Dear Bernie, I donated but you still ain't winning
I emptied my checking, savings, and my penny jars at the bottom
I sent 2 delegates back in autumn u must not have got em
There probably was a problem at the voting office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble my voting tickets too sloppy when I jot em
But anyways fuck it, whats been up man how's your wife's daughter?
My girlfriends pregnant too I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter guess what Ima call her.. Ima name her Hillary
I heard about your comrade tommy (Chong) too I'm sorry
I had a friend get pissed off Cuz of some rally that didn't want him
I know u probably hear this everyday but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit you said about Castro
I got a room full of your posters and USSR propaganda man
And I heard that speech you did about income inequality too that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Karl
>>76554361
Donald > Burnyy
>>76554361
Thats so stupid yet Funny AT the Same time i nearl woke up my gf laughing AT this
>>76554706
>he doesn't get it
>>76554843
>nearly woke up my gf laughing AT this
Ye right
>>76554361
TOP KEK
>>76555020
pretty sure that was pasta
the berns gone cold im wondering why,
i had any hope at all,
all them rain clouds at my window,
cause you can't stump the trump,
even if you could, forgive and forget my college debt,
it just reminds me, its either hillary or a wall.
I know you probably hear this every day but I am a really gay man
I even bought a bernie dildo but it was just a scam
I got a room full of your posters next to rainbows senpai
I even saw that civil rights shit you did, that shit was fat
Anyway my wife beats me, one day I might hit her back
She just shat
Truely yours, your biggest fan this is Stan
>>76554361
Quality post bro. Kekimus maximus
>>76554361
kek
>>76555020
new as fuck
>>76554843
>nearly woke up my bf laughing AT this
fixed
gold
>>76554361
thank you /pol/
>>76554361
comfy thread
>>76554843
>near woke up my gf and Muhammad
Sounds about right Hans
>>76555312
>>76555020
>Nearly woke up my wifes husband
fixed