Now lets give a big warm welcome to the FBI, welcome to our familial board my government friends!
Did we piss Mitt off?
>>76905779
why thank you, fellow civilian.
>>76905779
Fbi has been here for years.
If you never walked up to a black suv full of men in ties sitting outside your apartment and offer them lemonade then you probably aren't being watched.
This board is a legitimate businessmens association. Pay no attention to bulging brown envelope i hand you when we shake hands.
WE
>>76906364
Hey, got any of that cheese pizza I've been hearing about?
>>76906397
>tfw never got invited by the feds for a talk
why live
>>76906477
Are gay.
WUZ
FBI = feminine boy inspectors
>>76905779
Fuck the government. Kiss my ass, NSA
>>76906543
They're all real tough men until the handcuffs go on.
>>76905779
wouldnt it be unsafe for them to be here? all those dank memes could redpill them.
>>76906518
Isn't the internet magic? I'm reading dank memes written by a guy exactly in the opposite side of the earth
>>76906501
tfw you wish the fbi was investigating you because nobody has cared that much about you before
>>76906589
Fuck off. I'm not afraid of the government. What are they going to do? Arrest me?
excellent. -mr. burns-
>>76905779
We know you FBI faggots are under the ever watching eye of King Nigger. We promise the stranglehold will be lifted under T.
EAT A DICK FBI. FUCK YOU FUCKS.
F U C K YOU C U N T S
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>>76906603
iirc they are injected liquid bluepill while they're watching us in order to stay safe.
My brother works for the FBI btw
>>76906493
please take a seat, over there
>>76906686
doubt it, you probably have to write some trigger words to get them to monitor us. like shooting, school and tomorrow
>>76906692
FBI = Fuck Bois Incorporated
The FBI must have given up on this place a long time ago. They know we don't go outside...
Fbi has on 4chan since atleast 2007, fuck them they are jew puppets anyways
>>76906603
>those dank memes could redpill them.
if redpill sets in they go to CIA
>>76905779
I'm thinking of applying to be an FBI special agent. I don't have 3 years of full time work experience though (I just graduated). Anyone here ever apply? It honestly sounds like one of my dream jobs. I'm a littler nervous about the physical part, because if you wash out it says you won't be allowed to apply or work for the FBI ever again which seems harsh. I'm no fatty but I'm not super fit.
>>76906501
I never got bagged and vanned. Just surveiled. Only fbi interviews i did were for my clearences. Those were fairly cordial. And so were the surveilance team. They didn't take the lemonade and said they weren't moving but were pretty darn polite about it.
>>76905779
Why come after us and not Hillary? Is she not the real criminal?
>>76905779
I hope the FBI realizes that will be sucked in just the rest of us. They are on the edge of a cliff and there is no way back after jumping off.
So welcome and ONE OF US.
>>76906692
if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear
Hi FBI mans.
Are you guys the ones contracting penal battalions and instigating the false flags? Or is that the CIA?
How deeply have they infiltrated you?
Are you watching the F.&A.M, or are you owned by them?
What is this picture of?
Shits automated.
If you were a real threat your internet would be disconnected and then you'd have 8 seconds to run or your door gets busted down guns blazing.
>>76906667
Keep running your mouth and you'll find out, boy.
>>76906493
Cheesy pizza plz proxy fags
>>76907095
I'm not afraid of a government that can't even make a jet fighter correctly
Hi FBI
I am but a simple shitposter
/pol/ is a board of peace
the violent hateful posters do not represent /pol/
>>76907036
>believing the cuckerment is that competent
FBI plz
>>76905779
Just so our newest members know, we are a Board of Peace.
Furthermore, you should shove off and leave us alone or we'll fucking kill you. :V
The FBI is only here to build up their meme warfare division with field research. They don't need to stakeout your parents house for that.
>>76907154
Better watch out or they'll make you test fly it
>>76905779
Hello, this is FBI Agent Ted Pickles of the FBI's 4chan Division, subgroup /pol/.
This thread is currently being monitored by our experts in the field, and I would ask that you please refrain from dabbling in meme magicks beyond your comprehension as the side-effects of such actions could be well, unknown.
Thank you, and have a good day. We are always watching.
>fbi is watching 4chan
>there have been over several shooting sprees which where connected to 4chan posts this half decade or so
Yet the FBI kikes never caught before they acted, why is that?
>>76907248
Yeah? You promise?
>>76907095
Suck a dick, pig.
>>76907036
Not how they do. First they leverage people who know you, then they start patterning you...
WE
WUZ
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SHIIIEEEEET
FBI still has a couple patriots in it, a few of them keep investigating Shillary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zFAvzf0Mv0
>>76907230
Remember the last time you deleted your cp folder because you felt bad?
It took you more than 8 seconds to delete it.
>>76907296
some of you guys are alright
don't go to /pol/ tomorrow
What happens when the FBI, CIA and NSA are all in the same thread?
>>76907296
Almost as if the FBI has a history of encouraging and enabling marginal misanthropes to commit acts they wouldn't have carried out on their own. Why is that?
>>76907511
a gay threesome occurs
>>76907018
>WARNING: KILL-SWITCH MIMETIC AGENT DETECTED
DO NOT VIEW.
VIEW PROVIDE COUNTER PICTURE FOR EXPOSURE TREATMENT
You guys gonna help us get Hillary arrested?
We know you wanna :)
>>76905779
hey fellas, how's things
ramses a. bear still driving a bug up your ass? well you know if you're not doing anything wrong, you don't have anything to worry about.
fred would like to see you guys at appleseed more. you should be teaching your kids how to shoot, and how not to become the hessians.
dutchman leaves soon; you might want to go pay respects.
dees will retire without warning you in advance. i hope you know that. he turns 80 this year so expect it.
p.s. please give ares back their stuff, ok? and please don't mess around with cody wilson he's real smart and he'll just one-up you back and then all the ATF will be blaming you for costing them their entire department
>>76907605
John has a long mustache.
The chair is against the wall.
>>76907605
oh fuck its this fag
time to decipher his ramblings
>>76907605
What about agent Cody Banks?
Any Mormons in this thread?
>>76907655
The glass is half-full and the rest of the world is thirsty.
Those cucks can die of dehydration.
>>76905779
how do i into right wing death squads /pol/? I'm a chem major and my current employment affords me access to certain restricted compounds and precursors which i would be willing to procure for the right cause
Hi friends, I know you're paying special attention to me. Easy code to figure out if you know my personal details:
IADNIGMAFPXR IAMV Z XDOBDFAHRPMDLJIF
>>76907655
>>76907716
>>76907720
for your edification, find dan shea, john brown, and andy traver.
So whats with the two FBI threads today? Did someone mess with football again?
...and you still don't know who dees' elohim city informant is, do you? i wish i did.
>>76907888
nice hitler trips brah
>>76905779
A van just pulled up out front. Be right back...
>>76907511
I would totally have a threesome with an FBI and CIA agent.
>>76907655
WOLVERINES!
>>76906977
"Nothing to hide nothing to fear"
Orwellian
Its called the 4th amendment.
>>76905779
INDICT HILLARY!
Fbi here just a heads up we're mostly here for dank meme as for we know this is all satire
>>76908308
subtle nsa admission is subtle
>>76908485
>>76908487
fucking nice try fbi
>>76908485
>>76908487
this is spooky
>>76908655
Get danked on FBI. Also, check em.
ABOLISH THE FBI
ABOLISH THE FED
DESTROY THE FBI
>>76908655
>looking for international intelligence on a burger creative writing board
Shiga dick.
>>76908485
>>76908487
Yeah, what they said.
>>76908485
>>76908701
>>76908783
For those of you wondering it was two posts that had proper punctuation and spelling, zero grammatical errors and the exact same message letter for letter stating.
"The FBI has more important things to focus on."
The posts were only two seconds apart.
What a coincidence!
Everything I've said here im 100% fucking serious about.
>Government should be afraid
>Good people should not be afraid
>Go fuck yourselves
>>76908783
>>76908701
Are the government bots losing it?
>>76906625
>>76909122
>>76905779
I'm wondering something. Could the site have gone down because of someone in russia and that's why russia got range banned?
>>76909279
>>76909160
Yup I'm out. Good night y'all
>>76909279
Thank you, perfect for documentation.
>76909122
The FBI has more important issues to focus on.
>>76909122
The FBI has more important issues to focus on.
>>76907287
>This thread is currently being monitored by our experts in the field
is there grass in that field?
hey FBI
can i get a rimjob
>this is literally going to be logged into some random data/server building
>>76906859
And sell drugs to US citizens to fund illegal wars?
>>76909479
>>76909481
>>76906887
Why were you under surveillance?
>FBI investigates me
>finds out how big of a loser I am
FUCK. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
Welcome, welcome. The House of Kek loves and embaces you with open arms
Look ma, I'm shitposting on the internet.
>>76905779
> I affirm that everything that I have or will post is satire
>>76909574
>And sell drugs to US citizens to fund illegal wars?
well I don't imagine any actual CIA people actually sell the drugs, they just watch other people sell the drugs, threaten them and then make sure they know where the money goes
and it's not specific to drugs, anything that has high revenue they look at.
>>76905779
no need to be an ass about it. theyre just dudes doing their jobs.
>>76909279
>>76909590
He's one of the resident multi-posters, nothing spooky.
>>76909896
Just trying to keep the trains running on time. Making sure the gas is there.
>>76907442
Those fucking cucks are sitting on their hands as the white race disintegrates. Obviously they don't give a shit.
>>76909797
I'm just disappointed they don't care about my group sex meme magic idea
just like everyone else, too selfish to think about magical things while jerking off to probably arousing images
>>76906834
i have this false hope that the fbi will fist shillary in all her theiving holes simultaneously... meanwhile she is probably is cigar fucking and giving the reach around to the 800+ agents picking apart her servers...wonder whats is lie to hand out 1000 payoffs all at once to every hog in the trough? she must feel like an overused atm by now...
>>76909953
This poster is right. Ignore them.
>>76907558
They are complete and utter faggots, these guys.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/10/nyregion/30-year-sentence-for-man-who-tried-to-bomb-federal-reserve.html?_r=0
>>76906864
>Living in Austin
>Not Ghostler, probably from California
I really have met an agent. they said im ok, but they're monitering my internet activity.
dude looked like thor. we talked about mma an shiiiiiieeeet
Did they come here to [spoiler]check these dubs?[/spoiler]
I'm all for the FBI doing their FBI shit, just as long as they respect the constitution in doing so. If they fail to recommend charges against Hillary Clinton, though, they'll lose all credibility.
>obligatory GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
>obligatory SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
And for those who think it's usually the FBI shilling on here, it's not. The biggest government shills on the internet are the National Clandestine Service within the CIA.
>>76909479
>>76909481
>gotcha
Kek. Hello Mr. FBI guy.
>>76906397
Is it weird that someone with a truck that had a surveilance company logo showed up across the street a couple months after I started coming here and learning? They still live there too.
Hello -
You can already see my post history.
You know where I work and my background. You know my online presence and my overall views.
I would like to state for the record that I'm perfectly happy to be your bitch for a price.
I'm thinking $200K, plus moving allowance. Medical, natch, and let's start at 3 weeks vacation. All things considered that's a perfectly reasonable offer.
My extensive history online would provide worthwhile context, and you know that I can work well and competently in a professional environment.
I will await your contact. Thanks for your attention.
>>76910208
>but they're monitering my internet activity.
why?
The FBI only monitors Mudslimes for the most part so we're good family.
>>76909574
sometimes... when they arent setting up controlled opposition gangs and distracting from millionaire pedo rings and protecting saudi terrorists and promoting extremist dictatorships
>>76910165
Everytime i've seen them try they're super obvious
I half think that anyone idiotic enough to be fooled by them deserves prison
>>76908184
>...and you still don't know who dees' elohim city informant is
It was the German Intel guy who set up Timmy McVeigh to be the fall guy at OKC. The truck was not supposed to go off you know. Terry Nichols saw that the 'device' was not wired up properly and fixed it 2 hours before they drove to OKC the morning of 4/19/95. Much of the 'inside' info died with Wm Pierce, founder of the National Alliance died in 2002. Although Timmy McVeigh's Lawyer also knew alot of where the bones-were-burried but also has not spoken nor likely ever will.
>>76905779
Hello, FBI.
Did you enjoy the thousands of posts I made consisting of nothing more than "cuck cuck cuck cuck BAKEK?!"
HYALALALALALALALA
FAST WITH ME FBI OR I UNLEASH THE DJINN ON YOU
HYALALALALALALALAALALALALALALALALA
WOMMADON WOMMADON WOOP WOOP WOOP
I AM COVERED IN CAMEL FAT AND CHICKPEAS (AINT NO KORAN SAY YOU CANT EAT WITH YOUR PORES)
>>76909771
Same here. Must be amusing for them.
>>76905779
Hello, everyone. FBI here. Just stopping in to say hello.
>>76910236
>If they fail to recommend charges against Hillary Clinton, though, they'll lose all credibility.
well if thats what we're talking about I mean aren't some people simply above the law?
nobody in the royal family ever gets charges thrown their way,
aren't the Clintons some type of American nobility?
Clintons, Livingstons, Morris all used to hang around America's former richest citizen John Jacob Astor
>>76909883
Who better than the CIA to smuggle them across the border? And all those untouched poppy fields, swaying in the wind...
>>76910208
Why in the hell would they tell a "personal of interest" that they are watching them? That's counterproductive. Sounds like he was fucking with you because you're a paranoid sperg.
White male is code word for domestic terrorist
>>76910511
I heard Mcveigh was selling bumper stickers at the waco siege, any truth to that?
>>76910800
>person of interest
Is what I meant to type before the fermented Jew took hold.
She'll drop soon.
>>76910677
>Who better than the CIA to smuggle them across the border?
private contractors
Give me a (You) if you think you're being monitored by the FBI.
>>76910811
>that flag
what happens to the people who get lost out at seas near the triangle?
like the FBi, CIA and whoever else hasnt been monitoring this board since the mid 00's...
in the late 00's they turned moot into a puppet. why do you think moot sold it to that gook?
it helped get the feds off of moot and a big middle finger to the feds as they now cant force the gook to do much since hes in china or some shit.
>>76910846
>She'll drop soon.
people opinion of her certainly will but I'm doubting any charges will be pressed, thats just my gut on it, prove me wrong I dare you
>>76910979
Finally I truly see...
>>76910979
>as they now cant force the gook to do much since hes in china or some shit.
thats really funny, not messed up funny like how Israel fucked over the world sending 4 reactors into meltdown just because Japan was about to sell Iran nuclear weapons
>>76910896
They get sucked into a whirlpool which feeds to the hollow earth and are processed by aliens / thule / vril society nazis therein
>>76910511
Dees doesn't have that kind of pull. Carl isn't his, no way. He has or had someone else, someone that nobody knew about, who we think could have told ATF the time and place and maybe even the truck's route. We think dees let it happen.
>>76910869
Blackwater?
Based FBI please put Hillary behind bars
>>76910875
No one is immune to bulk data collection.
>>76910984
I read somewhere that a bunch of the top military and intelligence agency people were giving Trump the go ahead to attack Hillary on this to take down the Clintons, and the Bushes (and for other reasons like preventing ww3). If she is prosecuted, then Trump is for real, and it might be a sign of our government finally becoming uncucked for the first time in a while.
Hey, FBI, why don't you investigate Hillary Glimpton, you lazy nigs?
>>76911200
any fucker who can drive a vehicle I mean who cares?
you should be paying attention to where the money is going, who is making the chemicals needed to refine heroin, that shit,
picking on the guys in the trenches is lame shit
>>76911343
didnt you hear? the head wants to indict her and if it were up to them this scandal would have been dealt with and we would have a Trump vs Biden race right now
>>76910819
Not true. Despite reports to the contrary, Tim McV was not present at the Waco Siege when it went down, however he did become very vocal after the fact and went to many gun shows setting up a booth with two other individuals who were members of the early "Militia Patriot" movement of the 90's. He made and sold bumper stickers at gun shows and was a mutual confideant of early Michigan Militia founder Mike Koernkie
>>76911168
Morris Dees had no connections to the event. He was a spectator. His "role" came in afterwards. He is merely a shill for the SPLC. He is in fact the White Jewish counterpart to Al Sharpton.
>>76911338
>might be a sign of our government finally becoming uncucked for the first time in a while.
thats a dream come true but this is some heavy shit senpai, also a significant possibility that Trump is just an inside man whose job is to make all this upheaval shit go away, putting on a big show about he's undoing the globalism when he's not
thats my greatest nightmare and it's a valid one, that he won't print greenbacks and instead will pull out some fucked up Amero type nonsense.
we'll see based on what he does, but printing legal money issued by congress has to be part of it, or else throwing Clinton and Bush under the bus don't mean much and to be honest I don't need to see them thrown under the bus, they're America just like Trump is.
I am certain they were only following orders, they want to work with the investigation and to be honest they've already earned my respect, nothing that happens in history is clean and tidy
they did a good job and if it wasn't them doing their jobs I can't say it would be any different if not worse than it is now.
>>76907558
Come on Robert, you know we don't do that. That was hurtful.
>>76911555
ok I heard reports that he was preset at the media mess in the aftermath selling those bumper stickers
>>76910984
Infosec legislation has yet to catch up to the point where what she has done can either be considered illegal or legal.
Now that Hillary is militarized she will have the power to continue the war on terror if she were elected.
Unfortunately the wrong people will take advantage of however the election goes.
>>76911896
>“He gasped when he saw the room bathed in the light of fifteen large candles. The Jacuzzi had rose petals scattered over the water. And I was sitting in it, reading Sigmund Freud.”
>>76911400
Nice dubs, but it's not like the guys in the trenches didn't sign up for it. "Vas just folloving orders," and all that.
Also, if I had to guess, probably the same geniuses that developed agent orange, whose name must not be spoken, lest we actually attract shills.
>>76911896
>Infosec legislation has yet to catch up to the point where what she has done can either be considered illegal or legal.
as in if it was anyone else their ass would be hung in a sling already,
why not just say hey she's above the law, she sitting next to the throne exercising the queen's powers
>>76911827
>greenbucks
I would be on my knees praising GOD IN HEAVEN if that happened.
Why? What did /pol/ do this time?
>>76912035
there are all types in there is all I'm saying, not everyone in government is some dope dealing scumbag, but every single political dynasty is descended from some dope dealing slaver scumbag
focus on them
>>76905779
plz post pictures of aliens.
>>76912163
demand it, it's the only peace from this nightmare
>>76912161
Don't forget about Edward Snowden. The guy who also "jeopardized american security". Where is he on the teeter totter?
We're so fucked no matter which we we flip we're going to get shit on.
>>76911886
Unless there is actual videotape of him being there sitting in someone's old dusty VHS videotape archives, my sources said he was not at the Branch Dravidian Compound when it burned to the ground. Also it should be mentioned that David Koresh had kept a large qty of gasoline in several 55 gallon drums to fuel the dozen or so Go-Karts he kept on the site, a favorite passtime of his driving them around on a track adjacent to the church property. It is known these containers were damaged, leaked, sparked and cause the conflagration which sparked the burn-down of the BD Compound.
>>76911827
Yeah. I have the same uneasiness about Trump too. Like he's might just bait and switch and be the one to usher in martial law, mass starvation, send our troops to die for "our middle east allies" again, and all that. Here's the article.
https://vidrebel.wordpress.com/2016/06/06/catherine-austin-fitts-trump-has-a-greenlight-from-the-us-miliatry-intelligence-services/
>>76912312
Dude... Where did you hear that about the reactors in Japan? That is amazingly heavy, and not at all implausible.
>>76912416
yeah Koresh was a fucked up pedophile scumbag but that doesn't make it ok to burn Americans to death on an occult holiday known for human sacrifice by fire
setup or not it's fucked up imagery to be putting out there
I don't scared of some kafir bastards.
I only scare of Allah
>>76909479
>>76909481
The FBI has more important issues to fuck us on.
>>76905779
MFW the economy collapse all the state dogs lose everything
>>76907018
That is a pic of bilderberg group network
The FBI has more important issues to focus on.
>>76913167
hm, didn't work
>>76912815
>Where did you hear that about the reactors in Japan?
Japanese newspapers, NASA scientists and my other think tank pals, seemed pretty obvious to al of us at the time, less obvious is getting everyone to demand we engage in cleanup before most people start dying of cancer.
Japan is fucked, west coast USA is fucked those guys know it, senior positions relocated inside next 5 years if you're out west and you don't get relocated back east you're in higher contaminant zone will die earlier, not that back east is much better,
I mean we're all gonna die anyway right?
>>76913167
>>76906589
Actually, they're all crybabies until the handcuffs go on.. the. Usually they'll want to be tough guys.
>>76907888
Nothing is restricted if you synthesize it yourself and tell no one
>>76905779
>Site posts CP
>FBI busts these faggots down, site is shut down forever
>4chan users post CP
>4chan is still alive
We're watching all of you sick fucks here. :)
>>76906864
Get /fit/ bro. And stop posting on 4chan..they know.
>>76913167
like preventing the next terrorist attack
oh wait
you have literally never stopped a terrorist attack
>>76913231
Sauce? (I can't read nipponese)
>>76911792
The Dutchman is convinced otherwise, but, he also seems to have decided to take it to his grave. Dees has always had a comfy relationship with the FBI and R. A. Bear smoked it out more than once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_HSNMLfhFM
>>76907748
Yeah. Mitt is here. So is your mom.
>>76909279
Do you have a cell phone and computer ? You can do this, too
>>76910811
remember me bermuda senpai i told you to only post for me ^^
>>76906397
Tfw when something similar to this has happened to you before
>>76913578
google it man, can't dump you years of tech briefs on this, will take me a while to dig it out,
dig it up yourself, plenty of people on to this and not very difficult to put together, Israeli firm in charge of security and everything
Feminine Benis Inspectors
"Hey guys, rather than being men and using the overwhelming amounts of evidence currently in our possession to dish out some justice, let's continue to tiptoe around the tulips with Hillary's bullshit and waste time monitoring a bunch of fat, degenerate, all-talk-no-action neckbeards on the internet instead."
"You obviously have your priorities straight. Sounds good, boss."
FBI GET OUT
>>76905779
Hey
Dear FBI, I get panic attacks thinking that there will be a police raid on my house in the middle of the night, and that I will stab one of the officers entering my home thinking that it is a burglar or a serial killer entering my home, and then I would have to spend the rest of my life in Prison.
So if you do party van us all can you please just knock, or yell at me through sirens? Thank you - bob
>>76910345
resume nigga
Is it penis inspection day again already?
>>76905779
Eat a dick, Fuck Boi Injections.
>>76905779
Every post behind this ip is satire im only here for the memes fbi-kun
>>76910318
Surveillance company logo is the sign of a bad pi more worried about court costs
>>76913757
I would love to hear similar stories. I dealt with what ican only guess ws fbi men for four years. I love our country i am just not fond of the guys leading it.
>>76914419
> le pretend to pretend you were pretending maymay
no need to do this, no one takes this satirical board serious. we're all joking here. this thread is typical Saturday night entertainment for burgers
>>76905779
ENJOY READING THIS THREAD WHILE YOU TAKE A SHIT FBI/CIA ANALYSTS
>>76914700
Cia analysts dont have phones past gate. I personally have snatched a phone from a 4 star I am nothing but i know everything.
It really isn't about what you believe.
>>76910875
(((You)))
been shut into several compartmentalized echo chambers on several platforms and apps
been "behaviorally corrected"
been irradiated while driving...it feels tingly
>>76906625
>>76913764
Looking now. Wow. Is there anything (((they))) won't do?
Fucking Christ how are these government agencies outting themselves so much lately?
For what purpose
>>76915462
Jesus wasn't lying when he said they were of their father the devil, and the synagogue of satan.
Anyone else lose all of their firearms in an ambiguous boating accident on an undisclosed lake?
Anyone else learn their lesson about guns from that? I'll never, ever purchase another one. They just keep going overboard, total waste of money, amirite?
>>76915533
Who do you think their "father" was? Enki? Marduk?
Frig off BIF.
>>76907888
sure you first need to go to our main secret sub on reddit
srs go from there
>>76915480
limited slip propaganda is part halftruth distraction and half normalization of the loss of rights... first they talk about something being a possible problem to suggest trolls do it...then they either promote a real even that needs solving (like the terrorist iphone) and put the concept in the media circus "court of public opinion" or they manufacture the situation they desire using agent provocateurs, loaded language, peer pressure and emotional manipulations
