Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order please?
No, no you may not take my order.
>>76585705
"Beep, boop. I demand minimum wattage..."
I'll Have 2 number 9s, Number9 Large, A #6 With Extra Dip, A #7, Two 45s One With Cheese And A Large Soda
Yea, I'd like a 10 piece with a large fry diet coke also I'd like a number 3 with a Dr. Pepper, please. That would be all.
>>76586045
kek
>>76585705
Yeaa lemme get.... 15 cheese burgers!!!!!
1 copy buttermilk chicken apparently
>>76585705
QUE??
ill take one #4 with a OH, uh...and another #4
>>76585705
A vanilla shake, but don't ejaculate in it.
>>76585705
I don't want anything I just wanted to tell you i'm vegan. That means we don't eat meat or use animal products <3
>>76585705
>1 Cpy Buttermilk Ckn
That's the real kicker. Because it's not crispy buttermilk chicken whatever, and McDicks doesn't even care to cover that up. They sell you roughly a pound of edible biomass for five bucks, and neither you nor they paricularly care that there's no actual buttermilk in your meal. Might as well get as many humans out of the way of that process as possible.
20 chicken nuggers and bbq sauce
>>76586242
implying mcdinkles sells anything but cardboard paste and seasonings
>>76586081
>tfw I work at burger KANG and make 13/hr as a cashier and will be getting a raise to 15/hr in january
AM I BEING DETAINED!?!?
>>76585705
Yeah, I'll take a suck my dick and fuck my tits. I'll also have a lick my clit and eat my shit. Thanks.
nice politics thread guys
Since this is a shit posting thread
Can someone post the comic where the stick figure man is thinking "Why don't they accept us gays. We are just like them?" and then in the next frame is "I got it" and the last is him doing gay shit at a pride parade.
The text probably varies from what I said but its fairly close
i want a hamburger royal and a liter of cola
>>76585705
>text in English and Spanish
Don't fucking become as cucked as we are. Writing everything in two languages is stupid.
>>76585705
>>76586479
Nice dogger, faggot
>>76586479
Pol is not a politics forum.
>>76585705
"6,000,000 fried Jews please. Hold the fries."
>>76586606
Chicken fucker
>>76586143
I've actually done this, except it was 25 mcdoubles, no pickles, at 1 am
>>76585705
I'd like two McDoubles, plain and dry, please.
>>76585705
bye bye Mexicans....
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/take-back-our-cities
>>76586975
You're a fucking madman
>>76585705
Can I get a 10 piece Mcnugget with a large Mountain Dew Baha blast please?
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
>>76585705
A plate of salt, m'lady. And a kiss for her patron ;^)
>>76585705
One McChicken, and one McDouble with Mac sauce please.
>>76585705
One large number one, no pickles please.
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>>76586081
Fucking big smoke
>>76587372
This.
http://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/mcgangbang/
Euros don't know.
>>76585705
Two McDoubles, no pickle, with added mac sauce.
>>76586337
So you get fired in february then?
>>76587372
Mac sauce is $.85 extra, is that okay?
>>76587295
Im sorry, did you say a McDouble with a side of lemons?
>>76587421
*food tray extends with a McNugget Happy Meal and a parfait*
>>76585705
I'll have two McKittens with a side of Big Cat sauce.
>>76585705
#1 Medium with light Mac Sauce and a Coke
>>76587754
no they actually need employees the minimum wage is like 10 dollars
>>76587771
>extra for mac sauce
>that ever being the case
What Hellish metropolis did that come from?
>All these American flags
one small fry with no salt.
one hamburger, well done on one side.
Thank you, human. Drive on up.
I'll take 2 McNiggers extra crispy, to go.
>>76587930
>>76586045
So underrated.
>alergia a la leche?
What a disgusting language
>>76587930
Tastes like Freedom.
>>76587932
Finally. A McDonalds employee you can trust to serve your food.
>>76586045
KEK
>>76585705
>¿Alergia a la leche?
Deport the little fucker.
2 orders of large fries, 6 chicken tenders and a vanilla milkshake medium. got bbq sauce?
>>76587932
>>76586045
>>76586337
I seriously can't wait for burgerbots to be a widespread. I'm tired of unhygienic minorities touching peoples' food.
>>76585705
6 mcdoubles and a diet coke
o-of course I have f-f-friends...
>>76588300
I have bought and eaten TWO of those, alone, in one sitting, in public.
Never apologize for loving tendies.
I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4×4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>>76586301
Mickey D's employee here.
There is indeed buttermilk in that sandwich. The batter they use to coat the chicken has buttermilk in it.
>>76588300
Yes ... and could I have TWO diet cokes ... you know, for my friends. Who I'm bringing these to.
Im afraid that if I eat an Mcdonalds, I'll get aids. The one near my house is all niggers and spics
>>76588498
Most disgusting thing you've experienced, GO.
I'll take the order inside.
The create your taste kiosks are actually legit, better beef and toppings.
>Actually look past counter to see who is in the back
>Africans
>Walk right out again
>>76588679
>letting minorities handle your food
I know how you feel.
Bring on the burgerbots.
>>76586975
Something tells me you ate either a lot of cum or spit that night
Hello McBot. Here is my order.
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>>76588701
cleaning the floor drains, no joke
>>76588300
>McDonald's has a 50 piece
I had no idea..........
>>76588701
>12:30
>dude orders 10 piece meal with coke
>"5.29 second window, please"
>Goy is stoned off his ass
>hands me money, ect.
>give him the food, feel him physically grab the bag
>Let go
>he drops it, nuggies fries and all
>"I'm sorry about that sir, just give me a couple minutes and i'll replace that for you"
>He scoops it up and drives off, fairly certain he ate it
Other than that i've seen people so fat they literally had to adjust their seat back so they could fit in.
>>76588946
They canceled it b/c nobody ordered it, now goes 4,6,10,20,40
>>76588875
I believe it. Drains are bad news almost anywhere, add rotting food particulates for extra fun.
>>76585705
Did the Nats score six runs? I want my free four piece nuggets on my smartphone app. What do you mean I have to enable GPS and agree to your "terms and conditions?"
>>76589083
Can't imagine the ground around a drive-thru window is particularly sanitary.
lol fatties
>>76588869
>There will be niggers starving to death in the streets swaddled in "FIGHT FOR 15" newspaper ads while I order my 100 piece McNugget from a robot that relays the order to another robot that pulls the pink slime chicken sludge out of a bag, forms it, fries it, and then puts the individually wrapped 20 sauces in the bag with it as it is launched into my car by a pneumatic gun once I swipe my EBT card at the ONLY drive thru station
>>76585705
1 McBeet Soup and
1 Blini meal
Thank you.
>>76589609
In California fast food chains are already getting ready to build automated etsablismebts when the min wage goes up to 15.00, when that happens I'm leaving
> be a sous chef at a middle of the road establishment
> min wage goes up to 15.00
> fast food places roll out the automated buildings
> to compete , non fast food places are going to have to jack up prices to ridiculous levels even come near competing
Fuck my shit up California
>>76588263
This
>there are people who are sincerely against raising minimum wage
>>76590078
I shall pray that the glorious state of Jefferson is formed and offers you salvation, praise kek
I WANT 2 MCDOUBLES
>>76587805
smiled
>>76590078
>tfw drive for uber
>tfw do pretty good, avg ~$22/hour
>tfw minimum wage raises to $15/hout
>tfw gas prices rise to match
>tfw can't afford rent or car payment any more
I would blow my own brains out, but really I want to find leftists and blow their brains out instead.
Problem is the target's too small and I'd miss.
>>76590289
hail kek
>>76585705
Medium McNugget meal please
>>76588423
>Read comment
>See flag
>nothing new here
I'll take a southern style chicken, no pickle, extra butter, a mcchicken light mayo, a large fry and a large sprite pls
>>76590719
>A
>FUCKING
>WATCH
this thread >>>/trash/
>>76590931
>>76585705
4 mcdoubles, 2 mcdoubles, and three mcdoubles also
>>76585705
around here it's usually more like.
"HALLO, KAN I TAKE YUZ ORDAR??"
