Prove that the universe wasn't created last Thursday.
pro-tip: you can't.
you've been a faggot much longer than last thursday op
>>76604662
apply Occam's razor directly to statement
I can't prove it
but that's because every moment the universe is being remade
every time a unit of time passes the universe is a new universe
>>76605416
The universe being created last thursday requires far fewer assumptions than all the crazy shit that went on before it.
I guess OP is right. Thanks Occam's razor.
>>76604662
Do you worship Haruhi or something?
>>76604662
>i remember last monday
>>76604662
Prove that it was. I don't have to prove shit, the burden of proof is on you.
>>76605614
If you really think that, you are legit retarded.
the last Monday is more recent than last Thursday.
The observable universe is 14.7 billion light years.
>>76606146
>there are people in this very thread that don't realize the true implications of the razor meme
>>76606217
light was already on the way when those stars were made 6 days ago.
>>76606304
Light doesn't travel that fast Mario
>>76606300
>the razor meme
>Occam's razor is a meme
>>76606362
prove it didn't 6 days ago.
That's impossible to prove, really. Especially if you take into consideration that we might be living in a simulation. Assuming that's our reality it's safe to conclude that many aspects of our "universe" can be manipulated, including time, therefore it's not impossible that the version of the universe that we currently reside in was created last Thursday.
Example...
The simulation hardware needed upgrades and our universe was turned off, copied, old data was destroyed, and then it was all pasted into a new storage device and turned on again, thus "being created" anew.
Regardless, this is all bullshit.
>>76604662
babby's first existentialism
>>76606489
The observable universe is 14.7 billion light years in diameter - it has taken photons 14.7 billion light years(the distance light travels in one year at 186,000 miles per second) to reach us from the edge of the observable universe.
You're fucking retarded if you didn't conclude this from the first sentence. I'm done posting.
>>76606705
>he thinks space-time is bound to an observable 3-dimensional plane
:^)
>>76604662
but i remember last wednesday, so eat a dick op.
Prove to me that you're not all fabrics of my imagination
protip: you can't
>>76604662
Turkish traps are the best. Just the best.
>>76604662
Because it was clearly created on Sunday.
The universe only exists for 7 days. The world ends Saturday. Hope you're ready.
>>76606304
>somebody disproves your claim
>'no disprove it on my own terms i just made up and didn't inlude in the initial statement'
Go fuck yourself desu
>>76606891
Your memory of last Wednesday was created along with everything else last thursday
>>76604662
I have porn from last Wednesday
>anzufags
>>76607424
>Turkish traps are the best. Just the best.
>Turkish
>look at flag
ah ok..
>>76605614
We have evidence of a lot of things before it, so it's no longer a simple answer because there is lots of blatant evidence to the contrary.
Occam's razor isn't like a jury that just wants a trial to be over so they can get home and jerk off to sports where they throw up their hands and say "Let's just call it guilty and be done with it", it actually has to go through evidence.
>>76604662
Prove that you didn't just finish watching Dark City.
Protip: You can't.
>>76611561
I have no recipts claiming that I have ever bought or rented it, and it's no where in my internet history.
>>76607385
Can you imagine me with bigger tits? My boyfriend wants me to get implants, but i am scared of surgery.
>>76606705
Yeah retard, Light Travels at 186,000 miles per second right now. How do you know it traveled that fast a week ago?
>>76604662
Why are you asking /pol/?
>>76606217
Computer simulation takes care of that, plus why we would suddenly appear last Thursday, with a past.
>>76606362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalos_hypothesis
It's called Last Thursdayism. It's a lame attempt at a thought experiment by some faggot with too much time on his hands
>>76613130
Post your tits and we'll see if your boyfriend is right.
Any Serial Experiments Lain fans here lurking ITT?
>>76606133
If people understood this and followed that, this board would be a lot better.
>>76615120
Some forced reddit "scientist" meme.
>>76611486
>We have evidence of a lot of things before it, so it's no longer a simple answer because there is lots of blatant evidence to the contrary.
realistically, you don't have any evidence that the universe wasn't created last thursday or ten seconds ago or anything.
The whole universe need only have popped into existence with everything you could use as 'evidence' already fully-formed. Just because you can carbon-date something to 12,000 years ago doesn't mean it wasn't created minutes prior specifically to look as though it was 12,000 years old.
Evidence of something existing in the universe can never be evidence of something external happening to that universe ie; its own creation
>>76613130
Fat injection then?
>>76615288
why has nobody shopped a MAGA hat onto this yet?
>>76604662
I was fucking you're mom last wednesday
>>76615483
> My theory works because all evidence against it is false under the pretenses of my theory!
>>76604662
Prove the universe wasn't created 3 years ago.
Pro-tip: you can't.
>>76615664
Do you seriously not understand something as basic as solipsism?
>>76604662
DAE just noticed she has 4 fingers?
>>76615855
You definitely don't believe this theory, so you should stop being faggot and preaching it.
>>76615469
Yes, like most horseshit on reddit, it's non-falsifiable.
>>76615893
Look closely, her fourth finger is just being mostly blocked by the middle finger.
>>76616079
So it's not really any sort of theory. Being unable to be proven false its just some faggot wanting to say "I win"
Because THE BIBLE says it was created 6000 years ago you fat, autistic fedora-sucking retard.
I took this picture before last Thursday.
>>76604662
When I was a kid, I had a ripped pair of pants that my mom converted into jean shorts. She took the remaining pant legs and sewed the remaining pieces of leg into pouches and ran a little string through the hem of the open end. I then took some craft paint and made Sonice the Hedgehog holding a ring. This was all back in 1992, so I can at least prove the universe was made sometime before 1992.
>>76616079
That's the point, you mongoloid. It's designed as a counter to non-falsifiable claims.
>>76604662
Two Thursdays ago, you were still shitting in the same place you are now. What has changed, bud?
>>76604662
dang your right hehe
All we can do is to apply belief and verify its current effectiveness through results, we then call knowledge.
I want to have
sex with anzu
in every available hole
Please
>>76604662
Proofs don't really exist outside mathematics, and you can never be certain of the validity of even the simplest of those logical proofs. (It's possible that we are mistaken that 2+2=4.)
Since nothing that non-autistic people care about (i.e., the empirical world) can be known even probabilistically, some form of faith is necessary for sanity.
How can the mirror collect dust if there is no mirror or dust
carbon dating
Fucking flat earth faggots
LMAO
>>76617965
carbon dating and all other kinds of proof of aging were created last thrusday at the time of the creation of everything else
Love the last Thursday drop but I would argue the same way Descartes argues against the evil decvier and the brain machine
>>76618065
then we don't know, we assume based on reasoning
maybe we're all wrong, but until a better theory arises, we'll use this one
>>76618083
so conspiracy theory
>>76604662
I banged your mom last Monday.
>le everything is unknowable but I can somehow get my knowledge together enough to talk about it on the internet on my computer in english
ok reddit
>>76606300
>razor meme
>>76618403
>le things must be knowable cus i woudl feel uncomfortably baseless if i had no """""""""""objectivity""""""""""""
ok le leddit
>>76605509
If time is infinite how could you even define a time unit.
>>76618705
> if numbers are infinite how could you even define a number unit.
1, 2, 3. We still got infinite numbers.
>>76604662
my vehicles are older than the universe then
>>76604662
>ywn suck anzu's cute little toes
why even live? Kill la Kill is a shit tier anime tho.
>>76606300
>razor meme
>>76604662
Well,I remember your mom blew me on Monday, and wasn't very good at it..........
>>76604662
OP...
Absolute nothingness can't exist in the realm existence. That is the most basic natural law.
The ‘Universe’ contains EVERYTHING that exists. It follows immediately that there is NOTHING outside of the universe. Therefore there cannot be any kind of a thing outside the universe. So it suffices to say the universe wasn’t created by anything because everything is inside the universe.
This is sort of confusing if you're trying to factor in time.
One could say that 10,000 things emerged from The Nothing or that Nothing saw it's reflection and gave birth to 10,000 things.
But the immeasurable and measurable could like wise not exist in the realm of nothing. This includes time and without a prior passage of time, then it was eternally The realm of existance.
>>76619849
on a scale of 1-10 how smart do you FEEL
>>76620188
Next to >>76619849
I'm just happy I'm not that retarded
>>76605614
Occam's Razor applies to absurdity, not simplicity.
>>76604662
I have an electricity bill from last month
>>76621479
>posting the shopped version
WEW LAD
any actual anzu nudes?
>>76620188
Nothing was there prior to the passage time so the universe could not of been created. Due to the fact that creation requires a cause and effect, the distance between is time. Without a measurable distance it was without time eternal.
Don't know how else to simplify this for you.
The Universe simply is because the latter can't exist.
>>76604662
You're right. I can't.
Just like you can't prove the universe was created 5 minutes ago.
Am I real? Is everything you know a lie?
>>76618962
Does not apply to time. Numbers are for defining things... time must be defined.
Because I remember last Tuesday.
>>76622180
Phone number to FBI's fucking bombsquad, lmfao.
Fuck op post more qts
>>76622808
>>76605509
well not in our third dimension so that doesnt really matter since we cant prove that there are more than 3 dimensions
>>76622180
That's the number for the Boston division of the FBI's bomb squad. Don't dial it niggers.
>>76622219
That really depends on how you see an integer. They assume all the qualities of variant stages of infinity.
1÷3= 3 infinite decrements of .3
if 1 contains 3 parts .3cont. then it always did.
The limit you place on definition is your inability see beyond the walls of language.
>proving a negative.
Stop right there! You seem to be a retard.
>>76606705
Those photons where placed on the path at the instant the universe was created and them with it.
>>76623086
also numbers are used to measure distance and time is a distance.
>>76604662
The burden of proof lies on those who can prove their theories, not those who disprove.
TL;DR, OP has been a faggot much longer than Thursday
>>76605509
>I can't prove it but that's because every moment the universe is being remade. Every time a unit of time passes the universe is a new universe.
"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.” - Heraclitus
>>76616304
not an argument
you do realize someone who was high wrote that book of lies?
>>76604662
you just went full retard nigga
>>76604662
Define Thursday.
Thursday can only exist in relation to the other days of the week, If there was a Thursday, there must have been a preceding Wednesday.
>>76604662
A better question would be, "Why is the universe expanding/growing from a point as opposed to being stationary or expanding/growing omni directional."
>>76623386
>>76624136
not an argument
>>76624106
and to add to that point. Why isn't the universe near perfectly symmetrical?
POST
MORE
ANZU
>She will never model them
Why even live?
>>76624577
thats a lot of padding
she doesnt even need a bra because she has no tits
>>76604662
Is that a boy or a girl?
>>76622033
She refuses to model swimsuits. She throws a sticker on the face of all her pictures where the outfit shows too much leg.
Turkroaches, man.
>>76624865
>implying
>>76624893
girl, not that it matters
>>76604662
Prove to me someone has sauce on this chick
>Occam's Razor
>>76625054
she has no tits m8
>>76625258
anzujaamu
turkroach
she has a tumblr and a youtube and some other stuff
>>76625347
my point is that it doesn't really matter
people who are into cute girls generally don't care about fat cow tits
>>76624508
this 2bhfam.
>>76625347
>implying that's a bad thing
>>76625347
>>76625258
>>76625054
>>76625033
>>76624893
>>76624865
""""""she""""""
>>76604662
my torrent client said "seeding since 8:30 AM 1 JUNE 2016"
>>76625578
She being a trap just makes it better
>>76625656
>i am aroused by male sex organs
Humungous faglord detected.
>>76625578
>>76625656
Exactly, I wish it were true. Sadly she has a real vagoo and gets fugged by her gross boyfriend.
>>76625818
>gets fugged by her gross boyfriend
don't remind me
>>76625812
reminder that /pol/ is gay for traps board :^)
>>76625347
So? If the dick gets hard, it's good enough.
>>76604662
>All the niggas ITT not getting the point of Last Thursdayism
/pol/, home of intellectual giants.
>>76626415
And OP is a giant dick.
>>76619849
This is the dumbest shit I've ever read.
If this was the 1800's, and you had no idea that things like computers could exist, I'd forgive you. But its not and you do.
>anzu will never take a picture in this with no bra on underneath
>>76625578
anzu is an anorexic girl. fag
>>76626415
most of us get it. it's just stupid philosophy. we know the universe isn't a week old as there's plenty of evidence to support that it's been here much longer than we have ever existed.
>>76618705
>A point may not be considered a part of a line.
>A true continuum is simply something connected in itself and cannot be split into separate
>pieces; that contradicts its nature.
>>76604662
>last thursday
that's an old meme
>>76624893
Grill with bennis
>>76604662
Prove that anzu isn't a boy
pro-tip: you can't.
Because I remember yesterday.
Sadly.
>>76604662
Despite my occram-senses say otherwise, I really cannot disprove your theory OP. You got me on this one.
>>76626798
She's posted old family pictures and turkroaches don't put up with this nu-western tranny bullshit.
Check and mate.
>>76626619
>plenty of evidence to support
>still not getting it.
>>76626798
prove that you're not just a nigger on base lockdown. pro tip: you can't
>>76612670
A chick gave me a copy of Dark City when I was in college in 2012. Same thing could have happened to you. Checkmate.
>>76604662
You can always go on about things like:
>What if life as we know it is a simulation
>What if I really was born yesterday and all my memories until now are implanted and false
>What if I'm the only human being in an alien world, being observed (or vice versa, what if I'm not human but made to believe I am)
>What if "life is but a dream"
etc. You can never prove or disprove this stuff, it's like the argument for whether or not god exists. All you can really go on is "cogito ergo sum".
>tfw you wake up, fresh out of the cryo simulation chamber
>"Congratulations Zorgah, you've completed one human lifetime's worth of experiences on Earth. You're now ready to begin your infiltration in your artificial human body."
Would you?
>>76627046
Yes family pictures of his childhood, and he already mentioned he needs muscle to go out in public or the ackbars try to lynch him
Every country has the victims of jewish propaganda, only difference is the number
>>76627110
this
>>76627355
fuck off with your bullshit. it's a retarded philosophical thought experiment that people like you use to physical scientists to annoy us. In reality, no one gives a fuck. I came here to shitpost on a shitpost.
>>76627355
Didn't NASA recently run an experiment proving that we live in a "simulation"? (I suspect the term is purposefully misused to serve clickbait articles, but w/e)
>>76627046
You mite b surprised to find out Istanbul is considered to be the tranny capital of Europe and the lgbt capital of Eastern Europe, they have a huge yearly "pride" parade
anzu is a girl tho
>>76627733
is she from istanbul?
she may look white but she is a roach
>>76626798
Let me suck her cock and then I'll tell you
>>76627873
she's clearly a bulgarian rape baby but it doesn't matter.
>>76629201
does she have nice thighs or does it only look like it because shes sitting down
>>76604662
>ITT: underage faggots RPing as 'old-fags' by reading wiki entries
I love summer.
>>76604662
>i killed an oilfag last monday
>>76606217
Which is a distance of measurement and not time.
>>76627355
>Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
gb2 /hoc/
