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>load up hearts of iron 4
>hitler quotes straight away
>literally the most based game ever
>there are people on /pol/ not playing this right now

why do you do this to yourselves?
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>>76574890
>playing video games

top kek man child
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>>76574890
Isnt this one of those games where the entire gameplay is just a big wall of units along your borders fighting another big wall of units on your enemies borders?

No thanks.
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>>76574942
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Because its not fun.
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video games are boring
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>>76574890
Suuure, I'll spend a sum on that game, and for the rest of my life I am paying for new DLC or I can't play the game fully. They are still putting out CK2 DLC. Do these bastards think I am made of money?
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This game is already controversial here. Roman Dmowski early 20th century leader of our nationalists and one of the main authors of our independence is known as a "fascist demagogue" in HoI 4. Literally the guy who told David Lloyd George to shut the fuck up, who could talked for hours in English and French simultaneously and called the finest delegate during the Paris Peace Conference is just a "fucking Nazi" for those idiots.
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>>76575371
Yeah his propaganda minister told me he was a real nice guy!
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>>76575483
What the fuck would you know you obese piece of shit?
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>>76575371

its a swedish game, senpai
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>>76574890
How biased is this game exactly? Are there concentration camps in this game? Jews? How does the politics work exactly?
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>>76575371
>be me
>playing hearts of iron 4 as Italy
>making ital ital actually do shit this time
>instant alliance with Germany
>stomp France in two weeks
>stomp Poland in two weeks as well
>Soviet Union tries to cuck Germany
>notonmywatch.ppx
>anally wreck its oil resources
>hitler gives a speech in my nation about how he is proud to be allies
>mfw hitler likes me
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>>76574890
Real question is why the fuck you're playing Italy.
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>>76575652
That's it, I'm pirating this shit.
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>>76575741
No faggot. This game deserves a buy. I'm probably going to play as Germany next for shits and giggles, then maybe England. It's worth every cent
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>>76575141
based cunt is based
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>>76575562
I'm still triggered. But I guess if he's good at his job in the game it doesn't even matter. One of these days I'm gonna play it and find out if the "German option" would really be just like our historians say.
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>>76575669

>i'm learning tutorial and you have to be italy

What's wrong with Benito ?
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>>76575525
I've done my homework. Paradox uses a government classification system in it's HOI games. There are three governments for each of the three economic systems in Hearts of Iron 3. One of them was paternal autocrat as an example. And this guy was part of the ND, which is classified as a fascist state in HOI. So that name is just explaining what position he was in. If he were weren't a part of that party he would have been called an angel. But he was a fascist.
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>>76574942

how does that make you a manchild? It's literally just entertainment in a digital form. nothing wrong with using a form of entertainment in your spare time, unless you want to be bored and just eat, sleep and work every day
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>>76575859
I always pirate first before buying, if you value your money and good games you would do this too.
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>>76576053
Well he was a democrat. I know Swedes like to usse this word for literally everything so I guess "national democracy" triggered some kind of syntax error.
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>>76575859
>giving Jewhan his shekels
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>>76575652
noice
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I own HoI3. any tips on how to keep my military from getting stomped? I mean in-general.

PS: The whole HQ bit confuses me to no end. Do I need to keep it near my front lines? Are they useble as attack units?
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>>76576328

This
paradox shills can't leave this board alone. Don't buy this swedish jew bullshit after stellaris. pirate worthy at best
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>>76574890
because the game is shit
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>>76576372
You want your hq units to form a dasy chain to the front line units, each level of officer provides statistical buggs for units. So the division commander will provide a buff, then the corp commander, army commande, army group, and theatre buffs are applied over that. Basically its vrey important that if you have units in combat , that they have a fully linked up command chain
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>>76576372
keep your HQ behind your units, as close a possible... they are not good.for attack (this isnt Napoleon Total.War). Each HQ can command 3-12 units, depending on the leader
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I played over 2000 hours of HOI2, I only played 2 hours of HOI3 because it was a confusing pile of shit.

Did they go back to the HOI2 style of troop movement or is it still the cluster fuck from HOI3?
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>>76574890
I am playing it!!! I rate it 14/88
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>>76574890
>german flag is some silly neutral "cross" instead of the Windmill of Friendship and Tolerance

cucked game
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>>76576832
Europes fault for being cucks u cuck. Just mod a pic in u cuck. Ur fault u cuck
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>>76576832

>I really hope he's joking
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>>76576832
HoI3 had a mod for that.
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>>76576300
Well I guess because he emulated fascism they considered his party a fascist party. If you think he wasn't emulating fascism you could say he was a democrat. He was a nationalist. Well so am I, but I am certainly not a fascist. I don't know much about Roman Dmowski, can anyone tell us if he was really acting like a fascist, and therefore to be considered a fascist?
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>>76574942
This.

I bet these guys are on centrelink for their autism as well. I wish tone was still here to cut them off.
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>>76576754

Its pretty simple compared to HoI3 I think as I had a similar experience as you. Basically select units. Make them an army. Assign a commander. Then you point out where the front line is going to be. And then how to invade from that front line. Then do the fancy stuff with air strikes and coastal bombardment support.
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It's fucking garbage.
Liquor simulator 2010 is miles better.
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>>76574942
This desu
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>>76574942
>he said on the manchu paper clipping website
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>>76574890
I'm 20 and wasted most of my life on videos games.

I'm fucking done with them

Is it too late for me to make some friends? Should I just kill myself?
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because im salty about Stellaris.

In-depth diplomacy my fucking ass. Civ V has better diplomacy.
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>>76575652
the hitler giving a speech? Was that an event?
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>>76574890
>ww3 starts
>every nation declares war on me for annexing poland
>about to invade france
>game crashes due to huge armies and battles taking place
>game was just a big meme
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>>76577451
Can't even finish my campaign in stellaris because the game slowed down to a snails pace. I have a 8 core i7 processor and 32gb of ram, this shouldn't happen Paradox!
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>>76576989
He could be considered an anti-semite by today standards. He didn't hate the Jews just because (and he had some in his party) but he understood that those who didn't want to assimilate had different goals than the rest of the society. I guess he had something against them though since he said "You Jewish agent" to Lloyd George.
He was above all a theoretician not a politician. He was a minister like once and that's it. And he was pretty fucking briliant. A realist who used cold logic and reasoning.

Ok he called Mussolini "the greatest man in Europe" but it was 1925. He also said something like "Germans understand that in order to unite as a nation they need to depose Jews from their position." but his entire career can't be simplified like that.
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>>76577695
Leaders give speeches all the time. Since I play grand strategy a lot I turn on alert tabs and hitter declared a bond between me an him kek
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>>76574890

Video games are for fucking losers. I get the /r9k/ vibe from so many of you and maybe that's why you're racist losers, because you're pent up in your room playing video games like a fucking autistic 12 year old. Get a life you faggots.

>MUH WHITE RACE

>SPENDS HIS TIME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND WILL NEVER BREED
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>>76574942
Paradox games are more like doing taxes than playing a game.
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>>76577901
This is a Canadian shitpost. The only words you are allowed to reply to it are
A:fucking leaf
Or
B:I hope nip moot range bans you
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>>76577901
A fucking leaf!
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>>76576754
Its back to Division level simulation rather than battalion, much more like HOI2.

>>76576832
Within minutes of the game launching there were two mods on the Steam Workshop to get a Swastika flag.
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>>76577078
Aww, Australia, We know you still feel harsh about l4d2 having been "Censored" on release, But that's what living in a Nanny state imply!
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>>76577901
Pardox is a studio operated by Nordic Aryan ubermensche, and many of their games deal with Deus Vult (Crusader Kings) and 1488 (Hearts of Iron).

Meanwhile, nignogs are busy playing soccer in the mud; and not increasing their intellectual skills at all.
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>>76577901
NIP MOOT SHOULD RANGE BAN YOU
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>>76574890
Because I don't pay full price for video games
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>>76576076
>unless you want to be bored and just eat, sleep and work every day
This is exactly what he wants because he's a kike that wants goyim to slave 24/7 for maximum return on his shekels.
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>>76574890
go away you shilling shekel hoarder
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>>76578181
I swear paradox players redpilled as fuck
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>>76574890
I don't even like games how I used to

I mainly make music and I think it is a lot more fun
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>>76578361
>implying the jews don't want you to get addicted to the videojew and become a shutin, stop reproducing, and pay for release day DLC and microtransactions
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>>76578427
Me too anon, guitar is deeply satisfying. But you gotta take a break from time to time.
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>>76574942
>Implying he's playing Undertale or some shit
Paradox Games like Crusader Kings, Europa Universalis and Hearts of Iron are grand strategy games and are difficult as all fuck. Its not some colourful watered down piece of shit with kawaii special snowflake characters. It's literally a game where you try to conquer the world through micromanagement and delicate balances of economy and diplomacy.
A child would quit after five minutes of bordeom and frustration.
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>>76577397
I would hit the restart button
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I've only really played Crusader Kings 2, but I played it like a madman. Tried EU4 and felt it was too much management, is this going to be the same way?
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>>76578014
Then you haven't played Stellaris I suppose. Definitely one of the best game I ever played
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>>76577397
Yes
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How can German men even compete?
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>>76577901

Tits or GTFO.
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>>76578570
yea I have some games but its felt like a chore recently to play them

I mainly play hoi darkest hour or hoi3 from paradox and I think they are dank as fuck

I like 4x genre also
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>>76578542
I'm what you just described, minus the paying and microjewtractions part. I blame no one but myself. The Jews didn't do this to me
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>>76577830
I can't tell if this is satire or not
>Damage control at its finest.
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>he doesn't create an all-white utopia in The Sims 3
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>>76578678
>Definitely one of the best game I ever played

Damn you have low fucking standards.
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>>76574890
Hoi 4 is casual tier garbage

You dont actually fight the war you just set your shit armies on cruse control
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>>76578899
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Roman_Dmowski
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>>76577830
>Ok he called Mussolini "the greatest man in Europe" but it was 1925. He also said something like "Germans understand that in order to unite as a nation they need to depose Jews from their position." but his entire career can't be simplified like that.

I agree. But the game came from Sweden, and that's just the only thing that flies over there. Still I don't know his entire career, and still can't judge if he is a fascist or not.
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>>76578689
The age of Aryans is over, there will be no dawn for Germs, its a brand new world for shitposting Danes.
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>>76578085
>>76578141
>>76578337
>>76578707

I like how none of you try to refute what I say, you know video games are a waste of time. Especially paradox ones where you have to spend a lot of time in the game. That's how I know you all have autism, you enjoy map painting simulators and many of you cry about how women are shit and how you can't get girlfriends. Maybe throw down the controller, and pick up a weight you fucking limp-wristed cuckolds.
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>>76579075
I dont know about the man and I'm not making a comment on him. I'm making a comment on your post.
Everything you said comes down to
>Okay yeah so he acted like a fascist a lot but he really wasnt, even though he did and said lots of fascist things.
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>>>/v/
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>>76579063
>relying on the shockingly bad army AI to win wars for you

only works for easy as fuck wars
anything else and they get themselves surrounded and border gore everything
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>>76579133
Why should they acquire girlfriends if they are so autistic? Pol rambles on about spreading the white seed, but no less than half this board is unworthy of ever reproducing.
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>>76579133
you cant reason with some people

I agree games have you wasting more time than you should but also at the same time it doesn't matter

you will die anyways one day and nothing you ever did will matter and if playing games is something they enjoy its not a big deal
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>>76579261
exactly but it is much harder to manually fight wars that in previous iterations because the assumption is that you will always just use the AI
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>>76579325
All entertainment is degeneracy according to the wannabe fascists of this board.
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>>76579404
fucking order of battle

that shit fucked me up for a while in hoi3
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>>76579133
I'm married to a lovely white lady, nice try leafposter.
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>>76579261
The battleplan AI is actually surprisingly decent, its a fucking godsend for things like China. Fucking micromanaging all that shit, playing as Japan in HOI2 and especially HOI3 made me want to shoot myself.

>>76579404
Manually controlling armies is no different than the previous games.
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>>76574890
If having hitler quotes makes something based then I guess your middle school world history textbook must be pretty based.
Paradox shills not welcome.
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>>76579133
First of all I don't play any video games except for grand strategy ones.

Second it's not a waste of time because since I have started playing them I have spent very little time watching TV or posting on 4chan.

Third I don't want a woman or girlfriend.
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>>76579490

>you will die anyways one day and nothing you ever did will matter

If that's how you justify your gaming addiction then you need to make some changes in your life. To me, it sounds like you're not truly living if that's how you feel.

>>76579490

Yeah and while you play your video games she's complaining to her girlfriends that she married a manchild, eventually jamal will cuck you.
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>>76577793
>I have a 8 core i7 processor and 32gb of ram,
are you me?
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Can I play as Mexico and remove commies and install a military junta?
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>>76578678
I mean, it's a good game but shit, you must not be that into RTS games.
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>>76579261
>>76579404

>play as France, going Fascist
>Spanish Civil War breaks out and I need to wait until my government form changes to intervene
>meanwhile Nationalists getting BTFO
>send 5 divisions of light tanks/motorised infantry, and do a few encirclements
>in a few months, the Nationalists are surrounding all the remaining Republican cities and sieging them, waiting to win

The AI is pretty shit t b h, at least in some areas.
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>>76579681

Meant to reply to

: >>76579325
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>>76579194
Because he was reacting to things that were unfolding around him. He saw countries around him staging one coup against another and communists gaining ground. About Hitler he later said that "We would have to be an enemy of civilization to support him."
Almost 80 years after the fact all the nuances of the geopolitical game in Europe during that time are irreversibly lost to us.
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>>76574890
My toaster is too shitty to play games. I can't even play C&C3
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Fuck republican Spain desu
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>>76579897

I don't even have a graphics card and it runs for me (I don't play video games much so I didn't bother to get one)
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>>76579750
>send two divisions
>walk into barcelona and flesh it out a bit so it doesnt instantly fall
>walk along the coast behind the entire republican army
>walk left into madrid
>fight 1 division
>win
>capitulated
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>>76579792
I don't really play games that much like I used to and im not addicted

I will occasionally play a game like every few months and I don't even have anything installed right now

I mainly use my pc for music production and I play guitar and piano
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>Go facist as US
>Fucking William Dudley Pelly takes over

They did some interesting research. Worth $40
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>>76579580
You get some really good bonuses for using a battle play that you don't get manually tho
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>>76580056

It depends if they let themselves get encircled or not before you can join. As France it takes until like mid-1938 until you can send volunteers and by that time the Nationalists let themselves get encircled a few times

Blitzkrieg doctrine is still as good as it was in DH though so I'm happy
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HOW THE FUCK DO I GET IT TO UNSHADOW HITLERS FACE
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>>76579993
I assume your computer has a built in graphics card then
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>>76580072

Alright you seem like a nice guy, sorry for being rude eh.
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>>76580487
mods
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>>76580487
Did you buy the German version or something?
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>>76580500

Yeah but it's built into the processor
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>>76577901
You can play a video game or two without being a basement dwelling neet. Especially an intellectual strategy game. Have fun "trolling" pol, leafboi
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>>76580487
Hitler censored in the US or pirated version?
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>>76580487
Nigger you either a german using an American proxy or your fucking special. Toggle that shit when you click on steam to play. One of them should allow you to play with Hitler's real face and the other way is 'guess the facist'
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>>76574890

Nice proxy, Johan.
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>>76580575

The pirate version is censored
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>>76580487
look in the workshop on steam if you're using it.
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>>76580738
Just the German version.
You do however need a mod to change the Germans Reich flag from the soldiers cross to the swastika though. Takes 2 seconds.
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Rate me, lads.
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>>76580932
>Italy owns all that byzantium land

Disgusting
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what are some good division templates to setup? I don't know shit about them, that's confusing as hell.

What's the different between a support artillery(selected on the left of the template window)
and a combat unit artillery?
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>>76580230
Does it? Didn't realize. That's kind of lame I guess.
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>>76580932
>Mods
Eh, could be better.
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>>76577793
HOI4 is the same way.
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>>76576797
thats such a low, but good score at the same time
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>>76580932
>The Soviets still exist

Well, finish the job.
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>>76575897
Ribbentrop-Beck my nigga
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>>76581001
3 Full rows of Infantry, 1 row of Art, And whatever else.

Also don't forget Recon/Engie for the support shit.
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>>76580996
Y-you, too...
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>>76574890
I'm playing as fascist integralist Brazil and just deplyed brazilian troops in Spain to help based Franco win the civil war (for some reason he is always losing to the republicans when I play)
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>>76580932
>allowing vichy France to exist
>not purging the anglo scum
Disgusting
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>>76574942
Fuck off you shitposting faggot. Go disappoint your dad some more
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>>76574890
because it's 40 fucking dollars???
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>>76581597
https://kat.cr/hearts-of-iron-iv-codex-t12727909.html
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>>76575960

They're useless.
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>>76580546
I don't even think its rude really

you could say im wasting my life doing something pointless too

its unlikely for me to get heard by many people unless im truly exceptional at making good music and its pretty hard to do that imo
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>>76580932
Decent. Once you are stable with any allies left you should take on the Communists.
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>>76574890
>playing casual shit
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>>76581847
Spain, Italy, and I are in the Union of Fascist Nations. (My own faction)
We're busy mopping up Africa right now. Been making forts along the Soviet border for a bit now.
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>>76581779
Do you have an youtube channel?
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>>76581779
could mozart still be alive?
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>>76582106

>forts
>not preparing a navy to control the black sea with and naval invade from
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>>76582485
no I don't

>>76582558
yea he is still on tour
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>>76574890
HOI4 sucks fucking balls and is made by Jews/Swedes. There is not a more cucked decision you can make than buying that garbage instead of pirating HOI2.
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>>76582877
Well you are fucked how do you share your music
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>>76574890
>HoI 4
>based
>Paradox
>Swedish company censoring Hitler plus the most Jewish DLC policy in history
>making anything based other than Vic 2
I am laffin.
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>>76579133
>Monday to Friday 9-5: work
>Monday to Friday 6-7: Gym
>Monday to Friday 8-10: play some HOI3
>Saturday: party
>Sunday: Relax
Good God it's out of control, how did I get this bad
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>>76583026
I don't really think it is worth sharing yet there are still things I need to work on before I do desu
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>>76583279
Anon your a monster, you need to see some help. You have this thing called 'work' Stop being a normie.
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>>76580932
>1943
>Byzantium

What?
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>>76583269
>muslim culture
>muh wacism!

Wew lad I sure hope this is bait
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>>76584501

It's old /gsg/ bait
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>>76582106
Help the Finns retake Karelia.
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>>76575371
I would take it as a compliment being called a fascist by a Swede
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>>76584501
>>76584637
its honest bait though.. I'm already tired of germaboos, that's like the noobiest thing you can do desu. worse than playing as England in vic2
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>>76575652
Ah, a man can dream...
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>>76574942
It's 2016 nigga

literally nothing better to do
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>>76574942
THIS

BIG TIME

video games are for children and noone else. If you're above the age of 18 and play videogames regularly on your own then consider suicide
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>>76589712
>Has attempted it and failed
But here's a ((You)) Wanna be aussie.
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>>76589712

You post on a pornographic Nipponese image board filled with autistic nerds and white nationalists, that ship sailed a long time ago.
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>>76589712
It's not my fault I was raised by a single mother, had a beta dad and can't integrate into society
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>>76590104

>muh limitations
>muh excuses
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>>76590104
>blaming parents for your shortcomings

truly aussies are the biggest cucks of all
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>>76590281
This is the reason I'm so politically extreme in the first place. I don't want any other kid to suffer the same pain caused by cultural marxism.
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Hoi4 is a tablet game with as much depth to the combat as rock paper scissors,and a strategy layer that is simpler than Total War: Atilma
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>>76576300
i can confirm
feminism is democracy and liberals are national democracy
arabs are just what we liberate our wifes with
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I quit video games when I turned 22. Nothing they fucking do can impress me anymore it's all shit. The Witcher 3 was the last one because of muhh storyline. Muh storylline quickly turned to be shit. The game play was shit so I quit halfway through.

Especially these fucking game. The AI is always retarded, he fucks everything up his borders are all fucked up he never builds a proper balanced military and I never have a problem defeating him even as a shit tier middle power.
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>>76579490

My wife encourages me to play games when the kids go to bed. That way she can watch her boring shit shows and i'm not at the bar dancing with sluts.
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>play australia
>go fashy
>empire of the platypus
Fug. If I actually paid for this I would be upset.
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Auf wiedersehen see you in Valhalla!
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>>76578420
Or they appreciate history instead of changing it because "muh feelings"
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>>76578181
Why would they do that. It was stupid to have each "unit" consist of 5 divisions. I preferred fighting with divisions in hoi3 rather than entire corps like in hoi2
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>>76574890
>why do you do this to yourselves?
I'm giving the game a try but games of that genre bore me half the death.
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>>76575371
there is actually nothing wrong with fascism.
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>>76577830
Our leaders from 1918-1930 were pretty based, Piłsudski was bff with Hitler and praised national socialism, if he wouldn't died we would be allies with third reich. He was a mentor to our diplomat Józef Beck.

But fucking anglos broke Beck him and turned against germany in 1939. There are intelligence reports on this, recently declassified by MI6.
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>>76575631
there are plenty of communist infiltraters yes but the holocaust is presented accurately, as in its not there
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>>76592209
Piłsudski called Hitler a bandit and wanted to attack him with France when he was arming himself while he was still weak enough to be deposed. He knew that having Nazis on one side (even if they were nicer to Poland than previous German governments) and Soviets on the other was and trying to prevent war was like, as he said it, trying to seat on two chairs at once.
Hitler still respected him more than he respected any other non-German politician in Europe. I guess he reminded him of old prussian leaders.
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>>76579063
>Wah wah Hoi 3 is too hard!
>try to fix it with Hoi 4
>Waaaahhhhh
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>>76579404
No its not. It's only harder than hoi2 because there are more provinces.
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>>76578572
>DLC Kings and Memeropa Universalis
>Literally babby's first grand strategy games
>"difficult"
Paradox's only difficult game is HoI3 and even then it's only because the game is micromanagement hell simulator.
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>>76592503
Pretty much, even if Hitler allied with Poland he would have used Polish troops like Napoleon did, as cannon fodder.
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>>76593258
as opposed to how britain used polish troops?
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>>76593397
That was betrayal. Hitler would have seen it as an opportunity to destroy an enemy and reassess the potential strength of Poland. Yes, the destruction of the Russian state was a goal, but not the expense of Poland.
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>>76574942
>says this while posting on an anime imageboard

Gas yourself
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>>76580487
Why is Hitler's face censored anyway? I understand they have laws against the Swastika, but why a simple Hitler portrait?
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>>76594029
RARE
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>>76575669

Well Germany and Japan both are competent Axis players, Italy needs player help more then the others.
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>Tfw played as the Germanic empire in civ5
>Tfw burning and purging shit skins in every single city I come across

Felt pretty good
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>>76574890
I have a toaster that wouldnt even run space nazis simulator
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>>76574890
/v/ E D D I T
E
D
D
I
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>>76594029
Because video games are viewed as toys in German law and thus no Nazi imagery.
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>>76574890

play as a small as chinese state

use console codes + factory transfer bug to make 200+ civilian/military factories in a small ass territory.

Use political power and manpower cheats to get myself everything I need.


>use all interwar period small tanks/equiptment >and zerg rush Japan/Russia just spamming >out hundreds and hundreds of battalions, >death toll in the millions using the shittiest >tech but all my units are maxed out with like >20k troops each, slowly chisel away at all >nations and just wreck their shit.


>only thing I can't really hack for is naval >factories so I make it a point to take only >territory with naval factories


>make a huge chink interwar carrier fleet that is >just massive with swarms of the shittiest >planes


>easily getting outclassed by Japanese fleets/ >Dutch fleets / British fleets / American fleets


>swarm them like ants and eventually inflict >overwhelming losses


surprisingly satisfying
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>>76576335
Mussolini was an ugly motherfucker kek
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>>76594184
Strange - didn't know there was a special part of the law for "toys"

>>76580187
Why wouldn't it be Lindbergh?
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>>76594260
>factory transfer bug
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>>76575371
Game is merely stating a fact among the many.
It is you degenerate who feels such fact is incompatible with your description of the man.
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>>76579101
>Republican Spain
BELIEVABLE WORLDS
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>>76580187
Wow, nice.
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>>76595469
It would be fair to call Eamon de Valera like that as well. Same logic.
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>>76574890
>shilling casual hearts

Eat a dick
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>>76591383
In HOI4 each division is its own unit and can be controlled individually.
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>>76595801
I mean, if the Soviets actually sent enough troops to counter what the Germans poured in, it very well could've been.
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who /platypus/ here?
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>>76579101
all that border gore.
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>>76594029
WEW LAD
RARE
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>>76580932
took me a second
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>>76576797
Its so addictive.
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>>76575009
You sir are an idiot
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>mfw that reprise of "Luftwaffe" from HoI3
It's really nice that they have chosen to leave the only happy melody in this whole militarized and sad soundtrack.
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>>76574890
fuck paracucks
they won't even give me metaxas line and the portraits are fucking generic
the baltic states have generic heads of state
chinese have generic warlords
and middle east has generic middle easterns
and latin america has generic spic portrait
that's fucking it

>6 fucking years for this shitty game
AI sucks

>>76575859
fuck off johan
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>>76574890

>literally a game built on milking you with dlc and season passes
>red pilled

This is just like when the feminists started purchasing "Men tears" mugs only to find out that they were manufactured by some MGTOW group and being used to finance their operations. The jews are literally selling a game that panders to your views and you're too retarded to notice, even though lots of games are just like that. Real men play Dino D Day.
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>>76600095
>what is pirating
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>>76574890
>In commie tree there's a national idea "political correctnes" which ads "subversion bonus"

>>76575371
Fascist demagog is a code word for "alligning with axis"
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>>76600209

Last time I read the news your housewives were literally whoring for the price of a cheese sandwich (no ham included) in order to feed themselves, of course you're gonna pirate it Greece. In the rest of the world people pay for stuff they like and to avoid being used in a Bitcoin mining botnet.
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>>76600338
>mexican telling me about prostitution
kek fuck off pedro

And no it's not housewives, actual greeks here work, it's albanian teens that whore out.
Can you please kill yourself now?
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>>76574890
HOI 4 is retarded as hell right now.
>Germany fighting a one front war against USSR
>Doesn't even reach the borders of modern Russia before halting
>Germany invades France and the Benelux countries
>Halted and slowly ground down by the Dutch and Belgian armies
>Naval invasions are tedious as hell
>Game needs some way to automate trade and equipment production
That being said I like the politics trees or whatever they are called. Leads to some pretty fun alternate history like Germany trading Slovakia for west Prussia with Poland.
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>>76600338
>In the rest of the world people pay for stuff they like
Yes, be a good go- guy and buy my DLC simulator for 20$.
After all, we poor game developers barely make enough to survive because of those pesky pirates! How can you not want to support us?
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>>76575371
Yeah one of Latvias first presidents is a fascist demagogue. Its like they havent made any research, just slapped some random names with random stuff together.
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>>76589712
My boss owns an online business that with gradual monthly increases over 1m every month straight into his pocket, and at the same time he locks himself with his buds in the office playing PS4.

Literally kill yourself if you don't know how to live.
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>>76574890
Worth playing? I have played Hoi2 like thousand hours but never tried hoi3.
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>>76599864
Meh. They'll just have DLCs for all that you mentioned anyway. Not saying that's a good answer, but its the truth : /
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>>76574890

I have been, it's a good game.

Random pick gave me Australia, went Fascist, shitposted everyone.

Those are MY islands, you New Zealand fucking shits.
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>>76595151

so you have to have game paused

then you use console mode and type in ic

this turns on instant production

then you go and transfer civilian factories to military factories, you can do this 20 times each so in the end you actually max out that little region to produce 20 civilian factories and 20 military factories.


but sure to type ic again to deactivate instant build unless you want to get butt fugged by computer spam.


The only thing I can recommend is to max out regions in naval factories except for 1 of each civilian and military. There are no tricks to stack port factories that I know of yet.
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