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''Hi, Im the doctor who will peform your heart transplant''


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>''Hi, Im the doctor who will peform your heart transplant''
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>>76634739
Where is my usual doctor Ben Carson? Oh he's "Making America Racist Again" with Donald Drumpf? Just kill me.
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Oh, hello! Judging from your skin colour I would guess that you are of Swedish descent?
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>>76634739
Are you Swedish or German, nah, I think I will go find Doctor Goldberg.
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>>76634739
>implying I have a heart
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>>76634739
Oh, thanks. By the way what are the chance of failure? I'm guessing 100 percent, since you are a negro.
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>>76634739
Nothing wrong with his skin color but

1)No ID, required at all hospitals, certainly doctors.

2) Shaking hand with left hand.

Also unless its an emergency, chances are you already knew and selected your surgeon before operation day.

0/10 apply yourself
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>>76634739
>"Hi, I'm i'll be your new doctor."
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>>76635524
I live in Marion County lol
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Hi, my name is Jamal Johnson and I'll be performing your liver transplant.
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>>76635156
>Europe
>Romania
kys.
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>>76635587
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>>76634739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXI3po8hK0
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Hello doctor but I'm here for a penis elongation
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>>76635743
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>>76635607

>"pre med"

Kek
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>>76635743
he was a good boy :(
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"Oh good, you're awake! Listen, I know you just came in for a tonsillectomy, but our records showed that you were a straight, white, able-bodied male. As per the Privilege Reduction Act of 2017, we decided to reassign your gender as well as remove your tonsils. When the meds wear off, I'll show you how to dilate your vagina."
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