Politically Themed Haikus
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>I got arrested for owning a knife
>Muhammad fucked my wife
>You guessed it right, I'm European for life.
What the fuck do you think a haiku is?
>>76597663
A three lined poem. What do you think it is?
>>76597524
Your Haikus are shit
If you don't know how it's done
Go suck on a dick
>>76597831
first line needs 5 syllables, second 7, third 5
usually about nature and shit
>>76597924
Faggot.
>>76597924
This. It's not just about the line count you ignorant niggers.
>>76597847
This is the closest to haiku ITT.
Fucked up though
>>76598050
>He checked
Dumbass
>>76597524
That's not how haikus go OP, they go like this
A massive faggot
Not knowing how haikus work
His name is OP
>>76597524
>They say Aussies or ice niggers are the shitposting kings
>We invented the means to even be able to shitpost
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
Pig taint in blender
Paint Mohammad red with it
Happy Ramadan
>>76597524
a young boy's screams echo
crescent moon over dark water
sex emergency
Start a haikue thread
No clue what a haiku is
Dumb OP faggot
I'm can't into poet
But at least I have muh gun
How do I haiku
Go to join EU
Seek fiscal prosperity
Only get shitskins
>A crook, kike, and Trump
>Meme magic controls it all
>/pol/ is the true Jew
Using meme magic
I want to summon a nip
To write a haiku
Brexit will happen
Sadiq just became PM
Great Britain votes stay
>>76597924
>>76597990
Dumb westerns being more strict about japanese poetry rules than Japanese themselves.
You are the definition of pseudo-intellectuals.
Modern haiku is much more flexible.
A volley of red
mudslimes falls on the ground
A bullet is stuck in a tree
>>76601054
You piss me off Jew
I wish a muslim would shoot
Your fucking capit-
>>76597524
December seventh
Cool wind over Pearl Harbor
A nip in the air
>>76597524
waddap it's that boi
oh shit waddap it's dat boi
it's dat boi oh shit
strange girl in trump hat
everything a man could want
including a penis
>>76598050
how is it fucked up?
I read 5-7-5
