DIPSHIT DIES AT YELLOWSTONE

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>>76530245
Kek

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What does a boiled person look like?

>>76530245
It's a ritual. Yellowstone soon faggots.

Another young white man finding creative ways to kill himself.

The west is in hot water.
We're approaching the boiling point.

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>>76530245
BAN ASSAULT GEYSERS!

>>76530629
It's an unpleasant sight. They start out reddish, then turn stark white... the skin separates into layers and detaches from the muscle. Bubbles form and then the skin starts sloughing off.

Bad way to go.

BAN ASSAULT NATURE

>>76530753
Kek

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>>76530753

>>76530717
top lel

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>>76530245
sounds like someone is finally Feeling The Bern.

I see the bernout mass suicides have begun

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>>76530245
>Another Canadian man was cited by park officials for putting a baby bison in his car. The man believed the bison was cold and needed help. It was ultimately euthanized when it was rejected by the herd.

What a fucking dip

It must have been very painful.

>>76530717
>Another young white man finding creative ways to kill himself.
Think of the most absurd way to die you can possibly imagine, and I promise you that a white person has died that way. That's why when minorities say white people aren't creative, it makes me laugh.

>>76531046
>>Another Canadian man

i heard they were Koreans.

>>76531046
>http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/man-presumed-dead-after-falling-into-hot-spring-at-yellowstone/article_43391959-04ec-5b16-8b94-aabf346a0fa6.html
LMAO typical leaf

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>>76531046
>A fucking leaf

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>>76530995

Ayy

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>>76531046
>leaf trying to save everyone and everything they find

>>76530245
Funny thing is the hot springs there are lined with signs that say "stay on the path" in over 10 languages. I've been there and have seen people just ignore the signs. You can't save the truly stupid.

>>76531189
>Asians
>Canadians
What's the difference?

>>76531046
>get help from a Canadian
>be euthanized
Can't make this shit up

>>76531793
darwin at work

>>76531793
If you let a sign dictate your actions then you're a punk ass bitch.

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>>76531793
I fondly remember one of the times I went to Yellowstone
>family of white burgers
>the dad and two teenage sons go off the walkway to get a closer look at the mud-spurting hole in the ground
>wife and daughter are cheering them on
>the geyser spurts a bunch of really hot mud onto them, they all start yelling and crying
>half the rest of the people on the walkway start laughing
>the wife starts yelling at people to be more sympathetic
>a literal retard with downs tells her that they should of stayed on the path like the signs say
>mfw even the mentally handicapped are not so stupid as to wander off the walkways
That family could have been a bunch of fucking leafs, now that I think about it.

>>76532241
I wish I could visit I've been to the grand canyon twice and a few different natural wonders. Always love going to these places even though I don't go out much.

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>>76532241
kek
>cut through the park to go to Jackson
>pull over for a piss and bottle of water
>watch a middle-aged lady dip her foot into one of the springs by the lake.
>She literally had to duck under the fence to get to it
>Dips her toe in, rubber melts off her shoe immediately
>starts screaming and tearing at her foot.
>melted rubber all over her hands, legs and feet.
>i be laffin as i heard the ambulance sirens and watched japs taking her photo

Tourists are fucking stupid.

Another happeningfag trying to force the happening to come sooner.

Kek wasn't happy so knocked him and boiled him to death for the bants.

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>>76532573

I took a summer off and got a gold eagle pass and road tripped 17,000 miles from Florida to Washington (where I have family) through California and back to Fla hitting all the national parks I could (within reason). One of the best times of my life.

>>76531995
t. Dead man

p.s. Yolo