>American Freedom
>Be American
>sleeping at 3am, wake up and walk to kitchen to make warm milk and 12 inch pizza to help me sleep
>see strange flashing and moving lights outside, followed by the door being kicked in, and 6 flashbangs were thrown in
>POLICE! POLICE! EVERYONE GET DOWN! they scream rabidly
>I get down on the floor calmly, crying wife and screaming child are brought into the kitchen where im being violently cuffed
>One policeman, wearing full interceptor body armour with full face helmet, knees me in the back even though I wasn't resisting
>"Got a tip you were smoking a joint, came here tobust up your pot growing operation!"
>Like Greek soldiers sacking Troy the policeman began fervently smashing,and ripping cabinets off walls,shredding anything they could grab
>"GOT IT" a loud yell from the bedroom came
>A police officer walks in with a bag containing 2 grams of marijuana
>One of the officers looks at me and calls me a piece of shit
>He grabs my son and smashes him over his knee
>My wife screamed, as they pulled her in front of me, cuffed, and executed her with a pistol shot to the head as if it were wartime.
>Blood all over the American flag on our wall
>Star spangled banner starts playing
>confetti drops from the ceiling
>All praise glorious freedumbs
>>76548012
Replace weed with butter knives and that's your country cuck
>>76548012
Spooky shit there m8
Autism/potato
Mate, I'm all for banter, but that was one of the worst attempts at this type of greentext that I've ever read in my entire life.
You're a disgrace to this country and its proud traditions.
>>76548012
>Be British
>Have no head
Trying to hard to make it reddit
>>76548304
First post best post.
>>76548012
But anon, this is retarded. All you have to do to ensure your freedom in the USA is install doors to your property that are less than 12 inches wide.
>>76548012
I don't do drugs tho, I'm no degenerate.
>Be British
>[THIS POST IS UNAVAILABLE IN YOUR REGION DUE TO THE EUROPEAN UNION MINISTRY OF TOLERANCE AND CENSORSHIP]
>>76548466
>>76548914
>>76550040
stop being butthurt our police dont shoot us like sick animals t b h m8s
>>76550390
Yeah because they can't own guns
>>76550497
>What is SO19?
>What is armed response?
We dont let our adrenaline junkie rednecks unleash themselves upon the civilian population with firearms, its left to firearms specialists u fukkin cunts.
>>76550390
>I hate when armed criminals and other dangers to society are killed by law enforcement!
>>76550390
You've never been to America have you cuck
>>76550754
>family man with 2 grams of cannabis
>a criminal
glad I dont live in your third world tier shithole m8
>>76550709
Who gives a fuck if niggers and white trash get shot daily.
The cops are doing a good thing
>>76550842
>I.D Enem
you have been i.d'd as the enemy m8
>>76548304
>>76548401
>ITT Woodteeth BTFO'd
>>76548012
The cartels are moving north and violently wiping out innocent little grow ops. They executed an eight person family in Ohio. Marijuana is getting people killed anf not chemically.
>>76551151
prove that the cartel are killing more american drug users than american police inside America
I think you'll find you can't my fat friend.
>>76548012
You need to have what I have set up. There's half a dozen flower pots on my front walkway, more on the drive. all terra-cotta with real flowers. What's also inside them? Each contains a small qty (1/2 stick) of Dynamite or Tovex surrounded by various buckshot, old nails, nuts, bolts etc... So if the NWO pigs are at my door, and I see them on my CCTV or my passive IR detectes them and alerts me, all I have to do is throw TWO fucking switchas and I detonate them remotely like a goddammed Claymore. By-Buye police! Ba-BOOOOOMMMM!!!!
>>76551764
land of the free, ladies and gents
>>76548012
>Be Brit
>R-r-rule B-Britania!
>Wake up in the morning
>WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY TO BE BRITISH
>Put start making morning tea
>Toss slice of bread is toaster
>Open window to get some air
>See friendly Achmed across the street happily raping your neighbor's 12 year old daughter
>"LOOKS GOOD TO ME MATES!"
>ThatCheekyBastard.jpg
>Go back to kitchen
>Toast in done
>GONNA BUTTER THIS HERE TOAST RIGHT GOOD I AM
>Open drawer to get butter knife
>RED LIGHTS FLASH
>SIRENS BEGAN BLARING ALL AROUND
>50,000 Bobbies and Beef Eaters bust through the walls of your one room London flat that you share with 6 people
>"HE'S GOT A DANGEROUS TOOL OF MASS DESTRUCTION, GET IM LADS"
>Get ass kicked for 10 hours straight
>Cart you away
>Friendly Achmed continues raping girl and tell Inspector Detective Scotland Yard that you said something Islamaphobic
>"WE'VE KNICKED YOU RIGHT GUD NOW YE SMELLY THIMPET"
>Tossed in the Privy whutsit for 6,000 consecutive life sentences
>Have to give yerself a blumpker in the tabernacle
>>76550980
True bravery is facing them like men without a gun, only cowards and wannabe cowboys think they need to walk around with guns in civilian life unless ur knee deep in nogs like in S.A t b h
https://youtu.be/0X2T7V7TjCY?t=189
>>76553404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBtct-z9JS8
Best True Goodest bravery in the empire I tell you what
>>76553746
you joke and all, but british police are more likely to have a nog shank them in the face like in the vid earlier because they dont have a gun to constantly put their hand on.
It means they need to be more aware, and ultimately, smarter.
You can train a baboon to point and shoot, you can't teach stupid people patience and restraint and reliance on problem solving skills not cowboy skills.
>>76548304
based leaf
>>76554590
bootcucker
>>76554061
Oi I think this cheeky sod has gone mental e did.
Ain't no patience in the world gonn make your tiddly bobbies know patience any gooder than they know yer own bleedin language.
Or is it yer right famous "smarter" Bobby logic ter run away from little wankers with rocks ter protect the fidgin wagons?
>>76554920
0/10 tbqh
>>76552159
This is extremely illegal here
>>76548304
Damn, make me proud for once fellow maple
