
Omar "Gaynocide Gunman" Mateen
Omar "you lick bum? die like scum" Maleen
Omar "Hide and Sihk" Sadiq
Omar "Split the Queens' Spleens" Fareen
Omar "At War with Gaybar" Fareen
Omar "Holla holla get Allah" Fareen
Omar "Empty Magazine" Fareen
Omar "Poz Load for the Road" Fareen
>>77005035
Omar "Sodomite Slayer" Maleen
Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen.
Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
Omar "Spray the gay away" Mateen
Omar "Open Fire Into Faggots" Mallen
Omar "I love pigs" Mateen
Omar "#SAVETHEGAYSVOTETRUMP" Mateen
Omar "Lean Mean Killing Machine" Maleen
Omar "if he sucks cock he's going to get shot" Maleen.
Omar "wiping the gay club clean" Maleen
Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
Omar "The Closet Closer" Abdullah
Omar "oasis is the best band" Maleen
Omar "I got something to put in you" Maleen
Omar "Cleanin the pozz just because" Mateen
Omar "Empty my 9 at the gloryhole line" mateen
Omar "Trump will be the next US President" Mateen
Omar "putting fags in body bags" mateen?
Omar "Fags gon' fall when I shoot 'em all" Mateen
Omar "What did he mean" Mateen
Omar "Mag in a Fag" Mateen
Omar "bustin cap in traps" Mateen
Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
Omar "against faggots I use buckshot" Mateen
Omar Suck the Cock - Get the Glock Marteen
Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen
Omar'Not all muslims'Marteen
Omar "Bomb the Haram" Mateen
Omar Rainbow Warrior Mateen
Omar "Killing Rats for the Democrats" Mateen
Omar "Gaynocide Gunman" Mateen
Omar "you lick bum? die like scum" Maleen
Omar "Hide and Sihk" Sadiq
Omar "Split the Queens' Spleens" Fareen
Omar "At War with Gaybar" Fareen
Omar "Holla holla get Allah" Fareen
Omar "Empty Magazine" Fareen
Omar "Poz Load for the Road" Fareen
Omar "unleash the peen" Mateen
Omar "Fag Flayer of Fallujah" Mateen
Omar "AK the gays" Mateen
Omar " Graveyarding gays for days" Mateen
>>77007572
You are fucking hilarious
>>77010812
Prime quarterlife-crisis age.
My name is Omar
I come from Afar
I shoot up a Gay Bar
Allahu Akbar!
No seriously my name is Omar...
>>77006939
Bless you
>>77007572
>Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
my sides are kill
>>77005035
Gaybar Omar
Can't obscene the Mateen!
>>77018083
Omar "see a gay, let it spray" Mateen
>>77006939
Stolen from another thread:
Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen
Omar "think Im cute?, then I have to shoot" Mateen
Omar "can't eat meat during Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "don't eat ass during my holy fast" Mateen
Omar "candy ass turned to glass" Mateen
Omar "the penetrator, no homo" Mateen
Omar "Put away that peen or get a bullet in you spleen" Mateen
Omar "tossing grenades at pride parades" Mateen
Omar "Putting fags into body bags" Mateen
Omar "emptying my glock on those who like cock" Mateen
Omar 'stay in the closet or you get put in a casket' Mateen
Omar "lick a dick, get bricked quick" Mateen
Omar "Koran says it's a no no so gays have got to go go" Mateen
Omar "Make the queer disappear" Mateen
Omar "spray the gay away" Mateen
Omar "put a mag in every fag" Mateen
Omar ''Suck a cock, get the glock'' Maleen
Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen
Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
Omar "if he sucks cock he's going to get shot" Mateen.
Omar "wiping the gay club clean" Maleen
Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen
Omar "I got something to put in you" Maleen
Omar "Empty my 9 at the gloryhole line" mateen
Omar "Fags gon' fall when I shoot 'em all" Mateen
Omar "What did he mean" Mateen
Omar "bustin cap in traps" Mateen
Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
Omar "It's raining lead on the fags giving head" Mateen
Omar "you lick bum? die like scum" Mateen
Omar "not a real Muslim" Mateen
Omar "Frag the Fags" Mateen
>>77017718
Well at least its not Ahmed or Muhammed.
>>77018611
dad name is mohammad and i will name my son muhammad since grandpa name is omar.
i must complete the Legacy and not bring shame to my ancestor. this is going for the 4 Generation.
>This thread
>Wondering how 9/11 would have been on /new/ or /pol/
>>77019094
My Iranian friend's name is Mahdi.
Is that a common Muslin nane or is it Persian?
>>77019216
We would all be cumming in our fucking chairs, way too much shit happened so fast.
>>77019216
Something like when ISIS blows a dirty bomb somewhere eventually.
>>77019276
Only Shia could name this to their sons.
Omar "Quit Sharing your Peen" Mateen
>>77007572
>>77005035
Can't Jimmy Dean The Mateen.
>>77019509
This
Wtf man
Can't ream the Mateen
Omar "No eating ass during my fast" Mateen
Omar "Here To Bury Every Fairy" Mateen
Omar "Manic at the Disco!" Mateen
Omar "Sharia don't like it Bomb the Casbah, Bomb the Casbah" Mateen
>>77018481
mfw
Omar "High jinks on twinks" Mateen
Omar "Instill fear into queer" Mateen
>>77019638
>>77019509
Yeah he's Shia, based ass nigga too.
Why is it so strange?
Omar "Curing HIV with my .223" Mateen
>>77019638
3 Famous Names shia name their son of:
Ali
Hassan
Hussein.
3 Famouse Sunni Names Sunnis name their son of:
Ahmad
Mohammad
Omar.
>>77019926
idk man.
Can't assfuck the Mateen
>>77020300
Can't put the peen in Mateen
>>77020064
Lost it
>>77014801
I like it
>>77005035
can't pusheen the mateen
Can't Fubar the Omar
>>77019373
>>77019466
>Be American
>Get blown up by Planes
>>77005035
can't out clean the mateen
Omar “this rounds on me “ Mateen
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clbu02jAiws
>>77005448
looks like its a shoop
>>77020864
>be American
>get to work
>a fucking plane crashes into my office
>die in the rubble
You can't make this shit up
Can't cretin the Mateen
Can't pin the Mateen
Can't mujahedeen the Mateen
Can't bin the Mateen
Can't pre-teen the Mateen (or maybe he can because he's a muslim)
What a shitty name to do rhymes.
Omar "We're here, takbir, get used to it" Mateen
>>77005035
Omar "suck on this" Mateen
Omar "Feeding Maggots with Faggots" Mateen
>>77019726
lulz
>>77006939
nice
>>77021708
Cant hate the mateen
Cant blame the mateen
Cant have analsex with the mateen
>>77021466
>be american
>go to work
>get a plane rammed in your office building
>take your children to kindergarden
>get blown
>walk in DC
>get shot
>smoke pot
>get 20 years
>go to school
>get shot (and indoctrinated)
>go to the movies
>get shot
>watch tv
>get brainwashed
>sleep
>get kidnapped by ayys
>be white
>get your identity trashed
>be black
>get shot (by blacks)
>get on a space shuttle
>it blows
>get on a space shuttle again
>it blows again
>live near coast
>get hurricaned
>live in the interior
>get tornadoed
>>77019094
/sg/ reporting in
>>77009444
>>77009727
nigger what are you doing
>>>/b/
>>77020113
Brarrak Hussein Obama's a Shit-ite? Fuck. I thought it was bad enough that he was a traitorous faggot but now I know he's a traitorous faggot shiite.
>nobody posted "Can't heem the Mateen" yet
bit disappointed t bh lads
>>77005035
Can't out heem the Mateem
>>77022681
Kek, this country really is fucked up
>>77019216
Fags getting killed isn't the same as ordinary businessmen getting killed. These fuckers deserved to die.
>>77021731
kekek
>>77005035
Imagine if him and Dylan roof had been bros. Dead liberals and niggers everywhere.
How can the far right unite with Islam? It would be an unstoppable force. It's a shame Muslims won't work with non Muslims.
>>77022681
Hey, don't say anything bad about our tornadoes. They're awesome. Although some relative of mine died in that one tornadoe that hit a few years ago in Missouri.
>>77006939
>>77006939
>>77006939
DING DING DING
We have a winner.
>>77018481
Also very good.
>>77012661
quality
OC incoming
Omar"can't cum? Sit on my gun"mateen
>>77005336
Caught me of guard and imagined it with a stupid leaf accent. I laughed.
>>77016069
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>77005035
Mateen the bullet canteen
>you got served
>>77005035
Them hands tho...
Omar "Gay Parade Crusade" Mateen
Omar "50 Dead in the Tool Shed" Mateen
Omar "Anal annihilator-annihilator" Mateen
>>77005035
Can't protect your spleen from Mateen