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>>76742364
any colour
Latvia
Ulmanis Republic
>>76742364
Armenian Empire
Pink
Germany
>>76742364
Blue
Ukraine
Ukraine
forgot to mention
Everyone starts with 10 territories
>>76742364
Iceni Empire
England
Green
>>76742364
Teutonic Order
Teal
Konigsberg
>>76743201
Do we have to use this map, though? It looks like it was drawn by a 1500s navigator.
Teal
Kingdom of Hungary
Hungary
>>76743365
yes
>>76743396
Red because teal is claimed
>>76743407
are there any bonuses depending on countries size or anything like that?
>>76743528
No
And no palis
>>76743528
nope
>>76742364
Orange
Netherlands
>>76743528
No, this is the boring map.
>>76742364
Liberty
Blue
Eastern Russia
no one else can now join
tell me if i made a mistake this is my first time hosting
also your colors might be off as i gave >>76742987
one before you posted
>>76743724
>no one else can now join
B-but i wanna join OP..
>>76744112
sorry go find another
>>76744089
Fill Britain.
>>76744112
I seriously hate when people stutter in text, ironically or not.
>>76744089
Uhh,expand East,as long as nobody attacks me
>>76744089
Invade orange
>>76744252
>ironically or not
do you think some people have to stutter in text too?
>>76744089
Can I cross the river? If yes go south if no go west
>>76744089
Expand along the border
>>76744089
>Italy
>>76744089
Attack Ukraine
>>76744169
(´･_･`)
OP pls
>>76744252
T-that su..sucks ( ´_ゝ`)
>>76744359
Lmao this
>>76744444
holy shit, check em
>>76744486
Uhh,and why me exactly
>>76744089
Expand to and along the Baltic coast.
>>76744361
Would you like an alliance, your Highness?
>>76744355
>>76744089
Spill east once orange is finished
>>76744567
Yes i would be ok with that
>>76744359
Stutterers need to be hanged.
>>76744476
F-f-f-fuc-c-kin s-s-stop i-i-i-i-it!!,
>>76744545
sorry my national socialist friend, it's more fun if i'm fighting someone
>>76744355
you killed him already
damn
>>76744444
and you have 5 nukes though im not sure if you still get land so you get what trips would get you
2 people dead already
and put who you are under your roll
ex: >OP
>>76744952
Can I take orange place ?
>>76744430
>>76744952
Invade Bulgaria
>>76744745
W-w-why y-you are s-s-so m-mean, s-s-sempai?
>>76744952
Attack Ukraine
also, how many territories does a nuke destroy?
>>76745190
ukraine is dead
you ripped him a new asshole instantly
>>76744952
Steamroll Britain.
>>76745115
B-because i-i-it's ffff-f-fucking ey-e-eyesore.
>>76744952
keep expanding along the border, get me to africa.
>>76744952
Expand west into France
>>76745190
The territory you pick and the territories adjacent to it
>>76745174
Dafuq, where did you get a vid with my mom on it?!?!?!?!?!?
>>76744952
I said Baltic coast OP, not Hungary's border. Invade the Lithuanians.
Why are amerifats allowed to post on 4chan? Can their keyboard even survive 1 push of 100 kg
>>76745747
West more
>>76745747
Expand along the border.
PRAISE KEK!!
>>76745747
Britain.
>>76745747
Push him out of the Ukraine.
>>76745582
At least the wifi in McDonalds there is clearly pretty good
>>76745747
I think you need to get out of my thread faggot
>>76745747
Attack Ulmanis Republic
>>76745818
>>76745833
>>76745858
KEK IS REAL
>>76745747
Attack Teal + use a nuke on their western territory
>>76746000
POO
>>76746126
lol
>>76746141
THE
>>76746063
12 territories are now a wasteland
>>76746141
LOO
>>76746000
Checked
>>76746288
Attack Ulmanis again
>>76746288
Proceed North.
>>76745818
allies? I have 4 nukes left, together we can defeat yellow and tiel and rule Europe as equals
>>76746295
Shut up fucking gypsy. Did I ask you to reply?
>>76746288
Expand south
Believe it faggots
>>76746391
Europe is for the taking, brother. Together we will thrive
>>76746288
Continue the attack against the pagans. Deus Vult!
>>76746288
complete this and move to Africa.
>>76746288
Attack teutonic order again, use nuke on hungary
>>76746543
NARDOOOOOOO!
>>76746693
HEY BRO HEARD OF THE UKRAINE? UR COUNTRY IS NEXT
nuclear wasteland is happening.
How am i doing for first time as OP?
>>76746779
SAUSAGE!!!
>>76746884
Scotland.
>>76746884
Attack Ulmanis again
>>76746884
And you're doing okay.
>>76746892
GIVE IT HERE GIVE IT HERE
red is almost dead
you might want to use the rest of your nukes
>>76746884
Finish the balts!
>>76746884
Expand towards the Balkans
>>76746884
Use nuke on hungary thats below me, attack Teal.
Armenia, hurry east to help your ally
Op, ur doing fine
>>76747089
I appreciate the Asian girl, Mr. Clogs.
Asian girl = Best girl
>>76747096
I'm coming for ya SASUGAY
>>76746884
keep expajding
>>76747240
Nuke this area if you get overthrown next round to separate east and west
>>76747401
F
keep expanding
>>76747269
>loving Asian stuff
Fucking weeb
*sage modes activates*
>>76747447
>>76747240
>>76747401
Any dead players I can take over?
Knight's Templar
Southern France
>>76747401
expand east towards the hole in between the two nuked areas
>>76747401
Scotland.
>>76747504
You're the one with the web name and who posted an anime gif, you stuttering cunt!
>>76747401
BUT OP teal and red had the same rolls so that meant no territory gain for both sides
ANYWAY attack red again
>>76747269
u mean grills?
>>76747140
>>76747240
>>76747401
The fuck OP? How did equal rolls result in THAT?
>>76747620
sorry too late to join unless the majority says you can
>>76747679
It's because the OP is a retarded cheater, honey
>>76747650
A-arigato.. T-that is N-not true you fling W-w.. WEEB BAKA
AMATERASU
>>76747401
Use my 2 nukes to nuke hungary below me, and spill the nukes into Teal if i can. Use my turn to attack Teal below me
Armenia, pls attack Teal from the side, we are close to beating them
>>76747736
U suck at hosting and u r also a ghetto fag
>>76747667
I love me a big grill.
>>76747805
You green-eyed pleb. Brown eye master race.
>>76747956
Stop talking shit about the OP. He's the one that has to do all of the work.
>>76748003
>literally subhuman eye color
>the master race
HAHAHAHHAHA
>>76747844
well you almost killed them off
>>76748046
I won't listen to you retard. You being American automatically makes you a nigger and irrelevant
Hungary and teal are fucked
>>76748003
>brown eye
>master race
>>76748117
The Japs and Anglos have brown eyes so it is the master race eye colour.
>>76747956
>>76747789
>>76747504
>>76747324
>>76747096
>>76747089
>>76746892
>>76746881
>>76746779
>>76746543
>>76746431
>>76746272
>>76746126
>>76745906
>>76745582
>>76745174
>>76745115
>>76744559
>>76744476
>>76744112
>assmad because you can't join the game because you were too late
>proceed to throw a temper tantrum
wew lad
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>>76748270
Scotland, spills into Ireland.
>>76748270
Attac Ulmanis
>>76748282
We are so master race that we conquered a 1/4th of the world with them.
>>76748408
>implying we care about a shitrisk game and hosted by a faggot
Haha haha retard
You seem the butthurt one for replying to us
>>76748408
This. Go make your own Risk thread or wait for someone to OP another Risk game if you want to play so badly.
>>76748270
Take out teal on my side then expand south
>>76748408
He wont be here too long he posted porn which is against the rules
>>76748546
And what if I do it eh?
>>76748270
Finish off Teal and spill into hungary
What a glorious sight to see a lone republic defeat 2 agressors with juat willpower and 5 nukes
>>76748530
leave then if you dont care
>>76748270
OP is a massive faggot who likes to ignore rolls and paint the map however he likes. Lithuanians are OK tho.
>>76748640
Fuck off OP fucked up and you were lucky
>>76748530
>>76748620
>frogposter
>weeb
Sure is summer in here
>>76748620
Then you'd probably have fun instead of shitposting on a Risk thread you wanted to join.
>>76748270
keep expanding to africa
>>76748648
>caring about a risk game is the game as shitposting
W-wew OP why so angry..
You better be quiet b4 I rasengan your ass
>>76748867
REEEE
Expand to africa
>>76748867
may I still join?
>>76748867
Expand towards Italy
>>76748867
Finish off those pesky Hungarians and spread east
>>76748867
Ireland.
>>76748985
no as its too late
sorry
Fuck you OP for fucking it up >>76747140
>>76747240
With this Im out
>>76748985
Poncho pls
>>76748867
Mind if I save this board? I'm tired of hosting U.S. maps.
>>76748867
>>76749033
Spill into Iberia.
>>76749081
>kingdom of Hungary
You deserved to die you cuck
>>76749109
save it
>>76749212
Based vlad
>>76749274
Indeed get out fag
>>76749212
Im not a cuck Im Transylvanian faggot Im from Satu Mare and we elected a bozgor mayor
t. Bozgor
>>76749405
Iberia.
>>76749405
Put me in Greece OP.
Color: Dark Blue
>>76749405
INVADE AFRICA
>>76749562
again, too late to join
>>76749405
Go into the balkans
>>76749405
Finish off hungarians, spill east
Listen anyone got some good map that won't take ages and is either Europe or a world map? I will host a Risk game too but I wanna host a fast one not 5 hours long.
OP I was just shitposting for Lulz no offense to your hosting everyone has to start somewhere believe it
>>76749851
Invade Africa.
Praise kek.
>>76749851
Attack across the English Channel
>>76749953
the one im using is one of the faster ones
also i figured that
>>76749851
Attack liberty
>>76750187
RUDE
praise kek
>>76749959
>>76750187
i though you would wait a few more updates before this
>>76749851
Iberia.
>>76750332
Defend my terries and expand to Africa.
>>76750332
Fight Armenia for this roll.
>>76750345
7 seconds too late
ill still count it though as it wasnt more than 15 seconds too late
>>76750332
Attack green
>>76750557
Does that count for my last roll, though?
>>76750656
yes
>>76750332
The only way this world will know peace is if everyone is nuked or living under the red-white-red flag
I continue attacking liberty
>>76750560
Well done for attacking your old pal Serbia.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
>>76750067
K will keep it in mind
>>76750084
>>>76749953 (You)
>>>76747695 →
That one is africa
Armenia takes over southern England, Liberty defends against Ulmanis and expands 3 more into africa
OP, this means that you expand me three terries into africa, because the Red got a 1.
>>76750913
Fuck it, just finish red for me.
kek, give me strength.
>>76750913
Attack liberty
>>76751009
>>76751147
no territorial change
>>76750913
Attack green
>>76750913
Use my last roll against Armenia.
I quit because Armenia is a faggot. Enjoy playing against nobody, you fuck.
If the Dutch guy (>>76750864) wants to take over my country he can because he is based.
>>76751252
Appreciate the offer bro
I might host a Risk game after this
>>76751231
>>76751252
no territorial change
>>76751344
you taken over for him?
>>76751377
No sorry
>>76751009
>>76751147
>>76751231
>>76751252
these all get negated but the posts that weren't rolls get this
>>76751344
>>76751377
>>76751444
>>76751252
Chill out f@m jesus
>>76751609
I was your friend Serbia and you betrayed me.
>>76751645
That was another game
This is this game
It's unhealthy to hold grudges, friend.
anyway everyone roll again there is no change
>>76750913
Attack green again
>>76751778
Rollan to kill Red
>>76751778
Attack liberty
>>76751822
you have been getting a lot of dubs
>>76752006
Attack green
>>76752006
Attack red.
Praise kek.
>>76752006
Attack liberty
>>76752184
praise Kek
>>76752404
There are way too many palis in this thread.
Kill red.
Praise kek.
>>76752404
Damm
Attack liberty
>>76752404
Attack green
>>76752600
Oh fuck off with your dubs dude
>>76752600
half of your posts are dubs
>>76752627
your gonna die to the dubs
>>76752690
>>76752705
PRAISE
KEK
>>76752827
PRAISE KEK
ATTACK RED
>>76752811
are you fucking kidding me
how
why
>>76752827
Expand into Italy
>>76752827
Attack liberty
>>76752972
PRAISE
KEK
>>76752972
Kek loves Poo in Loos
OP why are you allowing purple to beeline across the map like that that's disgusting
>>76752999
O.o
>>76752999
well damn
>>76753089
I'm attacking red, that's why. That's red's path.
>>76753123
Spill to attack purple in Africa them head east attacking purple
>>76753261
Attack purple in Africa
>>76752999
good luck in your conquests
After defeating green, we should finish off Liberty by attacking from both sides
>>76753352
I'm doing that now
>>76753321
Not possible
>>76753261
Attack red.
praise kek?
please?
>>76753261
attack liberty
also, thanks, Armenian empire bro
I know this may look cheap, but since I can't play I wanted to host a second game.
>>76752970
>>76753452
you ran out of Kek's luck
>>76753613
Attack red
>>76753761
holy fuck
>>76753613
keep attacking liberty
>>76753786
you used up all your dubs
>>76753613
Attack Liberty Poo
>>76753869
Seems like it
>>76753761
>>76753843
negated
again
>>76753761
seems the gods don't favor you anymore
perhaps I will let you keep a small city when my black flag of Allah will fly high in all eastern europe and Asia
>>76754019
Attack red.
PRAISE KEK
>>76754019
Attack poo
>>76754019
attack liberty
>>76754072
We Love you KEK!
>>76754311
Attack poos
I, Trump OP officially endorse this thread
>>76754017
>>76754017
>>76754311
attack liberty
7 more moves and me and Armenian empire will meet in the middle of your ex-empire
>>76754311
Attack red.
Fuck you, kek
>>76754405
already in it
>>76754459
you shouldnt of done that
>>76754608
Attack liberty
>>76754608
Attack red.
>>76754507
Fuck kek.
>>76754608
Attack purple
>>76754711
>tfw kek is a literal kek
>>76754711
kek is giving you good rolls now again
>>76754705
>>76754791
and them shit
>>76754954
Kill red.
O KEK THE MAGNIFICENT! FUCK YOU!
>>76755072
holy fuck
>>76754954
Attack liberty
>>76754954
Get the poo
>>76755449
Attack red
>>76755449
Attack liberty
>>76755449
Attack the poo
>>76755848
Attack red.
>>76755848
Attack poo
>>76755848
Attack liberty
Dubs one time
ill be back in 5 minutes
ignore the name
>>76756073
nope
>>76756427
Kek, finish red, please.
>>76756427
Attack liberty
>>76756427
Attack poos
>>76757150
Just fuck my red up fäm
>>76757150
How is there a small poo inside my teeritory lol
Attack liberty
>>76757377
they shat all over it and i figured you wouldn't want to deal with it
>>76757377
REEEEEEEEEEEE
waiting on armenia
>>76757150
Attack purple
>>76757831
attack liberty
the end is near, buddy
>>76757831
Kill red
>>76757831
Destroy the purple poos
>>76758162
Kill red.
>>76758162
attack liberty
>>76758162
Destroy purple
>>76758488
fuck
>>76758627
Smash the poo
>>76758627
attck liberty
>>76758627
Kill red
>>76758850
Attack red.
>>76758850
Destroy the poomancer
>>76758850
finish off liberty
>>76759332
Kill red.
almost 3 hours long
>>76759332
Kill the poo spill green
>>76759332
finish off liberty, spill into neutral territorries
>>76759620
TRIPS I INVOKE THEE TO FINISH RED
>>76759620
Kill poo spill green
>>76759620
kill liberty, spill into neutral territorries
>>76760172
F
Thanks for hosting
>>76760172
seems like it's GG
you wanna continue, Armenia?
>>76760306
i will defeat you in >>76759868
thread
in about 30 turns
>>76760316
Sure
>>76760172
Attack red
>>76760408
>30
>>76760172
i attack ermenian empire on the west
since it's 2 of us and no bonuses, this will end only if u roll dubs a bunch of times in a row tho
>>76760774
Attack red
>>76760639
Let's just put it at splitting Europe in half and peacefully coexist
>>76760774
attack armenia
that +8 is from another thread right?
>>76760995
deal
GG
>>76761031
were also playing another thread
>>76760995
deal
GG.
>>76761112
>>76760995
sorry but no
you must kill each other
there is now a BONUS
every 15 territories give you +1
GG
RIP thread
