>one shot at life
>not born in Europe
JUST
Thank God
>chance to be raped to death by immigrant
>>76762258
>have one shot at life
>get to vote Trump
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>one shot at life
>be born in Cuckmany
>right after it fell from one of the greatest countries on earth to Sweden 2.0
JUST
>190000% increased chance of being raped by Ahmed's who are protected because theyre refugees
>Censored and arrested for disagreeing with Merkel
>Pay taxes for entire Eurozone
Seems fantastic, sign me up
>one shot at life
>not born in the land of the cucked
WEW
>>76762258
Eh, being a young adult in America is arguably better than Europe, but as I age I think I'll want to move there more and more.
Why even live?
>>76762258
Not falling for the Canadian yuyu.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6LSarhZpnMs
>Be 89.11% less likely to be in prison
That doesn't make sense. Why would I be less likely to commit a crime in a different country? It sounds like they're taking the average crime rate and then using it to make judgements about individual citizens.
>>76762258
>100% less free speech
>100% less ability to defend yourself
>>76762663
While ignoring nigger crime stats.
>>76762258
God bless America.
>>76762258
lol, obvious european with us proxy is obvious. I can tell by the pixels and the fact that no American has ever wished to be anywhere else, even the shithead who swear to god they're moving if so and so becomes president never really leave.
>>76762258
>30% more free time
That's one of my biggest complaints about life here. Too much work, not enough play
I'd move to America in a millisecond if I could. Perhaps we could trade?
>>76762831
But I don't like sluts
>>76762889
Playing doesn't put men on the moon.
>>76762647
>US has more of a class divide than Britain
>Americans fell for the capitalism meme
wew
>>76762915
I would love to Alpinebro
>>76762971
How about traps?
>>76762536
>Pay taxes for entire Eurozone
Do i have to remind you about NATO?
You better die for us americuck
>>76763055
Sorry, I am not a faggot
>>76763055
MORE LIKE THIS,
please tell me this isnt a trap
"Free" market at work
>>76762258
You didn't have luck OP. Try kill yourself and hope for the best.
>>76763055
>>76763254
Amerifags
>>76762258
I wonder what this would look like with statistics not taking niggers into account.
I feel many of these numbers will change for the worse if 50 years
>>76763055
Looks like Patong. A true bastion of Southeast Asian degeneracy. I love it because it's not in America.
>>76762258
On the bright side, you weren't born in Brazil.
lmao
>>76762258
>81.58% more likely to be murdered as an American
>Be American
>Get shot for existing
>>76762258
>>Born in Germany
>>in Germany
>>Germany
I am German.
I am kill soon.
>>76763557
Half those are because of niggers and our poor diet.
Also:
>gini coefficient
Like that means shit
>>76763828
lmao
really makes you think
>>76762258
>37% less babies
>25% less money
>81% less likely to be murdered
Feels good to be a gangster.
Would not Move for 1 million $
>>76762258
literally none of that shit matters except being 25% less well off than your average american
that chart is nothing to flaunt, i would be ashamed of it
>>76764126
lmao
>>76764126
>80% more of a class divide
what a shitty country. do they even have a middle class yet
>>76763891
This, however, is accurate. Have a trap for your hard work.
I know where I'm moving!
>>76764402
Americans all think of themselves as middle class, it's very odd. But given the complete absence of socialism it's no surprise, they're deluded.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oJTQFAr.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>76764126
DELETE THIS
>>76764402
we're 3rd world country tier in terms of economic equality, pic related
>>76762258
>>76764486
>Have a trap for your hard work.
She's a beaut.
>>76764679
>50% less likely to have AIDS
lmao
>>76763458
I'm going there for New Years, don't plan to fuck any trannies though. What should I expect?
Oh well.
>this is your country
compare to US
>this is your country with niggers
>>76764486
The fuck is going on in that webm
>5 times more likely to be murdered
>>76765365
Those damn Roaming North American Pavement Apes.
Can't see em at night so it's best not to slow down.
So euros, which is the best country to move to in Europe?
I want a nice quaint home in rural Europe.
>83% less likely to die of aids
What the fuck america
>tfw American NEET in a white neighborhood
There is literally no better life
>>76766085
outstanding basketball americans
>>76764514
Yeah, and that oh-so-great socialism is what brings the muslim hordes. Have fun with that.
>>76765735
Lots of nice rural places. Stay away from the big cities with a lot of immigrants from the MENA region, and you could almost pick any rural region and live the life.
>>76767379
>socialism is what brings the muslim hordes. Have fun with that.
You too :^)
>>76765355
people not realizing the front end of their car is lower, heavier, and more wedge shaped than the rear.
