What would /pol/ do if they met an alien?
>inb4 call immigration
this might be an /x/-tier thread but I know you guys secretly love going there to fuck with the paranoid tinfoils.
ayy lmao
Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
>>76900680
/x/ is our friend, apologize to them
AYY
>>76900881
The classic.
ENRICH ME SENPAI!
>>76900680
Ayyyyyy lmaooooooo
http://www.ufoevidence.org/cases/case741.htm
I'd ask them if it's true what they say about Paula Dean.
>>76901115
LMAO
>>76900881
>ask ayy lmaos to disprove god, make all religion irrelevant.
>jews, christians and muzzies BTFO.
>Vatican City and Israel is broke by the next week.
>with no money pouring in israel get nuked
>no more holy war
>world peace because god doesn't even real.
>get interviewed about why I destroyed the concept of religion
>"the band-aid need to come off"
>>76900829
fpbp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc16Y9fiCvQ
>>76900680
Once it was apparently peaceful; probably try and trade him something
I will be the to rape one
>>76900680
I make them blow my dick
>>76900680
Be cautious and talk to them. Try to discern their similarity to us, whether or not they breathe space aids and eat human flesh, etc.
Probably redpill them if possible.
>>76900680
say "Hello Mrs. Clinton"
>>76900881
this
They can go crash on the moon
>>76902280
You talk like a nigger
>>76900881
Why post a picture of a kike shill?
>>76902850
Are you fucking kidding me right now? I came to this board to talk about politics like a civilized person. Sure, I don't mind a few swear words once in a while, but the n-word is simply uncalled for. I am fucking done with this board. You are all a bunch of uneducated racists filled with such negativity and hate. Shame on all of you.
>>76900680
All praise be to Kek!
>tfw aliens are humanoid frogs
>>76900680
You need to do yourselves and the greater universe a favor, kill us now.
Do not let us leave this Rock
>>76904870
I think we're ok.
As far as sentient beings go I like to think it's a coin flips chance of meeting a morally good or bad person.
But we aren't very intelligent, a quote from Rick and Morty. "You realise we're a species that named our planet 'dirt'?"
>>76902850
Boi i sho' iz havin a good ol' tam here sir, oh lawdy lawd.
>>76900680
Ask too many questions.
