>>76682721
The gospel of Mary Magdalene is really like reading Jesus porn so the gospel of Mary.
>>76682949
>gospel of Mary Magdalene
What Bible are you reading?
Porco il cane putrefatto di Gesù cristo Marco 27
>>76683921
Something about the rotting pork of Christ, Mark 27
>>76682721
Tie between John and Luke
>>76682721
Gospel according to St. Luke because it has the most detailed account of the Theotokos.
>>76684231
No such chapter
>>76683017
It's a Gnostic Gospel :(
>>76682721
Gospel of John. I love the synoptic gospels too, but John's articulates the salvation of the Christian faith so well. John 3:16 has become cliche at this point, and rightfully so.
>>76684573
It was a joke........
>>76684662
>gnosticism
heresy has no place here or anywhere, anon
>>76682721
Gospel of John because Protties always BTFO to his teachings
>>76682721
Luke seems to be the most comprehensive to me
What happened to the Christian threads? I haven't seen them in a while desu
>>76684984
There is usually at least 1 daily
>>76682721
John. Dat opening. Dat poetry.
>>76682721
Ecclesiastes
9:11 I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.
And always
ALWAYS
KJV
>>76684898
I agree
>>76684964
Which part, it only strengthens mine
John 3:15-18
John 10
John 6:37
>>76682721
Job, because I was depressed as fuck.
>>76686051
Not a gospel but a good read, has dinosaurs in it
And there is nothing new under the sun
>>76684984
Make one ;)
Read them in the last month. Luke was the most enjoyable. Jesus's speech when he says he came to cast fire. Truth
>>76682721
book of Daniel
book of Job
Hebrews
John
>>76683017
Do you still subscribe to the edited bible? Fucking crap with no good porn I tell you.
FUCK THE COUNCIL OF NICEA
>>76682721
John, a lot of nice quotes
>>76682721
The Gospel of Judas
>why
read it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Judas
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/lostgospel/_pdf/GospelofJudas.pdf
>>76686408
Cannon was made before then
>>76682721
john is the only correct answer
>PaulFags will try to correct me
>>76684898
I hate book burning faggots like you that try to deny history
>>76684898
it's you who is the heretic and antichrist
>>76686538
History is okay, but one must recognize the heretical nature of those books
>>76682721
Mathew because of the jewish slant and the Sermon on the Mount
>>76686519
Canon you stupid fag
>>76686538
Gonsticism is trash. I wouldn't even burn their books as they're all so evidently bogus even to the layman.
>>76686519
>cannon
They weren't made until like the 1400s.
>>76686641
>burning books
>albigensian crusade
>lol nicean christianity totally isn't the antichrist
haha, you have to stay here in hell when you die. keep worshiping the demiurge, pleb
>>76682721
I like Matthew a lot because the theology/history of it is easy to grasp from the text in that it reads a lot like the historical books of the OT. Mark and Luke do as well; I just like Matthew the most.
then John of course is similar but it doesn't read as easily as a narrative
>>76686746
Tfw when autocorrect fails :(
>>76686641
Heretical by what standards? The church is full of pedophiles and fags and murderous assholes and you think they aren't heretical?
FUCK OFF
>>76686772
Your gonna go to hell if you don't repent
>>76686951
>preaching fear and hatred, not love and peace
ok antichrist :^)
>>76686904
Well I thinks the Vatican is heretical to so its kinda a null point you brought that stuff up.
>>76687024
Is it fear and hate to tell someone they are about to walk off a cliff?
Gnostics, this is a Christian thread, go fight the demiurge somewhere else.
>>76687143
oh sorry. i forgot that jesus only saved a select few and not humanity as a whole. and you, little human, are obviously so knowledgeable that you know who is and who is not saved
god loves everyone, even those who are wrong
FUCK CHRISTKEKS
THIS IS NOW A FAVORITE NASHEED THREAD
LA ILAHA ILLA ALLAH, MOHAMMADUN RASULU ALLAH!!!
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOk4LDFSmPc
Matthew 13:31 Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is like to a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and sowed in his field: 32 Which indeed is the least of all seeds: but when it is grown, it is the greatest among herbs, and becometh a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in the branches thereof.
>>76687364
Of course, because your God is an idol
>>76687364
I don't know who's the elect are, just what some one must do. If I did, I wouldn't waste my time spreading the gospel
>>76687611
oh is that from the law of moses? i thought this was a christian thread, not a jewish one
>>76687807
>Christians
>not almost Jewish
You're just barely not
>>76687730
>god demands you follow materialistic principals, because those matter so much in the world of spirit
this thread is getting really fucking jewish
>>76687907
The body is moved by the spirit, you must at least be aware of this. The actions of the body are often a manifestation of the will of the spirit, if you're sinning with the body you are likely sinning also in spirit, unless you're being forced in some way to do something by someone else or a demon or something.
>>76687807
Some of the Old Testament carried over numb nuts, Read 1John
>>76682721
Saint Mark, because of its detail.
>>76688214
"spirit" meaning human soul of course
>>76688214
The body is a prison for the spirit, it exists to cut our spirit off from God. The actions of the body are purely material; matter is the evil which separates us from God.
>>76684557
Do you still worship that Jewish woman more than God?
John because it is the most detailed description of love. I probably read Mark the least for some reason
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/classic/classics/Prescriptures.html
62 For ye shall think the prophet speaks only in
jest and is only a fool and
thou shalt not recognize his wisdom thereof
vefore the hour is late and at
hand, when no repentance can save thee.
>>76682721
The gospels are boring as fuck. Ooh,yeah, look at all this nothing happening. And it's the same fucking story told four slightly different ways, fuck that.
OT is where it's at, shit actually happens.
>>76682721
Judas.
>>76684984
>I haven't seen them in a while
How? They're a constant thing. One thing about these christfag shitposters is they're dedicated.
>>76684984
They moved to /his/.
>>76691998
nice! i'm partial to thomas myself
>>76691892
delete this!
>>76691892
Hail Bopp my comet of hope comith in my mouth with tennis sneakers for all - and Adidas running shoes.
>>76691174
>Do you still worship that Jewish woman more than God?
Do Jews still worship that shiny box more than God?
You have no understanding of how veneration of the Holy Ark works and why it's good to do so.
>>76682721
The very end of the Gospel of St John is quite possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever read:
"Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written." John 21:25
>>76692389
John must have been one lazy ass fuck not to write down the very best part. What a fag.
>>76692389
This is the shitty NIV sorry anons.
The REAL verse has the word "Amen" at the end and the wording is a bit different.
>>76682721
Ephesians 6:12
For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.
>>76692507
Never said anything about a "best" part.
Just that there were other things that happened.
>>76682721
Does the Protoevangelium of St. James count?
>>76692593
10/10
Never read that verse before.
>>76692614
Jesus Christ dude, you are fucked in the ass with your own crap.
Psalm 34:11
>>76692728
Are you Jewish?
Only a Jew can be this vulgar on a literal thread about the "Gospels"
Die Kike.
>>76692340
IDOLATRY
>>76682721
I like the part where Jesus is kissing Judas - so hot.
>>76692593
>spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms
That's in the Bible? Damn, Gnosticism is sounding truer and truer.
>>76692532
>fedora, the post
>>76693059
Kike Konfirmed
why are there so many christian zealots on /pol/ like seriously right next door there are pictures of anthropomorphic horses having sex
>>76693313
We are not zealots... yet. For now we have found a superior morality than that of Western 'culture'.
And we have found sanctuary in trad values. It's a better life.
>this triggers cultural marxists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT88jBAoVIM
>>76693106
Sure thing, kiwifag. You big on discussing the Council of Nycaea? How about anything else of theological value?
>>76694292
With the rapid growth of the Faith over more and more territory comes organization.
One follows the other. You can bring up tired old tropes all night long though.
>no pope in da bible
Very true, but Peter was. Christ gave His Church to Peter and today both Byzantine and Roman clergy have unbroken lineage to Peter.
>>76694292
Constantine 1 was Albanian lol
>>76685764
Ecclesiastes isn't a Gospel it's a book of wisdom like proverbs and Job
>>76694537
> unbroken lineage
>>76694292
The Council of Nicaea was hijacked for political purposes by a semi-Christian monarch and a bunch of toadying monks. But the trinitarian dogma did not take shape here, or even at the much later Council of Constantinople (although nascent trinitarianism was here discernible). Athanasius did not promulgate 'his' creed, anymore than Arius promulgated one.
>>76694761
No he wasn't, although Justinian I was probably. He actually looks Albanian in his photoshops
Constantine was half Greek, half Latin, born in what is now Yorkshire, England
>>76695158
It is still a part of the canon anon
>>76694537
Yeah, including Marozia, Pope Joan, and the Borjas
>>76695458
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illyrian_emperors
>>76682721
All of them because it's dumb to just read one and ignore the others, it's just not normal to read new testament without also reading the old testament - the bible is one book.
>>76695639
This has nothing necessarily to do with ethnicity, my shqipter friend. Most on that list had no known Illyrian genes. I do accept that probably the Illyrians were ancient Albanians, and therefore accept that Justin and Justinian were likely of Illyrian ethnicity (as they were described by ancient authors). Constantine's ancestry is a little bit muddled, but he was definitely part Latin, although his father Constantius was born in Dardania
>>76696126
For example, Diocletian was born in Dalmatia, but his birth name was the undeniably Greek 'Diokles'. Both Diocletian and Constantine (and other members of his family) had Mediterranean features, as far as can be seen (and portraiture of the time was quite realistic) whereas the non-Greco-Roman Justinian had quite different features
