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One player spot open!
>>76695321
Invade Kim
>>76695321
Reporting
>>76695321
Also let me know if I missed you. There's alot going on, and this is my first time gosting. I will correct the mistake in the following Mupdate.
>>76695321
Attack the pink menace.
>>76695321
Attack Armenians
Defend if attacked
Invade Germany
>>76695321
Fire Every Cannon At Once At Denmark's Babies.
(That's a roll against Denmark)
>>76695450
You missed Germany, he invaded Norway.
>>76695321
Huh thought I'd done more damage to pink with my 2 dubs.
Oh well attack pink in Scotland
>>76695321
And I got Dubs
>>76695552
He also got dubs
>>76695498
Fixan.
>>76695552
He also had dibs, and you wanted Corsica.
Anybody here have payday 2 and want to play it with me on steam after this?
>>76695321
Rolling
King Conan is forced to flee deep into his core territory. Abandoning Norway and British Isles.
Expand in Northern Russia, Defend to the DEATH!
>>76695740
What's it about?
>>76695675
Yeah you added Corsica. Just fuck up pink in Scotland with the rest
>>76695901
heisting
super fun my niqq
>>76696020
I'm not much of a gamer, other than board gaming and sometimes war games (not CoD, it's shit).
>>76695922
You fucking earned Scotland.
MUPDATE.
Think I fixed Germany, Norway, and Denmark. Holy fuck, Dubs are lethal. I also missed myself. This roll is going south.
My land is open for lurkers.
I'm going to work
GG
>>76696235
Invade Armenia
Defend if attacked
>>76696235
Attack pink in England/Scotland, invade Denmark if spills are needed.
>>76696235
Attack Kim
>>76696272
Both Denmark and Morac are sitting ducks boys, unless a lurker snatches them up. Give one turn of no attacking them, then they're fair game.
>>76696235
Attacc more denmarcc
>>76696235
Continue to remove pink from Britania.
>>76696235
Rolling
Attack and Invade captured german territory through Finland!
Defend
>>76696342
>>76696379
How we dividing green if he doesn't come back or get taken over?
>>76696429
Just to be clear, NOT defending in Scotland. I abandoned that.
>>76696508
I'll burn that bridge when I cross it. I may just White it out.
>>76696520
Cede your territory there to red
>>76696508
I'll take Greece and East Italy
>>76696508
You can't attack him?
>>76696520
When England is mine, I'm gonna head east and kick your ass. Along with your buttbuddy Denmark.
>>76696596
Fine. Ceding captured English tiles to Red.
>>76696629
I know not now. Thinking ahead.
>>76696629
How many are allied with the Nazis now?
>>76696801
Me and Portugal, as far as I know.
Surrender land to armenia good night
Can I join?
Okay then, Denmark and Morac are fair game. Scramble for Africa boys, but I will give one of them to a newfag as soon as one appears.
>>76696896
Orange just opened up. But it's up to OP
>>76696896
One more player spot open, you sure can! Either that or Denmark, which won't survive the next round.
>>76696893
G'night. Orange keeps dropping people.
>>76696896
Yes, you can have Orange it seems.
>>76696982
Finish what I started and fill France. Try to march all the way to Belgium if I have enough and don't roll like shit.
>>76696982
Invade Kim
>>76696896
Or Lime Green. Your choice.
>>76696982
Cede Scotland territories to red. Move into Africa through Gibraltar.
>>76697107
I can't thank you enough.
>>76696982
Rolling
Invade Germany
Defend
>>76697151
I only went to war to defend your claim. It's only right.
>>76696982
I'll have orange as is my rightful clay. Calling all liege lords to support my claim and attack the tyranny of the greenlands to the east.
>>76696982
destroy Cold Loving Pick-nigger
PICK A SIDE, KING OF THE NORTH. LIME GREEN OR ORANGE.
>>76697313
Pink nigger
>>76697334
>>76697309
I chose orange infidel scum.
>>76697309
>>76697334
Sorry breh. Just frustrated iwth the drops.
Take the Hebrides, Orkneys, and Shetland islands. Spills into France.
Mupdate. Gave Orange a little new land to help him out. Just 5 units.
>>76697734
Wait why the fuck did I reroll?
>>76697741
>>76697734
I'm a retard.
>>76697741
Fuck up orange some more
>>76697741
Continue African expansion down by the canaries.
>>76697741
Forgot my last roll, adding it and the 1 get next mupdate.
>>76697734
That's greyed out clay. Can we take it? Just assumed we couldn't.
>>76697741
King Conan realizes that he must submit to Germany to save the white race. Ceding all lands to The New Reich!
>>76697917
What? At least find a new player.
>>76697904
I assume all land claims goes to France and Belgium then.
>>76697917
Fuck no, cedes ruin fair play. He can have 19 units, everything else he must annex normally.
>>76697986
I surrendered. Pretty sure germany gets it all since we were at war. In any case, I'm out
>>76697917
No quitcede fag
>>76698088
He can have 19 units, the rest he has to invade before I give it to a newfag.
>>76697741
Take the Greek Green Clay and Expand down the Eastern Coast of Italy
>>76698048
Up to you and Germany who gets Netherlands Belgium etc I'm happy with Africa for the moment
>>76698188
>88
Sieg heil.
>>76698246
Templar, what is you roll for this round?
>>76698238
He's going for Italians and Greeks, so I'm sure he doesn't mind.
>>76698300
Take Belgium and Netherlands.>>76697734
>>76698308
It's fine by me to.
>>76698373
Wait shit that was before the mapdate though.
>>76698388
That's good.
Expand in France.
>>76698551
Why do I keep on doing this?
>>76698373
Got it. I'll give you to very first roll get, the 34. MUPDATE.
>>76698642
Take all unclaimed spaces surrounding France, spills into England.
>>76698642
Finish canaries move east towards Algeria
>>76698551
That's you roll. Slow down a bit.
>>76698642
Get orange
>>76698642
Take all of Greece
>>76698750
I know, also you have some land OP. Why aren't you playing.. anymore?
>>76698879
Kek, I'm focusing on you guys more than myself. I'll fix up the Greater Anasazi.
West will soon meet east. This will be interesting.
>>76698642
Push east. We must erase green
>>76699009
Say Pedro, you're going to be colliding with the Armenians soon. You wouldn't be against helping me reign him in a little, would you?
>>76699146
Lunatic! The Anasazi are a peaceful folk!
>>76699152
There is still much land to take before then. We will see.
>>76699152
Next round I'll help you grow in Russia.
>inb4 expand northern Norway/western Italy if Germany/Portugal approves
MUPDATE. Total War is upon us.
>>76699261
THE KING IN DA NORF
>>76699286
I have no problem with that.
>>76699329
Attack orange
>>76699329
I repel the shitskins of the East.
>>76699329
ATTACK THOSE SOUTHRON SHITS IN THE SOUTH.
>>76699329
Continue east.
If anybody here hasn't already joined:
>>76698840
>>76699390
Sorry OP didn't mean to attack you. Thought you were the Armenians. Non aggression pact?
>>76699329
Take the western Italian islands and attack green in Africa, I will take down the Armenian scum.
>>76699456
I took my land back already. I have no current intention of taking more. Keep it that way.
>>76699329
Want to ally against the King in the North, GAE?
>>76699479
>have attacked nobody but orange newfags
>scum
wew
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>>76699608
How does it feel to be a bottom bitch to cockroaches?
>>76699608
Let me think it over. Tbqh, you both scare my people.
M-M-M-MUPDATE. Is Germany AFK?
>>76699724
Wait are you the one who is trying to take over in the east? Fuck I'm getting shit mixed up.
>>76699733
I'm about to be fighting a war on three fronts. I think asking for any alliances is justified
>>76699797
Same again cont. East
>>76699797
Attack orange
Take Italian land from green, expand in France.
>>76699797
Attack more of those Armenian scum. First priority defend but if points remain full assault.
>>76699808
OP is dark green
I am purple
King is orange
>>76699797
Hope Germany is still playing. He's only the largest empire after all.
>>76700008
Are OP and King of the North allied? Got to say I'm pretty ignorant to your eastern politics.
Okay, I'll straighten it out.
>Knight's Templar is Red. He helped destroy the French very early on, and repelled Conan from Scotland. NAP with Pedro.
>Pedro is creeping along North Africa. He also helped repel Conan from Scotland.
>Germany is big af. Maybe AFK.
>Armenians ruled Northeast Africa forever. Very aggressive towards Orange.
>King of the North recently aquired Middle East land. Fighting back Armenians.
>Ansazi has made no major plays, other than a brief squabble with King of the North.
Everyone else is AFK.
>>76700008
Oh, I'm attacking orange then. could I cross your place to destroy orange?
>>76700128
I am in a Cold War with the King of the North. He attacked me, then very quickly backed off.
>>76700158
No, you can't.
t. OP. You'll have to cross through Finland and Russia.
>>76700130
Be nice to find a player for pink. Thanks for straightening that out.
>>76700158
South'ron shits. We're supposed to be allies.
>>76700263
Could I end my NAP with the Axis so I can get to orange then? (Still Christian so allies with Portugal)
>>76700373
Sacrebleu, I spit on yeu, baguette, baguette!
>>76700380
If Germany truly is gone were going to have to dramatically redraw the map of Europe and Africa.
>>76700282
Pink dropped yeah, he wanted Gernmany to take his land, then Germany dissappeared. Funny.
>>76700380
Of course. But I'm in the way. Is that what you want, or are you just going above me?
Also Mupdate. Did I get everyone?
>>76700596
Attack orange
>>76700596
Invade more purple.
>>76700513
>fucks with Germany
>Germany comes back
>thinks we're turning our backs on him
>he fucks us in the ass like he did Denmark and Pinkcunts
>>76700596
Same again please.
>>76700596
Taking northern Norway, through Northern Sweden.
>>76700637
Holy shit, I'd kek so hard. He's been right next to me and all I've done is give him leeway.
>>76700677
From England also, and spills go to Finland then northern Russia.
>>76700626
>>76700636
>double Pali
>both negate eachother's attacks
nice
>>76700637
Yeah. Might want to give him a bit more time. You've still got England and Belgium to take.
>>76695321
GET THIS TRASH OFF /POL/ YOU FAGGOT ASS NERDS
>>76700659
You have two left, but if you want Armenia you'll have to take Templar's two small pieces. Your move is on standby.
>>76700596
THE REICH IS BACK TAKE GREECE AND NETHERLANDS
>>76700797
Ceding those two pieces to him.
>>76700707
Cool if I have those African territories?
>>76700945
Thanks man.
>>76700983
Do you intend on attacking me?
>>76700942
I knew you were gonna come back. If I cross Norway, Sweden, and Finland to kill orange, is that okay to you?
>>76700942
Hey Germany, as you can see, I have not touched you. We cool, right?
MUPDATE, BIG GUY 4U IS BACK.
>>76700942
Welcome back. Totally weren't thinking of Jewing you hahaha...
>>76700945
>>76700957
Done, sorry 'bout that. You'll see it next Mupdate.
>>76701072
Fill England
>>76701050
Not sure yet. Next move is for Cyprus.
>>76701072
Also I'm taking that roll and moving on up.
>>76701072
Defend first
Attack orange with rest
>>76701072
Invade the Armenians some more.
>>76701155
Your spills?
>>76701199
>>76701193
THE KING IN DA NORF PRAISE THE OLD GODS
>>76701155
Spill into Russia if necessary. I request another NAP from Germany now that he is back.
>>76701072
FUCK I LOST FINWAY
WATEVVER TAKE ALL THE BLUE LAND OF THE NORTH
>>76701193
NAP? Orange is scaring me. Together, we'll make him a rat in a trap.
>>76701239
Could I take some Russian land? It's why I expanded to the North in the first place. Orange has been trying to genocide OP for the past 5 turns.
>>76701237
Germany owns Russia, and you want a NAP? Think son, think! Take Denmark, he's long gone.
>>76701409
Your grace may your wisdom ever elude you. I believe that we must form an alliance for the greater good of the realm. The huns and the french will take advantage of you once they're done with me. I fight for freedom and justice. They fight for kebabs and terror.
>>76701501
sURE ye
Dont ya dare take denmark tho
>>76701507
Land cedings, I'll cede Sweden and Finland to Germany.
>>76701409
>>76701501
Triple Alliance to rid the East of Orange?
>>76701596
Looks like everyone but Germany wants orange to die.
>>76701657
>>76701596
But why?
>>76701554
Nigga you are the only cunt who has attacked me at all, even if you backed out of it real quick. Arm has been a very accommodating southern neighbor.
Give me everything East of the Caspian sea, and I'll stay out.
>>76701657
I can't get to him so..
>>76701685
POO.
>>76701657
Feel kinda bad for Orange. Might play a Franco here and Sit it out.
>>76701554
I fight for whites and Christianity.
>>76701690
Deal. You can have the Caspian. I'll even throw in some of my conquered territories for good measure.
World War when?
>>76701784
Alright. I will not attack you. I gotta update the map though, Templar and Germany are confusing me. Who is giving up what?
>>76701965
Are you giving anything to Templar?
>>76701965
Soon by the looks of things.
>>76701965
>Northking's soldiers are ambushed
>whole villages raided by the Templars
>women raped, children murdered
>men enslaved
>>76701975
I'm giving Sweden and Finland to the Reich.
>>76702040
Cede him just enough so he can reach orange
>>76702095
That doesn't sound very Christian?
Btw guys, after this I'm gonna OP a game on a US map, nein people max
Mupdate, I'm heading north.
>>76702241
Pedro want to be allies? We need to fight the stinky frenchmen.
>>76702303
Attack orange
>>76702241
Neither does colonizing part of a continent, killing off natives, fucking their women and then killing their men. If you leave natives alive, they're gonna turn the place into Peru.
>>76702303
Invade more purple to west
>>76702251
Sounds cool. Im going to see how long this takes to play out though.
>>76702303
Fill Belgium, attack orange.
>>76702369
Woah 69.
Take the last bit of the Greek land then all the white in between Germany and France
>>76702403
Need some assistance, Templars
>>76702303
Take white Isles in the Aegean.
>>76702363
Fair play.
>>76702476
I'll gladly take some.
Thinks are getting really hot. I'm grabbing some leftover pink.
>>76702824
Lead the assault on the Orange menace
>>76702824
Continue to take Isles and take the nearby green ones off Greek coast.
>>76702970
9 points left. Spill?
>>76702824
Since I'm almost out of neutral land. Can I take any peaceful actions like building up armies?
>>76702824
Invade Armenian shits westward.
>>76702824
Take all the orange/pink/white land you can.
>>76703078
>peaceful
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You cheeky boob, you made me spill my drink.
>>76703169
Fine fuck it. CRUSADE FOR JERUSALEM BROTHERS OF THE CROSS ANSWER THE CALL! Forward east.
>>76703290
Yes. To arms brother to arms.
>>76703290
GLOOORY! The Lord requests, and so he shall recieve!
>>76703290
You have treaded Armenian Soil. So be it.
Mupdate. Templar made a big play, as did Pedro.
>>76703455
Fill the white near France.
>>76703455
>My first dubs.
And I didn't even state my play. Grabbing Blue. Defend if need be.
>>76703455
Invade more Armenian shits west
>>76703455
TO JERUSALEM!
>>76703455
Defend
>be knight
>conquer Europa
>genocide slavs
>French and Anglo redheads outbreed slav population
>tax the conquered lands heavily
>ride north to what will soon be France and Belgium
Ave Maria!
Ave Maria!
>>76703728
We've built quite the Europa.
>>76703902
We have, haven't we, brother?
Waiting on you Kraut.
>>76704021
Think he went AFK again.
>>76704021
What does defend do? Haven't had to yet.
>>76704069
It just counteracts any attack from an enemy.
>A attacks B, rolls a 0.
>B defends, rolls a 9.
>B loses 5 squares, as opposed to 15.
>>76704159
I see. Thanks.
Germany is too slow. Mupdate.
I roll to attack Germany south of the Black sea.
>>76704312
Jerusalem is close brothers. Forward!
>>76704312
Attack Templars north.
>>76704312
Attack the dark green for attacking Germany. Sorry, we have a pact
>>76704404
Holy shit a palindrome 404. Jesus.
>>76704048
Can you help me out with orange?>>76704312
Defend
>>76704407
>>76704312
I'm still up for an Alliance OP.
>>76704468
You are my ally now. Purge them.
>>76704542
Fuck off you raided my villages and raped my woman in the name of a false God. You will get no quarter from me.
Can someone tell me the alliances?
>>76704468
Remove the Templar, and I will crush both the German and the Armenian for you.
Join me in my Kiva pit, and will will rule Europe for 1000 years.
>>76704703
I will kill you. You literally have no chance against me if you don't ally with me.
>>76704748
Templar and I have the world's oldest alliance. Germany is kind of a part of it but afk.
>>76704750
It is done. Henceforth we will wage a glorious crusade on our infidel enemies.
>>76704911
9/11
Sure it's not a jihad?
Yeah, Germany is AFK. Let me know if I goofed.
>>76704750
>>76704542
Judases! Both of you! Dirty Jewish backstabbing traitors!
I hope you both are crushed by each other and the King of the North should I fall. Shall you both burn in the depths of hellfire!
>>76705010
Attack orange.
>>76705010
My only desire is Jerusalem continue.
>>76705010
Taking that 0 straight into the Arm.
>>76705010
ATTACK THE GREEN JUDAS
>>76705046
We learned from the best.
>>76705077
GOD WILLS IT!!!!
>>76705046
(Breaking Character)
(I would have allied you, but only Orange can keep Red off my back. I am sorry.)
I will march on a road of your bones.
>>76705010
Attack Templars up north.
Attack Templars in France.
>>76705010
Remember my dubs op
Mupdate, Germany is still MIA.
Remove Purple.
>>76705364
Don't see the map
>>76705335
>>76705364
Or not. Let's go again. 64 was my roll however.
>>76705335
>green is slowly taking over Germany and Poland
>attack Templars they're the real enemy
>>76704312
>>76705453
Attack Green.
>>76705453
I only really want Israel can you move the east bits north please?
>>76705453
Attack Templar stormfags north.
>>76705453
I ATTACKED YOU NOT ORANGE
SMITE THE GREEN JUDAS AGAIN
>>76705098
>>76705453
For my turn take the white parts down south.
>>76705335
allies germany?
attack GREEN
>>76705636
Ohhh sheeiittt.
>>76705237
>>76705335
WAIT FUCK YOU NORTH! HE'S BEEN CHEATING
>>76705683
how?
>>76705636
I was almost gonna go against you until I realized this.
>>76705683
HA JEW TRIED TO STEAL MY IP AND THROUGH NO ONE WOULD NOTICE LOL
>>76705572
Once the holy lands are secure I see no need for bloodshed between our two people's to continue. You would be wise to accept such an offer.
>>76705636
Where at? We are both big.
>>76705766
>>76705794
Yes its true I was cheating. What can you expect from a goyim? Ends justify the means.
>>76705826
ON THE CENTRAL WEST BORDER
Wait, hol' up there niggers.
Did I just watch North wear Germany's name? And I fell for it?
>>76705934
Yes.
Brothers I propose a holy alliance against the trechorus so called king of the North. Set aside our quarrelling for a moment and rid the world of this evil.
>>76705957
The little cunt. Too late now.
Armenia, I am sorry for what I have done. I will crush the orange menace in your name.
>>76705934
TEAMING UP WITH THE JEWS AND YOU BECOME JEWS BY ASSOCIATION
ALLY WITH ME SO WE CAN RID OF THIS FILTHY MERCHANT
>>76705794
Of course
>>76705934
HE EVEN FORGOT THE ) AT THE END
Mupdate. Rolling to crush the Orange menace, north of the Black Sea.
>>76706202
Sorry, meant Caspian.
>>76706202
SMITE THE ORANGE MERCHANT
>>76706202
Spill North oy vey.
Any AFK nation i can steal?
>>76706202
Take out white bit. Attack orange across the Persian gulf
>>76706276
Blues out but it's up to OP
>>76706202
Attack Germany and take France back. Fucking North...
>>76706276
We just lost Blue, but once we're done Germany is starting a United States game.
>>76706300
2 turns 2 dubs GOD WILLS IT!
>>76706355
Spills go into white spots in Belgium.
SOMEONE CEDE ME A PIECE OF LAND ON THE ORANGE BORDER
>>76706355
hWat
>>76706402
Cede him a couple of tiles.
>>76706246
You don't mind if I take a territory out so my dubs army can March on Orange do you?
>>76695321
>> armenians winning a war
kek
>>76706524
You'd split me so I would mind. Unless you'd be willing to cede me what you gain from orange.
>>76706524
Waiting on this.
>>76706638
Are you not at war with op?
>>76706476
North tricked OP into taking my territory so I'm getting it back. No worries, we're still allies. Although I'm an idiot for attacking instead of asking you to cede land.
>>76706735
I'd give you back the path as it stands
>>76706735
Not since we found that Orange was cheating and is was a dirty Jew from the start.
Will you cede me his land or no?
>>76706735
We called it off. Mupdate, wew lad, this got crazy fast.
>>76706793
Fine.
>>76706832
Obvs attacking Orange.
>>76706832
Attack orange
>>76706832
Invade more red by jove.
>>76706832
Fill in white.
>>76706832
Attack orange
>>76706887
Off by one
ROLL THE FUCKING TANKS THROUGH THE JEWISH ORANGE LAND
Mupdate. Bye bye North. Let me finish him, y'all do your own thing.
NEW BREAD NOW
>>76707134
Alright, next Mupdate or page 10 I'll do it.
>>76707126
Nothing I can do this turn
>>76707126
Finish off the Denmarkfag, and new bread I DON'T LIKE THIS! TOO BIG! TOO BIG!
>>76707207
Blue. Cede German/Denmark land to Germany.
>>76707190
You can for for what little white remians.
>>76707281
Suppose I have to sorry Templar but I have a truce till orange is destroyed.
>>76707281
Take white area at Lyon
>>76707341
I'm taking the roll you just did.
>>76707341
No problem. Destroy the kike.
>>76707397
Cool no problem.
>>76707341
You are ceding me east of the caspian right?
I'll actually let Germany finish Orange. Waiting for him, then New Bread.
DESTROY KIKE
>>76707457
We had an agreement. I'm a man of my word.
>>76707126
Regain the land taken from Green
NEW BREAD
>>76707625
>>76707625
>>76707625
Move along.
>>76707592
I'll get on that next Mupdate. That roll.
