>Be Mexican
>Tell white girls that I'm Italian
Works every time. Checkmate, gringos.
Okay.
Can't trust a fucking thing you people say.
Truly subhuman
Chicano Power
>>76670365
Never trust shitskins
>>76670258
Italians and mexicans are essentially the same
that does work. I can shift from white to hispanic depending on how much sun I get. thanks for the brown hair, mum.
>>76670365
Mexicans are brotier
>>76670549
So basically best of both worlds, huh?
>>76670258
Why not say Spanish bro?
>>76670549
I can shift from white to italian just by getting in my fucking sick car
>>76670258
Why not tell them you're Arab?
>be Italian
>people think I'm Mexican
>trust me, I'm Italian
>>76670589
Stfu spic trash
The only thing your people have ever contributed are tacos
>>76670788
>speak italian
>people talk to me in broken spanish
I guess it's easy to fake greasy hair.
>>76670887
What about their thicc women? Or is that just a lie from americlap tv?
>be Croatian
>people think I'm German
>>76670258
>Italian
>mexican
Same amount of shame to be honest.
Must suck going through life having to repudiate who and what you were born as.
>>76670258
Sure thing Paco.
t. Italian in Arizona
>>76670462
Italy has had a more stable government
>>76671225
DELET THIS
>>76670258
You can pretend to be Italian all you want, it won't change your Mongoloid rapebaby genes.
>>76670258
>meatball grease
>taco grease
Still a dirty grease ball diego
>>76671181
Nothing to be proud of, since most of them are t*rks.
>>76670258
HAHAH
9/10
inb4 buttmad Spics
>>76670317
sure buddy
>>76670365
FUCK YOU IM MEXICAN
>>76671623
>>76671304
sure buddy, what your saying is totally not offensive to us Mexicans
>>76671723
LOL UGLY BRIT
If you can pass for Italian and you have the right attitude and nindset, I'm willing to accept you as a white man. No need to thank me.
>Be Albanian
>People say I look Dinaric
