I'm going on vaccation through the balkans and then permanently stay in Croatia with my Serbian girlfriend close to the Serbian border so we can still see her family often.
What to expect?
Slavshit
VrxG1npq
We Croats ain't slavs, we true aryans not fake aryans like Germans.
I am a Serb. Fuck your whore traitor girlfriend, I hope some slavonian Ustasa caves her face in when he hears her accent.
I am voting "no" to a EU referendum because we're not selling the homeland off for validation like the other Eu countries. We'll even be better or on par with other eastern eu countries in a few years, and without Brussels backing us. Serbs are very competent. We don't need you.
>>76600917
so you're going to work there?
good luck
>>76600917
>What to expect?
Just don't squat like a Western spy and you'll be fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM
>>76601947
>We'll even be better or on par with other eastern eu countries in a few years
good luck with that
crvati doslovno na aparatima
>>76601947
Your living in the US how is she a traitor?
Girls just can't resist the BDD
>>76601947
Here we see the tipical 12 year old diaspora serb
>>76600917
Better stay in other parts of county, it's not so big country to can't se her family.
>her family
Kek
This sounds like it's her idea and you just say yes.
You'll see what I mean dear beta
>>76602518
We are not such slavs
There is no full adidas tracksuits and no squatting
Altho adidas and nike is everywhere
You should expect some Hostel level shit
Which is why I'll never visit those fucked up countries
>>76602916
Delusional dumbass
>>76600917
That's cool bro. Newer generations of Serbs and Croats (unlike the traitor here >>76601947 ) are cool. You don't have to expect anything but play it safe for a bit until you settle down. The bad blood of our ancestors still lingers a bit.
I remember playing WoW long time ago and I and another guildmate found out that we're from Serbia/Croatia. He was kinda cautious and nervous and asked if we're cool and I didn't see a reason why wouldn't we be.
Also last year I was in Croatias capital, Zagreb, and it was one of the best experiences
>TL;DR newer generations are cool, can't wait for old ones to die out.
>>76601947
>we
On another continent.
Troll or retarded
Thanks for laugh
>ook ima vise srba i hrvata na pol nego na ex-yu
>>76600917
croatia was beautiful when i went but i was on te coast dunno what it looks like on the border wuth serbia
>>76600917
croatia is like your girlfriend
pretty too look at, shit to live with
>>76602916
>croatia
>not safe
we dont have blacks here, and gypsies have gone missing since ww2
>>76601617
we are bunch of stuff m8
zagorci and turopoljci are actual Croats (slavic tribe) though
>>76602518
we don't squat
i thought everybody just uses chairs until i came here and saw all the russian squatting and stuff
expect to get backstabbed
>>76603247
Its like anerican hillbillys only a bit more cooler
Rakija kobasice and janjetina prevail and eveyone is redpilled,also a lot of farms and beautiful countryside. Lots of tension between serbs and croats on the border tho. Oh and almost everyobe has a gun hidden away in their attic from the war so its safe
>>76603027
It's ok until it's not.
You must understand that war was in our county.
Don't shit about that when you are visiting and that's it.
>>76603397
You mean your throath cut out?
Srbosjek is best weapon
>>76603447
neznam ja koga je porobilo i pomuslimanilo a tko je sprjecio prodor turaka u europu, burekdžijinico....
Nabijem te na svoj krasni neobrezani kurac, smece prokleto, dovoljno sam se ovdje u njemackoj nagledo tvojih koji pricaju u kombinaciji infinitv+prezent bez imalo gramatike koji su se umislili da su "baje" jer zaradjuju OJRE (ne eure, OJRE) da znam kakva ste stoka... Srbi su mi neusporedivo drazi od vas jer barem imaju stav i voljni su komunicirat i zajebat sistem dok vi stoka samo zelite zajebat jedni druge, jer ste proklete muslimancine smrdljive izmjesane sa turskom stokom, i sada odjebi majmune osakacenog kurca i odi lec, kretencino prljava, ali prije svega, operi guzicu jer tvoj dragi smrdljivi alah ne odobrava brisanje supka sa wc-papirom.... jebemti Boga sto te stvori toliko glupim, majmune
>>76603486
Nice copypasta
>>76603486
Ovaj prije tebe je bio bolji
>>76602904
>>76603289
Well I guess technically you guys are Germanics with a Slavic culture.
The true Master race!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHUA97kQj70
>>76600917
two awesome countries I like
>>76600917
Croats are somehow pretty White, atleast zlatans kids became white. Proves it
Croatia is chill, serbs are dodgy as fuck tho.
>>76600917
not travel advices subforum
post in the correct chan
that's not /pol/ related
>>76600917
Why move to Croatia and not stay in the Netherlands?
>>76604172
>Goth theory
It's not true
>>76607412
Also,this.
>>76600917
>Staying in Cru-atia instead of Serbia
That's unfortunate
>>76607619
I also think moving to Croatia is a bad idea.
Good luck, beta. You will be beaten soon (because you are beta). Betas are not tolerated there.
>>76604172
>he fell for the gothic meme
they're essentially Iranic
>>76603397
I was going to post that, thief! :(
>>76601947
The diaspora is shit
All of Yugoslavia must unite under one nationalist government and end the existance of Serbia and Croatia and all the others, while at the same time ascending the history of all into legendary and mythological heights.
We are only strong together, no Romanians, Greeks, Germans, Russians, Turks etc could ever love us as we can love ourselves.
We defended Kraina and Kosovo together against the turks, we did more together in common benefits than we fought eachother, but no let us cling to the crimes of the ustashe, chetnik and partisan filth, and the last war... Fuck that.
>>76607970
Nah, it won't work. They should stay independent and learn to co-exist. Possibly enter some trade agreement.
I always wondered why Croats are so much more liked in Germany than Serbs or Kosovo dudes
>>76607886
this theory came from the fact that someone found a plate that said something along the lines of horoathos whitch somehow sounds like Hrvat just becase some iranian wrote our name doesn't mean we are Iranian
>>76607970
>but no let us cling to the crimes of the ustashe, chetnik and partisan filth
What's left of us then? That's the only heritage we have.
Either we roleplay as Slavic brothers or we genocide each other over the religious differences, it's your call really.
And we Slovenes will always distance ourselves from your barbaric ways
>>76607886
We Aryans now.
>>76603027
I dont know, some of the newer generations are utter cancer too.
But yeah, besides, there is more good blood between us than there is bad. Like, what we did to the Serbs can not overshadow how Tomislav saved Serbia from Bulgaria, or how Tvrtko and Croat Crusaders aided our Serbian brothers on Kosovo, just like the crimes of the so called "Sprska Kraina" can not overshadow the deeds of the brave Kraina serbs who held off the Ottomans together with the Croats.
>tl;dr if it wasnt for yugoslavs working together Europe would be a Turkish province
>>76608111
hmm really makes you think huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ua1WB-fovQ
>>76600917
>Moving to Croatia
>Settle close to the Serbian border
Nigger what are you doing?? That shit is all fucked up, with no prospect for future.
Either go to the coast and enjoy how fucking beautiful it is, if you can work remotely for a Netherlands company that's even more ace.
Or stay in fucking Netherlands and travel by EasyJet or some cheap airline to Belgrade every so often. Because you sure wont have enough money for gas if you stay somewhere in fucking Slavonia or shit like that.
>>76608111
>Croats are Germanboos
>Bosnians are Islamboos
>Serbs are Russiaboos
>>76608116
Nigga there was even a documentary on HRT1 about muh Iranic origins. It's been shut down from the youtube but it was pretty based. It's probably not far away from the truth but yes, there's nothing Iranic about you except from the name now
>>76602435
K U L E N
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>>76608127
>that is the only hertiage we have
Guess that is true for Slovenia, given that your history starts in 1945. Hey, at least Macedonia tried to steal a history so they can have one, but you aint even trying.
>religious differences
Aye, the problem started when the people accepted the jew on the stick or even worse, the originally israelite arab childmolester, as their saviours.
It is pathetic, they should either realise they worship the same abrahamic god or abandon it, we gain nothing from divisions.
>>76608611
having a nation state=/=start of a nation's history
should've paid attention in school, orherwise you wouldn't be a manual labourer like the rest of you Dinaric mongrels
>>76608611
Our history starts with Karantanija, but well memed my friend :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carantania
>hurr religion is a lie durrr
You're getting awfully close to the "partisan filth" ideology now Safet. Exactly what I said.
>>76600917
Depends what you want to do in Croatia.
Me and my Wife have a marketing/media company in croatia in the tourism industry so if you need help with infos just ask.
>>76608286
Wow maybe race subconcience exist then, because I doubt that most Germans know about this.
>>76608417
He will have kulen and šljivovica so it will be good. I love kulen and šljivovica.
>>76608876
this whole "germanboo" thing isnt really true though. most people from the balkans just want to move to germany to milk those lovely €'s for a few years, then buy a BMW and move back home to some shitty village. thats pretty much how social advancement works in the balkans
Anyone ever been to Grubisno Polje? My family came from there.
>>76609110
Yes. I am a Croatiaboo but also love shekels. These loves are often in opposition.
>>76609038
agreed, I make pic related and one day I'll distill my own spirits too
>>76609199
>Grubisno Polje
literally dead mans land, no young people and i think only 60% of the population is even croatia , before the war it was mostly serbs and croatians.
>>76600917
Slavonia (region bordering Serbia) is a suicidal hellhole that has been in constant demise since the break up of Yugoslavia. Only wealthy parts of Croatia are parts of the coast and Zagreb.
>>76607970
>All of Yugoslavia must unite
Yeah, so we can carry your broke asses once again. Get your shit together, get on our lvl and then we can talk...maybe.
>>76609110
>>76609202
I only know one 50/50 german croatian gril who is a friend and I want to fuck forever, and I will, so help me god.
/thread
>>76609373
Well shit.
>>76600917
Literally why. My wife is Croatian and when we go somewhere special its either Belgrade where I live [and where she will live in a year] or Croatian coastline. Or Zagreb if she can't get out of work.
The part on the border is shit. You are better off to spend time with her family a bit and then just go to the seaside for rest and relaxation or Belgrade for nightlife.
>>76609473
>we can carry your broke asses once again
>get on our lvl and
Much of the industry of Yugoslavia was moved to Slovenia so they could stop being a shithole. Part of Tito's redistributions.
>>76609975
OP here, both me and my girlfriend want to move to a white country and escape multiculturalism.
>>76603027
sledeci put ostani tamo picka ti materina kurvina
>>76609980
Yeah and i guess you were told that by a Serb?
Serbs are literally KANGZ. we wuz royal family n shiiet.
Look at which country has a much better standard 25 years later
>>76609980
Your point being?
>>76610314
Depending on your skills you can find a better place to live. I wouldn't still suggest rural part between Serbia and Croatia.
>>76600917
Watch out for serb separatists
>>76609299
My grandfather makes his own Rakija, best shit I've ever drank.
>>76603027
Newer generations are "cool" with everyone including niggers. Nigs come here and cost us 1000$ each per month and people my age just say: "Wellp as long as they are not criminals it˙s all okay".
The only ones who care about mass immigration are 30+
>>76610498
Ah a Serb diaspora. If Serbia is so great why won˙t your family go back?
>>76610314
That sounds pretty redpilled I must admit, allthough you are moving into an area ruled by turks for 600 or so years.
Great scenery though, godspeed Hans.
>>76610328
vidi maloga kako je ljut, slatko
>>76610395
Wew lad. That doesn't disprove my point.
>Look at which country has a much better standard 25 years later
Slovenia got a lot of the industry, less damage from the wars, no NATO bombings and they act less like the rest of the Balkanshits. Hence the better living standards.
>>76610314
Go to Hungary
>less cucked than both Serbia & Croatia
>higher GDP
>Still close enough for her to visit family
>Orban's fence will protect you
>>76610564
Because I'm 3rd generation Australian, even if I were to go back (haven't been yet) there's no way way in hell I'd ever fit in.
I think they will end up going back soon. They're getting old now and don't have much time left. I'll be going to China instead (with Chinese wife).
>>76610437
>get on our lvl
You're living in an ivory tower for Balkan standards.
>thinly veiled ex-yu thread
read the sticky, newfags
>>76607886
>they're essentially Iranic
Ancient Iranians were Aryans who then moved to Europe. Iran hasn't turned to shit because of Islam but because the good blood has left to Europe.
>>76600917
poor people trying to rob you since you look like a rich foreigner
>>76610931
>A chinese wife
Wow so progressive!
Enjoy speaking ching chang for the rest of your life.
I'm from Novi Sad and lately we've been having lots of tourists from Croatia. Every single one I've met has been bro tier. Why the conflict I will never understand. It's all lies, we were lied to and we can't admit to it because it makes us look stupid. Which we are. Belgrade is the last bastion of power for the red bourgeois that tore this country to pieces. We must remove kebab, though. Bosnians have to be dealt with. Herzegovians, too. BiH people from all nationalities are criminal scum, same goes for Serbs left in northern Kosovo. Serbia and Croatia have to make Balkans great again.
>>76611212
The cuck blood?
>>76608111
>I always wondered why Croats are so much more liked in Germany than Serbs or Kosovo dudes
Because they are Germanic whereas Serbs are Slavic. Croats are Germanics who were forced to adopt to a Slavic culture.
Remember that what your Nazi grandpa thought is true, while the things you're lesbian teacher has thought you are wrong.
>>76611342
There is some truth to that.
The Nordic Race has always been an empathic and altruistic race. This is our greatest weakness.
>>76610465
I dont want to move to Serbia because of >>76610517
Plus I bring strong economic skills with me that Croatia doesn't really have yet so I would be extremely benefitial to the country, we also want to live relatively traditional, she stays home raising the children while I work.
I'll probably go back when I'm old to die in the Netherlands since I fought for this country and don't want to die abroad, but I also don't want to live in this multicultural country anymore watching the nice neighbourhoods I grew up in torn to pieces by mass diaspora.
Its true that we don't really know where to live yet, but it's certain that it's going to be either Serbia or Croatia, whichever is the most traditionalist and white and accepting of people who are entirely willing to adjust to a new country while also being fully aware that they are not and never will be its true citizens.
>>76609299
>tfw me, dad and grandad get together every year around before autumn kicks in and make hundreds of liters of rakija to get us through the year.
>tfw your friends do the same thing and then you taste each other's spirits and trade.
>>76611141
I wish people would to Montenebro
>>76611296
>>76610564
How's summer treating you faggot?
>>76601947
all your QTs r belong to us
>>76611353
not true otto
>>76611475
>we taste each other's spirits
fucking yuro cum slurpers
>>76611451
>I dont want to move to Serbia because of >>76610517
That could apply to any country. Go Hungary >>76610845
>>76611625
you have to be white to post on this board, tevez.
essential viewing and reminder that NATO fucked us all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waEYQ46gH08
>>76611549
DELETE THIS
Neo fascist NeoYugo with capital in Sarajevo WHEN?
>>76611783
>serbs so irrelevant they haven't heard how white argentina is
baka
>>76611488
I am not new. You are a cuck traitor who has given up on his race and culture.
>>76600917
you need to be careful in croatia, there is lots of nazis roaming stabing people especially if you are not catholic. except if you are a muslim then they will love you. your better off in netherlands i'd say much safer and richer. also slavonia weather is shit youll get sunburned if you are lighter of complexion in case of being a european. if you are moroccan or something than youll have no problems with the weather.
>>76611549
You do realize that the girl in the picture is not Slavic? Maybe half or 75% slavic but there is turkish mixture in there
You Germans just get the shitskin slavs that the rest of the slavs hate
>>76611451
you sounds very delusional.
Sorry to say this but you have no fucking idea how hard it is here for foreigners to live.
My wife is Japanese and I can tell you from my own exp. its tough you have to honestly fight hard for it.If you want to have a nice life in Croatia.
>>76611816
>SERBS A GUD BOYS DEY DIN DU NUFFIN
>>76611979
>I am not new
>mistakes me for the other Aussie anon
>blatantly reveals how new he is
>>76611475
I used to do the same with my grandad before he passed away ;_;
then my parents sold the land they inherited and I now have no place to keep doing it
>>76612052
>mad
>/lgbt/
pick it
>>76611913
Finish what Njegoš started
>>76600917
Why on earth would you want to move from the Netherlands to Croatia? I mean, Croatia is great to visit as a tourist, but not to live in. Your quality of life will be nowhere near as high as it is in the Netherlands.
>>76611549
FUCK YOU
>>76612120
se strinjam da je mal prevelika doza pro-yugo/srbske propagande v filmu
>>76612164
>sold the land they inherited
shit i fear this is gonna happen to our land too
>>76611451
You're an idiot. Go move to the Frisian Islands or something if non whites trigger you that much. You'll be in for a big surprise if you think that you will have a better life in the fucking Balkans.
>>76610328
Let me guess, you're 30+ y/o?
>>76612803
On average Serbia is as safe if not safer than his country. Also if he moves to Serbia he will have a higher chance to be able to afford to live in a better neighbourhood
>>76612683
How does it make you feel that I'm going to impregnate a Serbian girl and have her pump out atleast 4 kids because my women have turned so shitty?
croats are top tier slavs
>>76606626
Zlatan is a Bosnian, a muslim Bosnian by that, look at his last name
ayy lmao
>>76611451
god you're fucking delusional if you think that you'll work and she'll stay at home and that you 2 will have a comfy life
>>76611451
>also being fully aware that they are not and never will be its true citizens.
speak some Serb and Croat, and no one will care. They will be happy to have a strong Aryan around, assuming you are one.
>>76612962
It's not just about safety from crime. Wages and income are lower in Serbia, unemployment is higher, more authoritarian, less politically stable etc.
>>76612991
I don't think he is religious at all.
>>76612987
Post pic and I'll give you my answer :^)
>>76612694
I'm currently in the market for a holiday home with a good deal of land around it to make a personal piece of heaven of my own, I will never sever the bond I have with this land and living in concrete boxes gets old after a while for nowadays I don't need all the urban amenities like I used to but peace and nature
>>76613185
Not to mention the quality of education, healthcare and other essential services is much lower in Serbia.
>>76612987
If you have a daughter and she turns out pretty hot at 18, I call dibs.
>>76611844
>>76612683
Expect to be shorter, weaker, not as good at basketball, richer, wimpy-er and generally more scared than everyone.
Heres some tips
>never trust or have sympathy for gypsys
>never show that youre foreign
>never show your EU passport
>be weary that the mafia is truly alive and actually does shit
>BE hostile to everyone
>learn Slav culture (how we are pessimistic, not trusting on government, more traditionall .etc)
>never get into a fight, ever.
>>76613185
what does that have to do anything with it? by /pol/ logic he should be darker than wesley snipes
>>76610314
No. Stay in your country and defend it you cuck.
>>76613470
pls go
>>76613196
Ofcourse I won't, she likes the anime though and she's a Nationalist, her mom is pretty redpilled too.
>>76613319
As long as you aren't a noongah and you make her pump out atleast the same amount as I did sure.
>>76613470
Tough luck, hope your country likes Pagans because I'm going to make all my children pagan too :-p
>>76611034
>living in an ivory tower
Do you even know what that means?
We're more advanced economically, more westernized/less balkanized culturally, have stronger work ethics and living standards, and are more educated on average compared to the rest of the ex-yugo shitholes. These are statistical facts that reflect reality.
Going into a federal union with the rest of the balkans would be bad for us on multiple lvls. We would end up like Catalonians that have to carry the rest of the niggers in Spain.
>>76601617
croatia is made up of 3 distinct entities, that's why it's original names is kingdom of croatia slavonia and dalmatia
croats (mostly mountain and hill people) are by origin iranians, slavicized long time ago
dalmatians (the coast) are slavicized latin population
slavonians (borth of sava and kupa) are original slavs
>>76613649
*north not borth
>>76613600
>pagan
I guess it's ok then since pagans are cucks that let christianity replace their old golds, just as you're immigrating to croatia instead of making netherlands great again.
flag thief.
>>76607970
nice one commie cuck my great grandfather was an ustasa so you know how I will respond to commies and serbs.
>>76613600
>paganism
Worse than vegans at keeping their shit to their god damn selves
holy fuck
>>76600917
a na stolu torte i kolaci neka jede ko je bio jaci.
>>76613600
Nah, no abo blood here Guus. I'm only first generation Aussie.
>>76613619
>Do you even know what that means?
I do, it seems like you don't. You go on to explain the very reason I used the term 'ivory' tower for Slovenia.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ivory%20tower
>>76613776
Cringeworthy comment.
>>76613776
your great grandfather was a literal cuck and you call other people cucks?
>>76613776
my entire family were ustase and despite of that I hate nationalism and have deep respect for chetnik movement
ustase and chetniks, although they were rivals fought for the same goal: for their king, God and their homeland against the communist shits
if you'd ask me I'd rather stand side with the karadjordjevic yugoslavia than to be a slave of some cheap jewish made divisions like communism and nationalism
fuck republics
>>76613776
>Cuckaša
Harro barkaniggeresu.
I hope you all die in thermonuclear blast..
>>76604172
>croatia
>Germanic
as Germanic as Japan
>>76613225
city life is one big meme
>>76615155
kek
>>76614060
The term suggests being detached from reality. There is nothing I said that could be construed as such. It's cold objective truth, and it would be bad for us, and we know it would be bad for us because we've been there once.
But if you meant it to describe elitism, then I suppose it would be a semi-appropriate term.
And I think it's good to be elitist when getting into deals and unions with other countries. Otherwise, you might just end up accepting a shit deal.
>>76615155
Have you seen the beta cucks on tape? I heard one of them saying "Is this how you are going to treat a girl, security guard?"
>>76616289
ye, i was there the day after as well
>>76615155
I'd bulldoze those useless commies without warning, I've been there once and felt nothing but disgust even in my bluepilled days
>>76616289
also now Radio Študent is throwing a shitfit over a guard from Valina having a "88" tattoo
just cuck my town up
>>76617158
forgot pic
>>76615728
>>76615728
Your original comment
>carry your broke asses once again
Shows your elitism
>get on our lvl
Shows you being detached from reality (out of touch) with what's occurring in the ex-Yugo countries. They don't even have the means to get to your level.
>>76602904
>no full adidas tracksuits
i see those all the time in zagreb
>no squatting
tru dat
>>76602606
yes
>near the serbian border
Come visit me sometimes. Also has your gf helped you learn the language a little? And what field are you working in? If it's STEM you're golden.
>>76613271
There is litearlly nothing wrong with living in the Balkans. Get a western salary and watch kocayine videos to learn how to act like the local population.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pngcjizEYc
>>76603397
Thats a throut slitting knife you fuckwit
