I attempted to summon a merchant. Why doesn't it work?
he's already done with you
>>76513001
You haven't offered enough money. Gold usually works better than money though.
>>76513001
You're using fiat money. That's useless to them, as they already control it.
The quality of your bait is important, try some gold shekels.
>>76513001
You got a type of merchant with >>76513157. Get an Isreali one and Duthcie and you've got the trifecta.
>>76513001
Gas yourself.
>>76513001
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>>76513248
these. why would a genuine merchant be tempted by paper legal tender. you need gold coins son, the jingle they make is key to luring them
>>76513001
Are you circumcised?
Room isn't Kosher.
Tried it again with all change i had in my wallet, still nothing.
>>76513659
Nope
>>76515004
>offering even less money than before
Go jew your mum, gf or someone else from their gold, then offer that. You can't summon a ghost with the smell of simple money. Gold jingle works very well.
>>76513001
That's a $20 banknote that basically says your state owes him $20.
You need to use gold
>>76513227
>>76513248
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>>76515189
I'll remember if i visit this place ever again, thx guys
>>76513001
You have to draw three parentheses on each side of the denomination and say aloud six times, "MUH SIX GORILLION"
>>76513001
Try baiting it with real money.
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>>76515189
>mfw when bought all the property in bucharest
>mfw bunici give me their land for pennies
>mfw when president on speed dial
>mfw i fuck ur women then sell them to you
Romanians are gypsy-tier business people...forever poor
