http://www.tosavealife.com/dear-girl-dumpster-stanford/
>I’m so sorry it wasn’t me who found you by the dumpster instead of him. I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread. I would have gone to your phone to try and call one of your friends to come get you. I would have given you my coat, not removed yours.
>You are not just “20 minutes of action” as his father put it. You are not some girl at a party. You are not alone in your fight.
>I’m single. I’m male. I’m in my 20s. I respect you. I grieve with you.
>I don’t want you to think, not even a second, that you “asked for it” or that any of this is “your fault.” As men, it’s our job to protect women regardless of what they wear or how much they drink.
>I’m so sorry that instead of a broken down man in a ball of tears you got an emotionless courtroom statement that turned you from victim to the guilty. I wish jail would sometimes work like time out—you can’t come out until you realize the gravity of what you’ve done and are truly ready to apologize. Granted, this would mean your attacker would spend the rest of his life in prison. And I’m okay with that.
blamp
Why bread
>>76583372
>I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread
>>76583372
>gender roles are bad
>men are supposed to protect women
When will this meme die?
>>76583372
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>those comments
>you have to eat ALL the bread
>>76584321
kek
>>76584282
fuckin KEK, I didn't even look at the comments, look at this fuckin guy LOL
This is fuckin rich
>>76583860
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/first-grader-born-without-hands-wins-handwriting-competition_us_572cb27de4b016f3789579bc
>>76583372
>As men, it’s our job to protect women regardless of what they wear or how much they drink
You see this? This is the attitude that lets women get away with their bullshit. Stop it Tradcucks.
>>76583372
>I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread.
It's eggs you mongoloid, at least get the meme right.
>>76584321
kek
>>76583372
>I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread.
Dear cuck white knight, here's the problem:
You should feed her eggs, not bread.
Make sure she eats all the eggs.
>>76585602
that's fuckin impressive, kudos to that kid
>>76583372
> I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread.
Not eggs? Step up your game, son.
>>76586066
Fucking dammit,
>>76585953
>>76585877
these guys got the drop on me.
Well, at least I got dubs.
>>76585877
underrated post
>>76583372
He is not a christian otherwise he would condemn her actions like going to the party (= satanic mess with dumb music, drugs and orgies) and getting drunk like a pig. Only cheap pagan slut can behave like this. Christians must be always ready to forgive pagans, but never ever tolerate their antichristian behavior. Otherwise you are just fuckin' lefty cuck who just pretends to be christian.
> I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread
Fucking toppest kek.
If she`s passed out from too much alcohol it`s a bit late to be giving her bread.
>>76584740
That's 10/10!
>>76586455
Are you a real nip or a stationed Wyatt Mann? I heard they banned booze for Americans, lol, too much rapin.......fuckin a
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE BREAD
>>76587408
fujckfuck thats what i get for not scrolling down first
>>76587431
>>76583372
>he's okay with a stanford swimmer who poses almost no threat to society spending the rest of his life in prison because of a drunken sexual encounter
>>76587135
I am neither
>>76583372
Holy shit what a pathetic little worthless beta.
>>76588248
Then wat da hell r u?
>GET TO KNOW HER, MEET HER FAMILY, MEET HER FRIENDS, SPOIL HER, HAVE HER TEACH YOU SOME OF HER HOBBIES, READ BOOKS TOGETHER, HIKE TOGETHER, LAUGH TOGETHER, HAVE A RELATIONSHIP.
he actually typed this out in all caps. What an autist. might as well have said
>tfw no rape victim gf to console and feed eggs
>>76583372
>I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread.
>>76584321
>>76588391
He's probably a Jap sick of talking to annoying Japs.
>>76588391
a faggot
>>76588742
lol wtf
If I found her I would throw her in the dumpster so she wakes up in a dumpster and contemplates her life decisions.
>4chan memed another meme into reality
>>76583372
>As men, it’s our job to protect women regardless of what they wear or how much they drink.
You can tell he was, at this point, drooling at the though of how much pussy he was going to get while typing this
>>76588901
Yeah I could have sworn this was a pasta word for word. anyone have it?
>>76588391
It`s a secret.
>>76584021
>H...here e...eat this bread
>Please let me go anon
Does this guy carry around a loaf of bread on his person just for these types of occasions?
>>76588991
It was the one about forcing her to eat eggs
>>76588991
>>76588742
source pls, this looks hilarious
>>76584740
>all of those fat bitches liking it
>>76584130
This.
When women take equal responsibility for their choices and actions, only then will they be treated equal. It is not my responsibility as a man to coddle everything with a pussy with unwavering loyalty.
>>76590576
>women demand equality in employment in programming field
>not too worried about sanitation, welding, and construction
>>76588742
>all that JAV porn everywhere
>all that NEET furniture and shit strewn everywhere
>I cooked you some eggs, mmmlady
>>76583372
>Bread guy finds dumpster girl
>Tries to feed her bread
>Swede cucks find him
>Situation plays out the same except bread guy doesn't run and try to explain but still get tackled by the "heroic" swedes
>Entire scenario plays out as normal except instead of the girl being raped by a foreign object the media says the girl was raped by bread
>>76583372
>As men, it’s our job to protect women regardless of what they wear or how much they drink.
It's always bothered me that feminists seem to think this is the case, meanwhile spouting bullshit about how I'm the bad guy. It's like Sanders trying to convince the superdelegates to vote for him. It's not my responsibility to protect/save anybody. If I do it, then it's just out of the kindness of my heart.
>>76585602
It's better than my handwriting now. Congrats to the kid she's had a tough life but I hope prosthetics get more attention.
>>76589499
>>76589326
ah yeah! thanks
>>76583372
I really don't understand why people do this. There is no benefit for this guy to write this unless he thinks it will get him pussy or he seeks validation that he is a good person. Idiots like this ruin the internet, the internet should be a place to be horrible and vile to each otherwise for amusement. Fucking fag.
>>76583372
>You have to eat all the bread.
>>76591584
virtue signaling gayness, it's just more of the same fake bull shit from people that just love to be fucking sanctimonious
look everyone! look! look! I am virtuous!!!!
>>76589113
He's on a quest. Part of his inventory
>>76583372
>>76584021
>I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread
>>76591584
That's probably it. He's probably the guy with a bunch of girl friends (not in the romantic/sexual sense, of course) who considers himself 'friendzoned'. He probably calls himself a feminist and makes those statements like "hur dur rapists are the only cause of rape, victims didn't do anything to put themselves in a position where rape is more probable". He probably agrees with anything a female around him says and even self deprecates (kind of like the Uncle Tom "house nigger" in slave times talking about black people). However, because he doesn't respect himself, no woman respects him. He lacks confidence, so no woman wants to fuck him, but he doesn't realize this. No woman wants to fuck a 'yes man,' so he'll probably never get laid by doing this. Unfortunately he won't realize it, though.
This is the curse of the white knight.
>>76593245
