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Shook God Emperor's hand AMA


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I got my MAGA hat signed and I shook his hand As me Anything!
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How does your hand feel after touching greatness?
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>>76894847

8 years of good fortune will come to you. But only if you say MAGA.
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Is that his signature or a richter scale measurement
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Are you going to masturbate now so you can say Trump gave you a hand job?
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>>76894847
Did he give a firm handshake?
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Was it firm. Did he shake your hand a made it a firm shake, said what's up anon and then break.
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>>76894847
Bahahahaha what the fuck is that you're trying to pass for a "signature"?
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i hope you put your hat in a safe place....it'd be a shame if someone ripped it off or fucked with it
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>>76895019

MAGA
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>>76894847
>I shook his hand
Did it give you any visions when you touched?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
On a scale of one to ten how much did the skin on your hand glow after the handshake?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895031
Kek
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>>76895251

This

What did the future look like?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895055
>>76895089
Was great Handshake. Hank Hill would approve.
>>76895150
I hid it from the Protesters. This was Tampa. Florida police don't fuck around.
>>76895251
No but I now understand what preteen girls feel when meeting JB
>>76895361
Skin did not glow but ^^^
>>76895465
Glorious
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>>76895031
No its a totally legit signature from him look up "Trump hat signed" he has a lazy signature but its real.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895251
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
What was it like... being in the Dark Lord's presence?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895971
Exhilarating
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
I'm with her
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>>76895031

You'd figure someone who likes putting his name on everything would do better than that.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
>that signature

Confirmed for not giving a fuck.
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>>76894847
Have a wank with the hand that shook Trumps.
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>>76896105
i live in Tampa and was thinking of going but was too tired was there a dindu brigade there?
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>>76895019
Manga!
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>>76896246

But you figure how much he has to sign shit. People who sign a lot of stuff tend to have sloppy signatures.

Unless they develop a signature signature.
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>>76894847
in what language was this signed?
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>>76896355
What is wrong with you?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76896398
No Pitiful performance by the bernouts. I originally went to see the protesters but was disappointed.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76896584
Probably a good sign that Florida will be red if they are lazy as fuck.
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>>76895019

MAGA
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>>76896502
>not getting an
>indirect handljob~ *lewd*
>from the gawd emper0r
ISHYGDDT
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76896460

Yeah but at least start with a big T or something. It's literally just up and down nothing.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
Is your hand bigger than Emperor Trump's?

Anyway, you have very nice hands, OP.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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You better not wash that hand and crank out a load..
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>>76895019
MAGA

PRAISE KEK
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>>76895019
Maga
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
Is the gay contagious or did you wear a rubber?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76896947
Thanks, No but he had very soft hands. Probably from fingering Melania so much.
>>76897419
What?
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>>76896502
>What is wrong with you?
This>>76896717
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>>76895019

MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847

>That signature

Literally looks like somebody tested to see if their pen was working on your hat
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
is that really his fucking signature?
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>>76894847
I'm going NYC next week. Where do I buy one of those hats? I know they sell them online for Americans, but can you get them at Trump tower or something?
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>>76894847

Signed Trump hats sell for a lot on ebay.
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>>76894847
Nice OP! I'm going Tuesday.

How early did you have to get there beforehand? Was it difficult to make your way to Trump to get your MAGA hat signed?
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>>76897728
>>76897847

SHEEP
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>>76896189
Kill yourself
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76897911
>>76896483
>>76896332
>>76895093

See
>>76897928
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>>76897764

Not really, more like superstitious.
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>>76895019
MAGA!
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>>76897764
FAGGOT
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>>76896483
Tumpish
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
magga
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
I don't need fortune. I need a President Trump.

MAGA
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>>76896717
>I don't know how to greentext
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76897922
They have them at Trump Tower
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
you fucking low energy cuck you can't even make a god damn image.

MAGA
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>>76895019
Maga
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>>76895019

MAGA
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>>76895019

MAGA.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895531
haha had my hat signed and also hid it from the protesters with a huge fucking grin walking past them
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
Legend goes that if you now touch hillary she will melt into a pile of necrotic goo
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
M.A.G.A. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MAGA!
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How many people were there?
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>>76895019
MAGA

>this guy OP, great guy.
>Unbelievably great guy, going to make America great again.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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I have signed hat as well.

>can confirm God Emperor's signature as legitimate
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVN17U3Vg34
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>>76894847
>shaking Trump's hand
>not knowing that he abhors the practice
You must have really clean hands senpai
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

yea that looks like Donald trump to me...
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Should've touched hundreds of boobs THEN shook his hand, like that Russian guy did with Putin
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895531
>No but I now understand what preteen girls feel when meeting JB

i had no idea preteen girls could be so moved by someone with such low energy as JEB! Bush
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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This guy gets it
>>76899512
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>>76894847
you know what to do
>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
>I shook his hand
>posts hand
thank god you included your hand in the pic, otherwise I wouldn't have known it was YOUR hand!
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76896189
You need an exorcism.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76898328
delete your
account
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>>76895019
Maga
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76899669
Your welcome.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
A
G
A
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>>76897698
>KC's improved version
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>>76895019
MAGA
(You)
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>>76895019
MAGA!
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA.
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>>76895031
both, that's how powerful he is.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76900220

Kek
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>>76895019
MAGA
A
G
A
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019

MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
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>>76894847
Did you get a sudden urge to help daddy fight illegal immigrants?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
>st. anthony's say
>we prepare to release the paper balloons
>all other balloons burn
>my crude TRUMP 2016 MAGA balloon soars the skies

MAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76899999
Witnessed.

Can you answer my questions?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895031
It's a wall
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA-NIFICENT
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76897936
I got there an hour and a half before hand. If your looking for a good spot go early. In order to get him to sign your hat you have to time the rush. Once he finishes his speech he will go down from the podium to take pictures/sign etc. You have to beat everyone else and push your way to the front. Its honestly luck from there. He might not sign your hat but if you catch his attention you will get it signed.
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>>76895019
MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>76895019
M A G A
A
G
A
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76899999

Reeeeeeee
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
M A G A
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
How many times did you masturbate with that hand?
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>>76901326
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>>76896355
>>76896189
Not an argument
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What tie was he wearing?

Also what did his cologne smell like?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76899999
Trump quints checked
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76899999
Holy shit, a signed hat, a handshake, and those repeating digits?!

I wish I could get so lucky.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA

Posting OC
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
Does he have a firm grip?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76901758
I wish i was always so lucky anon.
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>>76898534
*wallup
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>>76894847

Please don't tell you you shook hands with your left hand
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019

MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76899999
Checked.
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>>76894847
Yuck.

The idea of touching that slimy motherfucker's slick, conman hands and looking at him in his baggy orange face.

I feel bad for you son.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76902174
Go away bernie
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ᎷᎪᏩᎪ
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>>76894847
Noice
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>>76895019
MAGA
>>
>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
fp?
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>>76895019
MAGA
>>
>>76895019

MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA.
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>>76894847
WTF?

Thats Donald Trump's signature?


Its literally just a squiggly line.
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>>76895019
MAGA pls emperor
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
>>
>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA

I need the good luck, Trump, sir
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
You're very lucky, you will be remembered in history as those who shook Trump's hand, just as some people shook Sinatra's hand.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
>>
>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847

>left hand

>fake and gay

cool signed hat tho

If you're interested in selling it twitter DM me @JohnKlafus i'll pay dem big bucks for it
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>>76897633
SUPER ULTRA RARE
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>>76895019
MAGA.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MÄGÄ
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>>76895019
MAGA
>>
>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA.
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>>76895019
MAGA and I wish everyone MAGA. I wanna win and I want you all to win
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>>76895019

MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
>>
>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
if i get doubles its 16 years if not 4 years.
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What did his hand feel like?
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
> guaranteed (you)s
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>>76895019
MAGA
>>
>>76895019

MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
Maga
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>tfw you live in Canada and will never meet the trump
At least I can still get autographs on eBay
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76897764
Fag
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>>76895019
MAGA
>>
>>76895019
MAGA
>>
>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
M
A
G
A
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76899999
KEK truly looks upon Donald Trump.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
Maga
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Thanks for hijacking my thread
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76908240
I'm sure he will go to Canada regularly to visit Eric Trump the new Governor of our Canadian territory.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
>>
>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
i got mine signed too, im fucking hype
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>>76897764
Faggot
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MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA.
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847


How much cock do you suck on a daily basis?
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>>76894847
irrelevent
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MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76895019
MAGA
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>>76894847
I love the Emperor as much as anyone else. But his signature is complete shit.
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