What the fuck is happening to the site?
>>76908115
>russian banned
>warrant canary gone
>site service intermittent
>rumors for weeks now of impending shutdown.
Whelp, was nice. Bye /pol/acks
>
>>76908115
What do you mean?
>>76908115
shillsshillseverywhere.png
Fucking your mom Hahaha
>>76908115
MEMETICS
PRAISE KEK
>>76908115
We fought a long hard battle. But we will see vikkktory one day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCjZHf3Xvss
/pol/ saved me from degeneracy.
Please /pol/ dont die.
Hiroyuki is the final target of the meme war, if he can stand strong we will control the hearts and minds of the entire digital generation forever.
The silent war has begun, with silent weapons and the newest slavery to keep the people poor and stupid. This is the new order and we are fighting it.
>>76908197
Hillary found out about us, didn't she?
In a week police will find /pol/ dead in a broom closet from an apparent suicide with four gunshot wounds to the head.
>>76908197
I'm lost. What happened recently? I knew about Russia being banned, but not the other shit.
>>76909072
It's all over now.
>>76908989
>four gunshot wounds to the head.
*four gunshot wounds to the BACK of the head
SELL YOUR RARE PEPES
SELL
SELL
SELL
>>76908115
It's too late. Shutting us down won't stop our victory.
It's time to start spilling the magic into real life.
IRL memes require greater subtlety and special emphasis.
>>76909813
we're going into overdrive?
>>76909697
NEVER!
Silly burger.
>FBI realizes 4chan has found something of great power
>shuts it down
you stupid kekcucks never learn do you?
>>76910013
Jesus?
>>76909904
Can't let what we've learned here go to waste.
Memetics have become too powerful, it has to be shut down.
You fools underestimate meme magic. We've harnessed something with enough power to give Donald Trump a legitimate shot at becoming THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA IN 2016.
I think few of us actually appreciate the magnitude of this. In our older years we will look back upon these days in awe.
>>76908197
Russia isn't banned, I just saw one on /sg/
>>76910461
they can ask to be whitelisted on IRC.
The FBI has stopped nothing.
>>76910013
The best part is that we don't even know wtf it is we found that is so powerful. Just like a bunch of fucking autists
Why were the Russians banned?
>>76908115
Low IQ beat fag posts just like always.
>>76910551
I doubt they'd say yes if almost the whole country is """banned"""
Ah yeah guys after 12 or 13 years now of this site being up, NOW it's being shutdown. Not after thousands of people have been harassed, doxed, sent dildos and pizzas, Tom Green's show literally being cucked, people killing themselves and others and posting it here, cheese pizza, etc.
Yeah, NOW is when they will shut it down.
Are you guys retarded?
>>76910699
hahahaha Tom Green
There has been a lot more shit threads than normal today.
Also why the fuck did GookMoot change the pic on the main page to something normie tier?
And why the fuck has the site been going down?
And what was up with all those Russians from 2chan coming here?
>>76910603
What are we missing from Red Ivan and his Bolshevik Clique?
>>76908115
>Month of year: June
It's simple. Summer. Come back in August if you're going to sperg out about it.
>>76908197
Russia is no longer banned and 4chan never had a warrant canary newfriend.
>>76910699
That just means whatever we've found is bigger than any of that
>>76910576
>The FBI has stopped nothing.
Technically true.
>It has been 8 hours and people still haven't noticed that they're now all in their very own safe spaces, not talking to real people any longer, but instead talking to bots, and bots only, which they'll further train from here on.
>>76910699
>owning Tom Green was some sort of crime
r u gay?
I like how Tom owned himself, completely failed to be "the next Johnny Carson" (what a fucking idiot), stole all kinds of kickstarter-ish money for his garbage new internet show, and now just slimes around the country doing terrible "stand up" in an attempt to get laid because the LA whores stopped boning him/knowing who he was.
>>76908115
Its improving
>>76910825
4chan's warrant canary is an exclamation point after all my sentences! If one is missing, then you know you're fucked.
Recently we got a nice DDOS attack by some kremlins and they got banned.
Warrant canary died as well. Check the front banter. Even though we have always been watched by the feds: now information is more than likely being handed over.
We are being shut down. We have become to powerful. We literally meme'd a candidate into the presidency. Hillary and the establishment "party" members are flipping out. You know what to do. God speed with all you anons, it has been a good run.
>>76910699
>implying they won't fuck with a major problem for shillary's campaign
this board and site is a thorn in the side of anyone trying to fuck shit up for everyone, and they know it.
>>76910881
t-that would explain the uptick of paranoid happening threads desu
It's copying me
>>76911222
>It's copying me
>222
whatever it is its letting you know
>>76908197
This is why I hate /pol/. Rumormongering and stupid speculative shit always becomes fact around here.
>>76911222
Really? Wow. That would explain the uptick of paranoid happening threads desu
It's copying me. Too!
>inb4 singularity, mate
>>76910881
>bots
You seem to be forgetting something, anon.
>>76911415
4chan never had a warrant canary
>>76911340
>>76911428
We're in a room made entirely out of mirrors lads
>>76910940
aahahahha oh god, I just checked up on Tom
He's been begging his twitter followers to help him get a show on Netflix so he can be relevant again. He has a podcast that gets 100 downloads an episode.
He started a fucking petition. He's not making some high-quality pilot that would entice Netflix to give him a show, no, a fucking petition. WITH 26 SIGNATURES. The "TG ARMY" as he calls it, is 26 strong.
He constantly talks shit about Trump too.
Mark my words, kek will strike Tom down with tragedy soon. Perhaps a barrel will be involved.
>>76910585
It's just a joke you spaz
>>76908115
>>76908197
is /4-ChonDOTnet/ still around at least?
>>76911042
Apparently anti-Russia Russians are trying to use memetics to turn perception against Russia.
Notice the sudden popularity of Russia hate threads.
>>76911507
Eh... :^ )
I WAS LITERALLY SENT AN EMAIL ABOUT MY INVOLVEMENT ON 4CHAN
I'M FUCKING OUT
>>76910551
Someone from a Russian forum linked a bunch of bydlos to a thread earlier and they could all post fine
>>76911715
>out
not before posting it
>>76910603
Somebody was attacking the site and most of the IPs were coming from Russia so they just firewalled off the entire country as a temporary fix.
>>76910757
>>76910699
Please explain the tom green thing
>>76908115
maybe its time for a little DANGER?
>>76911715
I WAS JUST VISITED BY 2 MEN IN BLACK AND THEY DROPPED A GIANT 700 PAGE LOG OF MY POSTS AT MY FEET AND SAID, "You rule breh, keep up the good work," and gave me a bag of Wurther's Originals.
Thanks guys!
>>76911977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3-a0ggHKD8
He's even more deserving of trolling now.
>>76911990
FUCK YEAH NSAFBICIADEAATFDOJDOD BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONEONELEVENNIGGERS
OH FUCK WHERED THE HAMAS ATTACK THREAD GO????????????
>>76908197
>tfw Trump wins but we can't celebrate together because the site is kill
Okay. Let's say this site gets shut down, where should we go? This can't die, there is way too much on the line.
>>76912534
As if we'd tell you, you damn undercover shill.
>>76912534
Why is everyone thinking we're gonna get shut down? Because we made some memes?
>>76908115
Who is this """"4chan""""?
>>76912677
/x/ crossposters I assume
>>76912492
were is it pol?????????
>>76908115
JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
>>76912958
Hello, please delete this image.
The front fell off.
>>76912753
Internet Hate Machine.
>>76909072
How is russia banned? I saw russian posters just now. One even made a thread
>>76913269
It was temporary ban,
Literally nothing. Stop panic shilling, faggot.
>>76912958
Fuck, I seem to remember a screencap story that went with this but it eludes me
>>76911977
Get a load of this newfag.
>>76913889
it got 18 replies then poof not in the archives where is it ? has it begun
>>76912534
We'd probably go to Reddit or 9gag. Those are hella ep*c sites.
>>76910812
>Isle of Man
What the fuck?
>>76912492
They threw up the thread for the false flag attack scheduled to happen to Israel tomorrow to early.
P.S. Mister Mossad if you come to kill me let me finish my spaghettios first please.
>>76912492
You don't lose a thread you fucking whoopsie, it's not your phone it's a webpage in your history
>>76908197
>warrant canary gone
Why do retards keep saying this?
>>76914833
epic trole alarmists latched onto
>>76914759
you make 0 sense
catalog when thread was killed
f5 gone
>>76915028
Don't tell me you don't have 4chanx
Just post the thread link from your browser history
>>76914632
fuck
>>76915198
im a fucking leaf i can barely operate snowmobile
>>76915330
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/76911105/#76911105
Oh wow literally 2 seconds searching
>2014
Thanks for wasting my time leaf
>>76915330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6JklnB9eMo
OMG LE ROCKETS
>>76915424
>Thanks for wasting my time leaf
back to sheep fucking i take it?
if the site does get kill its because you faggots helped russia bomb brown people.
Praise KEK
>yfw you boot up 4chan.exe one day only to discover it's been temporarily shutdown
Hello fellow "anons"! I'm just a regular 4channer like you and would like to hear about your illegal deeds. It'll be fun!
DO NOT TRUST ANYONE
HUGE ANTI-RUSSIA PRO-SHILLARY ATTACK ON ALL WEB RESOURCES IS GOING ON
DO NOT TRUST ANYONE
Shills everywhere
Be alert
>>76908115
test
>>76910825
>calling anyone new
Fuck off turdhuffer newfag
>>76912534
atechan
>>76912534
420chan or 7chan. Both are exactly like 4chan with less people.
>>76910812
RARE DESU
save me
>>76914302
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR1TUXBdYCQ
>>76908115
I think is related with this the FBI presence.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/voice-singer-christina-grimmie-shot-after-florida-concert-n590161
Just like:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3256735/Don-t-school-tomorrow-northwest-Disturbing-warning-message-appears-4Chan-night-shooting-Oregon-college.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ulWoO7g9Q&sns=tw
>>76908488
nice dubs
heil
>>76909904
We passed overdrive when the chinks wouldn't break their stock market for us.
>>76908197
Good and I hope that the taint that this board has created gets removed as well
>>76908197
Shill
Meme Magic will end up backfiring on /pol/ according to the laws of korean kartoons
>>76910812
I like my steaks the same as my flags, RARE.
>>76913269
Ruskies were banned for like 30 minutes. The site's gone down randomly for a little while the past few nights too.
Invest in DNS now, people
>>76910812
SAVED
A
V
E
D
>>76916802
This one time, at concentration camp...
>>76917886
this
And stop talking about it, don't let the shills follow us there
>>76916802
I know british anons don't have tv licenses but they got tvs
>>76911547
We destroyed him once, but he was one of us before we existed, so we would have returned him to glory.
But he shit talks Trump, so fuck him. Stay JUST cunt.
>>76908197
They say if you believe enough in a meme that you'll eventually transcend into one.
>>76912534
7, 711, Cripple, one of the other hundreds of Chans. Of course, just like the Boxxy Civil Wars they'll crash under the traffic pressure in minutes.
Stop worrying friend, /4chan/ isn't being raided or attacked by numerous organizations in an attempt to slide actual content.
Stop worrying friend, /4chan/ isn't being raided or attacked by numerous organizations in an attempt to slide actual content.
>tfw old enough to remember when 4chan going down was a constant, regular thing.
Especially when that Swedish pedophile used to DDoS it to hell and back and made us get captcha.
>>76919732
>>76919733
SHUT IT DOWN
>>76908210
It's been this way for months... Years even. Jews won't leave us in peace.
>>76919763
holy shit it's been ages.
I've been here that long.
shit.
>>76910812
RARE!
>>76919763
almo kim
Hopefully this shithole gets shut down once and for all
>>76909918
we meet again swiss frog,
I remember telling you about eating a frog
thoughts?
>>76919583
>>76908207
When somebody makes a claim and you keep seeing a different reality, you know is a honest and holy person.
Just like jesus the saviour, since I'm a demon, I have it on good authority that he was actually kicked from hell and not the other way arround, so now he speaks evils from hell, as if heaven was the place where the universe came from.
Because names mean fuckall if they aren't backed by actions, and cool as fuck things don't have why to be evil.
>>76920476
Wat
>>76920474
makes you think huh
Like the swarm won't converge on another chan or whatever.
It's typical of them to worry about the site. The site means nothing, fucknuggets.
They don't understand at all.
>>76920602
Jesus was the devil all along, hell is not a bad place. A guy whose spirit is in child raping priests who happens to preach to not touch your penis is not a trustworthy person.
>>76920723
Has anybody here seen an actual demon of Satan or mere claims? How did that demon of Satan demonstrate his identity?
This is very simple, you say "Save me Satan", with your mouth, and I assure you that an evil creature would ignore you in hopes the actual God dooms you, because you would be destroying yourself, but if that very moment you are made known that your soul is safe, a thing that doesn't happen with jesus, you can just go be merry about it.
And we're more understanding of liking fucking in hell than they are in heaven, a place that totally exists.
>>76920913
spain pls stop roleplaying
schizophrenia ain't no joke kids
>>76921184
I am merely spewing lies, like that ordained priests receive the holy spirit and then proceed to rape children and partake into burning of people alive.
And if you keep bringing me to 4chan to hear me say holy and good things, I will keep saying this.
So if you are going to keep claiming schizophrenia, make it true and do take care of the infirm, as I must be very wrong in my claims.
Because one thing are threats from holy people, and then there's reality of what actually happens.
>>76912534
sampson option, we ruin the whole internet
>>76914302
>What the fuck?
LEG WHEEL!
>>76920913
>Has anybody here seen an actual demon of Satan or mere claims?
>>76921231
that ain't no argument
>>76908115
/pol/ needs to die, it's been corrupted into an autistic and cancerous board filled with false-flagging, Eurotrash and cuckposting
faggot risk threads
