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JUST CONFIRMED:God King Barrack Hussein Obama will be making a statement on the shooting


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JUST CONFIRMED:

God King Barrack Hussein Obama will be making a statement on the shooting in 30 minutes at approximately 1:30 PM Eastern

We wait here patiently for his comments and we take bets on the content of his message, I will begin

>We cannot alienate our Muslim American community
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Don't jump to conclusions blah blah blah, not all the facts blah blah blah, common sense gun control blah blah blah, not all Muslims blah blah blah, ififififififififififif twitter hate and bigots blah blah blah
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>Donald Trump would have you believe...
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>if if if if if if if if if we ban assault weapons
>if if if if if if if if if we ignore anti-muslim okey doke
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S T I C K Y
T
I
C
K
Y
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>>76982422
>NOW is the time for gays and Muslims to come together.
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>>76982422
>inb not all muslims
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>>76982422
O K E Y D O K E
K
E
Y
D
O
K
E
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Don't ever let a tragedy go to waste when you can use it for your agenda.
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>>76982422
Cool AR omar.
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>>76982422
He's going to pull a Budd Dwyer and lead by example. Never let a crisis go to waste.
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>>76983201
"Guns are tearing oppressed minorities apart. It's a clear and obvious fact."
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>>76984252
i-i-i-i-i-i-if we b-b-b-b-b-an assault weapons w-w-w-w-w-WE won't have this t-t-t-t-t-ype of OKIE-DOKE
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WE CANNOT BLAME A RELIGION
THAT IS NOT WHO WE ARE

>ps blame guns fuck whitey
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>>76982422
"Islam is a religion of peace"
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2 minute warning
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>certain candidates inciting hate and violence
>sensible gun control
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Religion of of of of of okie doke
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link pls
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>>76986445
fuckin lol, religion of okie-doke

>>76986521
I dunno, i'm wathching on TV maybe some anon has a welfare link
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>>76982422
if if if if if if if if if if if if he does who will he throw under the bus, the victims or the Muslim?
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link where
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WE, UH, NEED TO, UHHH, BAN GUNS
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>Islam is the religion of peace, thank you all very much.
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>>76986521
oh hey, i just googled it and got this

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live
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>>76982422

He will coronate a blessed Holy executive order to repeal the 2nd amendment then he will coronate a Second blessed Holy executive order to document all non-Muslim Americans to protect the Muslims.
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>We've seen in past the attacker shouting the phrase "allah ackbar" (british accent)

Can't make this shit up
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IFIFIFIFIFIFIF
IF
IF
IF WE IF WE
IF
IF
IF
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>>76986934
>https://www.whitehouse.gov/live
>already late
confirmed for running on colored time
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He will say that diversity is America's greatest strength.

And i will laugh
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>post yfw obongo is assassinated during the speech
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>>76987525
>King Spook runs on CPT


BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING

>KABC: SUSPECT WITH ARSENAL ARRESTED AT LA GAY PRIDE PARADE WHILE IN POSSESSION OF ASSAULT WEAPONS AND EXPLOSIVES

IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>76987949
let me get a chair.
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>>76987458
*if
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>>76987949
>>76987949
>>76987949
http://www.latimes.com/la-me-ln-gay-pride-la-weapons-20160612-snap-story.html

FUCK, WHY DID THEY STOP HIM
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Trump is probably going to speak at the same time and steal his air time. No one cares about Obama on his way out when Trump is on his way in.
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>>76982422

> #NotAllMuslims
> multiculti is hood
> ififififififififif
> Stump the Trump
> okeydokey
> woman president
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>>76988671

Good *
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Link?
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>obongo enters the stage with weedman at his side
>obama stands and stares out at the crowd
>he opens his mouth and says gun control
>the crowd goes wild
>weedman wets his pants with excitement
>obongo says ramadan kareem and walks off stage
>weedman licks the carpet where obama stood and then begins praying to allah
>the whole crowd shouts allahu ackbar
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>>76988768
>https://www.whitehouse.gov/live


God damn okie-doke nigger
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>>76987458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwSyn3JrL9k
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>Let me make the record clear: the Muslim community does not condone this lone man's actions in any way whatsoever
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Every liberal online is already blaming gun ownership for this.

Obama will blame gun ownership for this.

You guys are fucked.
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LIVESTREAM, NIGGERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wCQDVdPq3I

PLACE YOUR BETS FOR REATRDED STATEMENTS
>This wasn't the fault of islam
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>>76989221
Good one.
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>>76988884

darn.
i was hoping bammer would fuck weedman in the ass.
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>Scheduled for 1:30pm
>almost 2pm already

Looks like Barry is on ole' CP time. Probably smoking a cig out back with Michelle and talking about her codpiece
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>>76988322
so edgy
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>Today.........we are all gay Americans
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>>76990777
>edgy

Back to faggit homo
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>he's almost 30mins late
Come on nigger
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WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING LGBT COMMUNITY? DEATH TO ANYONE NOT STRIAGHT
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its UP
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>>76982422
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KING NIGGER IS ABOUT TO COME OUT!!!!!!

>RELIGION OF PACE
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MILQUETOAST MULATTO
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Happening!!!

PLACE BETS NOOOW!
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>>76982422
>He does not represent the muslim community, they're a religion of peace
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>>76991094
Hi Serbia
I know we hate each other but I just want to say I love you senpai
t. Tonibler
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>>helps trump
>>helps brexit
>>protects society from 50 HIV carriers
>>gets killed in last stand to avoid costly trial
>>will get muslims killed sooner

Top kek
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>NO DEFINITIVE JUDGEMENT ON MOTIVE
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>Reddit in hellfire
>Multiple killing / potential threads.
>POTUS Meeting.

I am the comfiest right now, Who else is with me?
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>a place of solidarity and empowerment
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SOMETHING SOMETHING LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ COMMUNITY IS FULL OF GUD BOYS WHO GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS

THEY COULD HAVE BEEN MY SONS
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HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!

BAN DEM GUNS
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>IN A SCHOOL
>IN A MOVIE THEATER
>OR IN A NIGHT CLUB
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>I could be playing golf on the taxpayers dime instead of dealing with this shit
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Not a word about Islam! NOT A FUCKING WORD.
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Which God should we pray to? Allah?
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>30 minutes late to his own speech
>just finished fucking my government groupies
>sorry for the people dead
>thank you police for your help
>sorry for the inconvenience
>god bless America
>peace out USA!

And nothing was accomplished.
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>wait 29 minutes for a 3 minute speech
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If we had banned gays this would never have happened
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>>76993543
gayest comment ever
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>Omar acted stupidly
>Some folks got got
>If my children were gay they would look like this, and if they were Muslim they would look like that
>say no to guns and trump
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>>76991833

Sipping my coffee and watching liberals tear themselves apart trying to find any way to blame this on Heterosexual White Male Americans who don't use their guns for violence.

It's beautiful.
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>>76982422
>If i had a boyfriend he'd be just like those kids shot in orlando
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