Daily reminder that Texas would be one of the world's superpowers if it seceded.
>>76584993
thanks for reminding me to filter these threads
>>76584993
>implying that Australia is a superpower
>>76584993
nice try Jose, but your spic ass will never be American
>>76584993
Permian Basin checking in
>>76584993
Remember the alamo.
Come and take it.
>>76585056
This. We are pretty high on the human development scale but we don't really have any power
>>76584993
So fucked up that a number of the US states rival major countries one on one.
>>76584993
someone wanna post the California chart that ranks it in the top 10?
>>76584993
>Australia
>Super power
Their only superpower is shitposting.
>>76585446
U jelly, maplefag?
>>76585589
God no. If Canada had US levels of power, the world would be fucked more than it is.
>>76585446
funny how Texas's GDP is 1.4 trillion compared to Canada's 1.06 trillion
>>76584993
I'd move to Texas if they wanted to secede. I'm tired of the liberal broke ass bullshit states like CA being carried by everyone else and having superior voting sway.
>>76584993
How in the crap is Australia a super power? It also looks like they are doing better than Texas despite being isolated.
>>76585732
Yes, but do you have the worlds largest reservoir of maple syrup?
>>76586031
Texas has a space program and large military. And oil.
>>76584993
Texan-Australian alliance when?
>>76584993
>We're better than a literal nanny state that bans digital kids toys and taxes goods deemed immoral by leftists.
Wow, impressive.
>>76584993
You got this stuff for every state?
>>76585857
>broke ass bullshit states like CA being carried by everyone else
uh, california pays more in federal taxes then it receives in spending.
So would California and New York.
What's your point?
>more people
>same GDP
whats it like being poor and brown, Texashits?
>>76585857
>>76586422
Northern California just needs to become its own state. Jefferson.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_(proposed_Pacific_state)
It would be separate from most of the libtard/Mexican regions. California actually has a lot of conservatives, but their votes get drowned-out by cities like LA and San Francisco. Another example is how Illinois would be red if not for Chicago.
>>76585034
>filtering threads
>>76585732
>>76586106
you sons a bitches
>>76584993
>australia is a superpower
Daily reminder
Without Mexicans Texas would be nothing
>>76586422
Companies pay more
Individuals take more.
Good job spewing the liberal propaganda schlomo
>>76586714
NO.
>>76586106
That's it, I am now #TrudeauMissle
>>76585056
There are like 200 countries around and only the top 25 are not complete shit
>>76586871
>facts
>liberal propaganda
whatever you say, faggot.
>>76586106
We'll trade you gold for your syrup.
>>76585186
They have internets out there now?
>>76585574
What's all this about mail spiders now? Google can't tel me anything.
>>76586831
Mexico is full of Mexicans. When can we expect Mexico to be a world superpower?
>>76586422
the state govt went broke einstein
>>76586831
You are right we had to shoot a lot of you to make it happen, thank you for your contributions
>>76586902
>>76587027
doesnt make my statement untrue.
>>76585574
WHAT ABOUT MAILSPIDERS THOUGH,
WHAT ARE THEY?
>>76587067
ok. here's my argument. conservatives need to stop this whole retarded idea that just because there are some other people around that you suddenly have to withdraw into a different government from them. try actually compromising and governing for once.
>>76585574
What are "Mail Spiders"?
>>76587320
>>76587207
Right? I'm so confused!!
It'd be A superpower, but it would no longer be part of THE superpower.
>>76586831
I don't see you faggots doing anything but committing crimes and somehow weaseling money out of our government here.
Get the fuck out of my state.
>>76586714
>Illinois would be red if not for Chicago
Illinois would also be a poor shithole if not for chicago.
Chicago and the greater chicagoland area is where all the moneymaking in illinois happens, the rest of illinois is basically the south (poor uneducated white with no public transportation), and/or the playground of the moneymakers in chicago.
>>76584993
>implying Australia is a superpower
regional yes
global no
>>76586714
>The current revival is based almost entirely in California.[33] Although some individual residents in Oregon have lobbied for the movement, no county government in that state has endorsed the proposal to date.[34] As of January 2016, 21 northern California counties have sent a declaration or have approved to send a declaration to the State of California with their intent of leaving the state and forming the State of Jefferson
>>76586206
Don't forget it has its own power grid.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE MAILSPIDERS
>>76586714
This is actually pretty popular where I am in NorCal. I see a lot of Jefferson flags and banners around my town
>>76585186
Why are you there? Get out while you can!
>>76587320
a spider in your mailbox
they're much better than shoespiders, that's for sure
>>76584993
>superpower
>with that many beandips
Man, my sides
>>76587008
You couldn't afford it, mate.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/is-there-gold-in-fort-knox/
>>76587575
Is it a specific breed of spider though? Like a wolf spider that lives in mailboxes? Or has it evolved into its own breed that can only survive in the ecosystem of a mailbox?
>>76586657
>Kick out millions of illegals and anchor babies
>GDP hardly changes
>more money to go towards improvement of infrastructure
>GDP increases
We literally can only go up from where we are.
>>76586714
How about you citizens of CA actually storm your voting officials and demand that 3 forms of ID (US passport, birth certificate, and driver's license) along with photo voter ID be present in order to vote? Also change existing laws in order to prevent illegals from getting socials and driver's licenses.
>>76587610
>beandips
fuck you, now in hungry.
>>76587510
>>76587548
Ain't happening whiteboy
>>76587429
>regional
>literally no one else around but new zealand
>>76587575
Nah m8. Nothing like a blanket spider. You toss that over your head and you've got a brown reclusive giving you a 8 handed reach around. I love Florida.
>>76587320
>>76587207
>>76587018
Remember the time /v/ scammed a website for free mouse pads and one guy got his in a bag full with cockroaches?
Sort of like that, but it's spiders, and it's all your mail.
>>76587423
Chicago is also famous for having the most corrupt politicians in America; and is home to scheming kikes like Rahm Emanuel.
Woop woop!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_politics
>>76587666
We'd be disenfranchising all those illegals, dead people, babies, and imaginary people that love to vote Democrat.
>>76587423
>>76587997
South Illinois here, I am content with disowning Chicago.
St. Louis is much closer.
>>76587112
my statement isn't untrue either
>>76584993
Seeing how Texas is a US state, and Australia is pretty isolated from other first worlders and 2/3rds uninhabitable...TX should have a higher gdp. Nothing to brag about really.
>>76584993
Please take Luisiana and Florida with you.
I don't want to like in Hillary's America.
>>76588145
yes but your statement has no relevance to the conversation.
>>76586657
We don't have as many mineral resources to sell to China
>>76585178
TEXANS ARE THE ONLY TRUE AMERICANS
>>76585226
How is it some Americans think "remember the X" is a battle cry? We lost the Alamo. Pretty bad too.
>>76585702
WE WILL BOMB YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP UNTIL EVERYTHING IN YOUR COUNTRY IS GENDER NEUTRAL! -Canada
>>76588405
>Texans
>true americans
>tried to leave the US
>still thinks they can despite scotus saying they can't.
>>76585857
Overturn Wesberry v Sanders
>>76586106
We will. After we invade.
Oh shit a Texas thread. Am I too late?
Where my fellow Houstonfags at? It actually stopped raining for a day.
>>76588220
Texas also has no control over making treaties for itself, limited control of its national guard, (Nat guards were federalized in the mid-20th century) limited control of its borders, nor total control over its own interstate or international commerce, since those are federal powers over the states.
Misleading meme as it pertains to geography / area.
You could fit Texas into Australia 11 times with room to spare.
Area of Texas: 696,241 km2
Area of Austr: 7,692,000 km2
>>76586941
Australia is rated fifth in quality of life, America is only 12.
Isnt Texas half hispanic?
>>76588672
Until Australian deserts are reseeded by a fleet of drones all that space is for naught.
>>76588672
Have you considered how much land is actually usable in Australia and Texas? Might be closer numbers. Texas may have a lot of deserts but it's much more hospitable to life than Australia.
>>76588711
not yet. in 20 years they're projected to be the majority.
>>76588512
Like how Britain told its eastern North American colonies they could leave, huh?
>inb4 they tried and lost
As did Ireland, but they now have their own nation.
>>76588479
Remember Pearl Harbor, remember 9/11, etc.
It's bulletin board material. Get revenge and kick some ass
Could Texas shitpost better though?
>>76584993
You actually need a population that at least somewhat gives a shit to become a superpower..
>>76588924
Only in Spanish
>>76588817
Texas is only 8% desert, though.
>>76588711
Worse, there's only 40% Texans in Texas, aka White. We actually managed to pass bills to enforce our border, round up wetbacks, not allow them in college or pay for them, every time the jew federal government shut us down. Hence the need to secede if Trump doesn't get elected and fulfill his promises.
>>76588877
>As did Ireland, but they now have their own nation.
that's because england let them have it. the US has already said no to texas leaving. in fact they've declared it unconstitutional, so i dont really see that happening any time soon.
>>76584993
>Australia is a superpower
They have one superpower.
>>76588512
>USA changes into some perverted, degenerate monster that sticks its dick in other peoples' affairs
>Texans have enough of this Roman shit
>Try to leave peacefully
>Get called un-American when they don't want to vote for kikes and degeneracy.
Real smart idea you got there. America changed not us. We just wanna get off this ride and separate ourselves before shit goes down bad.
>>76589070
be-ear.
>>76588479
San Jacinto was great though.
>sneak up on Mexican army while they were taking a "siesta", literally being lazy beaners
>capture their god emperor
>shoot tons of beaners while they were trying to escape and jumping into a creek, becoming literal wetbacks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Jacinto
>>76589164
>try to leave peacefully
>start a war
ok, buddy.
>>76588512
>still thinks they can despite scotus saying they can't.
oy vey, the ignorance of this one.
>>76589358
feel free to actually provide facts that disagree. i'll wait...
>>76584993
They would need to change their flag.
>>76587974
Screencap?
>>76589452
https://texassecede.com/faq.php
>>76589534
Maybe you can change your flag? You spics and niggers didn't really have flags, national anthems.etc before you saw us with it. You felt inferior and copied us. The fact is not a single human being would ever die for your shitty flag. People could easily sacrifice themselves for European flags, heritage etc. Go back to the banana field and fill 'em boxes up. All we know about your shitty country. We use yours for cheap vegetables. You literally get paid with shit in return.
>>76589332
You honestly believe that Texans will be the ones to throw the first punch for secession? US govt will be so fucking pissed that we got tired of their shit that they'll do their worst to heavy hand us back into the union. Just look at their track record when it comes to raiding religious compounds. Who's the party that absolutely fucks up the whole situation and gets a whole bunch of people dead? The US govt. Now I'm not saying we're a religious cult but rather more of a bunch of traditionally conservative government-suspicious individuals (have been since Reconstruction).
>>76587320
Rin is so fucking cute, I'm going to download all the anime again, watch it all and fail my exam on friday.
In Texas v White (6-3), the Scotus said states can't unilaterally secede, but if you read the majority opinion, it looks like it was written by a high school student. The logic is that once you become a state, you can never leave because there's no constitutional authority and we're trying to make a more perfect union here. The decision does not care about the will of the people.
>>76589036
Britain let both nations have their independence. Britain primarily cared about its North American colonies for lumber to support their navy and colonial influence, they still had all of Canada, so there was no real point in putting 100% into the war. The majority of Britain's officers sent to North America were not their top shelf and the majority of the soldiers were green as fuck. There was also France's influence, which made them draw back more, and their debt from the Seven Years War.
SCOTUS rulings, while we are obligated to follow them, are not always right and legal. And again, nations are very seldom formed without conflict of some kind. Look at how much England continued to fuck with the US even after independence.
SCOTUS and other judges also said Lincoln's actions were unconstitutional, but he declared Martial Law, so it really did not matter at that point.
>>76589775
>hurr durr scotus is wrong cause we say so.
yeah im sure you're all more educated in constitutional law then the members of scotus.
>>76588997
>Texas is only 8% desert, though.
Not even a Texican can be this full of shit.
>>76590358
>, are not always right and legal.
and who exactly decides that?
>>76585496
>someone wanna post the California chart that ranks it in the top 10?
I'll go you one better....
I'm of the opinion that America is too big to just be under 1 rule.
America should be split into like at least 5 countries. I think that would solve alot of problems, IMO.
But, what would that look like, /pol/?
If you could divide the US up 5 ways, hows it look, what's it called?
>>76584993
>ywn be a texan
>>76590042
Or flag is older than theirs.
>>76590363
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2009/may/27/judicial-confirmation-network/Sotomayor-comment-Latina-women-versus-white-men/
Yes, I am.
>>76588896
DELETE THIS.
>>76590353
>you can never leave because there's no constitutional authority
Even though there is constitutional authority, according to the tenth amendment, which would grant that power to the states and people.
>>76590397
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas
>Due to its size and geologic features such as the Balcones Fault, Texas contains diverse landscapes that resemble both the US southern and southwestern regions.[10] Although Texas is popularly associated with the US southwestern deserts, less than 10 percent of Texas' land area is desert.[11] Most of the population centers are located in areas of former prairies, grasslands, forests, and the coastline.
>>76590505
Just as long as there's a Whiteopia
>>76590505
>I'm of the opinion that America is too big to just be under 1 rule.
that's the opinion that the founding fathers had too. each state was meant to be much more autonomous than then are now
>>76586106
This is the day I become a #Flamingforest
>>76590625
1. you're more stupid than you think
2. pretty sure she wasnt on the court during that ruling.
>>76590363
>scotus
>the faggot dungeonmaster or crooked card dealer that always makes the game terrible for the players
You do know that the govt can literally throw out cases that it doesn't want to go to court for? Why should you expect scotus to be any different when it comes to enpowering the federal level over state's and people's rights?
>>76584993
You think the US would allow anyone to trade with an independent Texas? They'd make life miserable for Texas.
>>76589675
I wish I had one.
I'm sure some anon somewhere saved it.
I lost the image several years ago.
>>76585056
There is only 1 Superpower in the world and It's in the US
Then there are handful of Great Powers: China, Russia, UK, France, Germany
There are middle powers who still have global economic relevance and have disproportionately high soft power: Australia, Canada, Italy, Spain, Brazil, India, etc
Note: Order listed is not necessarily order of ranking in power bracket
>all these people saying texas has a lot of Mexicans
>texas is still is 70% White
Every reason brexit has for independence translates to Texas and the federal government
Prove me wrong
What's different about Texas that makes it have such a desire to talk about leaving compared to other right states?
Does it produce too much for the say it has?
>>76588136
You honestly can't prefer St Louis to Chicago. At least the latter is clean, has excellent music, food, arts, culture, etc. As well as being one of the greatest architectural cities in the country
>>76584993
Hello I am superAustralia
our posts are backed by nuclear shit posting so tread carefully foreigners
>>76588479
The alamo was held for over a month.
There are reasons to talk shit about the alamo. But saying there is nothing reason to remember it is retarded.
As a texan with an interest in history i know alot about the texan revolution. And yes alot of the alamo stories are dead wrong. But the texas revolution is one of the greatest stories ever. We won our independence with a bunch of hillbillies following a bastard half indian raised by andrew jackson.
God bless sam houston and god bless texas.
>>76590978
That figure is including Hispanic whites
Personally I consider White Hispanics (If they're actually white and not like fucking George Zimmerman) to be White, but you have to understand that by /pol/ standards white is non-hispanic European white and Texas is below 50% for that
>>76584993
I appreciate the implication that we are a super power, but we really aren't.
>>76590718
Oy vey, it would be harder for globalist Jews to collect our revenue from both taxation and business, though. We gotta state in one big, Federal, multiculti, amorphous, blob like good leftist cucks.
>>76590950
china will be the next superpower within a decade and overtake the US within 2. Only way US could ever defeat it is to completely destroy birthrate and return to the morality of the family unit, nationalism, working hard and a high birth rate. That prospect seems unimaginably low so it's more or less guaranteed to happen
>>76591143
completely destroy liberalism*, not birthrate.
>>76590830
>Sinking ships in the gulf bound for Houston.
Plenty of Texans in the military would side with their home before the US. Besides I'm pretty sure if we left a few other states would join.
>>76584993
Yeah, right, because Australia is a superpower
>>76585034
>Triggered
>>76590732
Kek 10/10
>>76590675
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas
Don't care what Wikipedia says. I've been all over Texas and trust me, way more than 10% is desert. You can draw a line straight down from the eastern edge of the panhandle. Everything to the west of that line is desert. That's at least 40% of texas that's desert.
>>76584993
Australia-Texas Alliance of Global Domination.
Florida may also be accepted under a shit posting free trade agreement.
>>76586831
After Texas took the land they turned it into a superpower. Daily reminder the land Mexico has turned into shit, in fact it was always shit. So shit, that the Mexicans that were still in Texas when the war was over were offered citizenship, and literally all of them took it.
>>76590772
1.) See pic.
2.) It is but one example what a sick joke the scotus has become.
>>76584993
California is the largest economy in the U.S. Nice try baby Texas.
>>76584993
didn't you cucks vote for cruz
go ahead and fuck off
>>76590397
I bet you think Arizona is 100% desert.
>>76590538
Don't worry, Trump will make it so its actually possible to legally immigrate here. You can pick any state with the laws that suit you most.
>>76591618
That's the old evangelicals voting. The young conservative crowd from what I have seen supports trump.
>>76591534
aww that's so cute.
>135
>internet test
thanks for the pic proving how retarded you are.
>>76585034
>using filters like liberals banging drums when engaging in a debate
>>76584993
>Texas
>One of the USAs powerhouse states
>Can't compete man to man with a convict nation
>>76591143
>and return to the morality of the family unit, nationalism, working hard and a high birth rate.
So you mean if Trump wins? Also don't forget China's entire economy is a house of cards. Way worse than ours is in terms of how easily it can fall apart. Also don't forget that the only reason they advanced so fast was because they owned Bill Clinton. You can't buy innovation or free markets though. The only reason they're relevant at all is because our corrupt leaders have allowed them to steal secrets and intellectual property for decades. When Trump says "we built China", he isn't exaggerating.
>>76591753
Nice try, that matches my real testing and it's a low ball result as I'm older.
>>76590505
Just had a go myself lads
Hows this work?
>>76591944
>thinking 135 is impressive
please leave. you might as well be an ape.
>>76591143
Sorry leaf, your post seems genuine however China needs a Stalin to read organize their entire military. It's fucking terrible right now. Fucking God awful, Russia could truck them in a year.
>>76591671
>I bet you think Arizona is 100% desert.
Except for the mountains, yeah it is Bubba Joe.
Do you even know what a desert is?
>>76592010
>Canudah Shoah
I kek'd.
Also, your pic is pretty dank and would make for a good Balkanization; but you should make New Mexico its own state, because they're libtarded cucks and surly beaners. Arizona is Texas' greatest ally, though.
>>76588817
Even the good bits of Australia are inhospitable to American life.
>>76584993
Daily reminder that Texas requires you to have a permit just to own laboratory glass such as a simple BEAKER or Erlenmeyer flask!
http://www.crscientific.com/texas-glassware.html
No other state is this paranoid.
Good luck trying to have a simple chemistry hobby in Texas. Learning is dangerous!
>>76590950
>France
>great power
Maybe 20 years ago
No it wouldn't fag, at the time that it was a independent nation,it only relied in agriculture for its economy. Dixie fags are such a riot
>>76591884
Your abbos are smaller and more easily-controllable than our spics and niggers.
Also, you get a big powerup from the STEM Chinks.
>>76591050
>Chicago
>clean
>culture
All Midwestern cities are equally shit.
I say this as a Midwesterner. Midwest countryside is GOAT, but the cities are dogshit. Go to a coast if you are a faggot who wants muh city life muh clubs
>>76590408
Because of laws that have come about since the Constitution's creation, there is very little to no oversight in SCOTUS interpretations, which people have been critical of for decades, including Jefferson, (SCOTUS did not originally have the power to interpret laws or the Constitution, but was granted these powers over the course of many years). With the way laws are, they have eventually become the final arbitrator in legal decisions, which throws off the balance of federal powers. One major criticism for judicial review is that it's not needed, since the Constitution plainly stated what powers the federal government had, and granted the states and people every other unmentioned power.
This is why everyone shits themselves over the "balance" of Justices in the SCOTUS so badly. It's the place to get shit pushed through, with little to no legal recourse.
>>76592010
>>76592146
Don't worry about New Mexico. Arizona and Texas will split it when it tries to skip out on secession.
>>76591143
China's 1-child policy generation is going to have to support their parent's retirement soon.
I've always wondered if that will have any major impact on them, but I've not seen anyone talking about it.
>>76592015
Impressive is your critique, revealing your first thought. Insecurity, you has it.
>>76584993
Texas, famous gun lovers, only just legalized open carry this year.
Meanwhile, my liberal state of Oregon has had open carry for years.
Texas can't into freedoms.
>>76586714
Gotta keep up support! Someday it will happen!
>>76592361
Chicago has better food then anywhere in the world
Without the pretension of new york
>>76592478
please speak english.
>>76584993
Imagine if we werent a border state with a bunch of dumb Mexicans, we would have one of the highest IQs, have one of the best economies in the world, produce many of the best athletes, and be the most patriotic red state, fuck it hurts to think about it.
>>76590978
>texas is still is 70% "White"
ftfy
>>76592361
>madison
>des moines
>columbus
>omaha
I'm going to have to disagree with you there
>>76592534
by far the best japanese cuisine in the states
I live in texas. it gay. niggers and beaners all over the place.
>>76592225
As long as the UN exists France is a great power. France has indefinite veto powers over UN decisions.
>>76592557
I was just catering to the audience(you,) yo g dawg.
FACT: Texans and Australians are the most powerful races in the world
Is there one of these for Texas?
>>76592686
nigger, what are you saying?
>>76592635
40% "non hispanic White"
>>76592622
Texas has a lot of GOAT German DNA.
>Australia
>A superpower
Besides that texas only has such an insanely giant GDP because they're a fantastic state for american corporations to HQ in. They secede, they lose all their GDP
>>76592741
I have to go lower for you to understand?
>>76592638
>Madison
Fuck that hippie shithole.
Columbus is fine.
Haven't been to Omaha or Des Moines.
>>76592732
We have emus here too, but we never lost a war to them.
We keep them in farms. They work alongside the Mexicans.
>>76592737
I love this meme.
>>76584993
Texans=Aussies
Mexicans=abos
?????=emus
Someone help on the emu part
>>76584993
Also Texas requires registration of not just boats like normal states, but outboard engines!
Friggin' nanny state.
>>76589675
This is the closest I've found.
>>76584993
>26,000,000 westerners working hard makes a lot of money
Not exactly rocket science, Isn't california in the same boat?
is OP implying that Australia is a superpower?
>>76592824
fuck you, wisconsin hippies are the best hippies
>>76592823
no, you have to stop speaking like the stupid nigger you are.
>>76584993
Texas can't survive without imports.
Its only export is fucking crap from Mexico.
They're buying shit from Mexico and up-charging it.
Texas will never be a super power, it will never secede, and America will never let it belong to Mexico.
How's that flood going, you stupid hicks?
>>76592806
>They secede, they lose all their GDP
How do you figure?
>>76592422
This is a result of the 17th amendment. States barely have representation. Over the years its allowed for more and more Federal power grabs, especially with Obama. The Senate in its original form was supposed (and used to) defend from the two main sources of potential tyranny, the people, and the President. The 17th amendment renders the Senate ineffectual, they do not represent the focused political interests of each state's elected government, but rather the "people".
>>76592865
Longhorn cattle perhaps.
>>76584993
California would be more powerful than Texas as an independent state :^)
>>76592010
I like this better.
>>76592865
Our emus are ostriches. They fucking run wild at least once a year.
>>76584993
It should secede, I think America, Russia and China should all break up into smaller countries. a world without superpowers would be a good thing
>>76592926
I touch a nerve, badger-fucker?
>>76592937
once they flood Texas they will start flooding where you live, you stupid cunt
>>76584993
>if it seceded
yeah well, they can't
>>76593036
Is it sad that this is my dream? A perfect world. Fighting Commiefornians.
>>76593031
Nope.
California relies on Government aid yearly thanks to farmers over-siphoning natural resources.
>>76592935
I would be quite rare if I were a nigger. I must have really rustled your jimmies, you've totally gone off the rails doing nothing but character attacking after causing your feelings of insecurity.
>>76585574
i found the guy they were talking about in your story.
>>76584993
>Australia
>Superpower
>>76592894
Thanks anon, now I can surf /pol/ all night. Not that I needed to go to sleep anyway.
>>76593230
whatever you say, faggot.
>>76592865
Rattlesnakes. At my work im 30 seconds from Wal Mart, Starbucks, Applebees, Chilis, gas stations, Sonic, Whataburger, Panda Express, and I still have to watch for and kill rattlesnakes every day, its very weird
>>76593065
I don't think you understand how sea level works.
>>76592839
Is there am Indiana one?
>>76593132
Can.
>>76593058
not yet senpai, I have to move there from IL and get my residency first. Didn't you know it's illegal for out-of-staters to have relations with the state's sacred animal?
>>76593329
That's no way to talk to your betters.
>>76593453
only through an amendment which won't happen
so, can't
>>76593548
No amendment needed.
>>76584993
>Texan and Southerner fags actually want to fuck everything up just to be a slav-tier country
I just dont understand this faggotry.
>>76586657
>a single state
>an entire country
well, it really made me think
>>76592010
Rate. Where would you live?
>>76592806
How many nukes does Texas have? Washington state has 2,500+. Trident submarine base.
>Mfw Cascadia would be a superpower.
They got several supercarriers too.
>>76593615
except there is, texas doesn't have a right to unilaterally secede regardless of what their little state "constitution" says
>>76586714
Was Wyoming always just a rectangle?
>>76592937
Can Texas feed itself?
>>76593985
Will the rest of America use military force to keep them in the Union? No they won't, therefore Texas can secede.
>>76593907
Shitmap/10. Choose Alaska
>>76593907
>Greater New York
>including Iowa, Kansas, and Nebraska
They don't have New York Values in the heartland, you poutine eating faggot.
>>76594137
yes
>>76588479
The 180 men of the Texican army under Travis held the Mexican army of at least several thousand at bay for 13 days, before fighting them to the last man and killing 300-400 Mexicans in the process, and also paved the way for Santa Anna to get rekt later by Houston
>>76594237
>New York Values
not a real thing btw
>>76593907
I'd be part of Greater New York.
The Great Lakes States should always be their own thing in these.
Also, what about Alaska and Hawaii? The other US Territories?
>>76590950
>Germany
>Comparable to France or the UK
Top kek retard Germany has a shitty little Military because they don't trust themselves they've only just voted to expand it for the first time in decades because they know they'll need it when they take Europe by force again.
>>76594242
Plenty of states would join Texas in secession. Hence multilateralism would occur. Besides many in the military come from Texas and conservative states.
>>76593985
>texas doesn't have a right to unilaterally secede
It does.
>>76594137
The Mexican majority in Texas would just vote to rejoin Mexico.
Viva la reconquista! Make Texas Mexico again!
>>76587423
Fuck off nigger. You bring in a lot of money, but you cost even more. Without you we'd be more like Iowa, Wisconsin, and Indiana. Instead we get your niggershit and your terrible politics that come with it. You are an absolute detriment on our state and you'd blend in a lot better with other failed niggerlands like Detroit than you do with the rest of Illinois.
>but muh businesses
Business are leaving Chicago because you retards keep raising corporate taxes to make up for lost revenue from businesses leaving chicago because you keep raising corporate taxes.
The midwest consists of small-midsized places that are mostly white and have a low cost of living. You are the antithesis of this. You are an overpriced, overpopulated, spanish and ebonics speaking crimefest that eats more of the state's revenue than you contribute due to all of the costs entailed with your charade.
Illinois is going to go bankrupt because of you, and Rauner's attempt to save it is being blocked by your democratic shitheads in congress.
Just secede already, the rest of the state hates you, and you obviously think you can handle yourselves with your "moneymaking".
>>76594107
It can survive, but it can't profit.
Not unless it feels like starving the illegal slave labors.
Either way it needs Mexico to survive if it secedes, and US won't let Texas be part of Mexico.
Texas' only choice it to "sell itself" to America or become a Mexican shithole warzone.
>>76594107
Yes, many times over.
>>76594414
it doesn't
>>76593426
Just get a couple of guineas
I live on a small ranch where I would find rattlesnakes daily,
once I got some guineas, haven't seen a snake since
>>76587655
The latter. They refuse to live anywhere else. The government tried to put them into the housing commission system but they didn't get along with the common house spiders.
>>76594501
>It can survive, but it can't profit.
Incorrect. Look up meat & produce production, exports.
>>76584993
If Texas seceded would they take Missouri with them? I'm so tired of the libcuck infestation of the US.
>>76594414
It doesn't. That's a delusion uneducated Texans believe.
Look up Texas v. White.
>>76594251
Meh, Spartans had worse odds and no guns.
>>76585574
>time to pop down the bottle-o
>>76592937
Just fine, faggot. How's not being in the greatest state?
>>76594107
They can tho naturally they'll have a bit of a withdraw / shock from being cut off all the luxuries.
>>76594414
It doesn't, legally.
Simple fucking google search.
If Texas secedes illegally it becomes a Mexican shithole warzone.
Even if it could US will never allow it to secede legally because that's land resources lost.
US government would rather carpet bomb Texas than let it secede legally.
>>76594615
kek, after the civil war, which was lincoln illegally attacking southern states for rightly seceding, they have a kangaroo court case where they claim Texas can't secede either.
legit.
>>76594590
As much as they would hate it Oklahoma is the more likely state.
>>76584993
Too bad they got cucked by two countries
>>76584993
I hate to be unpatriotic, but;
>Australia
>Superpower tier
Also, I've been to Texas. Even though you have more guns than 10 Australia's...You also have a lot of...well...ethnic diversity.
Anyway, Houston was my equal first best city in the U.S.
Also closest to Australia in terms of feelz.
>>76594805
>emotional gibberish
>>76594586
But are all those animals fed with Texas grown feed? What percent of cattle are grazers vs just fed trucked in feed?
>>76594895
The feed is usually bailed in Texas by other farmers with land they use for growing grass.
This is because its relatively low maintenance to grow and sell hay.
>>76586031
>Isolated
Only non shit country of any size in the entire region.
Any banking Singapore can't handle we pick up.
Anyone with money needs to invest it somewhere, it goes to Australia (sometimes NZ) and Singapore.
It's also why we're going to be Chinese in 20 years time sadly.
>>76594805
Might makes right. The war decided that secession can't happen. If you don't accept that, the think of it as the conquest of the country formed by seceding. The result is the same, and no one gives a fuck about what you think is legal and what isnt.
>>76584993
Daily reminder that if we secede under Clinton she'll just burn us alive as the nation cheers. Again.
>>76594895
>But are all those animals fed with Texas grown feed?
If they don't now they could overnight. It's been a long time since I've looked up the stats but Texas grows a huge variety of veg, grain, fruit, cotton in large quantities, the largest beef, shit ton other meat animals, hell, you wouldn't think it but Texas even has a very large lumber industry from NE Texas forested area.
>>76584993
Doesn't this imply that Australia is a superpower?
>>76586714
Don't try and take Southern Oregon too you greedy fuck
>>76587320
Spiders living in mailboxes
>>76595100
Everyone knows those women and children lit their own fires and that highly flammable gasses and explosive rounds literally never start fires.
Put your tin foil skull cap down.
>>76595073
>Might makes right
Texas can go that route.
>>76595190
We tell New Zealand we are all the time and they believe us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTwAoFR4DuM
>>76586831
If only these Mexicans had a country of their own to make a world super power, we can only dream....
>>76585056
This.
Texas would be nothing without the rest of the South.
>inb4 welfare queens
>what are niggers?
Come on Texas we know what the right course is.
t. Alabamabro
>>76584993
>a Burger called called us a superpower
>>76591412
haha what? "all over texas" like right next to the new mexico border? let's completely forget the coastal areas and the east texas areas, because this guy has been "all over texas" and its 40% desert
>>76590499
Godamnit. I'm Sweden.
>>76595344
Fun fact: It's not the people that determine the quality of life in a location, it's the location.
That's why Syrians have to escape natural disasters, like Civil Wars and Islam, for more peaceful locations like Canada, where they will surely thrive and assimilate without problem.
>>76585732
More like 1.98 but who's counting. 1/10th yours. 1/10th the population. Heywood Jablowme?
>>76584993
how much of that GDP relies on Federal government contracts to companies in texas?
>>76594586
Texas trades livestock an produce regularly between Mexico.
Texas highest export is OIL, GAS, AND CARGO, as it consumes or trades the majority of its meat and produce between Mexico.
Texas also has no income tax, so its numbers are inflated.
>>76594895
heck fucking yeah
I live in a cattle community and usually next to the pastures, they have huge fucking fields growing hay and what not, with several harvests a year. I wouldn't be surprised if Texas was the leader in livestock feed production.
I personally grow alfalfa on a smaller scale for my Boer goats
I'm completely self sufficient in providing my stock with feed.
>>76584993
If you ever do secede and become a superpower please conquer and annex Oregon. We need a purge like you wouldn't believe.
>>76592225
>veto powers
>nukes
>aircraft carriers
>decent GDP
Seems 'great' enough to me, despite all the 'quintessentially french youths'
>>76586974
Ugh, a Califag.
>>76595614
And illegals working below minimum wage.
>>76595614
Only 3.7%
Page 7. http://www.ct.gov/ecd/lib/ecd/futures/6._bloomberg_defense_spending.pdf
r8 my partition m8's
>>76584993
Dude I'm a fucking Texan. No we wouldn't. We have a worse gdp/population ratio than rooland and Australia ain't no fuckin superpower.
We'd be a based independent country because of our politics, but from a strategic standpoint we'd just be a middle power.
Independence should still be a goal if Trump loses though. Given control of our own borders wed be whiter than Russia.
>>76586657
This really made me think, while I was waddling to and fro, hombre.
Im a Texan first, American second. Yee Yee
as a compromise NYC and most major cities should also be treated as city-states counted separate from their state. aka NYC would have state-level control over their laws and their primaries and general elections would count serperate; it's dumb that NY state passes laws that were ultimately only proposed to deal with NYC issues, and the general over representation of city residents in elections
but liberals would never go with this, because they don't care, states making laws to affect just major cities vs the city itself making those laws has the same net effect for them, seeing as they don't care what the rest of their resident state thinks. As an anecdote I literally spoke to a bernie-voter who believed this would be a horrible thing because then those RACIST (read. republican-party/libretarian-party/constitution-party) people in the rest of the state would have better representation. And this was coming from someone who had grown up in NY state
>>76596185
>whiter than Russia.
yeah that's not hard seeing as how russians arent actually white.
>>76586831
Kekucaracha!
>>76595554
Explain Africa then, dummy.
>>76586831
Daily reminder you're nearly all leeches on welfare, non producers, and we've been passing bills to final solution your asses and only been getting shutdown by the jew federal government, either will now go through with Trump or will go through from seceding. adios paco.
>>76596142
0/10
in case of national shut down san pedro becomes the most important port in the US from a strategic standpoint
honestly the whole east coast of the US is dead and the military will be consolidated in california
in terms of real life I support splitting california into several states to split up the democratic electoral votes in the election
>>76585432
You guys are a superpower when it comes to shitposting though.
>>76596142
As long as people in the quarantine zone pay taxes but receive no federal welfare of any kind by constitutional decree.
>>76596142
Looks OK, except you forgot to cordon off the Detroit and Chicago areas as nigger quarantine zones. Also a key would be helpful. Are Missouri and Nevada supposed to be neutral zones or their own independent states?
>>76586106
No but we could take it real quick if we wanted it badly enough.
>>76592937
Listen up you little shit-kickin horse fucker. Don't make gramma shove that rollin' pin up yer behind again.
>>76595292
like the first time when they got btfo by mexicans and begged to join the union?
>>76588896
Most of Texas land is habitable during the entire year. Alaska is not
>>76596528
No no. You see, this is what actually happened.
>Texas profits from illegal labor.
>Illegals set up families over time
>Jobs go away but illegal families stay and propagate while wanting rights given to them
>New illegals come to replace the labor force.
>repeat
Basically Texas wants to kick out "old and busted" illegals for "new and hotness" illegals.
Texas has, and always will be, nothing but an oil field to America because without Mexico they'd be nothing.
If America was a Starcraft map, Texas would be a vespene gas node with annoying fucking critters everywhere getting in the way.
>>76597003
kek, messihole's military is 225k active with 76k reserves, Texas National Guard alone is 1.46 million.
>>76598075
try reading
