LMAO
>force idols to be thin
>force idols to eat food in variety shows
Isn't that the perfect storm for bulimia?
>>76582443
Fuck, ignore this I meant to post this on /kpop/. I'm too lazy to wait to delete it.
Remember this in about 4 years...
That woman will be fat as hell...
She has that face .. a fat girl face
Yeah right....
>>76581885
Who cares? She isn't that attractive, she isn't very smart, she doesn't have any original thoughts, and she is just using /pol/ for personal gain.
>>76581885
If he's the boyfriend, he probably comes here.
>>76581885
I fucked Lauren about three years ago. AMA
that beta hoover hand
Did they fug?
>>76582806
is she actually Jewish or is it just a meme?
>>76582806
Did the politics match the sheets, as in was she dead boring.
>>76582806
Proof?
>>76582806
What's her kink?
Kisses along her neck? nibble on her ear? finger in her butt hole? Cmon give us some detail
>>76582917
No idea.
>>76583005
She's a squirrelly little squirter, that's for sure.
>>76583037
It was three years ago. How do you want me to prove it?
>>76581885
I thought Paul Joseph Watson was a manlet from his videos, at least he's taller than her from the looks of it
>>76583251
give us the backstory and we'll judge if its real or not
>>76583191
Didn't do anything too kinky. She's def into big cocks, tho; she loved my 8.2 incher
>>76581885
PJW is an autistic faggot.
>>76583422
are you able to penetrate yourself with dat big dick?
>>76583422
>8.2 inches
>>76583339
Made her squirt at a club in Vancouver where I met her one night. She kinda fell in love with me for a while after that. It was long before she dyed her hair blonde.
>>76583647
>having an 8.2" dick is somehow unbelievable
Dude, there are plenty of bigger dicks than mine. Lots of people have similar sized dicks
>>76583422
You also don't happen to be a chef at wendy's do you?
>>76583422
>>76583722
>My dad also works at Nintendo
>>76583834
not only are you wrong and delusional about basic statistics, you're also oddly specific
like who the fuck measures their dick to the 0.2 inch
>>76583850
I'm not lying at all, but believe what you want I guess.
>>76583889
>ID: JEW
>>76584031
Oy vey
>>76583961
Measuring something to tenths of an inch is supposed to be challenging or something? But anyways, I have an electronic caliper that I use (use it mainly for BF % calculations every few weeks).
>>76583889
>>76584096
Better delete those posts and say some sort of "There is nothing wrong with being Jewish" type meme.
>>76584096
I just found one pic on my computer. If someone rolls trips, I'll post it.
>>76584504
check these trips
>>76584653
you suck
post that shit
>>76584261
>he isn't 9.8637 inches (that's 25.1927 cm for you stupid unenlightened IMPERIAL plebs)
>he doesn't measure his penis with industrial-grade tools
>>76581885
omg alt-right power couple xDxDxD
>>76582592
She's not a feminist so not likely.
>>76584504
poast
>>76584504
I don't want to see dick in /pol/ unless it's black
Still no trips
>>76585657
SHARE PICS YOU FAGGOT.
Is that Paul Joseph Watson?
>>76581885
PJ Watsson and who? I though he was bedding some chinese woman.
>>76586272
Yes
>>76586139
No trips, no nips.
TRIPS
MEME MAGIC
>>76586515
BLESSED KEK grant me Trips so this faggot can be proven wrong.
I shall sacrifice a deer to commemorate your blessing upon me.
RELEASE THE TRIPS KEK!!!!!!!!!
>>76586779
I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE.....
>>76586800
REROLL
Please Kek grant me trips so I can laugh at this moron who is lying like a rug.
FUCK THIS SHIT I AM OUT.
rollin out of curiosity
>>76586779
Close, but not close enough.
>>76586866
Close....but not quite.
Maybe I need some magic from MODS.
>>76582806
>posting this image
Heretic.
Well at least we know she doesn't like people putting urine on her (unless she is into that in the privacy of her home).
May the spirit of Hitler grant me trips.
if kikes did 9/11 trips
>>76586998
>>76586998
Ouch
>>76586969
I miss Hitler
I have a feeling that Milo has banged her pie.
>>76586998
The Jews subtracted one from that last number.
SAD.
>>76584504
Fockoffm8
>>76586998
fuck that was close
>>76581885
>he hadn't had his arm around Lauren southern
Shiggidy
what is the context i dont understand
Check-em
>>76586998
kikes totally did 911 tho
>>76587086
at least he isn't hoverhanding her
check...
>>76583281
He's 6'2 or so, he just looks like 5'2 in his videos.
>>76587058
>>76586998
the jews really are good at covering their tracks
>>76587058
>>76587193
It was a joke faggot.
Burger Power Activate for TRIPS.
>>76587160
I didn't hover hand her either broheem.
>>76585657
Is a porn out there involving this creature?
>>76581885
Get jacked and getting laid by hot girls is not a problem.. Also get a tan too buddy.
>>76583422
post your cock with a timestamp otherwise your story is fake
>>76587416
this
Rollin some trips
did they turn trips off?
>>76582592
she is banging.
and he is handsome as fuck.
great couple honestly.
Still no trips. Sad! Five minutes left
>>76587606
WELL
>>76583422
>measuring your penis with an engineering scale
shiggity
What have we done to anger KEK /pol/?
I guarantee you he doesn't have any pics.
rolling for that blonde ass.
>>76587702
He can't
>>76587993
You're wrong
If you have a pic post a censored version to prove it. Then release the full
>>76588043
What club in vancouver did you meet her bro
>>76588043
post them cuck
post em
>>76588043
Trips are never going to happen just fucking post it.
you know this is all for nothing.
>>76588096
Celebrities
Kek doesn't want us to see it for some reason.
oh yeah. it doesn't exist!
Here's your trips
Now gibs proof
>>76588341
Let me show you how its done anon...
>>76588159
>>76588221
>>76588125
>>76588101
Alright. I put it in the middle of this webm. Just skip the first 10 seconds and you'll see it
>>76582806
I also fucked Lauren 2 years ago AMA
even if we get it he will say time's up or he has to go.
What are trips? I am an innocent good goy normie
>>76588503
These are.
>>76588258
Cool I've hung out with her at prohibition before. Usually do when I'm down in vancouver.
I think we need a 555 right about now
Rolls threads are fucking cancer, the faggot requesting trips should be banned.
>>76581885
she wears way too much makeup
We did it
Guys I think I did it
2 easy
>>76588728
Did what?
Who is Lauren southern btw?
Ignore my consecutive digits
what does she even do
>>76588631
is there a pepe there or is the meme just burned into my retinas?
>>76588902
Tbh even I don't know for sure. I thought it may be, that's why I saved it
triple digits repeated
>>76584504
rolled
Kek bless us with Lauren southern nudes
wait what pictures are we waiting for?
>>76589100
So clpse
Yes.
>>765889222
>>76589100
damn son
Summon trips
>>76584504
>post it.
>>76589110
>>76589100
>>76589056
>>76588984
>>76588850
>>76588728
>>76588713
>>76588584
>>76588561
Still no trips. I already embedded the pic in the middle of a webm. It's about 10 seconds in:
>>76588421
NOW
>>76589333
Trippppppzzzzz
>>76589333
lmao
>>76589333
aaaaahhhhh OP wentbahead amd got trips himself
>>76589333
r u shitting me
>>76589333
You tripped yourself senpai
>>76582804
It's obvious he does.
I've got ya fellas
>>76584504
Post 'em
>>76589333
Top kek
OP is a fg
>>76589333
Why don't you just plain post the picture you beta?
>>76589554
ONE MUMBER AWy
>>76589333
Where are the pics faggot? Oh that's right you are a fucking shill.
SAGE
>>76581885
PJW is redpilled. She must be as well to know who she is.
Stop jacking off to waifus and get out of your basements /pol/
>>76589333
And I'm the only one that can get trip s. baka desu senpai
I'll roll 7's
>>76581885
is this Watson's gf?
she looks retarded. but whatever, good for him I guess.
>>76589333
sag.e
>>76584504
>>76582804
he constantly uses the "cucked" term now.
pretty sure he does.
>>76589333
my ID says "porn" and you got trips so please post them or go kill yourself
>>76589333
omg checked
>>76581885
literally who?
>>76584031
She wouldnt have been old enough to be in a club 3 years ago you lying nigger
You guys are fags, he's not going to post shit, or if he does it'll be some troll shit.
G U L L I B L E
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>>76584504
Check em
>>76589837
>>76589994
Yeah isn't she like 21?
Pol literally begged a troll for dick pics.
What a time to be alive.
/b/ cancer
Is this what you've become, /pol/?
>>76590085
Something like that. The amerifat is obviously lying
>>76590244
I'll be drinking with her in like 2 weeks. What should I tell her from you /pol/?
>>76590224
>you're not allowed to have a silly thread
>you can only post if you're serious and proper
>>76584504
Fuck Hiroshima Nagasaki this is not spam it is win
>>76589994
>>76581885
Where is his map?
>>76590244
>>76590347
I'll see you guys there.
>>76582592
Modernism has a forgotten beauty, self responsibility.
If a woman is fully red pilled, she knows this. Exercising isn't about looks or even the rush, it's about pursuing the ubermensch. This motivation is stronger and deeper than any narcissistic desire. Again, if she's fully red pilled she's exercising until her late 50s.
>>76590535
Where we gonna be americuck?
>>76586998
All this means is the kikes didn't do it alone, they had the help of traitors.
>>76584504
Bulls hit nigga
What a thread
>>76590917
>>76581885
who?
>>76590439
First thing I noticed tbqh fampai
>>76590872
At that one McDonalds. By the club and shit.
>>76590382
Why do you lie to people on the internet?
>>76581885
>implying I'd want to when I have a superior Japanese qt
>>76584504
Just post it kike!
>>76591358
Lol nice Juan.
If /pol/ isn't retarded and I'm drunk enough I'll make a thread when I see her and hang out.
>>76591358
>I'm at mcdonalds
>see flag
Never change fat fuck
>>76591502
Ill be there, i live outside van
>>76591376
Fuk u meen niqqa?
>>76591749
Where do you park it? Outside the club?
>>76591749
Won't be in Van, as you've noticed she's in Europe for the next 3 weeks.
>>76584504
if i must ^^^
>>76591909
Ive not noticed since i dont autistically follow her
>>76587058
Jews are good with numbers
>>76581885
I met lauren in Grade 7. We went to a school that only had 2 grades 7 and 8. She's a year older than me. So I was in grade 7 and she was in 8. Back then she was pimply and kinda chub but one day walking home from school, I discovered she lived at the end of the block. Anyway a couple weeks later, we ended up walking home together and we started to become friendly. Then on the day school let out for XMAS break, me and her walked home in a fucking dirty snow storm. I remember our pants and boots were fuckign drenched. So I go home and she goes home. I go inside and take off my boots and socks and pants and proceed to place them in the dryer. I then hear a knock on my front door and it is Lauren. No one was home at her place and she did not take the spare sky I guess. I offer to come inside and hang. At this point I'm in my KISS Destroyer boxers and barefeet. I tell her she can put her shit in the dryer. She is thankful for the offer. We go to laundry room and she gets into her panties and puts her shit in the dryer. The laundry room was where I also smoked my dope, so I busted out my little snotty and packed a one hitter and smoked it. I offered her some but she was hesitant. I said ok and smoked another one hitter. She then asks to try. I guess she became curious. She tries to take a one hitter and fails and starts coughing her guts out. I run upstairs and get her a Gatorade. She takes a drink and then gives me a hug. We start to peck. Then it got heavier and she started grabbing my cock. Proceeds to give me my second ever(but best at the time) BJ. We start hanging a bit more but I'm kind of a quiet guy and actually don't mind being by myself so I don't hound t=her to hang constantly or anything. She starts thinking I'm "ignoring" her. 2 weeks after our first encounter, she came over on a Friday nighty and let me take her cherry. She was my 2nd at the time but best at the time. Now I know what happened to her
>>76584504
gib bls
>>76592181
I've noticed cause she called me and told me after noticing I was heading over there.
They smashed
The Trips Become Me Trough The Power Of Lord Kek
>>76592459
Im sure
>>76586515
Show them
>/pol/ hates Canada
>/pol/ worships the ground Southern walks on (read: Canadian soil)
make up your minds already you cucks
>>76586515
Do it.
>>76592247
>spare sky
wish i had a spare sky
Lord Kek was with me last night, but seems like he has forsaken you.
That faggot will never post the photos because he doesnt have them. Fucking newfags take bait so easily
>>76593006
The fags lying, his bs has already been debunked
I am now a Cameroonian.
>>76594010
He needs to pay up regardless.
>>76594111
a deal is a deal anon
>>76584504
well why the hell not.
alex jones must be going crazy (heheh) over his success
>>76584504
bost pls :-D
>>76594111
whoop whoop
>>76594111
POST PICS YOU LYING KIKE FAGGOT CUK REDDITOR
>>76594168
He will pay dearly when the time comes
>>76587690
>and he is handsome as fuck.
Everted bottom lip and sanpaku eyes, yeah right. Ugly
i just realized she kinda looks like a blonde haired blued version of my oneitis
>mfw same name too
>>76594111
Trips dumped
>>76591502
are you going to the talk on the 31st of july? i think she's gonna be there. where's she gonna be in 2 weeks?
>>76595328
She has brown/hazel eyes and her hair is dyed
>you will never cum on Laurens face
This feeling
despair
>>76596577
>>76584504
You are a lying faggot and I hope you die
>>76596536
>>76596577
thanks lad,
>>76596536
is that her snapchat?
>>76596750
I have a whole folder
>>76596815
p-probably?
>>76584504
trippy dippy dips
>>76596899
dude please post on a mega or something. thank you in advance my dude
>>76597041
nah
trips?
>>76597171
I already got trips.
>>76596536
Nice rack.
>>76597222
indeed.
>>76597107
i take back my thank you in advance
>>76597222
aww yiss
>>76583889
(((ID)))
>>76584504
Pls
>>76597317
HIGH TEST
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T
>>76597287
they're all just taken from her twitter famalam
![[sweating intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Q0TTHsn.gif "[sweating intensifies].gif")
>>76597317
her hair is way paler than this, try again
although it's THICC ass but not hers, so i won't complain
>>76590114
>>76597391
yes
>>76597394
i didnt think of that, well thanks again lad
>>76597491
never said it was her, its clearly not. that chick is hot.
